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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Full Name: Sicilia Ramona Volterra

there are a few things you should know about me i have a strong dislike for anything that's not all canon match up.

my favorite series are: Harry potter, Twilight, house of night series, dragon keeper series, night world series, blue blood novels (freakin' awsome a must have)

I'm hoplessly addicted to fanfics and i'm currently fighting against animal cruelty. Random things are super funny! And if you think so too go to my fave stories and read trippy bella you will laugh your butt off! But you have to read Isabella ghost by Full Moon Writing.


ciara: purple bunnies high off of cat nip will rule the world an neptune Me: (giggles uncontrollably)

Walmart they sell walls there right? - Paris hilton

Personally it's not God i dislike; it's his fanclub i can't stand - Unknown

Teacher:Try to think of a slogan for premoting good mental health. Edwardismylover: Retardation, it's sweeping the nation.

Scottish Guy: I'm hard yet soft, I'm solid yet liquid, I'm jelly. What am I?

Copy & Paste It's:

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, sicily volterra

america"s intelligence

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

You know you live in 2007 (2008) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Funny isn't it!

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."


Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Ocifer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.


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The New Girl by completerandomness12 reviews
Bella is the only child of superhero OmegaMan. Watch her deal with high school, a secret identity, cheerleading, cliques, and a sexy-asshole-nosy Biology partner. Did I mention that her father is posing as a high school student?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,730 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 414,353 - Reviews: 12053 - Favs: 6,935 - Follows: 9,050 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her abusive father, Charlie, after the death of her mother. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's secrets, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Practice makes perfect take two by mathisson reviews
REPOST Bella has been Dr Carlise Cullen Nurse for several years. He announces that his sons will be joining his practice. Bellas first meeting with Dr. Edward Cullen is a huge disaster. Things arent always as they appear. AH cannon couples Rat
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
OPERATION: Break the Dawn by katinki reviews
An experimental weapon, one of the most lethal chemicals ever created, has been stolen. Its final destination is unknown, but there's no doubt the powerful faction behind the theft is intent on one thing: War. But they didn't count on a fight. A team of Marines, led by Capt. Edward Cullen and accompanied by Dr. Isabella Swan, isn't about to let the world go up in flames. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,848 - Reviews: 3122 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 325,802 - Reviews: 14138 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 6,646 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9570 - Favs: 9,052 - Follows: 6,360 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by NJNYTwiGals reviews
Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 308,255 - Reviews: 5132 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13429 - Favs: 7,728 - Follows: 4,684 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chopping and Changing by Krazyk85 reviews
*Sequel* Some things don't change, like their crazy and obsessive love, but when threatened by a man motivated by power and money, they do what they do best and that's survive. No longer on the run from the law, they make their own laws now. Brutal and forceful with their desires, killing is only part of the thrill. ExB, BPOV, HEA, Guns, Violence, Lemons, Darkella and her Darkward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,404 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7069 - Favs: 6,540 - Follows: 7,383 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10726 - Favs: 9,285 - Follows: 7,009 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6330 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mobster's Son by words.left.unsaid reviews
Bella was laden with heartache. Edward was the only one who could've saved her. He didn't. Four years later, their worlds are forced together once again, and Edward's got one thing in mind. Atonement. What's he facing? A via dolorosa into the mind of a jaded girl and a sick man with an obsession. WARNING: MobWard/DoucheWard
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,322 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Turn it Around by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
The first time I met Edward Cullen, he had blue hair and wore a panda hat on his head. The second time, it was at a wedding and I convinced him to spend ten days in London with me. The third time, I shaved all his hair off on national television.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,706 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diary of an Ugly Girl by Anton M reviews
Complete. Follow Bella as she grows from a bullied little girl into a sassy young woman. After all, it's not about what you're looking at, it's about what you see. An unorthodox story about best friends and their journey. Humor/Angst/Friendship/Romance. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 289,228 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoos and Sex Addictions by uselessid90 reviews
Bella is a tattoo artist is Seattle, she has a addiction to all things sex. Edward just moved to Seattle with his sisters and is into the tattoo scene even though his body is bare. Rated M for language, lemons/sexual references, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,364 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drift, A Ride Outtake by kris salvador reviews
A 4-part Ride outtake, set between chapters 17 and 18. Warning: contains the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,353 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daddy and His Little Girl by mm004 reviews
Daddy, his little girl, and their son. Daddykink, smut, ExB, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,581 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
The End, The Beginning by starpower31 reviews
"Are you guys lunatics? Edward is not some mob boss!" My life was supposed to be perfect. Everything was done - I was going to London. But then... Agent Jacob Black came into my life. And with him, came Edward. Now that they're here, I'm surrounded in a world of crime I can't get out of. Is it wrong that I don't WANT to get out? AH. Might be a little graphic for some. Mafiaward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 132,049 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ending by TwiSagaLoverxx by Bad Boys of Twilight reviews
When shit went down a few years ago, I never imagined seeing the United States of America so desolate. Empty. Well, mostly empty, anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Coats by ericastwilight reviews
She loves the holidays. He loathes them. As new neighbors, they have to learn to tolerate each other. The problem for Edward is that she's irresistible in red. Can she bring the Grinch around in time to save him from a lonely New Year?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 9024 - Favs: 6,038 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until I saw you by reyes139 reviews
He wants her-she wants him. Both play the age old game of cat and mouse yet neither are willing to be the prey. A Mobward who falls deeply in love and a sassy Bella making him work for it. Rated M for everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,957 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen - the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group - is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9790 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chasing Fire by Lady Ali reviews
Most of the Characters from Twilight are in the service of saving people. Most are Firefighters. Chasing Fire is a all human story. Edward and Bella are the main characters of course, but all the characters are in it. What fires will he have to chase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,116 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 4380 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naughty Rendezvous: LAMTAF Smuttakes by DreamQuill reviews
Smutty outtakes from my original story, "Like a Moth to a Flame." All chapters are pure smut and fluff. These are things that B&E do that I can't fit into the main chapters. There are also AU Babydoll & Donward o/s. Enjoy! Rated NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,639 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Never Knew by twilightcullen21 reviews
Bella Swan has always had everything she ever wanted. Money, popularity, and intelligence. The perfect life. But will the new boy in town turn her life upside down? And make her realize that her life has always been missing one thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Affair by johnnyboy7 reviews
After the death of her father, Isabella Swan moves to the East coast where she meets dentist Edward Cullen. He's older, a father, and married. Sometimes, you can't tell your heart who to love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,525 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 5850 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Color of Freedom by words.left.unsaid reviews
A young girl, forced into submission by years of torture, Bella Swan fights for her freedom. But what happens when she has a new owner? Will he be her salvation or her imprisonment? Disclaimer: This is NOT a BDSM fic, nor is anything within this story meant to portray one. Don't be under the impression that slavery is the same as a BDSM relationship. It is not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,527 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Bunnies Attack by Catastrophia reviews
Flighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs. Rated M E/B OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Handcuff Bracelet by Lykosdracos reviews
Having escaped to Forks, will Bella find solace in dark Edward Cullen? How hard will Edward have to fight to keep that which he longs to claim? Rated MA for lemons, language, drug and alcohol content. Tattoos with meaning, leather worn well- enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 475,248 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Daddy Edward by Graywaves reviews
Being a daddy can be difficult, especially when you're Edward Cullen. Having twins and a newborn just adds to the stress. EPOV, AH, OOC, LEMONS, & BABYMAKING! On hiatus...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,118 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3305 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Black Sunrise by raybabiieex3 reviews
I didn't want to be that person anymore. I didn't want to cut myself. I didn't want to starve myself to be skinny. I just to be healthy again. AU/AH/CP/OOC/Language/Rape/Cutting. Full sum inside. Complete with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,396 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Self Storage by kitkat681 reviews
Edward hates his job. Bella hates her life. What the hell is going on in that storage unit? B/E pairing...angst...romance...Rated M for eventual sexy times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7964 - Favs: 9,392 - Follows: 3,780 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Magnetic by cupcakeriot reviews
Bella Swan - a psychic in the 24th century - becomes a pawn in her father's political games with no way out. But could her newly arranged marriage to a Prince of an alien planet be the cure to her loneliness? OOC. Lemons and possible violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,537 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7129 - Favs: 6,907 - Follows: 5,012 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chalk by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,164 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
bound for glory by wtvoc reviews
A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
Gradual Healing by aspire2write reviews
“He was my rock, steady and unyielding through anything bad.” Bella tries to balance being a working Master's student with deteriorating health, a traumatic past, and an unexpected man. Continuation of one-shot. Canon pairings, AH. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 262,874 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5587 - Favs: 4,994 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Certain Point of View by LyricalKris reviews
A wise man once said, "Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." A love story as seen through the eyes of friends and passersby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,650 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Search and Rescue by kitkat681 reviews
Bella is in an elite search and rescue team, trying to forget the one person she could not save. Edward is trying to forget his past by taking photographs in the middle of a war zone. Can they forgive themselves before everything comes crashing down?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,077 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13058 - Favs: 6,155 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 1,449 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire and Ice by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
A/U All human.Edward is a cold career Doctor who's personal life is non existent. Bella is the fun and flighty new attending who turns his world upside down. Edward struggles with accepting change...can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,340 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Mysterious Case of the Blackbird Rorschach by johnnyboy7 reviews
After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,763 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9490 - Favs: 8,517 - Follows: 5,731 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Washed Up by xrxdanixrx reviews
She washed up along the river near his secluded log cabin with no memories. He couldn't just leave her to fend for herself, could he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,721 - Reviews: 4028 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 3,246 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
In The Mirror by LyricalKris reviews
When nobody saved you from a traumatic childhood, when things changed simply because you grew up, how do you face adulthood unprepared and slightly bent?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,485 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How It's Gotta Be by aspire2write reviews
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy contest O/S. Emmett and Bella are workin their daddy's ranch. Livin in the middle of nowhere, they think there's no chance of love. Such is life. Then one day Emmett helps some people broken down on the side of the road.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,157 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4505 - Favs: 7,610 - Follows: 4,285 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 5001 - Favs: 5,696 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13514 - Favs: 8,275 - Follows: 6,134 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
A New Normal by kdc2239 reviews
Bella's perfect world is crumbling around her. She feels as though she's drowning when she meets an angry, broken Edward. Can he save her while living in an abusive nightmare of his own? Can they save each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,289 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4410 - Favs: 3,965 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Run by madcowre reviews
Edward is a fugitive on the run. A misunderstanding causes Bella to join him. She's angry that she's been taken from her perfect life. He's angry that he has to run with a woman who annoys him no end. They don't get on, but can it lead to something more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 138,518 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7147 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Unrecorded Hours by hollycomb reviews
Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,457 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 412 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Misery Business by KitsuShel reviews
When snarky lead singer Bella falls for a sexy bartender, is it a match made in heaven? Or will his girlfriend throw a wrench into the works? A One Shot Soundtrack Contest entry based on Paramore's song, Misery Business.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Privileged by Nostalgicmiss reviews
When Bella's life takes an unexpected turn she's forced to find her estranged father, but not everything is as straight forward as it seems. Blood isn't always thicker than water. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 260,753 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cry by Zakhariahz reviews
AH. Song fanfic.Edward and Bella both come from dysfunctional families.They’ve both lost their mothers in someway and their fathers don’t quite know how to cope.This is a story of their friendship and the parabola it is.Full sucky summary inside. R&R plz!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
We Don't Break, We Bend by LyricalKris reviews
When the man who's supposed to love them hurts them, and the people who are supposed to save them won't listen, it falls on their shoulders to not just survive, but save each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,256 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The First Time by evenflo78 reviews
A classic tale of boy meets girl. Join Edward on his trip down memory lane, from first sight to the inevitable separation of death, and everything in between. AH/AU M for adult content and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3161 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Known by magicaltears reviews
Ever have a life changing moment? I did when I was 13. I grew up with my parents Renee and Charlie and my friends the Cullens...until I was 13...That's the day I was kidnapped.BPOV.AH. What happens to Bella when she finds her family again. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,777 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter of Love by BelleDean reviews
The Year is 1969. Change is in the air and, in rural Washington, love is in the air when small-town values collide with freewheeling teenagers. Canon Couples, All Human, Drug Use & Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,271 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
CHOICES IN LIFE by acdhnt reviews
Bella and Alice are best friends who live in NEW YORK, Alice works for her boss Jasper who never notices her and Bella is a carefree bartender. ExB JxA RxEM. Rated M for mature scenes and language. Give it a shot very good.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008
Bedroom Confessions by JandMsMommy reviews
Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH;E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,983 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fate's Recipe by LyricalKris reviews
Bella is a young girl trying to make a life for herself in a land of Knights and Kings when she meets a beautiful boy. Can they find a happy life together when his family can destroy them both? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,121 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4775 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12187 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding Home by jennde reviews
Edward & Bella are lifelong friends. At 18, just as their true feelings for each other are coming to fruition, tragedy strikes and the US is thrust into World War II. Will Edward and Bella's love be enough to see them through a world war? Rated M, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,043 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3809 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5712 - Favs: 6,578 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4912 - Favs: 6,280 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Bound by Green Fallen Leaves reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged to be married. It is not a marriage of love, it is a betrothal. But can their relationship blossom in to love or are they destined to hate each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,239 - Reviews: 3965 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9560 - Favs: 8,183 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking the Abusive Silence by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
When Bella's mom dies of breast cancer, Bella moves to Forks with her dad in hopes of a better life. Charlie succumbs to alcoholism and starts abusing her. Edward Cullen torments her as well, but when shes forced to go to him, her bully, for help, can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,029 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kisses, Love, and Walls by theperson13 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose all live in an apartment in Seattle. But what happens when they get some noisy neighbors that are just too annoying, but too attractive? Love can't easily be dodged..... The name says it all! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Boy I Wish I Had by Edwardlover95 reviews
Bella is abused by her boyfriend Mike Newton. Can Edward help her? M for abuse. Review! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,911 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 7,226 - Follows: 3,501 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4922 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ragweeds by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Bella & Edward are two broken kids in foster care who meet under tragic circumstances. When the world wants them apart, fate seals them together. Can they fight to stay together? And at what cost? ** Angst, Cursing, Physical Abuse. OOC**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,560 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Only Exception by MandyLeigh87 reviews
One night. One rooftop. One chance to change her mind. One Shot AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Secret Storm by LabRats89 reviews
What if something bad was happening in your household, happening right under your nose, but you never even notice it. What happens when it's the person you trust, with your child, who is the one lashing out? Tragedy strikes the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Cullenary School by kaitlintheclarinet reviews
Roommates Bella Swan and Rosalie Hale get full ride scholarships to "The Cullenary School". It is run by Esme and her children Alice, Edward, and Emmett. What will happen when they all meet? Will this be a recipe for disaster? AH AU OOC cannon couples rxr
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 97,596 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
More than words could Imagine by Icedancerzero reviews
Bella is just a regular school teacher and happens to meet Edward Cullen the CEO of his company. Will the the two different worlds make this too diffcult? Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5773 - Favs: 6,777 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6039 - Favs: 9,054 - Follows: 5,283 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day I Had by IrishLoveForever reviews
Entry for the "To Kill a Cullen" Contest. Bella and Edward are visiting Forks for his parent’s anniversary dinner. Nothing can go wrong…right? Well, trouble always seems to find Bella…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coup de grâce by kisvakondok reviews
Edward has the perfect life, with two wonderful kids and a beautiful wife he adores, and she loves him beyond belief. He is about to have the happiest day with his family. Then kill his wife. "In a certain state it is indecent to go on living." Nietzsche
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everyone Leaves by shouvley reviews
Bella doesn’t have anyone left when she climbs over the railing of the bridge, ready to let go. What will happen when a stranger talks her down and helps her move on with her life? AH BxE, Kill A Cullen Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Violent Ends by akeim reviews
My entry for the 'To Kill a Cullen' contest. When Bella visits her sister at a group home for the mentally ill, she meets a quiet boy with a debilitating illness. Their brief interactions will change her life, forever. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Domination Station by Lolarosa reviews
Isabella Swan was moving back to WA and opening a club called Domination Station. A place where woman and men can feel liberated. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen, the preacher's son? A/U OOC All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6415 - Favs: 9,003 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost by julierae reviews
This is being re-published under my new penname, girastelle. Go find me there!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5887 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Bob by reviews
Bella and Edward had it rough when they were growing up. They return to Forks after 5 years for some revenge. AH/AU OOC... features character death, some gore, minor lemons and roadkill named Bob MY ENTRY FOR THE 'TO KILL A CULLEN' ONE SHOT CONTEST.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
L'amour est Sourd by lovelovelove22 reviews
Edward has been deaf since birth, and no one understands him until Bella comes along and completely changes his world. Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
VA therapy by Vil-chan reviews
After all the angst and horror and sadness it is time to kick back and laugh. Read about people with problems who get them solve Or the problems are made worse by the VA crew. Newest Chapter up.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
White Blood by ineedyoursway reviews
ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tainted Love by HellaCullen reviews
Bella endures life with an extremely religious father. Edward suffers from an abusive home. Find out what happens when they get together and life becomes too real. Not every story has a happy ending. AU/AH, lots of angst and drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,571 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught Up by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullen kids and Bella gets sucked into the world of Harry Potter. What happens when they get sorted into the houses and starts to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? AU! Hehe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
L'amour est Aveugle by lovelovelove22 reviews
“What do I look like?” She asked after a moment, completely startling me.”I know my hair and eyes are brown and my skin is pale, because people have told me before…but Edward, what do I really look like?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 330 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 297 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Better For Worse by bemylullaby reviews
Every bride looks forward to their wedding day, but what happens when the man you’re marrying isn’t the one you love? Do you stand by his side and vow to be his forever for better, for worse? Or do you follow your heart and be with the one you love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,513 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Path We Chose by BelieveItOrNot reviews
A look at the relationship & love of Edward and Bella, two self-aware teenagers who are forced to grow up quickly. Together, they battle problems and find their inner strength. No love triangles. Fluffy beginning, drama ensues, no dark themes. AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,868 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 677 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
False Attraction by grey-eyed-blonde reviews
Bella moves to Forks after the death of her mother. There, she makes quick friends with the popular and spoiled kids of the sticks. When Edward, the dark player, becomes her rival for a prestigious scholarship, what will their attractions prove to be? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 171,218 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than Just a Summer Romance by devinerose reviews
Bella goes on vacation for the summer where she meets her neighbors the Hales and their friend the Cullens, more importantly the Cullen's gorgeous son Edward. Sun beach summer romance, add in a little Mike, and you've got a a heckofa summer! E/B A/J Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,706 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8946 - Favs: 15,089 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RANDOM TWILIGHT by twilight4ever586 reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
Falling Up by readinangel reviews
Alice, Rose, and Bella have a bet, who can date the most guys in a month? But when Emmett, Jasper, and Edward come along, will they be able to earn that second date? Or will they be tossed aside like the rest of the guys. AH Now on Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19591 - Favs: 12,453 - Follows: 5,683 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Karaoke Night by Edwardsgirl011893 reviews
It's Karaoke night at Forks high, and some People have things to say. Rated T for cussing in future songs. Canon couples. My attempt at humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,792 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
This Time Imperfect by Nothingtolose15 reviews
Co-written by Nothingtolose15 and phnxprncss. Bella and Jasper Swan are sent to live with their father Charlie in Forks, Washington after the untimely death of their mother and stepfather. better summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,081 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Aim with the cullens by DeadlyPrecious reviews
What Happens when all the cullens n bella get aim
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008
IM with the cullens! yay! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
Mkay, so I know this is REALLLLLLLLLLLLLY overdone.. but I wanted to do it! I hope you find it funny! lol. The names should be pretty obvious..................................... HOPE YOU LIKE IT! **Please read, as you probably know, I suck at summaries**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5271 - Favs: 4,815 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Miss You, My Love by Melted-Golden-Eyes reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon Bella commits suicide because she no longer has to care for Charlie and Jacob. Everyone thinks Bella is gone forever but is she really? Rated T becuase I feel like it and I'm paranoid. Bella/Edward eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,033 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New for New Years by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is the Squeal to 'Christmas with the Cullens.' and, if you don't/haven't read it, you won't understand half of the story. Anyways, Please enjoy! All regular parings. Breaking Dawn never happened... After Eclipse. and no, this isn't my version of BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella
I would walk 500 miles by Nothingtolose15 reviews
Bella Swan want's to get away, she decided to move in with her dad and brother, and her life goes in a way she'd never expect it to. ALL HUMAN. R/R! CHAPTER 38 up now! the final chapter! SEQUEL POSTED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,811 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Twilight at cross academy by avampireknightattwilight reviews
At cross academy there is a day class and a night class that only interact at twilight what happens when a girl from the day class and a boy from the night class fall in love. Twilight/Vampire Knight crossover. AU. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sunny Side Up by dazzledbyu88 reviews
Bella is a nobody. She works at her fathers resturant, has no friends, and hates Edward Cullen. Edward is the golden boy. Football players, student council president and a major player. Just read it. I can't really find the words to summerize this. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8241 - Favs: 5,954 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Please trust me by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
Bella gets a phone call that changes everything between her and Edward
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
One of A Kind by dino xrawrs reviews
Isabella Swan, daughter to Charlie Swan, CEO of Swan Enterprise. Edward Cullen, son of Carlisle Cullen, CEO of Cullen Enterprise. Bella and Edward are forced into marriage. Everything should go smoothly, expect Edward is a player. Can Bella change him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
The Cullens including Bella use AIM! by ThePurpleDragonOfAmazingness reviews
The Cullens use AIM. Watch the stupid/ funny/ strange/ retarded/ and crazy things they do. sorry, I suck at summaries. AIM plot: Overused? Yes. Funny? ALways. at least, I hope so... rated T, just in case...NOTE: OOC sillyness. **ON HOLD**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Building a Family by muggleinlove reviews
Fourth Part to the Camp Wilderness Series. Edward and Bella are now married and are expecting an addition to their family. Follows their lives through the years as they build a family and face the obstacles life has in store for them. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,624 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Fade by WellMadeMistake reviews
Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Flordia Calls! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when you take 7 vampires and one drunk human to FLORIDA and go to a water park? Watch as the drama unfolds! Ok, I suck at summaries, and its my first fanfiction so please read it if you have time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8408 - Favs: 7,594 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
101 ways to humiliate, or torture by Vampire Meep reviews
a list of 101 ways to humiliate,or torture, the characters of twilight!I love twilight just think this is going to be really funny. Please read! My firnd Hay Lin Rox is co writeing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 3,261 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Kidnapped by Amanda Cullen reviews
Bella gets kidnapped before she gets turned into a vampire. Can Edward save her before things go too far? Will Edward and Bella live to see another day? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
Gifts by Warui-Usagi reviews
Bella, Edward, and the act of giving those things that matter the most to the ones you love the most. Oneshot. [Winner of the Twilight Archives’ “No Dialogue” challenge]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
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sing'n with the cullens reviews
What involves a baby grand piano, great vocales, money and rosalie and alice on a table? sing'n some interesting songs with the cullen's of course! rated T because I'm paranoid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009
summer solstice reviews
No, she wasn't vampire, definitly human. but something about her was off " Come find out about this mysterious girl. How does she know so much? why are the volturi after this... this... human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008