Winnifred Daquer
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Joined 12-15-08, id: 1771085, Profile Updated: 05-29-09
Author has written 23 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Holes.

For anyone who has read "Green Eyed Monster" and LIKED it:

You are a bunch of sicko perverts.

gets hit with the hypocricy brick

BUT ITS TRUE! I have gotten so many reviews and PMs saying that you twisted fuckers want me to continue it! ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT! But I must warn ye, oh naive readers and reviewers, that IT. WILL. NOT. MAKE. ONE. LICK. OF. SENSE!

Continue as you were, civilians.

Okay, I feel the love!

Litterally.

I have noticed that one of my big hits is the new "Harem Mechs" story. I've gotten so many reviews and I'm surprised that everyone seems to like this story so much. I have gotten two requests for a Bumblebee and a Starscream encounter. So far I have the cassette twins, Rumble and Frenzy, Perceptor and Red Alert. I will be forming an actual plot soon, but it will need a few more mechs. I have a poll for mechs you want to see in the harem, but please, do not feel shy about PM-ing me with ideas and requests for mechs.

Pairings:

Hound/Starscream

Skywarp/Soundwave

Scorponok(I spelled it right!)/Optimus Prime

Megatron/Ravage (strange I know)

Wheeljack/Blurr

Wheeljack/Sunstreaker

Shockwave/Bumblebee (From the TFA, but it could be with G1 too, I guess)

Red Alert/ANYONE! (I love Red Alert)

Perceptor/Starscream (I highly reccomend reading some of this pairing, especially Until The Dream Ends and Salvation, found right on this website!)

Tracks/Swoop

Fandoms I like(yet know little to nothing about):

Transformers (G1 and Armada are good, movie-verse is okay)

CATS (I am obbsessive, be warned)

RENT

Charlie and teh Chocolate Factory (Never read the book, but i like the more recent movie)

Edward Scissorhands

Corpse Bride

The Addams Family

Nightmare Before Christmas (Are we seeing the pattern yet?)

Xaolin Showdown (Don't ask why I like this one, I honestly don't know)

Fairy Tales (Little Red Riding Hood being my favorite, so be prepared to see some of these)

Greek Mythology (especially Ares and Eris, hehehe...)

Justice Leauge (is that how you spell it?!)

Anything Marvel Comics (especially Spiderman, Ironman and X-men, Daredevil is okay...)

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

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Parasite by P.A.W.07 reviews
Hunger. Everything in the world is driven by hunger be it the hunger for money, love, forgiveness … or life. Scorponok is hungry, and he'll do anything to survive. So, it is easy to say, it is a bad day to be an Autobot. Gift for Wiik E. 07'verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,272 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Scorponok, Bluestreak, Kup, Ratchet
Need You Want You Hate You Love You by Katsuko1978 reviews
They're total opposites, yet somehow drawn together through circumstance and choice. 28 short stories about the most unlikely couple to ever walk the Decepticon ranks. Updated 1 June 2012
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky, Barricade, Ratchet - Complete
Megatron's Dream World by Supermoi reviews
Something that popped into my mind after reading another story... What would Megatron's Dream looks like? The Decepticons victorious, the Autobots enslaved, Optimus as megatron's pet? Look inside to see! SLASH! STICKY! MPREG! Now a Series of One-Shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,169 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Rules of the Ark by Kirii reviews
Prowl has decided it is high-time for a few rules around the Ark. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Prowl
Baby Con by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA universe. After a battling mishap Lugnut is transformed into a sparkling, leaving the Autobots to reluctantly care for him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,401 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Lugnut, Sari S., Megatron - Complete
Protectors Of The Young by LittleMewLugia reviews
Plot bunny based heavily upon the TF Bunny farm on Livejournal by Sanjuno. What if Seekers were programmed to protect sparklings above all else? What would happen if they found sparklings in the midst of a battle or mission?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,075 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Babysitter by LittleMewLugia reviews
Babysitter. Summary: When a sparkling happens, those concerned try to keep the secret from Megatron, after all, the Decepticon overlord will have no time or patience for those too small and young to fight...will he? Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Overindulgence by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
Shattered Glass - No one should annoy Optimus when he’s feeling angry, though that doesn’t stop a certain few. Ironhide/Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Request by Beregond5 reviews
G1. What's a small favour between friends?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Art and Science by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sunstreaker and Wheeljack have a secret. They've kept it for a long time and are in no hurry to let it get out. Wheeljack/Sunstreaker
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Wheeljack, Sunstreaker - Complete
Red and Orange by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Most of the bots in the Ark are red and some have red on them so one Autobot can barely stand it anymore. Just barely. Response to bunny by flamingmarsh of LJ. Humor, a lot of it. Autobot fic. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Mirage, Red Alert - Complete
Interfacing has no enemies by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Life was boring for the female Autobots on Cybertron, but when a certain tall, dark and handsome Decepticon jet falls into their hands, things definitely get a lot more interesting… and ardent.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
Little Shop of Horrors by outerelf reviews
Rewrite of the Dentist Scene from 'Little Shop of Horrors' where Sadist meets Masochist. crack, and please read a/n at the beginning first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Perceptor, Starscream - Complete
That Which We Often Fear by rainlightautumn reviews
Hate crimes, violence, language, misuse of religion, angst. “We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.” –Jonathon Swift
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Brig Talk by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Suntreaker decides to take a little revenge on the seekers in the brig. It does not go as planned. Katsuko's AU, Humor, and a LOT of talking. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Starscream, Bluestreak - Complete
Trinemates by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Trinemates - the most precious bond to be had with another seeker.' The first meeting of TC, Warp and Starscream, when they were all seekerlets still. Humor, a little Comfort, cute babies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
SunnySide Down by Apocrypha Blessing reviews
Red AlertXWhoever I choose. Story will contain slash and sexual acts of various kinds. You have been warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Red Alert
Explosive Love by outerelf reviews
Despite Ratchets glare, Wheeljack could only feel happy. He had his crush crouching next to him, and somehow they had managed to explode argon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Wheeljack, Red Alert - Complete
Parental Origins by P.A.W.07 reviews
It had never crossed Starscream's mind before as to why Megatron had never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidentally, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1. One-shot. Crack-fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/28/2009 - [Megatron, Optimus Prime] Starscream - Complete
This is Not Cybertron by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TFA. Ultra Magnus takes a tour of Optimus Prime's base and finds himself subject to a verbal half-beating by everyone's favorite ninja.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Prowl - Complete
Fumbling by That Buggy Girl reviews
As twins, Frenzy and Rumble have this inexplicable desire to be really close...Unfortunately, they have no idea how to satisfy it. It doesn't help that they don't really understand this desire, either.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Never The Same by Saberfrost reviews
What happens when three mechs lose all life, hope and happiness in their sparks? A Miracle...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Against The Odds by plenoptic reviews
Plenoptic's first slash fic! OPTIMUSxMAGNUS!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Hockey? by varsitylove16 reviews
What scares people more than the Decepticons? A really angry Ratchet. First attempt at a FanFic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
The End of Heartache by Arctic Banana reviews
Sequel to "Hushabye"- After Blackout dies, Scorponok is left with a gaping hole inside where his best friend should be. He longs for nothing more than to be reunited with his master as he rapidly falls into a state of decadence.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Scorponok, Blackout - Complete
Twas the Night Before Pristmas by Pyro-Kale reviews
The Medical Department of the Transformers spends Pristmas together in a rather amusing way. G1 Hook, G1 Ratchet, Armada Red Alert. Part of the Medics with cards series. Medical degrees mean NOTHING.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ratchet, Hook - Complete
I Am A Box! by Loco the Exclaimer reviews
TFA / Animated. Wreck-Gar discovers an ordinary cardboard box, and this can't be good news for anyone. Ratchet x Wreck-Gar, oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ratchet, Wreck-Gar - Complete
Ain't That A Kick In The Head by The lunatic who cares reviews
When Prowl gets injured in a battle, there turns out to be some interesting consequences. Set G1. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Twister by Pyro-Kale reviews
Oneshot. Third in Medics with Cards series. G1 Hook, G1 Ratchet and Armada Red Alert try something new. To bad the spinners rigged. Could be veiwed as Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Red Alert, Ratchet - Complete
Rising by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Starscream is quiet, Megatron gets suspicious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
21 by Pyro-Kale reviews
In which Medics discover cards aren't all fun and games. Oneshot. Second in Medics with cards series. Medical degrees mean NOTHING.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hook, Ratchet - Complete
Go Fish by Pyro-Kale reviews
In which Hook discovers the true meaning to games. Part of Medics playing games series. Oneshot. G1 Hook, Armada Red Alert and G1 Ratchet decide to play Go Fish...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hook, Ratchet - Complete
Tied up at the Moment by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
TF:A Prowl deals with being in Jazz's showdow as Bummblebee and the Elite guard are becoming friends and gratting on his nerves. Whats worse! Jazz seems interested in being friends and stubbernly wont give up a game of chase. WARNING! P/J Slash within!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Let's Wait For Ratchet by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Kiss by Lady Shockbox reviews
Waspinator wants to prank Scorponok, but the method he wants to use leaves Terrorsaur questioning his mate's seemingly insane plan. The whole while, poor Scorponok remains oblivious. Oneshot. Slash. Beast Wars
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Terrorsaur, Waspinator - Complete
Hide and Seek by Scape Goat reviews
Blackout finds himself being an outlet for his drone's boredom. Blackout x Scorponok
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by DarkAngelLillith reviews
another bunny adopted. Swoop likes shiny things and helping people. Nobody wanted his help and an incident made him almost lose his love for shiny things. Maybe an encounter with an unlikely mech will brighten up his day.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Swoop, Tracks - Complete
Unexpected Developments by ryagelle's evil twin reviews
Sidestory to Lapsus Memoriae. Post '86 movie. With the deaths of their mentors, Swoop and First Aid are not quite sure who to turn to anymore. Slash, complete crack pairing, based on a review left by Windwalker. I still don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
A Month In The Life Of Frenzy by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Spaz Juice by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Those Tentacle Blues by amidoh reviews
Slash one-shot; Starscream should have know that antagonising a giant betentacled alien beast was not a good idea, but now he's got more to contend with than an enraged blob. And Perceptor was unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
The Deal by LokiWaterDraca reviews
My first willxhide smut, Sara and Ironhide make a deal and Will gets not say in it whatsoever
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Whim by CasusFere reviews
Blackout indulges in a bit of self pity, and Scorponok indulges his curiousity about Blackout's new rotors. Premovie, Earth
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Loss of Control by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Pre-Movie. Another crackarific sequel to Admitting Defeat. Takes place right after Admitting Defeat, showing the last night of Bumblebee's life as a stripper. Barricade/Bee, sparktouching, and a little Ironhide/Bee. HEY LOOK BLACKOUT'S IN THIS.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
Do You Guys Like Kids? by Tiamat1972 reviews
My first G1 story. Ratchet interviews someone to help around Medbay but things don't go according to plan.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Silverbolt, Ratchet - Complete
Mesozoic Muffins by NightwindandFrostbite reviews
Perhaps the only story ever inspired by a mobile, one on which the tyrannosaur and the apatosaur like to be...entwined. Hence, Grimlock & Sludge mush. Slash, we suppose, but certainly not smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Grimlock, Sludge - Complete
Art in Me by Nightwind reviews
G1 A li'l sequel to my story called 'Vigil.' The Autobots have a budding Picasso on their hands. Who might it be?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Sludge - Complete
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At The Stroke of Midnight reviews
Megatron wants a mate, Orion Pax suggests a ball to find one. Perceptor wants one happy memory. Will Megatron and Perceptor get what they want? Or will all end in pain?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Megatron, Perceptor - Complete
Space Cowboy reviews
A conversation between Skywarp and Starscream about the rambling of the local Choo-Choo-Head. Rated T for References and future content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Astrotrain, Starscream - Complete
Rejection is Not an Option reviews
Sam couldn't tell them. They'd never believe him, he can't really bring himself to believe it either. But there is no denying it now. He knows who the Watcher is, but how long can he lie to himself about it?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Music Art Meme reviews
I jumped on the bandwagon. And ruined some really interesting songs. Even a part from an audiobook. M to be safe. From several different verses.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Brother Bonds reviews
He remembered this place. A place that smelled of innocence founded and lost. Of quick death and slow painful birth. WARNINGS: Angst, Rape, Implied Torture and Sparkling Abuse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Perceptor and Megatron
Perceptor/Megatron and implied Perceptor/Smokescreen. Oneshot. SLASH since when do I write anything else? . Perceptor thinks he can control Megatron, but what happens when everything goes horribly wrong?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Megatron, Perceptor - Complete
Green Eyed Monster Continuation reviews
Strive for Perfection, even if others suffer." Hook's Motto
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bluestreak, Hook - Complete
Bringing Home a Little Bumblebee reviews
Sideplot to "Harem Mechs" and done as a request for the illustrious Mrs. Bumblebee. Shockwave is called in to settle a dispute among the Harem Mechs and his reward is a concubine of his chosing. A certain blonde Bee is his choice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bumblebee, Shockwave - Complete
Harem Mechs reviews
Not for the faint of heart or the squeamish As supreme Emporer of Earth and Cybertron, Megatron has many very attractive mechs in his harem. Decepticon, Autobot, it doesn't matter: A pretty face and nice chassis is all it takes. Series of one shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Return From the Abyss reviews
Hell has many names: Hades, Gehenna, the Pit... Texas. Megatron learns this when he is washed up on Galveston's shore. He also finds a certain blinded Hell-Angel that strikes his fancy. WARNING: Paraphilia, homosexuality, dark themes and assault
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Megatron, Ramjet - Complete
Inner Wars reviews
The war is over, but another war still brews. It lies within the sparks of Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is the inner war that one wages against one's own darkest desires that we hide and paint over during the daytime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Optimus Prime, Scorponok
Rainbow reviews
Different random pairings. includes: Hook/Bluestreak, Starscream/Hound, Mirage/Red Alert, Sunstreaker/Wheeljack, Megatron/Ravage, Swoop/Tracks, and Soundwave/Skywarp. SOme darker themes, mostly fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Tears of the Sun reviews
“Angel! Come back!” Sunstorm desperately groped at the red hand outstretched towards him once more. “Angel! Has Primus sent thee to save me?” Blue optics stare at him blankly before the image is gone and Sunstorm desperately wailed, clawing at the air.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sunstorm
What a Drag reviews
There's a new member of D Tent, a certain Drag Queen who Magnet learns can be an Ice Queen as well. Magnet/OC. Slash! Cross-Dressing! Language! Implications of Prostitution! NO LIKEY! NO READIE!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Magnet - Complete
Bathwater reviews
You are mine, Perceptor. Faction be damned. You will never touch another mech like this again. You will come back here tomorrow night. Alone."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Megatron, Perceptor - Complete
How to Be Dead reviews
Thundercracker stared at his mate’s pouting face. That full lower lip was so tempting. Everything about the little microscope was tempting.“You know you’re incredibly sexy when you’re mad.” Thundercracker stated, smirking at the smaller mech.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Perceptor, Thundercracker - Complete
Without You reviews
Soundwave felt that he could drown in this mind. Oh, but he'd die happily if this was his fate. Soundwave/Skywarp
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave - Complete
Virus Scan Launching
He'd been a whore, a spy, a mechanic and so many other things that even the Decepticons would cringe at the thought of, being the mate to a mech who was supposed to have the mental capacity of a sparkling was not anything that could ruin his reputation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Grimlock - Complete
Chasing Obsessions reviews
Megatron growled as his violet eyes scanned the area, searching for his prey. The hunt was just as thrilling as the pleasure that came afterwards, but the gun-former couldn’t help but feel the energon pulse through him quickly, hot and aroused.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ravage, Megatron - Complete
Yummy reviews
He could smell everything. The hot, gritty oil of arousal between the seeker's thighs, the scent of Starscream himself, a fresh, crisp smell, like high altitudes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hound, Starscream - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
I WAS NOT IN MY RIGHT MIND! Slash!A/Uish. What happens when you spike the eggnogg at a christmas party? Utter Crack. Megs/OC, OP/Scorp, Cade/Bee, Hide/Star, Maggie/Devastator, Frenzy/Keller, Ratchet/Simmons, Wave/Jazz.Reviews are welcome, but only da nice
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Pet Names reviews
SLASH! Megatron once compiled a list of Pet names for his bondmate, Winnifred, to annoy the boy. Though some of them carry more affection than both willingly show in public.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Megatron - Complete