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Joined 12-15-08, id: 1771380, Profile Updated: 03-21-16
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Mario, Harvest Moon, Tomb Raider, Tetris, Misc. Games, SkiFree, Final Fantasy I-VI, Final Fantasy VIII, and Sailor Moon.

I'd like to dedicate this profile to LilliaLolita.

LilliaLolita may be thin-skinned. She may fly off the handle at criticism and demand you delete meeeeean comments on her stories, even if you're one unfavorable review out of plenty of favorable ones. She may go on a really hilarious rampage and become what she hates. She may block you from saying anything back to her! She may be - no, I daresay she IS - a weak little woman-child who can't handle valid criticism, and thinks her shit is gold.

But, you guys, she hates weak-willed women and tries to write strong women. I mean, she fails, but - sooooo stroooooong! Like Beatrice, the spineless and helpless little plaything.

My love, mi amor - keep the reviews coming. Love you~

Unlike you, I don't pretend to be good, and I can take it. In fact, I'll write more, so that you may review more. Because a mature writer's response to criticism is to do what you do and go on an all-out trashing rampage and demand censorship instead of saying, "Hmm, he may be harsh, but perhaps he has a point."

What a strong woman, hiding and crying and blocking yourself off and demanding nobody say meeeeean thiiiings to you! What a shining example! A round of applause and roses for you, turtledove.

Besides, it's kind of hilarious watching this author who thinks she's hot shit totally losing it and crying over a bad review. Like, whoa, bitch, you on the rag? I trigger your tumblr PTSD?

Also, let me drop some education on you, honey:

You can't delete signed reviews on Fanfiction.net. Even I can't delete it. Not that I want to, especially with you throwing a tantrum like a spoiled child. Do you expect to get your way with that attitude? Why would I want to listen to someone like that? Hmm?

It's.

There.

FOREVER.

Enjoy it.

Heh heh heh. What a wimpy little pussy.

All my Ducklings by Miss Mudkip reviews
[Duck Hunt] All is well in the quiet prairie community. The ducks live in harmony with the other grassland creatures. But one day, a newcomer makes their presence known, showering death upon the ducks. Will they ever see their families again?
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2007
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He Was Really Not reviews
A man who is not what he appears to be.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24 - [Rick, Kappa, Karen] Jack - Complete
Martian Goddess reviews
His beautiful Martian Goddess...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars - Complete
24kt reviews
Claire finds herself facing an angry mob of villagers when she's the subject of an unfortunate prank!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Claire - Complete
Fish Juice! reviews
Kai has a wild day of fishing!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Kai - Complete
I Like Trains reviews
Selphie discovers the ultimate locomotive! Yeah!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Selphie T. - Complete
UNITY reviews
Yoshi's Island is usually quite a peaceful place... except for when two particular Yoshis engage in uncomfortable feuding...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Yoshi - Complete
Splat
Celes and Cid are left, all alone, after the world ends. But it may be too late for both of them, as well...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Celes, Cid - Complete
Oops! reviews
Lara dies, horribly and repeatedly. Round 2: Lara vs. the Great Wall of China!
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Lara Croft
Bunny Slope Madness reviews
A skier has quite the downhill experience!
SkiFree - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009
Ducking Out reviews
Duck Hunt. The hunter can't take it anymore!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Blockade reviews
A confused and scared young man must play a daring game of Tetris...
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Naval Strike reviews
Hauling baby Mario across the island to safety, one Yoshi must work fast to diffuse a threat from Kamek.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Yoshi, Enemies - Complete
Bad Birdo! reviews
Peach thinks of Mario one night, and Birdo comforts her.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Peach, Birdo - Complete
Her Lord reviews
Bellatrix indulges in a fantasy come to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Tooled reviews
Friends of Mineral Town! Jack tests his tools out, with surprising results!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jack - Complete
FLUDD reviews
Super Mario Sunshine: Mario angers a Pianta, who decides to get even.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Mario - Complete
Capped reviews
Voldemort is gangsta like what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete