Author has written 2 stories for Gakuen Alice.
MY PROFILE... I've not nothing...
Nickname: Selena Marie and Sicily (don't ask)
Age: 15 soon 16 4/2/93
Note: My Friend Knows Stupid! Here are some true life things that actually happened.
Eva: (stares at silent)
Eva: Your eyes are green.
Silent: You think! We've been friends for HOW LONG!? And you're just noticing this?
Eva: I thought they were brown.
Silent: FIVE YEARS!
Occasion Number 2:
Eva: I like your shoes!
Silent: Eva...I've been wearing these for the past YEAR!
Silent: (bangs head on desk)
Eva: I'll take that as a yes.
Occasion Number 3:
Eva: (walking down the street, suddenly sees a rock.)
(stares at rock while still walking ahead)
(Suddenly Looks up)
Silent: (asks self) Did she just walk into a pole?
Eva: OW! HOLY (crunch) SHIT! Now I need new glasses!
Silent: (Shakes head)
Look down and find some true sayings:
When it hurts to look behind you and you're scared to look ahead, look beside you and I'll be there.
It's better to be hated for something you are than be loved for something you are not.
I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.
When the world says "Give up", hope whispers "Try it one more time".
Life and Death are on one thread, the same line viewed from different sides
Success is getting up one more time than you fall.
Everyone in life is going to hurt you. But it's up to you to find out which ones are worth the pain.
These ones are GOOD! READ!
Well, dinner would have been splendid…if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
You laugh because I'm different... ... ... .. I laugh cause I just farted!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another Coke.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
The road to success is always under construction.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
I've seen a picture, but no never!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
YUP! Hot! I just hope he doesn't smell like dog.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant
If Shika got pregnant I'd be wondering.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, actually a lot.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Eh...It'd be quiet. Maybe somewhat an okay couple.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Ten is more likely.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
0.0 Is that even possible? If Neji walked in on Tsunade and Sasuke during that...wow.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Sibling rivalry... or sibling love?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I'm sure there is but, I'm never gonna read it.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Love Rivalry. Oh wait Hurt/Comfort er... Coming and Going, please don't leave me.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Kiba has been keeping his dog hormones at bay for Sakura. He knows that she loves another,
But when the one she loves hurts her, Kiba jumps in for his taking. But what's this? Sasuke,
the one Sakura loves, loves her back then confesses after hurting her? SAKURA'S PREG!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Het? Het... oh yea probably with Sasuke.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five
No. Probably Two/Five though.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
AH! I'm going to kill you!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
'Here Without You by Three Doors Down.' Or 'I Don't Care by Fallout Boys'
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Waning: Lots of Swearing and Drug Detail Namely Alcohol.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?
Oh man you're so strong and I am too, why don't you restore your clan with me?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Oh my God! This is so HOT! (Grabs Video Camera)I'm pissed at them now, but still!
20) How emo is Seven?
Oh wow um...a little...maybe more.