Blubberbutt Chunkybap
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Joined 12-14-08, id: 1770519, Profile Updated: 11-30-13
Author has written 32 stories for Naruto, Transformers, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Ben 10, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

OK, start with my name:

Previous pen name(s): Nagabonar Jr.; Nagabonar X Klaatu; Necro eX-Kogito; Missus Shark Hoshigaki, Koplak from the Equator

Current name: Blubberbutt Chunkybap

You can call me Aruni


Age: Born 1991. Do the math. I am of legal age, that's for sure.

Gender: Female albeit androgynous.

Fandoms currently active in:
- Naruto
- Transformers Prime
- Transformers Rescue Bots
- Bleach
- Tron: Uprising
- Ben 10 (all series)
- Sherlock
- Merlin
- Avengers


Story Updates

Flight of the Hummingbird
Status: ONGOING.
NOTE: College is keeping me busy, despite that I still can open the internet. Plus, I'm revising the plots all over again so it'll take more than a while to do. Don't worry, this one won't discontinue, I hope... Amen.


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Tumblr (beware the major randomness, and some occasional Transformers voice clip)

DeviantArt (mostly inactive, because I lose interest in drawing)

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The Unknown Demon King and Future Demon Prince by Podsolnechniki reviews
The blond prince who sold by his uncle for paying off his debt now must face to face with Demon King who not as good as he thought. The prince hate the King cause he's jerk until he finds out he's a lonely king without love YuuRam RATING NOW INTO M!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,040 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
Chocolate Milk Cravings by xXKiri-chanXx reviews
What happens when Kisame wakes up and sees Kiri making chocolate milk? KisaxOC Drabbles
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Kisame H. - Complete
Black Widow by Mistress Megatron reviews
As Knock Out reflects on Breakdown's loss, he finds comfort in the most unlikely source. He's also surprised to learn that Megatron has been harboring secret affections for him as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Megatron, Knock Out - Complete
Let Me Hear Your Body Talk by newvagabond reviews
Orion Pax/Megatronus. Pre-series. Pre-war. Non-sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Partners by SpiritSouls reviews
Little snippets of the developing partnership between Arcee and Cliffjumper, from the funny moments to the heartbreaking ones and how the two come not only to rely on one another, but so much more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Arcee, Cliffjumper
WILL NEGATES DEFEAT by halocreamdevil reviews
Two wars and ten years have changed the Naruto everyone thought they knew. A new mission is beginning; one to save them all... No pairing, rating may change due to violence. Previously known as Lord Hokage's D.O.G. AU after Sasuke's fight with Raikage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beautiful Stranger by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto had spent all twenty-two of her Valentine's Days alone. Then she meets a traveling businessman who promises to meet her for a date; same time, same place, every year. And somehow she thought it wouldn't get complicated... -AU-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Down with Simmons! by Lady Threarah reviews
In which Sam and friends get revenge against Simmons in the form of pranks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009
I Am Sorry by tasyatazzu reviews
Semuanya memang hanya secuil masa lalu yang membentuk diri saat ini. Namun... AU, gaje, abal, ngawur. NetherlandXOC!femIndo. Sedikit FranceXOC!femIndo. Read and Review?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Netherlands, Parallel France 23 - Complete
Red Tulip : Declaration of Love by tasyatazzu reviews
Semua berakhir. Sebelumnya, satu hal ingin kusampaikan. NetherlandXOC!femIndo, OC!maleMalay. typo, geje, abal, ngawur. Read and Review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Indonesian - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Netherlands, Parallel France 23 - Complete
I Dream of the Ocean and I See Myself Die by Blood Thirsty Me reviews
She twitched and whimpered in fear every time she slept. All he did was watch and wonder what the nightmare was about this time. Rated for language and future situations. KisameXOC and hints of ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,038 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kisame H.
Everybody Loves Gaara by whisperedthreats reviews
Kankurou and Temari are tired of Gaara bossing them around. So they decide to get back at him by hosting a sitcom which explores every aspect of his life and reveals them to the general public. Ha!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,340 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Gaara
Transform and Roll Out by Miles333 reviews
Wally West finds himself stalked by a yellow car that might possibly be an alien robot. The rest of the League thinks he's insane. But then four more robots arrive, warning of a coming danger. Can Wally stop the Decepticons...by himself?
Crossover - Justice League & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,998 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Wally W./Flash, Bumblebee - Complete
Insignia of Rarities by arsenous elation reviews
Madara was the strongest & the most cunning shinobi of his clan. When a human deity appears, he finds himself submitted stubbornly against the woman-the same woman Hashirama Senju fell in love with. HashixOCxMada DISCONTINUED; BEING RE-WRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Madara U., Hashirama S.
The Diary Of A Boy In Love by eloquentelegance reviews
The Holy Roman Empire's feelings for little Chibitalia. Ch. 22 Thank You: Take good care of Italy, please
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,440 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Arctic Banana's Half Aft Christmas Special by Arctic Banana reviews
All Brawl wants for Christmas is a Chocobo. All Barricade wants is to drive everyone crazy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Brawl/Devastator, Barricade - Complete
Nacho Induced Nightmare by Arctic Banana reviews
All was normal at the Decepticon base. At least until a bunch of weird crap started happening...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Resonance by Bulecelup reviews
Holland hanya bisa tersenyum dan menangis saat melihat negara yang dahulu ia temukan dan besarkan membelakanginya saat dia harus pergi meninggalkannya... padahal, Indonesia menangis juga di belakang sana. HollandIndo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Indonesian - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Netherlands - Complete
Devious Night by FearTheFluffy reviews
It a smut for Kisame and the girlfriend I made for him. There's not much else to say lol. This is the first time I've written smut in the format '
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Kisame H. - Complete
Return of the MAD by Nate Grey reviews
Is Madara a madman bent on world domination, or a lost soul just trying to find his way? Oddly enough, he's both, and he never managed to overcome his greatest foe: repeated blows to the head. But one thing will never change: Tobi is a good boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Madara U., Obito U./Tobi
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Arctic Banana's Halloween Craptacular by Arctic Banana reviews
It's a very bizarre Halloween indeed for the Decepticons this year. Contents include Telitubby costumes, creepy old perverts, ghosts, lots and lots of alcohol, and more in this insane tale of spookified insanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
I Still Love You by Ookami No Kokoro reviews
What would happen if Holy Roman Empire actually won the Thirty Years War? Would Italy remember him after he changed? Will Austria and Hungary let him marry the young maid or will she deny him. HREXChibitalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire
Bring the Rain by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
When Sam is kidnapped by Barricade, it's up to the Autobots and humans to save him. COMPLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Kisame the Cannibal by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
Just a short funny fic of what Kisame would do if he ate fish. Rated T for mild language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics II by Arctic Banana reviews
Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
Absurd Fairy Tales by Vicious Piggy reviews
Its what the title says, COMPLETELY FOR HUMORUS PERPOSES ONLY; NO YAOI; PAIRINGS ONLY WHEN NECECARY! T for language.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009
A Goofy Uchiha Movie by Purple Sage of Oblivion reviews
When Sasuke makes an preposterous promise to his girlfriend, his chances to fulfilling it seem hopeless when he is dragged onto a cross-country trip with his embarrassing father, Kakashi. A Goofy Movie/Naruto fic. OOC. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Of Mice, Men and Terrifying Women by Fiercest reviews
“But you saved my life!” “I also threw you off a four story building. That’s generally frowned upon in this day and age." On Kushina, Minato and the things that make him fear her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Spider Terminators by Pikaseel reviews
When Ratchet overreacts about the dangers of spiders, the Autobots go on a hunt through the N.E.S.T. base to destroy any and all eight legged creepy crawlies. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ratchet - Complete
Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF by Arctic Banana reviews
Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Lace Trap by PinkxXxPoisonxXxLemonade reviews
Kisame/Oc lemon. Writtenfor my best friend EVER Kylie and her weird obbession with Kisame. Don't like, Don't read. Enjoy you crazy people!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kisame H. - Complete
Sunny and the BBoUIE by Player3 reviews
Sideswipe's reading something. Sunstreaker can't help but read some himself and finds that there are some things better left unread and unknown. A little crude humor. T to keep me safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Rachet's gonna hate me for this by Player3 reviews
Prowl's up late doing reports. Jazz makes him stop a bit early. Just a drabble...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
I Will Protect You by Arctic Banana reviews
Hiding alone on a hostile planet can be scary for a small, easily frightened mech like Sideways. It's only natural that he'd want a friend to protect him.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sideways, Demolishor - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
To Infinity and Beyond by The Crack Fairy reviews
In the year 3269, A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I. begin acting on their plans for universe domination by meeting on Planet X. Chaos ensues. Sci Fi AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Becoming the Demon Shark by Blood Thirsty Me reviews
The story of Kisame's past. How he came in possession of Samehada, why he betrayed Kirigakure, how he joined the Akatsuki and how he lost his first friend. Rated for violence,language and other future content. CLOSED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,670 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kisame H. - Complete
The Chronicles of Carrot Man by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
Pein is a carrot, I swear. Crack fic told from Konan's perspective. T for a lot of things. Chapter Three In Which Kakuzu Is Feeling... Strange...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Konan
Happy Father's Day, KuroDaddy! by Big Kitty reviews
Courtesy of Fai, the "family" celebrates Father's Day for Kurogane. One-shot. T for swearing.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Sasuke's Hot Pink Diary by steffxnie reviews
Sasuke's diary. Beware. Contains high level of randomness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sasuke U.
Farmer Madara by RM-1308 reviews
Old Madara had a...organasation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
Long Nights by MistressOfTime1218 reviews
It is not always the parent who lulls the frightened child to sleep. On rare occasions, it can be the other way around.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Syaoran, Kurogane
The Blind, the Perverted, and the Bipolar by yuyu4848 reviews
Random fic that my friend Angie asked for. Happy Late Birthday ANGIE! A normal day at the Akatsuki base...crap, Itachi's running into furniture again. Gay jokes, blind Itachi, and bipolar Tobi/Madara. Enjoy! Not meant to be serious at all
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Neliel Tu Kurosaki? by Platinumsabr reviews
A "What If?" story that deviates from the normal storyline of Bleach, but not by much. What if Ichigo had chosen a different future? WARNING: Contains Lemon!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Akatsuki's Music Concert by Nay Akanaru reviews
Bagaimana jadinya kalau akatsuki mengadakan konser musik? Apa yang akan mereka lakukan? Baca selengkapnya disini. ONESHOT! Warning : Gaje Abieeezzzz
Naruto - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
ABC by Uchiha Yuki-chan reviews
Akatsuki saat lagi nganggur, imej pemuda dengan masa kecil suram sangat terlihat begitu mereka mengenal apa itu 'ABC'. RnR! :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hyuga Family Portrait by Takara Makoto reviews
What are the infamous Hyuga's REALLY like?A series of AU one-shots and Beware of funny OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hinata H., Hanabi H.
Akatsuki in trouble by bj21 reviews
One day, Pein gets sick and Konan has to take charge. And what chaos would induce if a certain doctor was to get involved? Rated T for course language by everyone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,180 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Our Dumb Village by thephaw reviews
Keep up to date with the important issues facing your favorite village hidden in the leaves with hard-hitting and unbiased news stories, studies, and reports. Warning, satirical humor inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Kushina as Giselle by Gothic Dancer reviews
6th Naruto Disney Princess story. Kushina is a fairy tale princess thrown into modern-day New York City. She's sure she wants to go home, but the man she meets in this strange world may change her mind later. MinatoxKushina PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Addiction by vashsunglasses reviews
One Shot. Donatello's family becomes suspicious as he develops a strange new addiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Kazekage No Baka by Nicknames.Are.Troublesome reviews
Annipe is on a mission. What mission? To get Gaara to have some fun, of course! GaaraxOC I do not own Naruto. If I did, oh the things I would do...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Ghost Town by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Set pre-series. On a mission to Earth Country, Kakuzu stumbles across the ruins of Yuugakure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Actual Title Was Too Long to Fit In the Box by Kaoru Kyo and Kagura reviews
The truth of the fourth hokage and the back story of how everything you know in the Naruto world has come to be. WARNING: Total and utter crack. If you can understand any of it, you have accomplished more than the writers of this have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
How to calm a weasel by xotakux2002x reviews
kisame gives step-by-step instructions for calming a weasel. WARNING: none of these methods have been tested outside the world of fanfiction. use at your own risk. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Wrath by Chitterbox reviews
AU. The messed up relationship of Raven to her family. And Robin's messed up connection to Raven. This is the story outside of the Titan-verse. RobinxRaven. Don't worry, the characters are still cool.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Raven, Robin
Shall We Dance by Serena Kenobi reviews
She almost gasped as a warm hand took hers; and she gazed into his unmasked eyes. He’d pulled off the cowl and yanked off his gloves, leaving them strewn on the floor. Before she could ask what he was doing, he pulled her to him. BM/WW FLUFFY oneshot.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto May Cry by NamikazeNaruto reviews
AU. What would happen if Gaara, Sasuke, and Naruto were trained by Nero, Vergil and Dante of Devil May Cry? It would only lead to the birth of strongest trio of ninja demon slayers in the world. Pairings: GaaHina, NaruHarem, SasuTenTenKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,963 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Suzaki Hikari by ObsidianEbony reviews
She had found Naruto Uzumaki being beaten by a group of idiot adults. She decided that she was going to change that. "Hokage-sama, I would like to ask for your permission and officially adopt Naruto.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,991 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Bird's the Word by Arctic Banana reviews
While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Brawl/Devastator - Complete
The 12 Pains of Christmas with the Akatsuki! by elloitsstephaniee reviews
Why don't we spend some time with the Akatsuki and see how they get ready for Christmas! "FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU PUT UP THE LIGHTS!" "She's a witch... I hate her!" a bit late... but i couldn't help myself xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Little Tobi Story by Theif Queen reviews
Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
A Christmas Wish by JL Wrighton reviews
Flash and Hawkgirl, fluffy. Hope you like it. Kinda quick story.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Wally W./Flash, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl - Complete
Letters to Santa by CSI Clue reviews
A collection of Tony Stark's letters to the Big Man in the Red Suit.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Notes by Super Reader reviews
A glimpse into the note passing of two teenagers. A Rob/Rae fanfiction. Happy Birthday, Symone!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
The Moment Of Truth by EstelleYS reviews
ItachiXKisame Fanfiction: Itachi receives an invitation to the gameshow The Moment Of Truth , but if his secrets will be revealed, what will be of his secret crush on Kisame? Hinted KakaIru, SasuNaru. Our universe crossed with theirs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna reviews
When Tobi overhears a conversation, he encounters a word he's never heard before. Puzzling over what it could mean, he asks Deidara. Unfortunately, Deidara gives him the wrong definition, which causes Tobi to wreak word misuse upon the Akatasuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Ishiko by Her Honour reviews
She was his. And only his. KakuzuxOC small filler from "Silence" M for lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kakuzu - Complete
Transforming maniacs by MISCrasyaboutfanfics reviews
Uh, something I made up when I was bored and I don't think it's that good. Parody of the Animaniacs theme song. Read Author's notes inside. I was also on a little bit of a "sugar high", more or less.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Infinity by Roxie Archer reviews
In the land of Infinity, Syaoran feels as if he can never fill the place hollowed by his clone. Thankfully, Kurogane is there to lean on when he needs strength the most.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Syaoran, Kurogane - Complete
Human Encyclopedia: Autobot Version by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
One-shots and short stories about the Autobots trying to understand humans and getting utterly confused in the process. Chapter 9: Halloween.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Trick or Treat by CSI Clue reviews
It's Halloween and things around the Stark Mansion are a little . . . looney.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Tobi's First Impression by Crimson Cupcake reviews
Akatsuki are faced with a problem. Sasori is dead. Who to replace him? Pein has an idea. But the problem is, nobody else likes it much. -Manga Spoilers- Total crack! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Hidan - Complete
Fun In The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Environmentally Friendly Akatsuki by Crimson Cupcake reviews
Even the worst criminals in the Naruto universe can care about the environment. What will happen when nearly everyone gets involved? Oneshot. Manga spoilers. -SEQUEL IS UP TEH BETS OF D00M -
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Zetsu, Kisame H. - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Arctic Banana reviews
The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki Todd by Yaoi Twins Of Yin and Yang reviews
The Akatsuki decide to put on the musical Sweeney Todd to raise money. Orochimaru and Sound help. Hilarity ensures! Pen name chenged from Delilah Rain Loveless.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Akatsuki
Konan as Mulan by Gothic Dancer reviews
First of the Naruto Disney Princess stories. When Konan's aging father is called away to war, she sneaks into the army disguised as a man to bring honor to her family. PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Emmett & Economics by THH reviews
Emmett teaches Bella something new.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Ballad of White and Pink by Atthla reviews
In which Kurogane wears pink and dances with Syaoran and Fay laughs at them .
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Kurogane, Syaoran - Complete
Sugar Me by crimson nightmare reviews
You never know, really, but you know, really. Modern Fantasy AU. Kakashi x Gaara x Kakashi, YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Kakashi H., Gaara
Gaara by xxpapercutxx reviews
Sabaku Gaara is a lonely young man who works at a small cafe. Hatake Kakashi is one of the two perverts that are always there. What happens when he is forced into going on a date with him? Gaara19 Kaka26 Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Gaara, Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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Flight of the Hummingbird reviews
Four months after the end of 'Bird Cloth', Nagayoshi moves on with her life. An event leads her to learn about her origins: her parents and her unknown part of her past. Kakuzu, however, blames himself for the many misfortunes his adoptive sister had to experience and has to deal with yet a new partner. WARNING: lots of gory violence, suggestive themes. Kisame/OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,275 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kisame H., Hidan, Kakuzu, Akatsuki
To Boldly Go reviews
Sick of Nagayoshi's unsocial behavior and spoiled upbringing, Kakuzu introduced his stepsister to his close friend, Kisame. Not the right occupation for socializing lessons, but could be the right guy for her. Police AU. KisaOC. Will turn M in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kisame H.
Bird Cloth reviews
Nagayoshi: A very androgynous orphan girl with apple addiction and specializes in lightning-based jutsu. Kakuzu: A masked violent S-ranked criminal with money addiction and emotional problems. These two people meet and call themselves siblings. They change each other and others around them. They live, they learn, they grow. WARNING: violence, suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,660 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kakuzu - Complete
クジラ: The Cetacean Goofball reviews
It is now summer and Kisame's nephew comes for a summer vacation and to be trained to be an Akatsuki by joining missions along with duo seniors. He shall expect mayhem and extremity. TobiXOC. PeinXOC. High insanity level. CRACK. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Aliens Roll Out! reviews
The Cons and DNAliens are joining forces to accomplish their goal in destroying the Earth. The Autobots will have to work together with Ben and his comrades to save mankind and Earth. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Ben 10 & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Ben T., Optimus Prime - Complete
Kakuzu: Threeshots of the Way Back reviews
Witness the past of young Kakuzu through rough childhood, cruel youth, and ironic adulthood. He was not as strong and gruff as he is today...because even the worst criminals started small. Warning: violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kakuzu - Complete
Japan's Messages reviews
DRABBLE After the bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima, Japan returns to his allies. In Italy's arms, he said his last message.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
To Punish and Enslave reviews
Barricade is a police car. He hates every single thing about being a police. Except...He likes the chasing though. Since he can do what he's born to do... A one-shot of brother Barricade :D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Barricade - Complete
Pumpkin Mask Origins reviews
Who is Tobi? Where is he came from? HOW does he exist? What ties he has with the infamous Madara Uchiha? Well...the Uchiha himself holds the answer and he's sharing it with us.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Madara U., Obito U./Tobi
Moribundity reviews
She coughed and she hacked...she is clearly dying. Tobi's worst nightmare comes out of dreamland and haunts him until the day begins again. Major TobiXOC. A little touch of lime. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Revival reviews
After sacrificing himself, Klaatu disintegrates and considered dead. But Gort rises back with something in its hands. Something that Helen couldn't swallow... A Oneshot.
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
I Spy Round 2: Ace, King, and Queen reviews
Another round of I Spy. But it ain't get any normal! Tobi and Madara's relative is an alien; Kakuzu falls for the alien visitor; Hidan's got kids; Itachi & Deidara just won't stop fighting and Kisame & Sasori had to suffer. Zetsu...he's still hungry...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,890 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
October 10 Exists, January 19 Shouldn't Have reviews
Kushina had not just gave birth to Minato's splitting image, but hers too. But fate separated them with the help of the beast. Now the truth remains silent. One-shot. Thanks to Alda MN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Akatsuki iTunes They like to move it! Move it! reviews
A parody of many catchy tunes you find on TV. Chap 1 is Discovery Channel's 'Boom De Yada' song. Chap 2 is Tiny Toon's theme. Accepting requests and suggestions. Rate changed due to swear words. Fun intended!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
The Armpit of Justice reviews
Akatsuki was having fun under the sun when suddenly Kisame was found unconscious, with two shot marks on his neck! Then Pein gives himself up to be executed. The Akatsuki meets its nemesis organization! Rated T for violence, language, and complex topics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
Rock n' Thunderolla! reviews
It was a stormy night, and Tobi didn't like it. Afraid, he went to his friend's room for protection. Subtle, slight TobiXOC. Fluff...I suppose...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Puppeteer's Night reviews
Tobi and Yoru was having a midnight snack when they notice that Sasori was in the living room. Deidara had told them to leave him alone, but they didn't. Crack-ish oneshot. Yoru is my OC, btw...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Sasori, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Red Cloud Nox reviews
Yoru, my OC, is a girl with powers that are un-ninja-like. Madara takes interest on her and recruits her. But first she must pass two tests first, each with its own difficulty. Will she be able to pass the tests and join the criminal organization?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Discovery: A Torch Being Passed reviews
2k7 movie. Continuation of Arctic Banana's 'The Discovery'. The Decepticons haven't been to Earth before & since it's their first time, they made a lot of mistakes & always late to run away. Check out their adventure in the wild weather & deadly phenomeno
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Starscream, Blackout - Complete
Honey, I Shrunk the Akatsuki! reviews
Pein had a new gun and shrinks the Akatsuki, save for him and Konan. Madara had to lead the nine Lilliput minions across the enlarged HQ to find the gun and return to their normal size. Sequel of 'I Spy'. 90% craziness and fun! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
I Spy reviews
Madara & Tobi bought small hidden cameras to be used to spy on the Akatsuki secret private life inside their rooms. Madara & Tobi saw many things they didn't wish to see & slowly created a squad from people who busted them. HUGE OOC and insanity beware!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,784 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Madara U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
18 Ways To Make Kisame Use His Samehada on You reviews
Title says it; it's a prank list story! Enjoy and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Kisame H. - Complete
22 Ways To Make Itachi Use His Amaterasu On You reviews
OMG...torture stories are the best to make you laugh for hours. Who's with me! This time is Itachi! And new record! He has the most number of pranks!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Just About Anyone in Naruto Blogs reviews
Community website is hot in the Naruto universe, just like when we first discover Friendster, MySpace or FaceBook. Some of the rookie nine found reading the blogs amusing. See what truths they found in the blogs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,154 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
18 Ways To Make Zetsu Flying Off the Handle reviews
Torture story no. 4! This is for the plant guy, Zetsu. Made in only 20 minutes! He's suprisingly easy...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Zetsu - Complete
Transformers Robbery Alarms reviews
Rewritten. How will both Autobots and Decepticons sound when there's a hijacker...hijacking them?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
16 Ways To Make Kakuzu Going Ape reviews
Wahahaha! Another torture story from me! To my Wallet Guy, Kakuzu! I love you!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kakuzu - Complete
15 Ways to Make Pein Go Ballistic reviews
Yet another torture fic! This one is dedicated for the leader of Akatsuki who has six bodies, Pein/Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
I Dreamed of My Father reviews
7 year old Naruto still suffered the same issues even with his parents by his side. Minato stands up for his dear son and...what's this? A photograph? Naruto's three friends and himself found an astounding truth. A oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Tobi's Rhyme For His Friends reviews
Akatsuki has nothing to do and Tobi just can't say enough. So one day he made a song for them, each with a rhyme. How does his song sound? Click the title and you'll know. Btw, figure the tune yourself. Reviews, please?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Kakashi's Blog reviews
Welcome to Kakashi's very mind! Let's see what he said to his blog and the harsh comments on the people he knows. R&R onegai shimasu!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
20 Ways To Get On Deidara's Nerves reviews
Just for fun. If you're a prankster, I'm sure you want to know how to annoy him. My first fic, bad summary, but the content I guarantee will be good.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Deidara - Complete