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Author has written 3 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

Howdy, hello, greetings, and just plain hi. I am Shadow_strike. Fanfiction won't let me do the _ so it has to be Shadow-strike.

I live in Texas. Arlington to be more specific. Yes the home of the f-ckin U.F.O. Damn that Jerry Jones. (Shakes fist in air) DAMN YOU! It's 9 something at night and yet I'm eating ice cream right before bed. BUHAHAHAHHAHAH!(runs around house like an idiot) I've never seen real snow. We get this half-ass snow. The highest snow fall we got was 2 inches. I know, sad. At least we missed school. =D

The reason this account was formed is that it would be much easier to write a story that both of us want to write than both posting it separately and get in trouble. AH! BRAIN FREEZE!

I have a redneck family. My 2nd uncle is a cow farmer... not that you would care. Hell im just typing random stuff.

STUFF! (eye twitch) Powder donuts. Eight of them...


Translator is here(HOLY SHIT! I GOT IT TO WORK!)

50 Things You Didn't Know About Me Until You Read This!

1. What color is your toothbrush?


2. Name one person who made you smile today:


3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Talking to my dad

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?


5. What is your favorite candy bar?


6. Have you ever been to a strip club?

I'm under the legal limit...what do you think

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?

Fuck you, you mother clucker

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookies n cream

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Dr Pepper biatches

10. What is your lip gloss of choice?

Don't wear it...

11. What was the last thing you ate?

A taco salad

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?


13. The last sporting event you watched?


14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?


15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?


16. Ever go camping?


17. Do you take vitamins daily?

No (Did you know that the kids who took those...uhh, the vitamins from the T.V show that had Bam-bam, Barney and Fred, increase the chance of kids gaining weight. Angel told me this)

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

Not in the past year

19. Do you have a tan?

Not yet but soon

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?


21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

If a straw is around

22. What did your last text message say?



23. What are you doing tomorrow?

Um...probably going to summer school for AVID

25. Look to your left, what do you see?

My case of Dr Pepper

26. What color is your watch?


27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The Opera House (The one in Sydney or however it's spelt)

28. What is your birthstone?


29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru

30. What is your favorite number?


31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?


32. Any plans today?


33. How many states have you lived in?

Three:New York, Texas, and currently, Insanity

34. Biggest annoyance right now?


35. Last song listened to?

Just like you-Three Days Grace

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Can you?

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Does my mom count...

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?


39. Are you jealous of anyone?

Rich people

40. Is anyone jealous of you?


41. Do you love anyone?

Family and friends

42. Do any of your friends have children?


43. What do you usually do during the day?

Go on fanfiction, text, hang out with my family, type, sleep, eat...

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes and I'm not usally a hatefull person

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?


46. What color is your car?

Don't own one

47. Do you like cats?

More of a dog person

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?


49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?


50. How did you get your worst scar?

On my arm when my dog scratched me


When we put up a story we will have songs in it we will give you a link to our muisc archive which is here.

this archive is little alexander uzumaki's; he is are best friend and he has been kind enough to let use it.

he has also been kind enough to let us use his weapon.

Pick the month you were born in
Jan - I cuddled with
Feb - I killed
Mar - I ran shirtless with
Apr - I raped
May - I killed
Jun - I banged
Jul - I needed
Aug - I ran naked with
Sept - I stabbed
Oct - I ate out
Nov - I slept with
Dec - I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a jew
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - YOUR MOM (mam)
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the colour of the top your wearing now..
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Shadow's is-I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I'm beautiful

ANGEL's is- I killed a bisexual(I have no problem with them) because im sexy as hell

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.


pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity

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