Author has written 9 stories for Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Transformers, and Misc. Books.
I am pockie ninja!
My Rp site:
Yeah, so, im Mercedes Wolfcry. you seem to know this though.
Age: its, not nice to ask a girl their age but i was born in 1996 so do the math.
Weight: not fat but fluffy! Most of my weight is muscle from farm work.
height: um not short
location: -waves arms franticaly- IM OVER HERE!
gender: female of course!
Gender preferation: I would have to say that if i were to date anyone, it would have to be a guy. I'm strait, not lez, not that i have anything against lez girls! My aunt is one so it dont bother me any.
Sickness/Dieseases: I have asthma
Fav food(s): um i like steak, apples, salad, and other stuff
Disliked food(s): spinach (ugh totally gross), tomatoe's (had one smashed into my hair), onions, peppers, and green olives
Fav drink(s): Blood (not red water, but actual BLOOD, i liek the metalic taste), pepsi, root beer, water, and mountain-du on occasion
Disliked drink(s): Orange crush
Hobbies: I draw, type stories, climb tree's, toss hay bales and do other farm chores, i do lots of video taping with my video-camra, i herd cattle with my gelding, play with my dogs, listen to music, practice with Bloody Moon Setsuna (my 44 inch sword) or my other ones, bothering my granddad (A.K.A Papa), helping my Grams and my mom, and sparing with my friends (fist fights, sword fights, ect).
Personality: I'm a quirky person. People tend to laugh at me a lot cause I do trange things, but i'm generaly nice. More of a gentle Giant if anything, but i have a temper. _ i put someones head through a wall.
Cows: not naming, far to many to name.
Five dogs: Bita( pronounced BIT- AH, and she is a Bordercollie mixed with Germain shepered, she isnt spayed), Lacy (those two are actualy my grandparents but i partialy raised them, oh and btw lacy is pronounced LACE-EE and she is a Corgie, she's spayed), Stormy (Died on 1-30-11 not long before my b-day), Cato-Bear(Pronounced KAY-TOE-BEAR, or CB for short, is Bita's brother there for they look alike color wise, except he had a burly and thick legged apearence where as Bita lookes like a Grey hound, he's been neutered), and Lucky ( my moms Labrador and Golden retriver mix. He isnt neutered ether).
Twelve cats: Abby(black) and Holly(calico) are grams (but im the only ones who can pet them lol), Mandy (calico with a raccon tail), Inky(B&W), Ricky(dead) and Bear(Both are Snow Shoe Siamease and are extreamy big and pretty), Tony (B&W), Momma Kitty(calico), Momma Spaz Cat(B&W), Joey( pronounced JOE-EY and he's orange and white), Haily and Kelly( both orange and white).
Koi: Koi are kinda like GAINT gold fish (The ones we have get to be like a foot and a half long)! We got like twelve or thirteen, and they are very friedly. When we're cleaning the pond, they rub up against your legs and nibble on your toes! No, the toe nibbling doesnt hurt 'cause they dont have teeth.
Gold fish: I have a Plecostomas named Maleficent (like on sleeping beuty). My grandma still has Bob, and Diffa. The rest died.
Apearence: Um, i have really really REALLY curly hair that i dyed blond at one point( had to do it twice cause my hair turned strawberry blond the first time). But my natural hair color is a chocolate brown with red hightlights, and my hair has grown out since i last dyed it and i plan on bleaching it white sooner or later. Um, i have really funky blue eyes... they have several shades of light blue with flecks of silver mixed in, and they have a dark blue ring around the iris. I have one of those stupid chubby faces that everyone likes to pinch. I'm usually very pale but i right now i have a tan, and i have freckles... lots of them... everywhere, even betwee my toes! I have very sharp teath (mainly my canines on top and on bottom). I have lots of scars. am now a brunet for now.
Loves: I love anime, manga, animals, the dark, blood, Levi's, tank tops, shorts, the cold, flip flops, my gloves, my music (rock, techno, country, goth, death metal, ect on the dark songs), my family, and my friends. I also have a slight obsession with Transformers, and i have an army of them in my room.
Hates: I hate dresses, make-up, skirts (ecept for my jean skirt, cause it goes over my levi pants), high heels (evcept for my black leather ones), girly-girls, girls squeeing over guys, guys squeeing over girls, people in genral, the sun, heat, coats and jackets (cept for my leather one cause it rocks!), and teeny-weeny cars.
Visit my pokemons please!
Tid bits and immages about my stories
Micky: the Appaloosa
Minny: the Clydesdaleminus the fact that this photos is a boy...
The song to Raving Heart :
This is Sideswipe's car form, a Lamborghini Diablo:
Sunstreakers Alt mode, a Lamborghini Diablo:
Nightstriders Alt mode, though its missing the Purple flames, a 1987 GMC Jimmy:
Red Alert's alt mode, Lamborghini Countach:
Leo's alt form:
The closest thing i can think of that matches Nightstriders voice:
A picture of Nightstrider by Demonatron:
A picture of Nightstrider by E-Dowely:
A picture of Nightstrider by Yorushihe:
A picture of Nightstrider by Zayren Heart:
A Picture of Nightstrider by Zayren Heart:
A picture from chapter 46 of Nightstrider by Zayren Heart:
Zayren Heart's version of Human Nightstrider:
Zayren Hearts One-shots done for me: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7374624/1/#
"Harry Potter can kiss my ass!" Reed, from the movie The Covenant.
"Stop it... Your face is scaring me, Tristan." Me, during Science class.
"My face? I'm not doing anything with my face." Tristan, during Science class.
"Thats the point. Your face is just so scary on its own, that you dont have to do a damn thing to make me pittle myself." Me, again, in Science Class.
"To the Locker Of Shame, freshman! To the Locker of Shame!" Me, to my freshman friend.
"You little scut monkey!" Me, referring to one of my classmates.
"Whats a scut monkey?" my insulted classmate.
"Think of the worst insult imaginable, magnify it by infinity, and then, perhaps, your tiny insignificant blob of grey matter might have brushed the surface of an iota of what my insult entails." Me, re-insulting my insulted and befuddled classmate.
"Your deer fry ended a skangle?" WheelJack from Skyangel by Rose's.wings
"No, little softie. No thphtt," from a one shot called Not So Formal Introductions, by Rose's.wings
"You were like two skinny fries chasing the ketchup!" Lenn from dancing with the stars.
"You're the only one it gave tongue action, man, and we all saw it!" Scotty from Jeepers Creepers 2,
"Prepare for surgery!" Knockout from Transformers Prime. Episode 21.
"Haven t you heard? Humans multiply." Arcee ftom TF Prime.
"May you never steal, lie or cheat. However, if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows and if you must lie, then lie next to me for all of the nights of my life and if you must cheat, cheat death, because I couldn't live a day without you." Chapter 5 from Alls fair in Love and War, by Linjay.
"Listen up, brats! Get the hell back to your dorms! Why do I have to deal with you running around screaming "Kyaa! Kyaa!" every damn day?! Why?!" Zero from VK (i used this myself when i was gaurding my bff from fanboys cause she dressed up as some 'hot chick' for halloween -_-' except i substuted 'dorms' for rooms. she reminded me of a hooker...)
"I feel like pudding, pudding with nerve endings, pudding in great pain." Iggy, maximum ride (used it when i fell out of the barn loft)
"Thats not very nice I do beleave you've killed my hat." Kisuke Urahara, bleach (used it when my cousin accedently shot my fav hat off mah head with his dads .22 (he was target practicing O_o) because he dropped the darn thing)
"Tough titty, kitty, but the milks still good." Cant remember (used it on a friend who dressed up as a cat for halloween)
"To nuke, or not to nuke. That is the question of the century." Me. (I used this in eighth grade when our teacher asked us what we though the presedent was thinking during a war.)
"Am i hot in these cloths?" Vaughn von Hauttie(squee!) from Harvest Moon IOH. (i dressed as a cowgirl for Ag week, and had one of the guys jokingly wolf-wistle at me, so i said this. he said yes, and i lol'ed.)
"One shal stand, and one shall fall." Optimus prime Transformers. (have not used this... yet.)
"Whats cracken lil' bitches'?" Jazz Transformers. (My friend said it... not me yet w)
"Give me your face!" Optimus prime TROTF. (said this to my cousin when we were wrastling on the trampoline... in the end, i got my boyfriends face with my foot, lol)
"I shall stand, you shall fall." Optimus Prime TROTF. (my friend said that and knocked me down the stairs. >.
"So you can fly this thing?" *warble and a midway thumbs up* "What is that? A so-so?" TDOTM comertial. Sam in "" and BumbleBee in * (cousin was talking to me at two in the morning about flying a dragon kite- note to cousin, dont talk to me when i havent had coffee)
"Amazing! A boobie trap that actualy traps boobies." Optimus Prime from G1.
"It's good to be bad. It's better to be wicked." Me.
9THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" (i did that and an old lady peed herself O_o)
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask 'why are you following me' yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
20. Go to the toy section, get some naruto wepons and a naruto head band then sneek around and toss kunai at random people while eclaiming "Ima ninja! Beleive it!" (i admit... i did this because i lost a game of rock-paper-sizors)
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THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF and spiders...
I don't need a weapon. I am one.
Nunchucks don't kill people. Ninjas do.
You know how the saying goes guns don't kill people. People with moustaches kill people
He had me to the wall with hands on each side of my head, telling me that i was a crybaby. So i brought my knee up hard, and now he's bowed down to me, crying.
The Insanity Test (I've bolded the ones that are me)
You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (dont ask... just dont ask...)
You have fallen asleep in class.
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
GRAND TOTAL: 37
Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100
I'm 97 percent insane? I knew it!
Ok i took a test to find out several peoples names in japanese so here they are:
my name the way i spell it forwards:山下 Yamashita (under the mountain) 美千子 Michiko (child of a thousand beauties)
my legal name forwards:猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 三千代 Michiyo (three thousand generations)
my name backwards: 薗田 Sonoda (garden field) 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow)
my legal name backwards:石丸 Ishimaru (round stone) 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow)
my mom forwards:山下 Yamashita (under the mountain) 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow)
my mom backwards:近藤 Kondou (wisteria nearby) 千秋 Chiaki (very fine in autumn)
my granddad frwd:山下 Yamashita (under the mountain) 忠義 Tadayoshi (loyal and righteous) (same first name backwards O-o)
my granddad bwd: 近藤 Kondou (wisteria nearby) 忠義 Tadayoshi (loyal and righteous)
my gran-gran frwd:山下 Yamashita (under the mountain) 千秋 Chiaki (very fine in autumn)
my gran-gran bwd:近藤 Kondou (wisteria nearby) 愛理 Aini (loves logic)
my bff legal name now frwd:井上 Inoue (upon a well) 三千代 Michiyo (three thousand generations)
my bff legal name now bwd:小松 Komatsu (little pine tree) 千春 Chiharu (thousand spring times)
my bff old legal name frwd:藤原 Fujiwara (wisteria fields) 歩 Ayumu (walk, deeper meaning: walk your own way)
my bff old legal name bwd:清水 Shimizu (clear water) 千春 Chiharu (thousand spring times)
(all of the above follow the whole last name then first thing okies?)
my dog Cato Bear: 千葉 Chiba (thousand blades) 竜也 Tatsuya (be a dragon)
you can find your name here:
Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching: Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Rockos modern Life, and Animaniacs. If you've ever ended a sentence withthe word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this . . . "In west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not! When everything was settled by: rock paper scissors or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish. You remember playing Miss American Beauty. You remember when kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching: The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching: the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, Ghost Busters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cdplayers. Making cootie catchers and then predicting your life with them. You rember playing M.A.S.H. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberry's, Power Rangers, and Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies and Carebears. You remember the orginal Strawberry Shortcake! Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said! You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
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