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Here's a couple phrases and facts that I love!

Love is Like Pi -- Natural, IrratiOnal, and Very, vEry Important

On average, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently than non-coffee drinkers.

A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

You're never truly famous until a demented person thinks he's you.

-- Hell is truth seen too late --

Book lovers never go to bed alone.

This is for the people that don't know this...

FYI:

AU - Alternative Universe
AH - All Human
OC -
Original Character
OOC -
Out of Character
IC -
In Character
WIP -
While in progress
Lime - Intense fluff (but not a sex scene)
Fluff - A sweet moment shared between characters (like a kiss)

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Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 208,381 - Reviews: 4613 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Two Makes Three by xXTailoredDreamsXx reviews
Bella is emotionally broken after her long term relationship with Jacob ends when he chooses his love for music over her. She's sure she will never feel anything again until she meets a beautiful stranger during a subway ride home that changes her life. Will one mistake take everything away, leaving a bitter taste forever in her future? Or will her truer destiny prevail?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 397,853 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 4,588 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,317 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 5,662 - Follows: 7,326 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14867 - Favs: 9,208 - Follows: 5,305 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 3,616 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hate What You Do To Me by Catastrophia reviews
Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Cullen by IvoryAdulation reviews
Movie star Edward Cullen is sent to Seattle Crime Lab to train for his next role. A one night stand with an alluring woman rocks his world but not as much as finding out she's his mentor, she doesn't remember him, and she's nothing like he thought-EPOV/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kiss Me Now, Kiss Me Never by ericastwilight reviews
A curse spanning generations for two families. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,004 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3948 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9472 - Favs: 8,288 - Follows: 5,694 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unlike You by Irenella Courmett reviews
Sequel to Just Like You. Follow Emmett and Bella's growing family and read about the challenges along the way. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,596 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Emmett, Bella
Shades of Green by appletreesfall reviews
Bella Swan: 28, english teacher, can't wait to have kids. Edward Cullen: 29, piano teacher, hates kids. Bella has decided to take her life into her own hands but what happens when a one night stand with Edward results in a surprise pregnancy? M FOR LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,544 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like You by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,194 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vendetta at Twilight by muggleinlove reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends age 11. The attraction between them is obvious. Will they admit their feelings to each other? What is James and his family plotting? HP/Twilight crossover, only Twilight Characters in HP setting. Normal Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,336 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindingly Beautiful by BottledCoke reviews
Bella's been blind since she was little. Edward is the next heir to Cullen INC but to take over he has to get married and have a heir in 5 years or less. He meets Bella at Jaspers party and makes her a deal she can't refuse. ExB, JxA, AU/AH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,339 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11386 - Favs: 11,014 - Follows: 5,776 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Before You by courthale reviews
ON HOLD! The prequel to Fast and Hard. Ever wonder how Miss Bella and her boss Mr. Cullen got to where they were that day in his office? Well, this is the story. Emmett is Bella's boss. Let's see how they deal with a mutual attraction. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6520 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Best Kept Secret by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett owns a bar and Bella is a journalist looking for the right story. Can she find it at McCarty's? Or will she find something else? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19433 - Favs: 12,148 - Follows: 5,562 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella