SarcasticTraitor
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Joined 12-14-08, id: 1770658, Profile Updated: 11-28-09
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Naruto.

This is hopeless, hmm!

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Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Life Note by Lady Sakura17 reviews
Very AU. Suck at titles full summary inside . Light finds a black notebook that looks exactly like the Death Note and uses it to try to kill L, but backfires when the true powers of the notebook are revealed when the notebook turns L into a 5 year old!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,393 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Light Y., L
One's a Wizard, Two's a Ninja by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
Team 7 is sent on a ridiculous mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out,and wand waving was in.When Naruto is deemed unstable there,Sasuke and Sakura are left to fend for themselves,and the rest of the magical world. .SasuSaku.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
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Only Slytherin reviews
At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you can like your crush without being worrying about being laughed by, pummelled or killed, right? So Alice thinks. The only problem is that her boyfriend is a Slytherin. Merry Christmas, Guys!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,179 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Alice
I Have 9 Tails reviews
It was the type of stuff that happened in Icha Icha Paradise... but there, Naruto confuses his teammates with Iruka's brief explainations of what a "Tail" is. Sakura... is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tales of Tails reviews
Crack to test how dirty your mind is. Emmett Cullen and Leah Clearwater got together and a horrible misunderstanding occurrs when they talk about tails. Leah, of course, is talking about a wolf's tail while Emmett is...well, find out inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Pirate King reviews
Pirate Lords will only vote for themselves - fat chance, so Jack Sparrow comes up with a terrfic way of choosing a pirate king...dedicated to Meghan, Happy Birthday!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Anti Twilight Association: Why I Hate Twilight reviews
Why fan girls should just simply give up Twilight and go read some other great book instead...Part 1: Quotes by people all over the world. Fire is APPRECIATED. Go on - we'd love to hear from you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Events reviews
Daily fun with Emmett in 3 easy steps: Part 1, The Wonderful Cullens at Forks High: Emmett before Twilight. Part 2: Emmett's Random Events and Part 3 Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho, To Camp We Go!The Cullens all go camping! Includes Chinese, so read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,746 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Emmett - Complete
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