Here's a couple phrases and facts that I love!
Love is Like Pi -- Natural, IrratiOnal, and Very, vEry Important
On average, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently than non-coffee drinkers.
A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"
You're never truly famous until a demented person thinks he's you.
-- Hell is truth seen too late --
Book lovers never go to bed alone.
This is for the people that don't know this...
AU - Alternative Universe