Fat Sassy Bride
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Joined 12-15-08, id: 1771380, Profile Updated: 12-09-09
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Mario, Harvest Moon, Tomb Raider, Tetris, Misc. Games, SkiFree, Final Fantasy I-VI, Final Fantasy VIII, and Sailor Moon.

Holy motherfucker, where are all those SkiFree hits coming from? I should at least get some reviews from this...

All my Ducklings by Miss Mudkip reviews
[Duck Hunt] All is well in the quiet prairie community. The ducks live in harmony with the other grassland creatures. But one day, a newcomer makes their presence known, showering death upon the ducks. Will they ever see their families again?
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007
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Martian Goddess
His beautiful Martian Goddess...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Complete
24kt reviews
Claire finds herself facing an angry mob of villagers when she's the subject of an unfortunate prank!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Claire - Complete
Fish Juice! reviews
Kai has a wild day of fishing!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Kai - Complete
I Like Trains reviews
Selphie discovers the ultimate locomotive! Yeah!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Selphie T. - Complete
UNITY
Yoshi's Island is usually quite a peaceful place... except for when two particular Yoshis engage in uncomfortable feuding...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Yoshi - Complete
Splat
Celes and Cid are left, all alone, after the world ends. But it may be too late for both of them, as well...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Celes, Cid - Complete
Oops! reviews
Lara dies, horribly and repeatedly. Round 2: Lara vs. the Great Wall of China!
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Lara Croft
Bunny Slope Madness reviews
A skier has quite the downhill experience!
SkiFree - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009
Ducking Out reviews
Duck Hunt. The hunter can't take it anymore!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Blockade reviews
A confused and scared young man must play a daring game of Tetris...
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Naval Strike reviews
Hauling baby Mario across the island to safety, one Yoshi must work fast to diffuse a threat from Kamek.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Yoshi, Enemies - Complete
Bad Birdo! reviews
Peach thinks of Mario one night, and Birdo comforts her.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Peach, Birdo - Complete
Her Lord reviews
Bellatrix indulges in a fantasy come to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Tooled reviews
Friends of Mineral Town! Jack tests his tools out, with surprising results!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jack - Complete
FLUDD reviews
Super Mario Sunshine: Mario angers a Pianta, who decides to get even.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Mario - Complete
Capped reviews
Voldemort is gangsta like what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete