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Author has written 37 stories for Death Note, Heroes, X-Men: Evolution, Harry Potter, X-Men, Bleach, Degrassi, Lost, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Gossip Girl.
"Anyone else realize that Beyond Birthday isn't always COVERED IN BLOOD? I'm so sure he just bathes in it, like, 'Yeah, I'm bathin' in blood. Sue me, bitches,"--Me
Sydney. 14. Vulcan. Love anime. Read books. Watch LOST. Listen to bands you've never heard of. Fangirl of Fall Out Boy. Died on the inside when they broke up. Nerd. Lover. Cute. Funny. Wonderful. Smart. :) Quotes movies, TV, and youtube's Balloonshop. "By the beard."
BAND OF THE MONTH: ARTIST vs. POET
So this is me. I write fanfiction for mostly Hono and Machi, and occasionally myself, and a few for those of you who give a poop. I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero and I beat old ladies with tigers. On the plus side, I think I'm a pretty good author and I'm friendly enough that I can't bite you through the compy (that would be lovely, though...) so PM me if you feel it's necessary. Enjoy the grand randomness that is my friends.
"Machi, did you just 'bing' Luppi?"--Meh
"You're going to get a lump of coal for Christmas this year, little girl!"--Machi (AKA, Watari)
"We say things like, 'kick ass' and 'bitches'!"--Meh
"Hey! HEY B! Come 'ere!"--Sabra
"Would like a side of EPIC to go with that FAILURE?!"--Katie
"But I'm hungra NOW!"--Becky
"The Spagetti Is Ready!"--Matthew
"Oh, look at me, I have MOOSE PANTS!"--Katelynne
"Here's what I want you to do: Put it in your juice box. Suck it through the straw. Biotch. End of story,"--Meh
"Mr.Saxer...when he had HAIR,"--Kollin
"I am a ninja...because, if I, like, hit your neck, you'd just fall over dead. STEALTH-A!"--Noah
"My penis is infected! My penis is infected! My penis is infectedINSPACE!"--Me and Katie (Katelynne)
"Someone bit Beth's wenis!"--Kelly
"Edgar Allen Poe WAS and IS a pimp. I am his bitch,"--Samara (Hono)
"Pete Wentz is one sexy beast. Come on over to MY house and dance, dance!"--Kaitlin
"You wanna know why the ladies call him 'swifty'? ...because he runs really fast...what were you thinking?"--Me and Morgan
"If you're smart, you'll stay away from me or I will rip your balls off and feed them to my crocidile! NOW GO WALK THE IGUANA!"--Katelynne
"I think Sylar is the only person in the world who can open any pickle or mayo jar..."--Matthew
"EVERYONE is Sylar's bitch. Even Sylar is Sylar's bitch,"--Matthew
"Think about Shino, taking off his overcoat...ripping his sunglasses off...in the rain...(dance beat noises) yeah, baby! Work it!"--Erik
"The black guy from the blood drive will walk in and say (hand motion) DA~~~~MN!"--Katie
"Kollin was all like, 'Ugh, Kelly...your so emo. You go home, and, like...sit on your couch and you...eat your chips and you cut yourself while you eat your chips...you get some dip while your eating chips and you cut yourself' and I'm thinking...what if I get dip in the cuts?"--Kelly
"BATTLECHESTING!!"--Erik, Nik, and Noah
"Ugh, Taylor, you're such a blind watermelon! GO JUMP INSIDE OF A GOAT!"--Me (at Taylor's house)
"Patience has a brother...his name is--
"Hey!...how'd you know that?!"--Me and Matthew
"I DON'T cut, stupid!"
"I'm HOT! Your OLD! You go around like you know, who you are, but you don't! You don't know where you are...I'm slipping into your mother, and I'm trying to keep from going under. Baby, you turn my penis on fire, cuz I'm burning up, burning up for your mother!"--Katie and Me
"Look at my long neck...oh my god! THEY PUT ME UPSIDE DOWN!"--Kelly (she was melman while we watched Madagascar)
"It smells like Sex With Dane Cook!"--Samara
"DUDE! I want that!"
"It uses personification by giving the wind a personality--"
"I think that dogs are the best pet--I WANNA COLOR!"--Sabra
(This occured at a very late hour. It was literally 4 in the morning.)
"Oh, yes. Steak dinner tonight my son!"--Lucius Malfoy (We wish...)
"The end is nigh! There is little rejoicing to be had!"--Me (compliments of Machi)
"Everyone just needs to stop hanging out with Scott for a while. Maybe his 80's quotes will fade..."--Me
"I wish both of you would just shut up. Sitting there whispering 'Dracccoooo' isn't really helping me either, cough Kitsune cough,"--Machi
"All the older men are into Kurt,"
"AWWW! That's adorable, Emma!"
"It sounds like he's sitting on a dryer,"--Me (about Lucius' voice)
"I'll always. Have a place. In my heart. For YOU!"--Machi (late at night and on some serious crack.)
"Dude...Syd, did you just spell 'Penis' with a T? Because that would be SO messed up...you know that right?"--Matthew
"YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING CREATURE OF DOOM!"--Me
"Hey, did you hear they're gonna make Breaking Dawn into two movies, and they're gonna be in 3-D?"
"You know what? I give up on LIFE!"--Me and Lexi
"Just say it right there, on the paper. Just put, 'Dear Mr. Justin, I hate you. You suck. Badly. And I hate your baldspot. Love, Emma,"--Me
"YOU HAVE TO MARRY SAM!"
"Apparently I have to marry you," --Me and Lexi
"It's like happiness in a cup!!"--Me (Just having a moutain dew slushie for the first time)
"Oh, hooray! I'm you're mistake child's first word,"--Hono
"I'm smiten with love for him..."
"Um, one, Em, you can't go around and just throw the word 'Smiten' out there without expecting to get hit. Two, Blake is an ewface. Gross,"--Me and Emma
"Are you throwing bananas?"
"No, I just came over here..."
"He's a mean man!"--Mr. Sweater guy, Hayden, and Brandon
"Hey, Connor, I'll go with you to semi formal. You wear the suit, I'll wear the dress,"--Hayden
"Umm, excuse me, Mr. Gangsta, but your trousers are fallin down,"--Darcie
"My mom got me the new Jonas Brothers album for my birthday,"
"Oh, dude, I'm sorry..."
"...Oh...no reason,"--Me and Bridgit
"Hey...doesn't Fang have black wings?"
"Now who gives up on life?! ME!"--Me and Lexi
"You looovveee me! You love me this much!"--Fang
"You won't even recognize me. You'll say, 'hey, what is Dukes doing here and wheres Machi?' Good ol Dukes."--Machi
"Why does every Ben fic I try to read involve him raping someone?"--Meh
"She loves digging holes!"
"...WHAT?!"--Me after hearing some chick in the background on the Telly.
"GRIMMJOW HAS A FACEBOOK!"
"You seem so proud of yourself. It's unsettling,"--Me and Lexi
"We're going where no man has ever gone before..."
"Opp. My vagina's out, then,"--Me and Emma
"Letting L drive...It's like handing over a pistol to a four year old and saying, 'hey. go nuts, kid,'"--Emma
"There will be no fighting at the DINNER TABLE!!"
"So, like, I'm just going to go to me ROOM. NOW,"--Machi as herself and Hades
"That's the only time I love Luppi is when he's like that -has his drink spiked- I'm like, 'HEY LUPPI!! WHAT'S UP?!"--Machi
"Step onto the highway and be like, 'AHHHEERRGGG!' and my theme song will come on, and I'll be like, 'YES!',"--Machi (as Hades)
"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER!!"--Machi (talking about Per-suh-phone -lol-)
"Oh my god. It's a hitchhiker! Let's just go...-run towards the yard, breathlessly- Machi, it's RENJI! IT'S RENJI!!"
"I'm so sure Renji is just coming over here to watch us dance by the highway,"--Me and Machi
"I have this condition. The doctor's call it CRESENT MOON FACE!"--Destry (or Nate. Too lazy to look it up)
"WHO DOES THAT? WHO IS THIS?! LOOK AT ME! I'M HAVINANORGASM!"--Katie
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"THAT WAS CRAP! THAT WAS LIKE, 'Eh,' AND SO UNENTHUSIASTIC! I HATE YOU!"--Me and Machi, yelling at the truck driver who honked so poorly at us
"Luppi is octopi,"
"He's multiple octopus? Do you hear him talking in multiple voices all at one time? Like, demonic? I guess I never realized that. Me and Chika argued about that one time. It was even before Luppi. I was just like, 'Octopuses are stupid and useless creatures,'"--Me and Machi
"I need more tape for my mustache because it won't stick down on the sides,"--Machi
"LITTERER!! LITTERER! -kicks empty coffee cup- LITTERER!"--Machi
"They have your zanpaktou,"--Machi
"JUST DANCE! GONNA BE OKAY...Isn't that kind of a lie?"--Erik
"Master Scene, reporting for her Sceneliness,"--Me
"Hehehehehe...Norm,"--Me (while watching 'Avatar' at school)
"Functional Analysis is my new life theme song,"--Alaina
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