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Joined 12-14-08, id: 1770618, Profile Updated: 01-05-10
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

HIYA DEVOTED READERS!! READ THE WHOLE PROFILE, AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER BECAUSE IT IS REALLY FUNNY AND GOOD!! I concur! most of the bold AND underlined stuff is me, CC, and the regular is CA Oh and I (CA) went back and deleted most of the stuff that didn't relate directly to us, because I know so much scrolling can be a hassle. I FINALLY changed our avatar. im gonna change it back later but i couldnt help it. i love cuppy-cakes!! -ca


This account belongs to two best friends who like Harry Potter but love his father more! We are obsessive Lily/James shippers with the emphasis on the James part. Apart from fanfiction, we have many things in common, including our name (Caroline), our favorite color (purple), our birthstone (amethyst) (which is also purple) (that means that our birthdays are in the same month), and our love of reading (some of our favorites are Twilight, Maximum Ride, The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles, Peter and the Starcatchers, anything by Roald Dahl, Carl Hiaasen, Jane Austen, Lemony Snicket, and our favorite, Once Upon a Potty by Alona Frankel. O yeah, look it up. And of course the Harry Potter series.) AND BEING JAMES POTTER OBSESSIVES! We are each other's betas. Sometimes one of us will write a story and the other will edit it or sometimes the other way around. (MOSTLY CA DOES THE MOST WRITING BUT CC SPENDS HOURS EDITING BECAUSE CA IS TYPING SPED!) Like, siriusly, she CAN'T type. at all. nothing. nada. zippo. Sometimes we both write the equal amount and edit the equal amount. But not that often. So yeah. Caroline A is James Potter's lover and is the crazy one who will probably spontaneously combust from excitement any second now and has horrendous spelling. Yeah live with it. She is also EVEN MORE OBSESSED WITH FANG AND IS HIS LOVER AND IS GOING TO MARRY HIM AND GET MAD SCIENTISTS TO GRAFT WINGS TO HER BACK SO SHE CAN FLY TOO!! Caroline C is also in love with Jamesbut at least she is not stupid enough to come close to outward combustion every time he is mentioned. Rather, she combusts on the inside where no-one can see. Occasionally, Caroline A's older sister (whom she loathes with a passion) will contribute an idea or two to our stories, which we generally ignore, as they mostly involve her as Sirius's pregnant pet monkey and/or Lupin's secret girlfriend. Another occasional contributor to our stories is someone named POOF! Well, that's her nickname. She enjoys the using the term "fun SUCKER!" in her writing, so if you see that, you know it's her!

Well, you really didn't need to know all that, but we told you anyway!

Oh jsuk CA slaved and slaved for six hours on the following profile and it is freaking hilarious and she would appreciate if you would read the whole is like a fanfiction story in itself! THANX!! :) Yeah and then I spent like another two hours going through and editing/adding my own stuff. So a total of 8 hours of work. READ IT!


Okay, so basically we're uber random, uber smart girls who are total bookworms. We love to write original stories as well as fanfictions, and we read all the time. Our friends tell us we have very serious issues; sometimes we think that if we weren't so smart the doctors would diagnose me with A.D.H.D. and then the nice men in the white coats would come and get me :) (Actually that has already happened to CA... and CC's days are numbered). Oh dear. I didn't know that. We're kind of shy around people we don't know, but we open up after a while. Our only outside friends on fanfiction are POOF! and kab but my other friends use the site sometimes. What are you talking about? Your "other" friends? ?? Hey just because YOU don't have other friends...

We're absolutely in love with books; We each have our own personal library in our rooms, with books overflowing onto the floor. There are about, we don't know, two dozen undeveloped original stories on our computers. Everyone says CA has a natural gift for storytelling, and that CC is good with editing and occasionally starting or finishing one of CA's stories, and that those are our callings. Uhh... what? Who says that? Who? And editing is not my calling! geez! CA hopes to become a professional author one day, and apparently the people on this site seem to think that she is a great writer. CC is keeping her options open. I want to be a math teacher, actually. NERD!

General stuff about us...

Names: Caroline and Caroline... or the Carolines (if u think well give u our last names go jump of a cliff)

Ages: 14(caroline is 26 days older than me, but we were supposed to be born on the same day! But then she was super early and i was late so yeah)

Hair Colors: CA: brown with gold streaks...turning blonder everyday bc i am a diver CC: blond with amazingly beautiful natural highlights yeah right

Eyes: CA: hazel that turn brown, green, blue, gray, and a mix depending on what im wearing CC: blueish-gray...lies and says they turn green I do NOT lie! Ummmmm...yes you do.

Locations: Like we're going to tell you. But we live in the same town and go to the same school...(we're in 8th grade)

Coolest Places We've Been: CA: my bed (and CHINA! hello?!) CC: everywhere!! (CA is soooo jealous)

Hobbies lots of writing and reading, CA: diving, flute, eating, sleeping, getting hyper CC: gymnastics, clarinet, watching CA sleep, eat, and get hyper clarinet is NOT a hobby. i hate band and im quitting next year!! Well I am TRYING to quit, but our psycho band teacher is stalking me to get me to do it...NOTHING WILL DETER HIM!! AHHHH!!

Talents: We play instruments (CA:flute and piano (which i quit this year) ) (CC: clarinet... so damn whiny! again, i HATE it! we play sports (CA dives CC gyms...the nastics...yeah theres no verb form of gymnastics. sucks.), We're good at EVERYTHING, and we can make people laugh, oh and we make friends with everyone though we aren't in that psycho group of "popular" kids

Status: INSANE!! and CA is an evil mastermind juvenile delinquent who didn't get caught, and CC is the evil informer/decoy who is kinda a juvenile delinquent who didn't get caught... (looooooooooong story) (that was sooooo bad, but it felt soooo awesome to be a deliquent. plus, it was for a good cause: our social lives) shhhh...if we get review on any story about this i swear we will tell you...just with changed names and stuff...

Things We Like:

1. Writing

2. Reading (I think reading should be number one!) This is just the order in which I happened to type it!

3. Hanging out w/ 2 other best friends (one is POOF! the other is kab aka Pinky

4. Sleeping/Eating a lot!!

5. Being Juvenile Delinquents

6. Staying up till odd hours in the morning emailing and reading fanfiction woot woot!

Things We Hate:

1. Certain boys (Subject X!!)and the male counterpart of alligator!!) inside joke!!

2. Smug grins

3. CA: English Teacher and Art Teacher and Spanish Teacher (tho spanish is getting better) CC: French Teacher...and who knows what other subjects and last year's math, french, social studies, and english teachers. yeah that was a long year.

4. CC: CA's bad grammar and spelling (it drives her nuts) Ahhhhhhh!! SEE? Mention it and she nearly has an aneurism.

5. When people take FOREVER TO UPDATE THEIR STORIES!! - goes in corner and cries uncontrollably - )

Things We Are Obsessed With:


2. CA: FANG!!

3. Anime (CA) i like the Max Ride manga book. iggy is soooo hot in that

4. School yup. we're nerds.

5. Sugar

6. Phones/computers where we can talk about James, Fang, and Fanfiction

7. Reviews hint hint

8. FANG!! (CA)

Favorite TV Shows:

1. House (both and POOF!'s fave show)

2. CSI (CA)

3. Drake and Josh (CC) that show is soooooo fing hilarious!!


5. 24 (CA)

6. American Idol (sort of)

Favorite Animes/Mangas: (CA)

1. Shugo Chara

2. H2O

3. Black Cat

4. A bunch of Japanese ones I can't spell

Favorite Books:

1. Harry Potter

2. Maximum Ride

3. Twilight

4. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

5. Warriors

6. The Inheritance Cycle isn't it the inheritance trilogy? WHETEVER!!

7. The Mortal Instruments

Favorite Bands/Singers: (o boy this might take a while!)

1. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

2. Three Days Grace (love this band!!)

3. 3 Doors Down

4. Red Hot Chili Peppers

5. 3OH!3

6. Fall Out Boy

7. Nickelback

8. The Fray

9. The Killers

10. Paramore

11. We the Kings

12. Metro Station

13. U2

14. Boys Like Girls

15. All American Rejects

16. Lady Gaga


18. Death Cab for Cutie


19. Cute Is What We Aim For

20. Panic! At the Disco

21. Maroon 5

22. Collective Soul

23. Green Day

24. Iron & Wine

25. Kelly Clarkson

26. My Chemical Romance

Pretty much everything except rap

Favorite Songs: o god this is awful...wat to choose...wat to choose...

1. Never Too Late - Three Days Grace

2. Me Against the World - Simple Plan

3. Stand My Ground - Within Temptation

4. Addicted - Saving Abel

5. I'm Yours - Jason Mraz

6. Your Guardian Angel - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (!!)

7. Riot - Three Days Grace

8. Drown - See band from above

9. Right Round - Flo Rida

10. Time of Dying - Three Days Grace

11. Cat and Mouse - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

12. Angels Cry - "

13. Waiting - "

14. Damn Regret - "

15. Saying Sorry - Hawthorne Heights

16. Over My Head (cablecar) - The Fray

17. How to Save a Life - Also by the Fray

18. You Found Me - Guess who's it by! You guessed it: The Fray

19. Bad Boy - Cascada

20. Headstrong - Trapt (like my theme song)

21. Beautiful Disaster - Kelly Clarkson

22. Mr. Brightside - The Killers

23. Electric Feel - MGMT

24. Paralyzer - Finger Eleven

25. That's What You Get + Crushcrushcrush - Paramore

26. Let it Rock - Kevin Rudolph or whatever his name is

27. UNTOUCHED - The Veronicas

28. Poker Face - Lady Gaga

29. Gives You Hell - All American Rejects

30. Starlight + Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

31. Shake It- Metro Station

32. Around the World- The Hit Crew

33. 5 Minutes to Midnight - Boys Like Girls

34. Bottoms Up -Keke Palmer

35. Somebody Told Me - The Killers

This is only one billionth of CA's fave songs because CC isn't here right now and I needed to be able to give her room...

my turn!! hehehehe

Pretty much all of those and...

36. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage - Panic! At the Disco

37. There's a Class for This - Cute is What We Aim For

38. Risque - CiWWAF

39. The Curse of Curves - CiWWAF

40. The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls

41. Thunder - Boys Like Girls

42. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

43. Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5

44. Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

45. Teenagers - MCR

46. Be My Escape - Relient K

47. High of 75 - Relient K

48. Who I am Hates Who I've been - Relient K

49. Seventeen Forever - Metro Station

50. Check Yes Juliet - We the Kings

51. Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade

52. If Everyone Cared - Nickelback

53. 1985 - Bowling For Soup

54. Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations

55. If Today was you Last Day - Nickelback

56. Decode - Paramore

57. Damaged - Danity Kane yeah boston!!

58. What is Love - Haddaway

59. Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects

60. I Want it that way - Backstreet Boys

61. I don't wanna be in love (dance floor anthem) - Good Charlotte

62. Walkin on sunshine - the Kizooks version

63. I still haven't found what I'm looking for - U2

64. Juliet - LMNT

65. My Generation - The Who

66. I Want You to Want me - Cheap Trick

67. 100 years - Five for Fighting

68. Sweet About me - gabriella Cilmi

69. Swear It again - Westlife

70. Leave out all the rest - Linkin Park

71. Big Yellow Taxi - Counting Crows

72. Dancing in the Moonlight - King Harvest

73. Obvious - Westlife

74. The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy

75. Castles in the Sky - Ian van Dahl

76. Suddenly I see - KT Tunstall

77. anything by the beach boys!!

78. anything by the beatles!!

79. I do not Hook Up - Kelly Clarkson

80. Impossible - Kelly Clarkson

81. Don't let me stop you - KC

82. All I ever wanted - KC

83. Already Gone - KC

84. If I can't have you - KC

85. Whyyawannabringmedown - KC

86. Long shot - KC

87. I want You - KC


Favorite Songs/Music to Listen to While We Write:

1. CA: Uhhhhh...everything

2. CC: yup pretty much everything above. especially WRock (if its HP fanfiction) and CIWWAF

Stories in Progress:

1. 5 Date Rule

We know, we know, we know! It has been forever, but you know what? CA just wrote 29 freaking pages of a new story that CC is struggling to edit, and finish using guidelines CA set out for her. So we are a little tied up. And we are writing like 10 other stories too. So shut up and wait. If CA's mum were here she would say, "Can you find a nicer way to say that please?" But really, we have heard our friends bitch about and other people saying UPDATE! So hold on and let us post other stuff first.

2. Fighting Fate

3. Mistexts

4. We are currently writing TONS just not posting it... We KNOW OKAY!! BAD US!! OKAY!!

Random Test I Found on Someone Else's Profile!!

Whats the last book you read? Last completed or umcompleted? CA: OMFG I JUST FINISHED MAX AND IT WAS AMAZING!! AHHHH!! CC IS REALLY SLOW SO SHE ISN'T DONE. TSK TSK! CC: reading The Angel Experiment, and done with a lot of books just like CA (but slower) (i've read the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th maxrides already... the library was out of tAE.

What's on your TV right now? I dunno what's on YOUR TV right now? Stupid question really. I mean hello...I am on the computer typing this... (CA) uhhh... blackness... i don't watch that much TV

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My Evil Sister, said, "No, you can not 'borrow' coughstealcough, my earphones!" (CA) CC: my dad. "ok, ok, ill get off the computer and clean my room!" (which i didn't do)

Where are you? At the my kitchen so that there is easier access to food. (CA)CC: same here

What was the last thing you ate? Cookie Dough (CA) CC: ate? applesauce. that stuff is good. drank? vitamin water! (balance flavor... i'm a gymnast, remember?) chewed? trident tropical flavored gum.

What's your personality like? Humorous, definitely obsessive, I hoard books and movies a lot, I'm loyal to my friends, Kinda perverted (thanks to being on a diving team with mostly teenage boys...and my friend kab. she used to have the dirtiest mind of the four of us, but i think i might have surpassed her recently. she actually told ME to get MY mind out of the gutter the other day!) ... my personality is very complex and i am kind of whoever I want to be whenever I want to be...ALWAYS EXTREME! NO MIDDLE GROUND EVER! (CA)CC: whooo!! pretty much same stuff but take the pervert thingy down a few notches... That's a lie...well maybe a FEW notches...

What was the last thing you thought? I LOVE FANG SOOOOOO MUCH! AND JAMES. BUT MOSTLY FANG!! (CA) CC: my little brother is WEIRD. (cause he just yelled the word "YAMS!" really really loud)

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Republican, like me! (CA) CC: Texas. big state.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy Maximum Ride and make James Patterson and JK Rowling write more faster. And buy all the electronics and clothes and food I want. And put most of it away and donate a lot. Travel the world. Help out my family. Pay scientists to graft wings to MY back and create Fang so that we could get married. Yeah... (CA) CC: whoo same stuff. first the author thingy, then ill buy a TON of shoes and jeans and trench coats and earrings and i want to go to fiji!! and then eat a lot of really really good pasta (my fave food) and then search the world for james potter look-alikes and make them form a nudist colony around me (squee! emerson wall of shame again) o yeah and kill emerson's fiance so i could marry him. yup. and go to a good college. then donate the rest to charity. i would b really happy if i got a million dollars.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? Ummmm... do you really want to know that? JK JK JK!! LOL!! I WAS KIDDING!! It is my life, my iPod Touch. (CA) CC: my poople (purple-- lol kyra & courtney if ur reading this!) phone!!

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothin', but I just had cookie dough and grape juice... not at the same time tho... that would be downright FOUL! (CA) CC: notin. but like i said, applesauce!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This...DUH! And the UBERLONGSTORYOFUBERLONGNESS (ULSOUL) that doesn't have a name now and is like 50 pages. (CA) CC: this. an email to CA. an AIM conversation w/ kab. and of course ULSOUL. and 5 date. and a new story called shirtless.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? "I could see her trying to avoid looking at our various bruises, scrapes and cuts. Well, if you're six feet away from a building when it explodes at you, you're gonna get a little banged up. Fact of life." (Max!! Maximum Ride Book 5 James Patterson!!) (CA) CC: "A single mammoth provided tons of meat, enough to feed a group of people for months." (my SS textbook)

What's it like being you? FREAKING AWESOME!! HELLO?! I am QUEEN OF THE SPORK ARMY!! It doesn't get much better than that! All of my friends think that my dad is the best dad EVER and I think that my mom has slightly Nazi-ish tendencies but they are both pretty strict and fun when they need to be. Oh yeah, I am in a permanent feud with my elder sister, and basically raised my younger brother whom I adore very much and taught everything i know (whether that is a good or bad thing is your judgement call :)), and even though he is two years younger than me is going to marry kab who is my age. I have an adorable kitty named Whisper who gets fatter everyday. My entire life consists of: Waking up at the crack of dawn (6)...going to school adoring most of my classes and teachers and making inside jokes with my friends...coming home slaving over homework...diving...home for more homework...going to bed...staying up reading fanfiction on my iPod til like 2 in the morning...and EATING ALL THE TIME! (CA) CC: yeah its pretty freakin cool. my life is awesome. i have the bestest friends in the world. i have fanfiction!! i have HP, twilight, and MaxRide. i have a totally awesome summer house!! I have the cutest Portugese water dog ever named Ollie. and i have two sometimesannoyingbutalwaysfunny little brothers. and i love math. and school. and reading. and my life is awesome so yeah.

What are your thoughts on writing? Awesomeness, it's the best thing you can do on the computer or a sheet of paper. I write ALL THE TIME, even in Spanish and SS when I'm supposed to be doing work or taking a test. (CA) CC: woot woot!! its awesomness!! but i hate handwriting things so i only like typing...which is good for fanfiction!

How tall are you? CA: 5' ( I know, I'm short... but there is nothing wrong with that!!) CC: uhh... i think 5' 2 1/2" or 5' 3" yup im not that tall either.

What book are you currently reading? MAX by James Patterson. REALLY GOOD BOOK GO READ IT NOW AFTER READING OTHER FOUR BOOKS IN THE SERIES. (CA)CC: angel experiment. explination above.

What music are you listening to? Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3 CC: Whyyawannabringmedown by Kelly Clarkson I dare you to say that 5 times fast

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? I'm always looking at my email...and CC:!! its my homepage :)

What was the last thing you cooked? Oh God... I think it might be brownies, but I have no idea. CC: uhhh... cereal? for my breakfast?

What color are the walls of the room you are in? Pink with dancing ballerina wallpaper...I know I know... I am repainting my room this summer before high school, but I haven't had time to since I was two and first picked it out... :) I want to paint my room black... but my mom won't let me because she says it will look like a cave. I have the old master bedroom from before the addition with two stairs in the middle, and a king sized bed... You are all jealous I know. I think I will paint it purple because that is my favorite color EVER! (Besides black) (CA) CC: purple!! whoooo!!

Do you know who the governor of your state is? yeah. Who wants to know?? (CA)CC: yup. i think...

Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup... I absolutely hate mustard (CA) CC: ketchup too. the only mustard i like is the honey mustard they have @ school

How many different programs are on your computer right now? 3 - Fanfiction (duh), google, for my email, and (CA)CC: 4 - fanfiction, mail, itunes, and ichat

What is the weather like It's really sunny! FINALLY!! YES!! Sorry...I love snow and all, but for me the novelty wears off after like... 5 minutes. (CA) CC: its kind of overcast... (i did this a day later than CA)

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Yes! Out West! Woot! (CA) CC: yup. south africa, then my summer house!!, then gymnastics camp.

Anything else? ?? (CA) CC: uhhhh... i have 16 unopened emails right now and they're all from CA... :)

What's your favourite article of clothing? Hmm... probably my dark wash abercrombie jeans... or my sweatshirt I got at Speedo Nationals last summer... (CA) CC: oooo this is hard... probs my bronze steve madden gladiator sandals... or MY dark wash abercrombie jeans... or my paper crane earrings... or my green splendid flowy top w/ the darker green polka dots!

Who is the most special person to you? God. Then Fang, followed closely by James Potter. And of course my family and the Marauderettes...(CA, CC, POOF, kab) k long story short...CA is Bean, CC is Bubbles, AK is Poof, KB is Pinky (aka kab). CA came up with all the names and Marauderettes (based on Marauders duh!) We are also known as the Four, the Crazy-Funny-Smart-Athletic-Gorgeous-Kinda Dangerous-Ones. (CA) CC: creepily, mine's exactly the same. but james comes b4 fang. wow. creepy.

What's your favourite childhood memory? Uhhhhhh... chocolate? (CA) CC: i have a crap memory. i don't remember 5 min ago, let alone my childhood! same here...remember? i have short term memory loss...sometime i forget what we are talking about in the middle of a conversation.

Scariest moment of your life? Mike (boy on diving team two years older than me) picked me up and threw me off the ten meter platform at diving practice on my birthday. Or the time I thought I lost my iPod Touch, or that time I woke up with a SPIDER crawling ALL OVER ME in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!! (CA) CC: probs that really really really windy regatta where like every boat turtled in the first race and i spent like 3 hours bailing and trying to get back to the dock and there were jellyfish in my boat!! KK-i didn't understand any of that...but whatever...

One word that would best describe you? uhhhhhhh...there are a few...most start with 'v'. Vivacious, Violent, Vicious, Hyper,Insane...the list goes on...but I would go with...(sheepish grin) abusive...or energetic. (CA) CC: AMAZING!! ummm... for CC? conceited. definitely.

What is your favourite month in the summer? is the only month I have no school. (CA) but my favorite season is spring or fall. (CA) CC: same!! cause its fishers month!! woot woot!! and i luuurrrve winter. (my b-day, and christmas...and winter break... and snow!)

What's your favorite number? 4, 7, or 14 (CA) CC: 4. (4 is the only number we could agree on for our username.) also 2 and 28. can u guess my b-day?? Mine is 2-02-95 CC's is 2-28-95

What does your name mean? Caroline is extremely fine - Most Caroline's have a nice booty - And in some cases use a golden calculator to divide - Fellas love her - Ladies hate her. a hot girl that loves to flirt and barely anyone can get her. Girls envy, and boys drool. superfine chick everyone loves her. the subject of many songs such as "Roses:(Outkast), "Sweet Caroline"(Neil Diamond), and "Caroline, No"(beach Boys, covered by they might be giants). Basically, everyone just loves carolines and they all feel compelled to make music about them. and secretly wants her. Caroline is caroFINE.An absolutely GENIOUS young woman who is loved by all, and admired by all. The definition of sexy. (these are all from Urban Dictionary...there are more...we are soooooo loved!) (CA+CC) CC: I LOVE MY (OUR) NAME!!

What does your user name mean? We are muggleborn witches duh! and 4 happens to be our favorite number...

What is your favorite Disney movie? Hmm... there are so many! Probably The Aristocats. But as for movies in general I'd probably have to say She's the Man, or the first Harry Potter. (CA) CC: SQUEEE!! SOUND OF MUSIC IS THE BEST MOVIE EVVERRRRRRR!! I KNOW EVERY LINE AND EVERY SONG BY HEART!! but thats not disney... so probs little mermaid.

What made you smile today? Finished MAX. (CA) CC: A really funny AIM conversation w/ kab in which she described her dance costume... tye-dyed unitard...

Last thing you said out loud? "She's home!" (My mom pulled into the driveway.) (CA) CC: "Go away!" my little brother was bothering me.

Last rainbow you saw? No idea, but I haven't seen one in awhile. The last one I saw was, I think, in a puddle. (CA) CC: idk...

Do you want a hair cut? Nah. But I want to get it redyed my natural color. Or get either a blue or pink streak/s in it. I never need haircuts because the chlorine stunts hair growth. (CA) CC: my hair like DOESN'T GROW. at all. its reallllly annoying. but a trim would be shweet.

Are you musically inclined? Oh yeah! I play the flute, piano, listen to music, dance, and I sing all the time. (CA) CC: no. just no. You can say that again...

Have you ever been in a fight? Tons... I am kinda controversial... it's why I am gonna do debate in high school... NEVER with the 4... weird huh? (CA) CC: who hasn't? especially w/ two younger brothers!! but yeah, i don't fight w/ friends. i guess were just meant to be BFFs.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. Actually, i like A & F. but whatever.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Guzzin' Gurl, ChetCherrio, Muggleborn444

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. what about screaming when someone cough cough kab cough cough tickles you? shut up all three of u do that to me ALL THE TIME!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (!!CA) uhh... hello? this site is FOR obsessives!!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. cough cough subject X/male counterpart of alligator cough cough u know... maybe u should get some medicine for that cough u have...

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. yay for double-accelerated math!

If you ever tripped over your own feet and dislocated your knee copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. HELLO??

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. I never did understand that song...

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. were barely halfway through!!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile (!!CA)

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (!!CA) IGGY AND GAZZY!

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If you've gotten someone else addicted to Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile. (CA got CC boo yeah!!)

If you annoy the heck out of your friends by talking about Fang all the time, copy this onto your profile. (!!CA)

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me I can't even count how many times that's happened. (EVIL GRIN)

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dude, that was fun!"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

Ships We Support (see CC CA DID remember...)


Harry Potter:






Harry/Draco (joke, again...)

Maximum Ride:

Max/ Fang (FAX OR MANG!)

Iggy/Nudge (CA only) no i sometimes like that...

Iggy/Ella woot woot!!

Nudge/Gazzy uhh...

Angel/Ari what kind of sick joke is this??

Jeb/Dr. Martinez






Edward/Carlisle (another joke!! LOL)



KK Guys I think thats everything...if you read the whole thing I hope you enjoyed CA's wit and humor...and make sure to read and review... and even though CA is a pyro...she REALLY doesn't like flames when it comes to her writing. Shout out to caterpillar16. CA and CC love you for your awesome reviews! On with the stories!! (CA)

I hope u enjoyed my humor as well... I tried... so yeah. Cat16: Thank you soooo much for your support, it's really really encouraging!! Now, time for the real stuff: (CC)

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Head and Heart by ClemencePoesy77 reviews
"Well, I'm not asking you to say anything, Evans," James retorted, apparently oblivious to their potential audience, "I just quickly wanted to talk about-" Lily held up a warning hand and hissed, "I'm not talking with you about *that*!" ***A classic tale of Jily***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,354 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Sirius B., Remus L.
Who We Are by slim-chance17 reviews
Enjolras is the leader of the Les Amis. Yet, he feels inexperienced and foolish not knowing the cause through and through. He wants to learn more about the poor in order to help them. Eponine, an enchanting street thief thrusted into poverty, will show him more than he ever knew. When they fall in love, will their worlds allow them to be together? Enjolras/Eponine
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,587 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3399 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
100 Moments by xStarXStruckx reviews
Just 100 moments in the life of Percy and Annabeth. Comes in all different scenarios, each containing lots of Percabeth! EDIT: Yes, I'm back!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Secrets and Sacrifices by GoneForever2017 reviews
Max lives a secret double life, unbeknown to her long time friends at school. When Nick begins attending the same school as her, their lives begin to entwine closely...full summary inside. AU. No Wings. Fax fluff. Violence, language, maybe other Ms later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 156,337 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Come Find Me by Kayleighnicolej reviews
Mr. Darcy is in a chaotic emotional state just a week after his failed proposal to Elizabeth Bennet. When he takes his frustrations out on a midnight ride, he comes across an upturned carriage, only to find the one and only Elizabeth injured inside.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,129 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010
Percy and Annabeth's secret night life by 1shadowfan reviews
After Kronos is finally defeated, Percy and Annabeth begin to have odd feelings towards each other... Sally/Posiedon, Grover/Juniper. Rated M for Lemon in later chapters, possibly violence, and explicit language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Most Comfortable Pillow by thunderful reviews
Elizabeth finds herself a pillow that she is reluctant to part with.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
A Really Long Year by NotSoAwry reviews
Hermione is at Hogwarts for her NEWT year. Ron is home at The Burrow, and working for George. This follows Ron and Hermione and assorted friends/family from September 1998 to June 1999. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 67,426 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Percy Annabeth One Shots by emotionwithoutexplanation reviews
A whole bunch of depressing or fluffy one shots with the best couple. Contains spoilers from The Last Olympian and The Lost Hero. Rated T only because I'm not sure what I'll end up writing. -First one shot is four chapters sorry about that -
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Change In Netherfield by Storylover4life reviews
What would have happened if Darcy decided to change Elizabeth's mind about her dislike of him instead of convincing Bingley to leave for London? Starts the day after the Ball at Netherfeild.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010
Too Little Too Much by MaximumRide95 reviews
AH, Max has never had any romance in her life. But what happens when she starts to fall for one of her bf's brother, Fang? Will it work out? Better than it sounds. Fax, of course! Everyone is the same age - 16, just so ya'll know. T b/c idk what to rate.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Fang, Max
Dear Diary by percabeth777 reviews
Percy, back from celebrating his birthday, is not expecting things to be normal at camp. However, when he finds Annabeth's Diary and discovers what each page holds, nothing will ever be the same again as every word unravels new meaning. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Build Me Up by Emancipated Rebels reviews
Are the newly-wed Darcys prepared for what life has in store for them? Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam face the trials that all married couples must, with perhaps a few unique ones as well. It is whether or not they'll get through them that is in question.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,971 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010
With Or Without You by believeinthegods reviews
Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
June by NotSoAwry reviews
Follows Ron and Hermione during June 1998. Rated M for safety - some snogging, a little bit of wanking and strong language. R/Hr. G/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,779 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Third Time is the Charm by Elysium66 reviews
Hermione always assumed that when it came to the more physical side of her relationship with Ron, that things would happen naturally. Unfortunately for her, it would seem they did not. Still, she felt sure they could navigate the problem admirably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Connected by mugglemama reviews
Ron and Hermione have always shared a special bond, now their connection is complete. A tale of what happens when they finally have time alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,631 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Incident by lexicon211 reviews
Lily Evans, Head Girl, accidentally forgets to knock on the bathroom door one morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One Bored Goddess by Pen-Always-In-Hand reviews
Percy and Annabeth learn what it means for a bored Aphrodite to 'mess with their love lives.' And it is not fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Foster Kids by SunnyDancer reviews
Max lives with her mom and little sister Ella and life isn't going great but things can't get worse, can they? They do when her mom takes in some foster kids with sketchy childhoods. Can they help each other? FAX and EGGY!all human!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009
The Newlyweds Game by Person95 reviews
After Max and Fang make a mistake of pretending to be married to stop the flirtatious glances, they get roped into playing in the game show "The Newlyweds Game"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Max, Fang
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle Esme by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pain, Love, and Betrayal by dragonheart3 reviews
Max and the flock are flying back from New York. On their way back to Dr. Martinez's house, Max gets shot! She begins to slow down, and seems so much more tired. What's going on? She does something and sends the whole flock in a state of panic! FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,935 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Midnight Chat by emily.down reviews
Lily and James have a small talk in the middle of the night in their bedroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
After The Final Battle by Hermytwin027 reviews
“You want my underwear!” We all know what happened during the battle at Hogwarts, and we all know where they were nineteen years later...but what happened after the final battle? Sometimes, winning doesn't solve all your problems...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster by xStarXStruckx reviews
Chad Dylan Cooper does not do jealousy. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
First Kiss by xStarXStruckx reviews
As a part of a sketch, Sonny is forced to give up her fist kiss to a boy she barely even knows. Chad is determined to change that. Channy! oneshot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by GhostNox181 reviews
Max and the girls are having a girls night when a song on Max's ipod comes on and it turns into a battle between max, and nudge and angel. Max tries to convince them she isn't in love, and they arent buying it
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The secret child by mafllp95 reviews
After "Max". The two love birds have something coming.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Pearl by frostedflames reviews
Another Percabeth Romance. Very romantic. : If you don't like romance, then... : Please leave a review. I would really appreciate that!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
The fantasy by Percabeth21497 reviews
When annabeth and percy get married, numerous things start happening. Things unexpected. LOTS OF PERCABETH! mostly in Annabeths POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Annnabeth's Birthday by whispered touches reviews
It's been a year since Percy defeated Kronos. He's back at camp with all the new cabins and campers, and life couldn't get better. That is, until he sees he only has two weeks to find a gift for the girl of his dreams!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Heart like an eagle by frostedflames reviews
Romance between Percy and Annabeth. A strange encounter with Athena. Please Leave a review. Please. Review. Please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2009
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Peter's Cheeseburger by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Peter Pettigrew orders a cheeseburger...but there are problems. Will he ever get his cheeseburger?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
The Day Chivalry Curled Up and Died by UnbirthdayGirl reviews
CHAPTER 2:EDITED! Lily extracts a promise from James that he will leave her alone and all for the low low price of one tiny, insignificant, meaningless kiss. Only, Lily seems to be having difficulty upholding the terms of their agreement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Tom Riddle Loves His Lips by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A disturbing dream forces Tom Riddle to confront one of his deepest fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D. - Complete
No regrets by frostedflames reviews
After the war on the six hundredth floor. Percy and Annabeth stays in Percy's cabin. A Percabeth romance. Although it don't really sound like Percy.Please leave a review :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Best Underwater Kiss Ever by Krissie Daughter of Iris reviews
What happened when the campers threw Percy and Annabeth in the lake together? This is my version. M, there is a reason! Contains smut, Percabeth. My first fanfic, so it isn't the best, but please read it anyway and advise me on how I can improve.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Him by corny sloth reviews
It's him. It's always him. JamesLily. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Total, You sly Dog by dragonheart3 reviews
Ever wonder what it was like in Total's mind? See what's going on in Total's mind as he watches the flock go to a restaurant, and sees the waitress flirting with Fang! plus, Total has a plan to get everybody together! Is Fang jealous? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Elephant in the Room by Rude Gus reviews
"No, Lily, I mean there's an elephant in the room. Over there. It's standing on your purple scarf." A prequel of sorts to Haggis.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sounds by corny sloth reviews
James Potter was going insane. Every attempt at blocking out the pornographic moans Sirius’s date was making had been fruitless, and he was this close to jumping out the window." LilyJames. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/14/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Slither by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Bellatrix is surprised to discover that Lord Voldemort loves his snake. Physically. Rated T for sexual references/bestiality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
My Wish by broadwaybear reviews
I really can't take another rejection, so I figured I'd write you a note. Unfortunately, I'm not really a poet, so I stole a song from Rascal Flatts. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Now or Never by Julsgracie reviews
Alternative ending to New Moon--Edward/Bella reunion in her bedroom. Sequel to Edward's Phone Call, but you don't need to have read it to enjoy this. Alternating Edward POV/Bella POV. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternity's End by Rejhan reviews
Scene from 'New Moon'. What was going through Edward's mind as he stood in the shadows in Italy, preparing to step into the sun? What was he thinking when he saw Bella? This is my answer! Please R&R! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mornings After by corny sloth reviews
Are you watching me sleep?" Amusedly. "No." Guiltily. LilyJames. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/2/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Edward's Phone Call by Julsgracie reviews
“Bella,” I breathed into the phone. I stiffened immediately, astonished by the sound of my voice. Her name burnt my throat as I spoke it; as if it had been trying to wrangle it’s way back into the depths of my mind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Virtue by corny sloth reviews
Lily Evans had been hearing some very interesting rumors lately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Ordinary Love by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B Wedding Night. 'He was almost beginning to think this could be possible.' One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My, That's a Mighty Long Wand You've Got There by Marauder Number Fiive reviews
Sirius overhears James and Lily one night...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Playing Footsie by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella wonders why Edward never removes his shoes at night with her. Set during 'the happiest summer' after Twilight. E/B, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling in Love and other Really Scary Things by KittyThomas reviews
The title pretty much says it all- FAXNESS! Sometime after the events of book 3, Max and Fang have to have a little heart to heart... and it all seems to go downhill from there. Will they ever realise their feelings for each other? Bit on action too! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,105 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Marble Angel by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B, one shot. Edward never thought he would spend his honeymoon in Chicago, Illinois. Written pre-BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Voldemort's Hairbrush by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Voldemort's hairbrush has gone missing! Another random song parody while I wait for the plot bunny to come back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Grounded Angels by EdwardAddict reviews
Chapter 98 in TAE. What was going on in Fang's head while the others prayed? Are they truly God's Grounded Angels? Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Fang - Complete
40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang by EdwardAddict reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Right For Once by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
During MR II. Max is scared about becoming an Eraser. Fang makes her feel better. Oneshot. REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Innocent by corny sloth reviews
It all started innocently enough. Sharing a table in the Library didn’t necessarily mean that they were jumping each other’s bones behind closed doors. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
If Only For a Moment by xx.butterflaii reviews
AU. [ postDH ] 'Patronuses are affected by the ones you love.' One stag, two does, three people entwined. What will they do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,456 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ladies' Man by corny sloth reviews
Sirius gives advice. Remus grits his teeth. Peter shifts in his seat. James tries very hard not to beat Sirius into a pulp. Oneshot. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Happy Pony Rainbow Land Regains Their King by EdwardAddict reviews
This is all based on a banner I used to have on the Maximum Ride message boards. Fang suddenly begins to smile when these winged munchkins come to take him back to his kingdom. Can he battle the happiness? Hilariousity ensues. Parody Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Fang - Complete
A Moment by corny sloth reviews
It starts with an occasional glance from across the table during meals, a brush of his foot against yours under the table, the electric shock when his hand brushes yours during rounds. Next thing you know, you’re in his bed again. LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Lost Generation by Fionnabhair Nic Aillil reviews
From their very first year, Lily and James' lives were entangled in the Wizarding War. Yet, in the midst of war, the most important thing is life, not death. Lily, James, Sirius and all their friends struggle to protect what is most precious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,942 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
The Many Meanings of Cookies by EdwardAddict reviews
Max is craving some cookies. Upon finding the perfect recipe, she heads off to a motel with the others to try it out. Max and Fang learn the multiple meanings of cookies. FAX ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Her Worst Nightmare by sillybella reviews
A new nightmare terrifies Bella above all the others.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 157 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
In The Eye of The Beholder by IllaSc reviews
Max's POV, at Anne's house. What the HECK is Fang doing in my CLOSET? Fax. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Happiness Pending by LotrNaustenfan reviews
Times are hard, Voldemort is on the loose, but in one house there is a bigger problem than a Dark Lord: how to get a baby to sleep. An LJ fic, not always romantic, but always funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,259 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Raise Me Up by IllaSc reviews
Max has a song stuck in her head... Fluff. Fax. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Dementor's Kiss by Callisto Nicol reviews
Lily Evans has done the unthinkable, and it's all James Potter's fault. Oh yeah, AND his shirts'. [LJ oneshot sequel to Impending Doom, final shirt story]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Tea Girl by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
On a first date, James discovers Lily Evans is a lover of tea, and with Frank Longbottom, tries to find out exactly the female species find it necessary to go to the bathroom in packs, with disastrous results. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Along came a spider by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Getting Serious by Oynnej reviews
James struggles in taking the next step of getting serious with Lily Evans. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Staircase of Doom by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
It’s common knowledge that no boy has ever tread the tricky staircase to the girls dormitory in Hogwarts.James Potter must find a way and while he’s at it,get that bloody present Sirius put there for Lily on his behalf.Unfortunately, it isn’t flowers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Yours, Ivan by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Opening letters that don't belong to you wrong James knows this. That's why he reads one that is clearly addressed to him as 'Lily Evans'. Funny how a letter from a Bulgarian boy can reveal a redhead's true feelings…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/22/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Christmas Gift by greenconverses reviews
James recieves an early gift for Christmas from his wife that he never expected. A fluffy fic, just in time for the holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Moenokori reviews
James likes Lily…Lily likes James…Sirius and Co. decide to take matters into their own hands and lock them in the broom closet. What better way to admit that you love someone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Collections reviews
Max loses her memory 3 years after saving the world. The Flock has spilt up, until Fang finds Max one night. Could be a collection of one shots, could be a full story. Pending on reviews. This summery sucks. FAX and maybe others...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Max, Fang
Shirtless reviews
After seeing James wander nonchalantly through the Head's common room shirtless, Lily has to come to term with her "apparent" feelings for said Marauder. With a stripping contest, and Auntie Alice for guidance, this story is pure hilarity & fluff! Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Effing Love reviews
Max gathers all her courage and decides to approach Fang one night during his watch. She struggles to admit her feelings for him. Angel is bossy and won't go to bed. Neither will Iggy, Nudge, or Gazzy Max finally spits out what she is trying to say R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Max, Fang
Mistexts reviews
Max is Bambi-eyed into buying the Flock cell phones. Ringtone problems and texts mistakingly sent to the wrong person are all part of the fun. Max and Fang of course. Read and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,134 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Max, Fang
Ice reviews
Two years after Fang confesses his love for Max, but she pleads for time, Max finds Fang to tell him she loves him. Fang tells her that he has moved on. She becomes all but distraught because Fang doesn't feel anything for anything. First sad FAX. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Ramblings of Three Mad as in insane Girls reviews
Too long for profile: Listen to POOF, CA, and CC ramble about sayings, love interests, espionage, true selves, the apocalypse and other randomness. YOU MUST READ THIS FROM BOTTOM TO TOP! Enjoy! No flames please, we already know we are all a tad bit off...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009
An Embarassing Moment extendedsong version reviews
Okay so I went a little bit mad for a short time, and this is the result. It has a few too many songs if you ask me BUT I DON'T CARE! *coughcouch* sorry. So, it is the end of summer and Max is trying to realize what her feelings for Fang are. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Beast reviews
Just a random drabble-turned-one-shot that I wrote when I was bored. James shows Lily his animagus form for the first time. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When I say 'Poo', You say 'Meow! reviews
Preggers Lily wants a cat. But when James becomes obsessed with it, and names it Poo -for Papoose Lily has to take some drastic measures. Funny. Sirius. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Five Date Rule reviews
James gets creative and desperate when Lily finally goes out with he learns about her "five date rule". How long can James go without that kiss?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Pedicures reviews
Bella is sick of shopping and her feet hurt... Alice gets a very interesting vision... What will Edward say to a request for a pedicure? First Twilight fanfic... Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep Snogging reviews
Lily comes in after her rounds, and finds James' mumbling in his sleep on the couch. What will Lily do when he subconsciously asks her to kiss him? One of our first stories ever written, but never published. Might not be that good, but it's L/J so R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fighting Fate reviews
From Lily's hysterical perspective and later, a little James as well , this REALLY LONG STORY tells the tale of James and Lily's journey to love... the ins and outs, ups and downs. Funny. Sirius. READ AND REVIEW! T for chapters yet to be written...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Raccoon Babies reviews
Based on a real life experience. Lily & her friends are having a sleepover and the Marauders are having a sleepover... what happens when the boys sneak over and find a family of raccoons living in Lily's garage? Mild L/J. Funny Sirius! Sexy underwear...:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Black reviews
James and Sirius get in a fight about The Entire bloody Most Noble and goddamn Ancient House of effing Black. A moment of Lily/James. Kinda funny kinda sad kinda awwwwwww. Some Lily/James. Read and review. Warning: a bit of language...and a bit short. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Thunder reviews
Two songfics for the same song as a contest. From James point of view as he contemplates Lily. Read and Review. Better than it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Everything I'm Not reviews
Yay! Another songfic! This time it's Everything I'm Not by the Veronicas. Max gets in a fight with Jeb about who she is and how she feels about him now while in the dungeon in StWaOES.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
Stand My Ground reviews
Twoshot of the same song. When Max happens to hear a certain song, who does it make her think of? And what happens when she comes to terms with herself. It is a lot better than the summery I assure you! It was edited by CA so anything could happen...FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Mr Darkside reviews
Max goes on a date with Sam, and Fang starts realizing the mistakes he made that led up to this. Has a happy ending, I swear. Kind of OOC. First songfic ever so don't flame!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
SNAP! reviews
Lily becomes the unelected photographer of the Marauders & Co.'s last year...scrapbooking tells all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Return of the Underwear reviews
The sequel to the one-shot Peter's Secret. When another suspicious article of clothing is found under a particular Marauder's bed, suspicions are aroused once again. Is Lily really cheating on James? With Peter? A co-authored piece.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Peter's Secret reviews
How many more secrets can the marauders harbor? A hilarious one shot featuring Peter, a pink thong, and some angsty marauders. Drunken Sirius makes an appearance, as well as a brassed off Lily of course . Many thanks to Callisto Nicol for the PDoV!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Dormitory Arrangements reviews
Lily and James start dating in 6th year; this is the story of how each informs the other of their selection as Head students and the new dormitory arrangements that come with those titles; co-authored piece; we apologize for any spelling/grammar mistakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete