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besides hating stereotypes, I'm punk/emo/goth/scene/preppy. I can be very hyperactive and I have a cursing problem, hope no one minds that!

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true.

S's BFF (Jesss hell yea)+Her Bro (Alex ''yo'')-

Hey this is jessy hear and me and all off our gang made/helped S make this Homepage. A- yea that vixen (Points at J)..That..That BITCH Dragged me here without ma own free will..ITS A FUCKING FREE COUNTRY YOU HOE.(SMACK). J-WHAT YOU CALL ME YA PINKY DONT INSULT MOA HERE OR I AM GUNNA SMACK YA TO ANOTHER GENERASION.A-...Fucking Bitch...(Runs from the devil J).J- Fuck no, get back here shit head (Runs After A).S- WHAT THE FUCK... Where the hell are they?!

(This was one of the convos we had while making this page and that actually happend... and i promise alex is still alive..maybe few broken bones..but alive and no one got hurt during making this page to make me happy x3... ALEX DONT YOU DARE WATCH PORN IN MY ROOM OR MOM WILL MAKE ME GET THERAPY YOU SHITHEAD)

Jess- that above also happend in real life please enjoy the page and alex remind me to go to your funeral

Alex- wow i feel loved -_-... Cya losers.(Smack) Shit! (Runs away from J).

Actual name: here's a hint:it starts with an S and i is'nt a normal everyday name and is sounds like evil or devil.

Sex: YES PLEASE!!(ROFL)Female and if you got a problem(SEXIST PIGS) then play ''Go hide and fuck yourself asshole'' -_-(i am very sensidive if you make fun of moa cuz i m a girl.

Weight: if i tell you im gunna have to kill you >x)

Age: older than you will ever be.. but with an amazing (sexy x3) 15 year olds body(I just love ma self too much- i care about othas as wellHumfp-)

Status: Single (I Got no luck in men what so ever :'( ... Who needs em anyway assholes- all i nees are ma bessies-)

Nationaltiy: I'm mixed yo! Black, White, Italian, Asian, and possibly Fillopino. Reppin mixed yo!

Fav. Colors: Red, Silver, Lavender, Purple, Black, Blue

Fav. Anime:Naruto,D.N.Angel,Bleach,FMA,Saiyuki Reload,InuYasha,Trinity Blood,Prince Of Tennis,MAR,Nerima Daikon Brothers,Ninja Nonsense,Ruroni Kenshin,Basalisk,Kodocha,Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge (Or WallFlower)

Personality: I'm mostly your average Jane. i am a very out going & easy to get used to (when not sugar high i go CRAZZ-EEE), i am usually the blabber mouth in class when the convo in directed to me somepeople even said to shut it but i dont give a shit what people think they just got a black eye when they call me a bitch cuz i aint takin' any bullshit from anyone.i am far over the random and hyper (i think this makes people think i am a stupid bitch) that people think i drank loads of that red bull shit (No kiddin' sherlock). i am Proudly lef-handed and i have an younger bro who intoduced me to the awe-inspiring world of video games and anime that i am addicted to it. oh i almost forgot i am a dare-devil trust me you'll find out why when you read ma look an' all.And 1 more thing i ROCK at playing guitar ( Boo-Yah BABY).

Looks: i am green-ish/blue-ish eyed dark almost black brunette with dark purple tint-ish high lights when in the sun,who loves to wear baggy jeans and tightish shirts(but not whorish) which are mostly grey. light black eye liner always and no jewelery ... maybe few monroe rings but thats all.I Got a Tattoos on a-mind i say- stupid dare(Jess+Kate are a bitch -.-)

Dislikes/hates: Glitter, Girly Girls with tight and showy clothing thinking they got something to show (MAYDAY MAYDAY WHORE IS IN THE SIGHT I REPEAT WHORE IS IN THE SIGH), mini skirts( If u find me wearing that then i done it on a dare i swear),Gigglers (Oh Hahaha look at that giggling bitch over there),jackasses,Bitching bitches,getting detention for playing a prank when the guy deserves it( Seriously he tied knots of ma hair to the bed post just try an wake up)(or kicking him where is hurts),getting up at fucking 6 o'clock for school, Ect. the list goes on and on.

like/loves:scary movies,naruto,baggy jean, writing, fighting, sports (Football,basketball,rugby ect. we will be here all day trust moa), ma friends (they are hilerious), Foreign languages like Estonia,Russian and Chinese(dont forget japanese), staying up as long is a bloody want, when parents leave me alone in the house(all hell brakes lose & what moa parents dont know wont hurt them right?), Music (everyone needs to love music), Technology like Pc's and Ps3's (OH HOW U GOT TO LOVE THE 21ST CENTURY), Ect.

-Normal Conversation-(with ma pal Jess & tha groupie)

Angel-Says something stupid(she asked me on the phone if i was awake when i answerd the phone...FUCKING SERIOUSLY 6 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING I GOT WAKEN UP WITH A FUCKING RINGING IN MA EAR I PICK UP THE PHONE SAY''HELLO'' AND THE FIRST THING SHE SAY'S IS '' are u awake ?''anyway back to the convo )

Everyone is quiet

Me: Have I ever told you that you are a fucking idiot who bends over to every guy you see?

(me and jess have potty mouthes yes i know but we understand thats how we apprieciate each other ''FUCK YES'')

Everyone breaks out in laughter

Jess: Omg, you so mean bitch and i was just asking a Question.

Me: I'm not mean, I just speak the truth harshly stupid blond.(no offence to blonds)

Kate(ma otha bitch):...In other words...your mean hoe.

Me:...Shut up you fucking bastard -_-.

My Fav.Sayings' In (Daily) Convos-

'' i dont know why you wear a bra you got nothing to put in it..''-Alex

''... you wear pants dont you?..-_-' Shithead''-me

''Hey S want a lollypop?''-Jess

''LollyPop? Must mistake me your the sucker''-Me,

''S you do know i am getting away with murder right''-Jer

''... i aint sure coz i aint the victim tonight(Gives sadistic smile)...Dont ya think?''-Me,

''I Love Muse''-Jess

''... i thought you loved linkin park(Gasp) TRAITOR (Throws Pushes in the lake)''-Alex (we were at the lake)

'' comment... Aww what the hell (Pushes alex after jess).. Take that you wet pussies!!''-Me,

''Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change.I'm sorry but your ugly-pissy face made me break-up our friendship..oh and did i tell you your ex is a lovely kissed ''-(School's Bitch) Victoria.

''...Hey Hoe have i ever told you..Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never shut your trap bitch.-_- ''-(the Oh so cool)Me

Roses are red

Violets are blue

God made me pretty


Roses are red

Violets are blue

Jess and I are white

But Alex what are you?


(A- im white thank you very much -_-)

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah 17) Soka... ... i see

Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:

Naruto will stop saying believe it.

Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.

Ino will stop being a bitch.

Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.

Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.

Orochimaru will stop being gay.

Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore.

Sasuke will come back to Sakura.

Karin and Sasuke will get together.

Karin will stop being a bitch.

Suigetsu will give up water forever.

Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again.

Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.

Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.

Deidara will admit he's really a woman.

Sasori and Sakura will get together.

Gaara will have kids.

Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.

Tobi is in his right state of mind.

Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.

Asuma will stop smoking.

Tsunade will give up gambling.

And the Akatsuki will disappear, Karin will die by the hands of Sasuke, Sasuke will admit his love for Sakura, and Kakashi and Anko will get together.

If you agree, copy this into your profile.

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I loved Twilight.

Hated New Moon. (I'm sorry, but I just wanted to smack Edward, Bella, and Jacob!)

Eclispe was okay

And was shocked by Breaking Dawn. (Everyone had an happy ending. I wished Jacob had a horrible, depressing ending)


If you couldn't tell, I hated Jacob. I hate him with a passion. The guy who played him in the movie was hott, but I hate Jacob. Ok, he did a nice thing by pulling Bella out her lil depressive state, but come on, he tried to make Bella love him, and that's a no no in my book. And don't get me started when he kissed her, twice! I don't care whose fault it was, it upsetted me. And Breaking Dawn! Omg, no! I actually went "OH HELL NO!" in the middle of my classroom when I read about him and Nessie. I'm sorry but I was like you motherfucking pedophile! You and your friend who's into a two year old! I don't give a damn if it's 'fate'. You 'fate' is fucked up.

I wish someone would carve the inside of Jacob's stomach out with a rusty soup kitchen spoon.


Ok, so my mean 'destroy Jacob fit is over.

║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, KinkyK and JazzyJ, CuriosityKilledTheCat101

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!


No more stupid ugly WHORE!!

You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class. biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

...And also try to add to this list as well

Some Funny Jokes...That Are Probably Dirty

So school was starting and the teacher went to take roll for the students. She counted 3 students absent and went to continue on with class. Suddenly the first absent boy walks in.

Teacher: Where have you been?
Boy: I've been on top of Blueberry Hill.
Teacher: Please take your seat.

The next absent boy walks in, and the teacher looks at him.

Teacher: And where have you been?
2nd Boy: I've been on top of Blueberry Hill.
Teacher: Please take your seat.

Finally, the third absent girl walks in and the teacher looks at her.

Teacher: Let me'be been on top of Blueberry Hill?
Girl: I am Blueberry Hill!!

So there was this boy who was playing out in the mud when all of a sudden his mom yells from the house.
Mother: Come on, sweetheart! It's time to take a bath with your mother!
Boy: Okay, mommy!
So the boy is in the shower with his mother and she tells him not to look up or down. The boy looks up and asks.

Boy: Mommy, mommy! What are those?
Mommy: These are Mommy's headlights, darling.

The boy is quiet for a little bit then he looks down.

Boy: Mommy, mommy! What is that?
Mommy: That is mommy's rainforest, darling.

So the boy and his mother finish their shower, and later on in the day, the boy's father yells from in the living room.

Father: Come on son, its time to take a bath with Daddy!
Boy: Okay daddy!

The the boy and his father are in the shower, and his father tells him not to look down. The boy looks down and asks:

Boy: Daddy, daddy! What is that?
Daddy: This is daddy's snake, son.

So then they get out and later on that night, the Boy is sleeping with his mother and Father. They tell him not to look up or down. After a few minutes the boy disobeys them.

Boy: Mommy, mommy! Turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is going into your forest!

So this girl was playing outside in the rain whenever her mother told her to come inside for the rest of the day. Then, the doorbell rings and the girl answers it. It is her best friend who of which is a boy. The boy asks her to come out and play. She replies:

Girl: My mommy, told me not to. I don't think I want to.
Boy: I'll give you ten lollipops if you do!
Girl: Okay!

So she is outside with the boy playing. He asks her to come back to his house with him and she replies:

Girl: My mommy told me not to, I don't think I want to.
Boy: I'll give you ten more lollipops!
Girl: Okay!

So the girl is at the boy's house when all of a sudden, he asks her to have sex with him. The girl replies:

Girl: My mommy told me not to, I don't think I want to.
Boy: I'll give you even more lollipops!
Girl: Okay!

The boy's Father walks into the room and shouts at the girl to get off of his son. She replies:

Girl: My mommy told me not to, I don't think I want to.

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ

This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.



10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

Act1/best quotes(from ma daily vocab):


You are not quite evil enough. You are semi evil. You are quasi evil. You are the margarine of evil. You are the diet coke of evil- just one calorie, not evil enough.



Have you started reading 'Tuck Everlasting?"- Ecoli

Oh, crap! I left it in homeroom!- Chi

I can't believe I forgot it!- Chi

I can't believe I'm related to you- Ecoli

I can't believe it's not butter- Some girl walking past

Kyle- We are late. We were supposed to go home at four, but it is now four thirty. CRAP!

Holly- Should we walk home or wait for someone to pick us up?

Kyle- Let's wait.

Jeremy - Not me! I'll walk! -goes to imaginary intersection.-

Holly- Look both ways before crossing the street!

Jeremy -Who believes that sort of crap!

William- -pretends to be truck going by and 'runs over' Crazy J.-

Jeremy - -falls to ground after being 'run over'- MAH SPLEEN!

Who needs three swords when you can have two flip-flops?-Ecoli

Look, education! -holds up Civil War text book- -Chi

"AUGH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!- -runs away screaming- Ecoli





There must be an echo- Me and Chi laughing. (maniacally)








YOU NINNY! - Me and Chi about twenty minutes later

What are you doing?

I'm watching t.v. and playing on the computer.

You can't do that.

Yes I can. IT'S CALLED MULTI-TASKING. -Ecoli and Chi

GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY!!- some dude at the high school

Do not eat bananas or nuts or Arby chicken wraps. You are what you eat.

What's that gotta do with Arby wraps?

My friend had one and had bad gas all day. -Ecoli&Chi

I'm not tall, all my friends are just SHORT.- Ecoli.

How dare you laugh at Mistah Jones!!- Mister Jones

I need a new stick! -throws down pen- Got me a big stick now! -weilds stool- Dang, that's heavy.- Mr. Jones

There are three women in your life you don't wanna make mad. That's your mother, your girlfriend, and your wife. The quickest way to make them mad is to give them a subscription to Weight Watchers.- Mister Jones

One, two, TUTTI EVERYONE!- Mr. Jones

Paula, if you ask me about a conture clarinet one more, you'll never touch one. And when the time comes that I do need one, I'll make sure the person playing it will sit right next to you.- Mister Jones talking to our friend Paula

Paula.- Emily

Emily.- Paula

NATALIE!!- Ecoli

I think they're trying to make us look like fools. Guess what? They suceeded.- Ecoli talking about the gym teachers when we had to do ridiculous stretches on our backs

Pretty girls, pretty girls, ugly demon, pretty girls!!

You only read manga for the pretty girls??

... Gotta problem with that? -Ecoli and Jeremy after Jeremy stole Nora's volume of Inuyasha

Wide load!

ROAD KILL!- Jeremy, Nora, and Ecoli

C'mon, we have dork to kill- Ecoli

Was there a year before 1 b.c.? Was there a year after? Was there even a year 1 b.c anyways? If so, how long ago was it? How long did it last? Did we start recording time then or what? Was there a year between 1 and one b.c.? If so, what was it called?

I don't know.

Of course, time is an illusion, so-

sit down and shut-up.- Mrs. Ellis and Ecoli

Everytime I touch a computer, it freezes.

That's because you forcibly ejected me from the swivel chair. BAD KARMA!!- Ecoli and Mum

What's so wrong about pouring ketchup on the drive-way?

I dunno. It's perfectly normal, don't you think?

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!- Ecoli and Mrs Ellis






No squee!- Ecoli&Mum

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

Don't worry, he's not violent.


Except for when he's being studly.

Then he's pure animal energy!

Shut-up.- Alice, Lester, Paula, and Elizabeth from Simply Alice

Chives, stop the limo. We ran over my baloney- Ecoli

Balhblahblah me and my best mate.


My best mate, Jeremy.

JEREMY IS YOUR best mate!?

You didn't know that?

No... I'll never look at him the same again.

Why not?!

I never took him as that sort of guy.


It's the foot and a piece of cardboard band!- Ecoli and Paula

Does it hurt?

No, they just had to break the skin with a needle, dig the splinter out, and wash it with alchohol. But other than that, I'm fine!- Haven and Bert

Where's my spelling bee winner? Natalie, spell 'seismograph'.

S-e-i...s-m-o-g-r-a-f. I mean, f-p. No, f-h!! I MEAN P-H!! P-H!!- Ecoli and a teacher

Yay, a souvenier!


Awwww, but I wanna take it home!!

DO THAT AND I'LL SPEAR YOU THROUGH THE HEAD.- Ecoli and Jeremy talking about a log.

What are you doing?

Climbing a tree!

Sitting on a branch.

Come down.


Fine, stay up there and get splinters in your butt. I don't care- Ecoli, Jeremy, and Bert

You weenie, it's not that cold out. -steps outside. Comes back inside and shuts down- Sweet mother of pearl, it's absolutely frigid!- E&DC




Just kidding!

Don't joke about stuff like that. There could really be a burglar...or a murderer... or Michael Jackson!- Paula and Nora

We saw one guy in the high school parking lot with a black man purse! He was SKIPPING!!


We call him Mahn-Skippah! SKIP MAHN-SKIPPAH, SKIP!- Ecoli, Bert,CHi, and some other people

MM, that looks good. What are they making?

A poo patty.- Ecoli and Mumsy watching 'Iron Chef'



Play that horn! Play the horn! Honk the horn!

Toot the horn! -Mister Jones and some girls

Sorry, but I can't stop the squeaking.


...I can't stop that either. -Mister Jones and Ecoli 'cause I hiccuped in the middle of a lecture

Aboard about above... Cool, I can go to American Idol with this song! And Simon will be smarter when I'm done.

He'll probably just eat you. -Davis and Ecoli when Davis was singing the Preposition Jingle

Too pretty, too hot, too gay, too smart, too fantastic, too sexy, too awesome, too beautiful... wait, she's ugly. PERFECT!- Jeremy, trying to decied what Final Fantasy character Ellen could be.

YOU MEGA-PERV!- Nora, because Jeremy was talking about pretty girls

I think I have ticks.-Bert after walking through leaves

Caroline, Bert wallowed in the composte heap and has ticks.

You have a composte heap?

Mainly leaves, top-soil, branches, straw, and oh yes, ticks.- Ecoli and William

I must say, no has quite an interesting answering machine as ours- Ecoli

Yay music!

Gay music?

No, YAY music.

What's the matter with you?!- Mother, Chi, and Ecoli

Hey, guess what today's word of the day is?


DAVID HASSELHOF.- Ecoli and Chi.

Help!! The lock is stuck, the door won't open, it's like this thing is trying to EAT meeee!!- Ecoli, stuck in a truck

I just came for my- What did you do?! I just cleaned this! How am I supposed to find anything? What is WRONG with you?!- Ecoli, finding that Chi had trashed our table

I have Mrs. Hope next period.

Bummer, dude.

Yeah, we'll say a prayer for your soul.- Nick, Chi, Ecoli

Emma, the pinata's dead. Quit whacking it.- Ecoli

Emma, stop! You've detroyed it!

Candy raid!- Ecoli and my cousin Cliff

Don't count paper, it kills braincells- Ecoli

The spoon is not there.- some British kid from 'The Matrix'

Hush girl, for I hafta hurt you.

Coach Dolan, you're talking to yourself, and you said that's the first sign of insanity.


The main reason for atheism is Christians- Mr. Edwards

See, it'll be boy, popcorn, girl, girl, popcorn, boy with me behind them. Holding a stick.- Mister Edwards

I am correct!

I didn't hear you say anything.

It's the thought that counts- Ecoli and Dad playing Jepardy.

When I was little, I didn't want to be a princess. I fully intended to be dictator- Ecoli

Are you sassing me?- Ecoli, talking to Shannah, on several occasions


OR ME, EITHER.- Chi and Ecoli talking to Shannah

I don't wanna be nakey when I die!

You're naked when you take a bath, though.

Naw, he wears a Speedo!- Bert, Jameson, and Ecoli

You're rather girly when it comes to boy bands, aren't you?

SQUEE!- Ecoli and Chi

Welcome to Fred Fred Burger, may I take your order, yes?- Ecoli

Hey I wonder- ZOMIGOSH I'M BEING ASSIMILATED- oh, nevermind.- Ecoli

I hate ettiquette and manners I'LL BE UNCIVILZED AND HEATHEN IF I WANT TO!- Ecoli

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing tomatoes aren't in fruit salad.- Bert

You have a big head.

I DO NOT!- Bert and Ecoli

Do I have a big head?


Thanks a lot!

In that big head, though, is a big brain!

Really think so?


OI!- Ecoli and Shannah

Final Fantasy: a world where bad guys have cell phones and Vincent Valentine does not. Just Dutchy boy shoes.

Ya know, when all of Cloud's friends help him fly, it's kinda cheesey.

But when Vincent does it, it's hot!!

(Ecoli and DC enter Mrs. Grover's room, returning from the restroom)

"Okay, girls, this movie is really graphic, so if you don't want to cry I suggest you leave." (Mrs. Grover is talking about a video that shows poachers pounding baby seals with large clubs)

DC-turns and walks right back out

The class- laughs

The End.

Nervous me:

Me: -almost hyperventilating-
Mr. J: Okay, everybody, you ready to start playing for all these people? We're starting with your solos, Allison.
Me: -hyperventilating-
Him: -shoulder tap- Don't I know you from somewhere?
Me: ...Frank!
Frank: Hi. -hugs-
Mr. J: Let's go, people!
Me: -thinking- Ohdeargod, he's going to hear me play.
Frank: ...This is my brother Joe.
Me: Hi Joe. Also known as Frank's brother.
Joe: My name is Joe.
Me: Fine, Joe.

Fav Quotes:

"i'm just full of useless stuff" "that's not all your full of" -Me & Jess

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.-me

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.-jess

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.-Kate(cough whore cough)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.-moa

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.-mom

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.-alex(stupidBigbro)

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.-best mate

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!- lil bro.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'-jess

What you call dog with no legs?-jess
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.-me

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, ...where the heck is the ceiling.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.-me

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.-mom boyfriend

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die those idiots.-me

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.-me

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.-me to jess

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!-Jess(WTF?!)

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.-Sisterly/brothely talk (me and alex)

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?.-me to kate

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."(WUAH)

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.- me to lil bro Elvis(Yea thats his name)

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.- alex

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.-step dad to alex

when ma mom shouted me to come down my replay is

''Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! ''

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.- kate to me

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?- me to jess (over the phone)

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.-from me to the bitches of the school

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.- new girl at school(bend over and get the boys lined up)


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Queen Bitch

She’s the girl with her head held up high,

Above the world and sky.

She walks around as if she owns the ground.

She speaks when there are word to be said.

She listens when there are problems with her friend.

She beat’s the fucking shit out of those who mess with her.

She is the girl everyone is dieing to be friends with.

She is the Queen Bitch around, so if you think you can,

Tell her off or mess with.

Think twice when messing with the girl,

Who could have you on your knee’s within seconds,

Begging for the mercy you don’t deserve.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a stair rail and hit your head on the stairs, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like Uchihacest

Do you?

If you do, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name below:

ItaSasu LUV: Maybelle-And-Nightmare, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, Aiko the Hunter, The Epic Writer, KinkyK and JazzyJ,CuriosityKilledTheCat101

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it,CuriosityKilledTheCat101.

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.

When I grew up I was BLACK.

When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.

When I'm cold I'm BLACK.

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, when you're born you're PINK.

When you grow up you're WHITE.

When you're sick, you're GREEN.

When you go in the sun you turn RED.

When you're cold you turn BLUE.

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer...

Anywho, I just would like to say thanks to all my readers. I mean seriously, thank you. I mean a couple of years ago, I disliked writing. I mean, seriously, I hated it. But one day I was bored and my friends and I had this funny ass retarded scene and I just had to write it down. Only I wrote different characters. Then I wanted to create a cool plot then I started to devolop characters. Then i got hooked on writing stories.few thing on ma profile arent mine so dont worship me i know you love me xD.

People say they would like to write as good as me. I find that flattering, but I only get my ideas from random ideas, funny things that my friends and I do and things I just think the characters would say. Just pops out of nowhere.Tough i havent writen any here i have got few on other sites but you need to find that out your selves. - from yours truely CuriosityKilledTheCat101 Xoxo (Fucking gossip girl XD).

S-Yo i decided to let ma BFF J here- J smiles sadisticaly- to help me with this bull shit, they made me do

J-Fuck Yea I Am Gunna Nail Yo Asses If Ya Sent Something Nasty(but i do except free porn)

S-...-_- Man your sick and the ''nail yo asses'' is my trade mark ya bitch anyway so this was some newsflash Tellin' yall that aint doing this shit alone anymore

J- Shit Cant you just tell them yo name stop with the fucking ''S this'' and ''S that'' its fucking annoying



S- -_-'' Some fucking dead friend you are ...Pish

Hey this is me and i got a few NewsFlash:

1. I know that i been MIA but I'M BACK, I'M BAD (J's) BLACK, WE'RE MAD!!! (My fav quote XD)

2. I deleted the story, now no crying but i wanted to start again from a clean slate

3. Imma try to be on as long as i can with updates but with the Exams comming up its gunna be a slow progress.


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Dare You to Live by ElvenDestiny reviews
Four years after the twins left together, Riku returns alone to a changed world, unwillingly dependent on Dark's protection. He cannot chase away the pain of her past, but perhaps he can save her future...if she would just trust him.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,151 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
Written In sand by Dying Kitty reviews
Sakura Haruno was living a normal 17 year old high school life, but between new and old boyfriends, weird floating sand and being abducted, Sakura isn't sure she can call her life normal anymore. Sakura/Gaara fic, but with other pairing for sweetness. Rated M for sexual themes, violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,920 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara, Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Painful Pleasures by MoyE reviews
Pain is an art, which, if mastered can be very pleasurable. That is a lesson this kunoichi will not forget. A lesson someone will not let her forget. Hidan x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Hidan
You Can Never Go Home Again by Crystal Child reviews
Naruto was going to be gone for a week, so why did it take an entire year, instead? How different are the people he left behind? How different is he? Can he ever really go back to the place he called home and the people he called family NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,019 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 4,730 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dog Days by L.G. Lena reviews
When Sakura gives the ultimate sacrifice to end the war with Akatsuki and Orochimaru for good, something backfires and lands her in a rather dogged predicament. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Keeper by heka reviews
AU Updated: CHAPTER SIX IS HERE! After an outing to a haunted house, Riku Harada seems to have acquired a new, very bishie looking purple haired pet, which just complicates things to a whole new level. Dark x Riku.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,158 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Dark M., Riku H.
The Game of Mafia by EternallyDrowning reviews
Sakura is the niece of a Mafia boss. In order to protect her, her uncle -the boss- hires a bodyguard for her. Gaara. He's stoic, calm, and lethal, and Sakura wants nothing to do with him. Now she'll use every method in the book to ditch him. GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,209 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Tourniquet by LookOutShe'sGotAPen reviews
For what I have done there can be no forgiveness. But yet I still strive to earn the forgiveness of others- maybe by joining the Elrics in their quest for the Stone I will finally find mercy and forgiveness in the one place I never looked... myself. EdxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,125 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward E.
Say it Again by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU Slight OOC SasuSaku "I don't want to hurt you." My eyes widened, and I couldn't help but let my tears fall. He saw that I was crying, and he quickly pulled me into his arms. "Just let me go." I said to him. "No. I won't." And I wish he'd say it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Regression by GoldenGrimoire reviews
Sasori felt like he was hurtling backwards to where he'd started, and it was all that brat's fault. Sasori/Sakura, Lemon, Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Will You Tell Us a Story, Mommy? by C.Majalis reviews
*AU* Drawn into a mysterious book that Riku got for her birthday, the twins must adapt to the fantasy realm while trying to keep up a facade. However, lying to the handsome young Lord is much harder than either of them had anticipated! **DISCONTINUED**
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Dark M., Riku H.
In your world by katt1995 reviews
After a fight with Sasuke's sharringan she was pushed back in time well over a decade. And she didnt know what was worse. Loving a man she was destined to never be with. Or endangering her best frined's life, just by doing it.A tale of Star crossed lovers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Minato N., Sakura H.
Caught by thatreevesgirl reviews
Sakura has always been the object of Naruto’s desire, but what happens when Sakura catches him in the middle of a compromising situation in the woods? NaruSaku Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ritual by kunoichixakura reviews
.SakuHidan. What happens when Hidan decides to create a new ritual for Jashin? One that just happens to include one other person... mainly Sakura? .ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Silver Bullet by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura was only 5 when her parents were slaughtered before her very eyes by vampires.It was then that she was brought to the Organization,a secret society of vampire slayers.Now 17 and a full member she is paired up with the best and possibly worst partne
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,606 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm Not Flat Chested by queenofbitches reviews
Most men know well enough to stay away from Haruno Sakura and her infamous temper. Gaara, however, is not like most men. Well. You know what they say. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn'd. Gaara, unfortunately, is gonna learn this the hard way. Gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Breakaway by onyx-dreams reviews
Unappreciated and overlooked, Sakura leaves Konoha and discovers that a bedtime story, is not just a story. She discovers her inherited blood limit and must rise to face new challenges. [GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,815 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
hold me by smartalker reviews
Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Deals With the Devil by Corrupted Anthro reviews
Hidan x Sakura.. Sakura was just to curious for her own damn good. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
She's The Queen, She's My Queen by XiAoXiE-cHbL reviews
What happens when a more powerful weapon was born even before the tailed beasts were all captured? Sakucentric SakuxTeam7 SakuxAkatsuki and Sakuxmultiple and other pairings later on
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,325 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sakura H.
AMARANTH by Neko-Graphic reviews
How seriousely do you take your dreams? What about some one elses? How about when their dreams will change your life...for eternity. One-shot SasuSaku vampire fic. Blood, gore Karin bashing! Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dreams by wishing0star reviews
I'm a genius. -Dark. Dark? What are you up to now? -Daisuke. It won't kill you to have fun once in a while you know. and Dark smirked. rated T just to be safe.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Riku H., Dark M.
Their Passion by Black Karasu reviews
Sakura has always been a quiet girl. But, something deep inside her just burst out with colorful language, right in front of the loyal Jashin follower! Hidan and Sakura Rated: T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Healing the wounds by Lina-Neko reviews
Akatsuki kidnaps Haruno Sakura for her to become their medic. Will she be able to soften their hearts? A weird Hidasaku fic with humor. My first fic. More pairings later. Under Revision.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Experimentation by ABitOHoney reviews
Sakura is assigned a special mission involving researching Jinchuurikis and their Bijuus. Her test subject: Gaara of the Desert. While discovering the cause and effect of the Bijuu, she is led to an unintended discovery: her attraction to Gaara. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Drowning by Sayuri Hana reviews
Riku and Risa are kidnapped by Krad. When Daisuke has problems with transforming his dad gives him a ring that is supposed to help. When he finally meets Krad face to face he must chose: Riku or Risa... Riku/Dark Risa/Dai onesided Dai/Riku Dark/Risa
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Dark M., Riku H.
Choo be do wop by Yume Sunao reviews
Sakura is held hostage over 2 weeks by Akatsuki. It seems that she's realized how unmerciful and abnormal the immortal man was, not to say how sadistic but outstanding he was too. They are keeping something away from her. She cannot remember, though. HxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H.
A Love That's Bittersweet by kitsuneasika reviews
She doesn't know why she looks at it. DarkRiku. Oneshot. OLD STORY. Not proud of this.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
Invisible by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
On the way to Konoha Gaara thought he sensed something. When he arrives in Konoha and meets with the Hokage they are informed the mission Haruno Sakura was on was a failure and the entire squad was found dead, although one body was not found. [GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,624 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Stereotypes by Habit reviews
Sakura is being chased...words are exchanged. Sakura is being submissive? Never! This is pure lemoney goodness so unless you're of age to read smutt, pass on by.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Painless Fears by purple-witch93 reviews
Sakura is forced to go to the Akatsuki to save the people she cares for, and the person who is told to do it is Hidan. Sakura hates the man at first, although he was the one who usually 'babysat' her, she grows an emotion to him. Better story, HidaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sakura H., Hidan
Black and White by RegularL7Square reviews
Sakura has always been homeschooled. Now her mother is sending her to a boarding school. What will happen?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,134 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Changing Sands by everyday0203 reviews
just my imagination running wild on a scenario that could have happened but didn't after gaara was defeated by naruto...GaaraSakura of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,952 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
In The Company of A Vampire by Ever Lasting Night Life reviews
Summary: “The night is alive, like rich blood for us to share!” Dark never asked to become a vampire, someone who preys upon humans, yet what happens when he falls in love with one?
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
One Month To Find Love by aZnfantasygoddess reviews
Krad allowed Riku one month on earth find love. If she doesn't find a love in time, she'll have to go back and marry Krad. What happens when she if face to face with Krad's rival, Dark?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Dark M., Riku H.
A Trail in the White by drinktea reviews
A winter romance. DarkRiku. AU.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
Love is confusing by ThuAnhNgo reviews
Riku loves Daisuke, Daisuke loves Risa, Risa loves Dark, Dark loves Riku! Endless cycle. still can't decide on the pairing but i like rikudaisuke more. most of my friends might kill me for that. aww I'm confused too!lol rated M just in case
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,274 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Dark M., Riku H.
Sorry Risa by Lady Of The Twisted Kingdom reviews
Dark and Daisuke become separated when a spell is placed on them. Riku and Dark make a deal, a deal to get Risa jealous, a deal to get revenge. But Riku will soon learn that nothing is free.DarkRiku
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Riku H., Dark M.
Sympathy for the Devil by heka reviews
[AU oneshot][Dark x Riku][Edited] 'You must not become fascinated by the Devil. He seduces humans with a face more beautiful than an angel's and offers a pleasure beyond words. It is a corruption.' Lucifer deals with a teacher for the oddest subject ever.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
Tenshi no Bannin by Greece reviews
An angel falls from the sky, having a certain mission and asking help from Riku. Can she help to save her planet? Trying to, she understands darkness better. Beauty under Ugliness. Dark x Riku, R&R! CH 3 UP!
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Dark M., Riku H.
Home Before Dark by XSnow LeopardX reviews
AU DarkxRiku...probably. A twist of events leaves Dark Mousy needing someone's help, and Riku gets stuck with the responsibility. How does one help a phantom? What happens when he realizes he's gotten far more then he bargained for-what happens if it's too much? -Revamped and in progress!-
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Dark M., Riku H.
When It's Easier To Forget by Scatter Plot reviews
[In the process of being rewritten]Sometimes the deepest, darkest histories are best left forgotten. Dark remembers the greatest romantic tragedy ever written, but does Riku? [Dariku,COMPLETE]
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,512 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
Yes? by Heart's Door reviews
Ah, yes. Dark kneeling down before Riku . . . Obviously he's about to propose to her. . . Or is he? Oneshot.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Riku H., Dark M. - Complete
You Always Come Close, But You Never Come Easy by Scatter Plot reviews
Prequel to 'When It's Easier To Forget'. Is it so hard to believe in love at first sight? When Dark first saw Riku he thought she was just a child, but now she's a woman. What's a thief to do? AU Dariku [COMPLETE!]
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
Confusion by KDreams reviews
Riku gets caught in a love triangle between Risa, Daisuke, and herself. She loves Daisuke, but she knows Risa should be with him. Problem: Dark. He gets separated from Daisuke and now is causing trouble for everyone. RikuDark DaiRisa. Next chappy is weird
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Dark M., Riku H.
A Fine Line by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
GaaSaku, oneshot, For Gaara there is a fine line between obsession and love, and when he is confronted with Sakura's private pain he moves from one to the other before either he or she understand it, R just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete