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Author has written 4 stories for Saiyuki.

Welcome Strangers, you must be cold//Stay a while, the day grows old//Be not afraid, no dangers near//Just recall, we're all mad here.

Info on the continuation of A Saiyuki Christmas Carol

Unfortunatly my muse seems to have abandoned me at this time for this story and the holiday season has passed. For now it has been deleted but I will be continuing to try and work on it in order to repost it next year during the holiday season. I apologize for the inconvenience.

Hi peoples! I'm not really good a this kind of thing so i'll just tell you a little about myself, yes? Well, I'm seventeen and I am a Senior in my crappy high school. I like a ton of manga and anime but Saiyuki is my passion. But only the manga for them. I do not like the Saiyuki anime in the slightest. I have nothing against those of you that do but I just really dont. I am however in LOVE with the manga. I have all of them and am waiting for the next one impatiently.

Other anime or mangas I like are Ouran High School Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note, Claymore, Fruits Basket, Rurouni Kenshin, Wolf's Rain, and .hack. My favorite characters from each are, Hikaru and Kaoru and Tamaki from Ouran, Hawkeye from FMA, L and Ryuk from Death Note, Teresa from Claymore, Kakeru from Fruits Basket (He's only in the mangas.), Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin, Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, Toboe and Kiba from Wolf's Rain, and Balmung from .hack.

My least favorite characters are, Kyoya's dad and Tamaki's grandmother from Ouran, King Bradley from FMA, Light from Death Note, Ophelia from Claymore, Kimi from Fruits Basket (She's also only in the mangas.), No one from Rourouni Kenshin, Darcia from Wolf's Rain, and no one from .hack. In Saiyuki my least favorite character is Gyokumen Koushu. She's bitchy. I also REALLY don't like Ukoku much when he's hurting my boys...bastard.

Some shows I like are That 70s' Show, Heroes, Avatar the Last Airbender (Which I dont count as an anime.), Futurama, and Family Guy. My favorite characters from these are, Hyde and Fez from That 70s' Show, Hiro from Heroes, Zuko from Avatar, Bender and Zoidberg from Futurama, and the evil monkey from Family Guy.

My all time favorite show is Bones. It's the most awsome show ever!! My favorite character is Zack. He's a cutie. It made me so sad what happened to him. (If you dont know then watch the show.) My least fav character is...Booth's brother. I forget his name. But I just dont like him.

Other things about me? Well I love to write fanfiction, Saiyuki fanfiction is pretty much all though. I can never fully choose a favorite from Saiyuki. One day I'll think Sanzo but then I'll remamber how badass the others are and I'm like, "Oh, but I love them too!" so my favorite is all four of the guys...and Jeep. Jeep's awsome!

My muse, the guy who forces Saiyuki fanfic ideas into my mind, is Fred or Freddie if he's in trouble. He lives under my bed and if you want his description you'll have to read my first fic. Hehehehe. I used to write Inuyasha fics when I was in middle school but now I'm a Saiyuki girl and none of you will ever see one of those early Inuyasha fics. Your not missing much.

Another interesting fact is that I am writing a real book with my co-author/best friend. If your curious about it send me a message and I'll tell you what its about. I'm not going to write it all down here. But I will tell you my main characters name. Its Inaru. He's a white wolf demon and he's my baby. I love him as if he were real.

My best friends name is Elizabeth. She's the one writing my book with me. She gives a whole new meaning to the fraise, "With friends like this who needs enemies?" But she's like my sister. She was actually the one who introduced me to Saiyuki...I guess i owe her. Uh oh. Dont tell her that. I have a few other friends but none of them are as closae to me as her. She also has a slight God complex. And by slight I mean less than Light Yagami but more than what is healthy. For those who arent familiar with Death Note you wont get the reference. My friend Cory is her most loyal slave...no really. He calls himself that. He also brags about it to me. Though I always tell him that I really wouldnt want to be so pathetic. It keeps him happy. And anyone who is as much like a puppy as he is needs a master. Yeah...my friends are weird.

Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
When protection meant wearing a helmet?
When the worst thing you could get from boys were cooties?
Dads shoulders were the highest place on earth,
And mom was your hero?
Your worst enemies were your siblings,
Race issues were about who ran the fastest,
The only drug you knew was cough medicine,
Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut,
The only thing that hurt you was skinned knees
And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
And we couldn't wait to grow up.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans..

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

Number your 12 fave Saiyuki characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Goku

2. Jeep

3.Ukoku

4.Sanzo

5.Hazel

6.Kougaiji

7.Hakkai

8.Yaone

9. Gat

10.Dokugakuji

11.Gojyo

12.Koumyou

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Kougaiji/Gojyo)

No. But I'm sure there are some out there...ew.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sanzo? Yup pretty freaking hot... if you're into anime guys that is.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

You're asking me what would happen in Koumyou got Yaone pregnant? Well I'm sure everyone would be disturbed that Yaone got pregnant from a ghost...or zombie. Sanzo and Kougaiji would probably be most disturbed.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Well...none that are completely about Gat-san. Poor Gat.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jeep and Kougaiji? Uh...no.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

So... Hazel/Gat or Hazel/Dokugakuji? Uh...neither?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

So, what would happen if Hakkai walked in on Jeep and Koumyou having sex? That is too disturbing to even try and consider the answer. Also, first Yaone now Jeep! How many people is Koumyou banging?!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Ukoku/Dokugakuji...uh...ew.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Goku/Yaone? I dont think so.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hakkai/Koumyou. Hm... Oh! I got one! Sorry I Screwed Your Pet.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

If I wanted Sanzo to "de-flower" Goku? Uh...I wouldnt...ever.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dont know.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Maybe?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Jeep/Sanzo/Hazel? ...no.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

With how things are going? Probably, "Oh Koumyou!" LoL!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hm... Yaone? I dont know. I dont really feel as connected to Yaone as with other characters. So...Any Other World by Mika...just cause I love the song.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Goku/Kougaiji/Koumyou... Well I wouldnt write this but if I was on drugs and somehow did, I would put, BEWARE...KOUMYOU RETURNS TO BANG OTHER CHARACTERS AGAIN!! Seriously, how many people has he been with now? He gets a lot of action for a dead guy.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Dokugakuji to use on Jeep? Hm..."Cheeep?" Hehehe.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight ?

Gojyo would probably describe a relationship between Jeep and Yaone in two words, Fucked up.

20) How emo is Seven?

Well Hakkai does have his emo moments...alot. So...he's pretty emo.

Here are some of my all time favorite quotes.

"Even the devil may cry if he should look around Hell and realize he's there alone."-Acheron. (My all time favorite quote!)

"Last night I dremt that somebody loved me. No hope. No harm. Just another false alarm."- The Smiths

"Eat until you cant anymore. Play until you drop. Sleep the day away. Its okay to laugh, or yell, or cry...just live, live, live."-Son Goku

"I'm not the sun."-Konzen Douji

"Muichimotsu. If you meet Buddha kill him. If you meet the patriarchs kill them. Free of all. Bound by nothing. You live your life simply as it is."-Genjyo Sanzo

"Whatever it is, it's big and hard and purple...but then that wouldn't remind you of anything would it, priesty?"-Gojyo to Sanzo

"Yay! Alcohol!"-Goku

"Sanzos must taste awesome!"-Goku

"But I'm so hungry, I have rigor mortis!"-Goku

"Sanzo's all pissy, Hakkai's frickin' scary, an' I spent th' afternoon gettin' painted on!"-Goku to Gojyo

"Hell is rather anti-climactic."-Hakkai

"Having never been eaten, I wouldn't know."-Sanzo

"And give me my gun back. I don't want your idiocy getting all over it."-Sanzo to Gojyo

"There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods."-I dont know whose quote this is but doesnt it sort of remind you of Sanzo?

"All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allan Poe

"You'll never see the moments coming that will forever mutilate your life- at least not until after they've mowed you down."-Savitar. (Awsome guy from the Dark-Hunter book series. If you havent read them go read them NOW!)

"What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?"
"Ahh, you know, it's like pornography. You'll know when you see it."- Bones and Booth.

"She didn't give him a warning. She just shot him... with alcohol on her breath."
"It was her first shooting, you can't expect her to be perfect right out of the gate."-Booth and Goodman

"Yes, but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh, or was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh, or did he just lick his fingers after surgery?"-Bones

"I'm afraid Angela might quit."
"I'm amazed she stuck it out this long."
"Why?"
"Well, because she's human. I'm sorry, Bones, it's just that, you know sighs Angela didn't get the same training the rest of you got on planet Vulcan. "-Bones and Booth

"You can't have a gun."
"Why not?"
"Because you were charged with a felony."
"Write down that you were wrong to charge me."
"Oh, there's no space for that."-Bones and Booth

"I can't drive."
"You’re a genius who can’t drive?"
"If you know what I know about constructural design, you wouldn’t drive either."-Bones and Booth

"Using a refrigerator to hide a body...kinda perfect isn't it?"
"A good way to remove the victim without being detected. The rubber gaskets seal in the odor."
"Maybe the company should use that in their ads."-Hodgins, Zack and Angela

"Why don't we ever take my car?"
"Do you have bullet proof vests in the trunk?"
"No."
"That's why."-Bones and Booth

"I'm doing the fecal flotation right, now. pauses Wow, don't get to say that a lot."-Hodgins

"Don't you have to read him his rights before you strangle him?"-Bones to Booth

"I miss organic chemistry class. Those were good times."
"I miss my first microscope."
"Yeah and I miss normal people. Can we move on?"Bones, Zack and Booth

"I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado."-Hodgins

"A prodigy violinist dissapears and a month later his skull ends up bouncing off a garbage truck?"
"Obviously, we are looking for someone who really really hates classical music."-Cam and Booth

"I always liked Booth. Nicest guy to ever arrest me."-Max Brennan

"No signs of cannibalism. No bite marks-" " -No condiments."-Bones and Hodgins

"Is she serious?"
"As serious as a gas attack."
"(sighs)Heart attack, Bones. As serious as a heart attack."-Sherrif, Bones and Booth

" 'Contrariwise,' continued Twedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. Thats logic.' "-Alice in Wonderland

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."-?

"When the rich wage war it's the poor who die."-?

"Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject"-?

"If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating."-?

"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."-?

"Anything thrown hard enough should hurt."-?

"Its not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."-?

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."-? It's Sanzo again!

"This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."-?

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."-?

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."-?

"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."-?

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."-?

"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."-?

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."-?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience."-?

"Every fight is a food fight if your a cannibal."-Demitri Martin

"See, God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."-Robin Williams

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"-Woody Allen

"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."-Abraham Lincoln

"To find out a girls faults, praise her to her girl friends."-Benjamin Franklin

"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."-Friedrich Nietzsche

"When you become senile you wont know it."-Bill Cosby

Red Forman: Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.

Fez:You don't like me because I'm not from here.
Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. This is about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner!

Hyde:Guys, can we do something besides cruise? That's the third time tonight we've driven by that house.
Michael Kelso: I know what we could do. We could go skinny dipping.
everyone looks at him
Michael Kelso: Naked! That's the way God intended.
Jackie Burkhardt: No way.
Michael Kelso: Why not? It'd be fun.
Donna Pinciotti: Sure, it's fun for you guys, 'cause you can look at us, and that's a treat. But we just look at you. And that's nasty.
Eric: So, you don't want to do it?
Donna Pinciotti: Well... I don't care. I'll do it.
Eric: You... Okay, I'm in.
Fez: Naked is dirty.
singing
Fez: Dirty, dirty, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty.
All: Dirty, dirty, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty.
Jackie Burkhardt: the screen flips. Everyone is in the car, naked This was such a great idea, Michael. This was so much fun. Oh, wait, except for the part when our clothes got stolen, you idiot!
Steven Hyde: By the way, Fez, nice tattoo, man.
Fez: Thank you. It is the Blessed Virgin of Yorba Linda. Do you want to see her dance?
All: No!
Eric: Guys, we need a plan. I'm not driving up to the house with a car full of naked people. Red hates you guys when you're dressed.
Steven Hyde: We can go to my house.
Michael Kelso: Yeah, your mom's used of having naked guys around.
Steven Hyde: She's not even home, you moron!
Hyde punches Kelso on the shoulder

Fez:Eric, what do you want to call it when you want to stick two pieces of wood together?
Eric: I think you'd call it "nailing", Fez. Just like Kelso nailed Hyde's sister.
Steven Hyde: How long have you two been planning that line out?
Eric: For about as long as it took Kelso to nail your sister.

Michael Kelso: Look, Jackie, I don't really know how to say this but... I don't want your stupid stuffed animals in my van.
Jackie gasps and exits
Michael Kelso: No, wait, Jackie! I didn't say you're stupid. Just all the stuff you like!

Kitty Forman: I really doubt that she's jsut abandoning Stephen, I mean, she's his mother.
Eric: Mom, her exact words were "I know I'm your mother but I'm abandoning you."

Fez: Crack a book, you lazy son-of-a-bitch.

Red Forman: to Eric So, this is how an engaged high school dumbass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.
Steven Hyde: That was like, eight burns in one sentence.
Donna Pinciotti: An octo-burn.
applause
Donna Pinciotti: Let's get outta here!

Frank: I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers.
Kelso: You got both your legs, Frank.
Frank: Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam!

Donna Pinciotti: You have the van. We want to go home.
Michael Kelso: Na-ah! I can't leave Annette. I love her.
Eric: No, you don't.
Michael Kelso: I love parts of her.

Jackie Burkhardt: Steven, do I really disgust you?
Steven Hyde: No. I disgust me because I'm supposed to be disgusted by you but I'm not.
Jackie Burkhardt: Me too! I mean, I like how scruffy you are.
Steven Hyde: Of course you do.

Leo: to Kitty in church I love it here. You can sing as loud as you want. That dude wails away on the organ. That dude up there tells stories. It's almost a religious experience!

Leo: I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging there in the sky. Then it sent me a message, in big bright yellow letters. I told me I was gonna have a good year.
Steven Hyde: Leo, was this UFO at a football game?
Leo: Yeah, man! And the weird thing was, I was the only one freaking out about it!
Hyde, Fez, and Kelso start to laugh
Leo: Wait a minute. Good year? It was a terrible year, man!

Kitty Forman: after throwing away Kelso's electronic football game What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?
Kelso: Yes! And until now, everyone else had the good grace not to mention it!
shoves his head in his pillow, reminiscent of a five-year-old

Michael Kelso: I'm sorry. Look, I've been screwed by Darwinism... never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed.
Donna Pinciotti: Um, that's not how evolution works.
Michael Kelso: Yeah, sure it is. Look, say I had to catch my own food, right? But I only ate really fast animals? My feet would eventually evolve into rockets.
Steven Hyde: Man, it's amazing your brain doesn't evolve into pudding.

Steven hits Jackie's new boyfriend because he calls her a bitch
Jackie Burkhardt: Steven, what happened?
Steven Hyde: What? Nothing... just... somebody and then... the guy said 'bitch' and there's nothing.
Jackie Burkhardt: Oh, my God. He called me a bitch and you hit him. And that's what happened, isn't it?
Steven Hyde: ...No?
Jackie Burkhardt: Liar. I AM the bitch. And you LOVE me.

Jackie Burkhardt: Eric, no offense, I know she's your sister, but Laurie is such a whore.
Eric: Jackie, not since the "Smokey and the Bandit" debate, are you and I so on the same page.
Donna Pinciotti: Me too.
Steven Hyde: Hear hear.
Fez: Yes.
Jackie Burkhardt: Oh, my God. You all hate Laurie?
Everyone nods
Jackie Burkhardt: I don't believe this. You all hate Laurie, and love me.
Steven Hyde: ...We all hate Laurie, all right.

Donna and Kelso are hiding under a bed
Donna Pinciotti: Is that your hand on my ass?
Michael Kelso: It was an accident.
Donna Pinciotti: Kelso, your hand's still on my ass.
Michael Kelso: IT'S STILL AN ACCIDENT

Red Forman: What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
Eric: That it's offensive to the Devil?

Michael Kelso: Fez, the foundation of a good relationship is three little words: I don't know. What're you doing? I don't know. What're you thinking about? I don't know. Who's that under you? I don't know.

Michael Kelso: Guys, I was making out with Pam Macy in the orchestra pit. And... the worst thing that could happen to a guy happened.
Fez: Ohhhh. Mr. Cooper came in to wash the floors?
Michael Kelso: No.
Steven Hyde: Fez, I think what Kelso meant to say was... the rabbit wouldn't come out of his hat.
Eric: The weasel wouldn't pop out.
Michael Kelso: OK, ENOUGH.
Eric: Oh, wait. There's a lot of Amish people, but they never raised a barn.
Steven Hyde: That's a good one Forman.
Eric: I know, it just came to me.
Fez: Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants.
Michael Kelso: This can't be happening to me.
Fez: Oh, don't worry Kelso. I'm really sorry... SORRY YOU'RE NOT A MAN.

Eric: Kelso, I don't know if you should come over to dinner tonight.
Michael Kelso: Look, I know you think it's gonna be uncomfortable because I'm dating Laurie. But, look, Red loves Laurie, and Laurie loves me. Red has to like me. I mean, what kind of father doesn't love the guy who's nailing his daughter.

Kelso: Whatever. You know, none of this is as bad as Hyde not telling me. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make him tell me.
Donna: How are you gonna do that?
Michael Kelso: By outwitting him conversationally. What a fine game of cat and mouse it will be.
Eric: So what are you gonna say?
Michael Kelso: Oh, it'll come to me in the moment.
Donna: Don't you think you should plan it out a little?
Michael Kelso: Does an astronaut plan out his missions?
Fez: What happens in cat and mouse if the cat is retarded?
Michael Kelso: Oh, you just wait and see.

Michael Kelso: Hey guys, guess what I got?
Steven Hyde: VD?
Michael Kelso: No. A hundred bucks.
Eric: So money to treat your VD.

Red Forman: When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.

Red Forman: Every single Price Mart stock-boy will be trained in the Red Forman way.
Eric: Oh, you mean by undermining their self-esteem until they're too weak to fight back?

Red: Nothing around this house is cheap.
Eric: Except for Laurie.
Laurie Forman: I am not cheap!
Eric: Free, whatever.

Red Forman: What are you doing here?
Michael Kelso: The explanation is in the note.
Red Forman: reading the note Dear Red, we would like for you to give Michael thirty dollars for the game you threw out the window and broke. Signed, my parents.
Kitty laughs hysterically, and leaves the room
Red Forman: Well, you made her laugh, that's worth at least thirty bucks.
Gives Kelso the money

Michael Kelso: What does he have that I don't? I mean, I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.
Donna Pinciotti: That's two things you moron.
Michael Kelso: Nuh-uh, hot counts twice.

Red Forman: If the US government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say, "Thank You. And God Bless America."

"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?"-Steven Spielberg

"Heroism on comand, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsence that goes by the name of patriotism- how passionately I hate them."-Albert Einstein

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."-Albert Einstein

"Innocents is but a lack of common sence."-?

"The report of my death was an exaggeration."-Mark Twain

"Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advise to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it."-Somerset Maugham

"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paper work."-Peter De Vries

"A bookstore is the only proof we have that people are still thinking."-Jerry Seinfield

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."-Douglas Adams

"I am free of all predjudices. I hate everyone equally."-W.C.Fields

"I will not carry a gun... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" -Hawkeye

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mamals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel."-a line from a song. If you wanna hear it just search the discovery channel song.

" 'Why do you think when he's havin' his gay sex theres no babies being made?' 'He wears protection.' "- My best friend Elizabeth talking with this dumbass redneck dude in our fourth period class about her uncle who is bi-sexual. When she said this I really lost it and burst out laughing. Her uncle is completely awsome and, though I'm a Christian, I have nothing against gay people.

"Cause I'm under her wing, and your just off to the side, so when she flies you fall off."-My friend Cory talking to me about how he was taken under Elizabeths wing. Me and Elizabeths reactions were, "WHAT?!" and then to burst out laughing.

"When I was little I would pee on my family."-Cory when we were talking about stuff we did as a child. Me and Elizabeths reactions were to imediatly burst out laughing until we cried.

"There was a kid one time who was playing in a box, and his parents weren't watchin' him, and he took it into the middle of an interstate and got hit."-My drivers ed teacher. After he said this, sounding so serious, Elizabeth and me burst out laughing. We make fun of him for it all the time.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton

"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell

"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes f-ing ROCKS!!)

"So the secret to good self esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?" – Calvin & Hobbes

"Reality continues to ruin my life."-Calvin &Hobbes

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." -Calvin & Hobbes

"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words"- Calvin & Hobbes

"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" -C&H

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. "-C&H

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."-C&H

"Its no use! Everybody gets good enemies except me. "-C&H

"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?" -C&H

"As a math atheist, I should be excused from this. "-C&H

"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing."-C&H

"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"-C&H

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."-C&H

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." -C&H

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.

"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."-Calvin

"I'm a simple man, Hobbes."
"You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!"
"I'm a simple man with complex tastes."

"See Any UFOs?"
"Not yet."
"Well, keep your eyes open, they're bound to land here sometime."
"What will we do when they come?"
"See if we can sell mom and dad into slavery for a star cruiser"-C&H

"I'm not going to so my maths homework. Look at these unsolved problems. Here's a number in mortal combat with another. One of them is going to get subtracted. But why? What will be left of him? If I answered these, it would kill the suspense. It would resolve the conflict and turn intriguing possibilities into boring old facts."
"I never really thought about the literary possibilities of maths."
"I prefer to savour the mystery." -C&H

"Bad news Dad. Your polls are way down."
"My polls?"
"You rate especialy low among tigers and six year old white males." -Calvin and his dad.

H : "What do you think is the secret to happiness? Is it money, power or fame?"
C : "I'd choose money. If you have enough money, you can buy fame and power. That way you'r have it all and be really happy. Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess."
H : "I suppose thats one way to define it."
C : "The part I think I'd like best is crushing people who get in my way."

"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?"
"No, Calvin."
"CAN I RIDE MY TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?"
"No, Calvin."
"Then can I have a cookie?"
"No, Calvin."
"She's on to me."

"What state do you live in?"
"Denial." - Miss Wormwood & Calvin

"Dad, I'd like to have a little talk."
"Um...ok."
"As the wage earner here, its your responsibility to show some consumer confidence and start buying things that will get the economy going and create profits and employment. Here's a list of some big-ticket items I'd like for Christmas. I hope I can trust you to do whats right for our country."
"I've got to stop leaving the Wall Street Journal around." -Calvin and his dad.

"Too bad the world will be ending soon."
"Beg your pardon?"
"Halley's Comet. Comets are harbingers of doom."
"No they arent, thats just superstition."
"Really? Guess I'd better write that book report." -C&H

"Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isnt going out. He says its colder because the earth's orbit is taking us farther from the sun. He says winter will be here soon.
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?" -Calvin

"I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?"-Calvin

Hobbes : "It says here that by the age of 6, most children have seen a million muders on television."
Calvin : "I find that very disturbing...it means I've been watching all the wrong channels."

H : "What are you doing?"
C : "Being cool."
H : "You look more like you're bored."
C : "The world bores you when you're cool."

"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."-Calvin

"We are a fierce and dirty band of cut-throat pirates! Keep a sharp lookout matey, we dont want any sissy girls on our ship!"
"We dont like girls??"
"Of course not dummy, we're a murderous bunch of pirates, remember?"
"Who do we smooch then?" -Calvin and Hobbes

"There's a new girl in our class."
"Well, whats her name?"
"WHO KNOWS?"
"Is she nice?"
"WHO CARES? Not me!"
"Do you LIKE her?"
"NO!"-Calvin.

"A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. "-Calvin & Hobbes

"All right, I confess. I intend to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga then proceed to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out."-Capt. Jack Sparrow

Davey Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: thinks for a second Yep. I'm good with it.

Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!

Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look.
brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that!
Tia Dalma: releases the monkey from the cage
Gibbs: muttered No...
Speaking clearly
Gibbs: You've no idea how long it took us to catch that.
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair...

Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: immaturely You smell funny.

Marty: Marty picks up the cloth It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a drawing of a key.

Jack Sparrow: to cannibals Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
gets splashed by a wave
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

Gibbs: Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen... what do keys do?
Leech: Keys unlock... things?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So we're going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.

Will Turner: Jack, Elizabeth is in danger!
Jack Sparrow: Have you considered keeping more watchful eye on her? Maybe just lock her up somewhere.

Will Turner: That's the Flying Dutchman? It doesn't look like much.
Jack Sparrow: Neither do you. Do not underestimate.

Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt!

Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: well thats good cause If I wasn't, this'd probably never work.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
looks at Jack's sword
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: turns to Gibbs I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Murtogg:This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy
Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
MullroyYou've seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.
hands Jack a jar of dirt
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back.
Jack Sparrow: turns away, hugging jar to his chest No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told you

Jack Sparrow: Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow:
Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: from beside them Human hair.
pause
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Jack Sparrow: to Weatherby Swann: I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
to Commodore Norrington
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
backs up and trips over ledge

Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
Gibbs: Cotton, sir.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
pause
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Answer, man.
Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
Parrot squawk Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.'

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Elizabeth Swann: Pirate or not this man saved my life.
Norrington: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.

Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not probable.

Lt. Gillette:This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay.
Jack Sparrow: Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

Jack Sparrow: holds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
falls down stairs, holds up jar again
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: sing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Jack Sparrow: Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!

Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.

Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Will Turner: Be my guest.
Jack Sparrow: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
Norrington: ENOUGH!
Jack somersaults off roof, Norrington turns to Will
Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right!

Jack Sparrow: (to Elizabeth) Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

18. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.

smoked.
x consumed alcohol. (not much though)
x slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
x slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
kissed someone of the same sex.
had sex.
x had someone in your room other than family.
watched porn
bought porn.
tried drugs.

TOTAL: 4

x taken painkillers.
x taken someone else's prescription medicine.
x lied to your parents.
x lied to a friend.
snuck out of the house.
x done something illegal.(Does tresspassing count?)
x felt hurt.
x hurt someone.
x wished someone to die.
x seen someone die.(My Papa.)

TOTAL: 13

missed curfew.
stayed out all night.
eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
been to a therapist.
received a ticket.
been to rehab
dyed your hair.
x been in an accident.
been to a club.
x been to a bar

TOTAL: 15

been to a wild party
been to a Mardi Gras parade.
x drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
had a spring break in Florida.
sniffed anything
x wore black nail polish
x wore arm bands.
x wore t-shirts with band names.
x listened to rap. (When I was young.)
owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 20

x dressed gothic
dressed girly.
x dressed punk.
dressed grunge.
x stole something.
been too drunk to remember anything.
blacked out.
fainted.
had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 23

x had a crush on a friend.
been to a concert.
dry-humped someone
x been called a slut.
x called someone a slut.
installed speakers in your car.
broken a mirror.
x showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

TOTAL: 27

considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
x seen an R-rated movie in theater.
x cruised the mall.
skipped school.
had surgery.
x had an injury.
gone to court.
walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
caught something on fire.
x lied about your age.

TOTAL: 31

owned/rented an apartment/house.
broke the law in the police's presence
made out with someone who had a GF/BF (NO WAY D: thats just horrible! )
got in trouble with the police.
x talked to a stranger.
x hugged a stranger.
kissed a stranger.
rode in the car with a stranger
been harassed.

been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 33

met face-to-face with someone you met online.
x stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
x talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. (All the time.)
x watched TV for 5 hours straight.
x been to a fair.
been called a bad influence.
drank and drove.
x prank-called someone.
x laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
x cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 40

If You Have Less Than 10.. write I'm a Goody Goody
If You Have More Than 10.. write I'm still a goody goody
If You Have more Than 20..write I'm average
If You Have More Than 30..write I'm a bad kid
If You have more than 40..write I'm a very bad influence
If You Have more than 50..write I'm a horrible person
If You Have more than 60..write I should be in jail
If You Have more than 70..Write I should be dead

I'm not really into this "copy this to your profile" thing but i've found some that i really like. Here they are.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you think that gay people should have the same rights as a straight couple, copy this to your profile

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

This is about a little girl who was abused. When I read it I cried.

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!

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I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

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I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm an idependent rebel so I MUST be looking for attention.

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Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender.(AKA if you are a girl, write 2 boy's names)

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)sasukerules.org(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Gaara-Ino4ever(hmm... uhhhhhh i know... Hami from "Over the Hedge"), Hyperactive Hinata (too many to write),-ILoveLToDeath- (a sequel to Death Note...LIFE NOTE...I want L back, and other ideas) Holysinner5527 (I would have all my Saiyuki boys! Sanzo REALLY needs to exist.)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree with it.

And thats it I guess. I hope you enjoy my fics and please send reviews. But please no flames! They sear the soul with pain.

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The Precious Flower by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Goku finds a baby girl in a trashcan, he brings her back to Sanzo and the others. Sanzo reluctantly allows the child to stay with them. What happens when the group must travel to India with such a small child? Will she be a hinderance or an assest?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 150,037 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/12/2009
Heretic Memories by Waifine reviews
[Not yaoi.] Too long Goku's been fed scraps of lost remembrances. Now he has had enough, and decides to find out for himself the secrets of his life. But can he find a place for the ghosts of his past alongside the friends of his present? Can his friends? Can Genjo Sanzo?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,081 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 4/13/2009 - G. Sanzo, Goku S., Konzen D.
My Turn by Everlasting Wonders reviews
‘But when Hikaru begins to realise that he wants to try taking another step forward…When that happens, what should I do?’ Unfortunately, the time came faster than Kaoru had wanted and it is finally his turn to find that someone.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,242 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Kaoru H.
If They Never Met by Nina-Satine reviews
What if they all managed to avoid detention? And fate leads to them meeting Friday March 23, 1984 instead. Long Awaited Chapter 31 I'm sure many will be happy!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,324 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 1/20/2008
Ripples in the Pool by 2BBornot2BB reviews
It all started with Brennan's offer to Booth and Parker to use the pool in her building as her guests at any time, and along the way how she learns to be Booth's 'village'. But what's it going to take?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,503 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Saiyuki Transcendence by ari2266 reviews
Their worlds have collided, in passion, angerm danger and temptation - who are these 4 'girls? - Hakkai, Sanzo, Gojyo and Goku. WARNING - some chapters include coarse language coarse/mature/sexual references, nudity and lemons.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,815 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008
A New Curriculum by Peppertails51 reviews
Professor Dumbledore returns to Hogwarts with a new class in mind for the students. Draco can't help but notice how well Harry excels in this strange subject. HarryxDraco with slight HarryxRon but it's one sided.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,425 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Japanese Vacation by Alla-Aku2 reviews
A new program sends several Hogwarts students to Japan to learn more about the muggles they co-exist with. how will the Hogwarts students deal with the Host Club? Slash! as well as Het
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,140 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2008
BOOM! 2: The Ouran High School Hostess Club! by Xilex90 reviews
When Alex Bently, a young 16 year old from America is suddenly transfered to Ouran Acedemy, his life is changed as he is forced to join the elite Ouran Academies Hostess club, founded by the daughters of the original Host club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 52,639 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Tamaki S. - Complete
School Scandal by Peppertails51 reviews
Sequel to 'Close Quarters'. Drake and Josh have finally admitted to their true feelings and are now exploring the benefits. But can they keep their relationship a secret? Or is it too hot to hide. DrakexJosh.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
The Monk and The Angel by ari2266 reviews
I DO NOT OWN SAIYUKI! the OC Jivra is property of Jivra. This is the Prequal to 'A reason to live'. How did the two lost souls meet? What happened to make their parting so heartbreaking?
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Thinking of You by hitachiin-fangirl reviews
HikaKao. They're twins. It's not so surprising that they would catch each other ... well, pleasuring themself... Series of oneshots on that theme. Rated M, twincest, smuttiness, you've been warned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Raising Cain by Shivera reviews
Sequel to ST. Alice is nuts, Deans powers are growing, Dumbles is acting up, Scabbers had escaped and something is petrifying the students. Thank god there's a loony seer, a camera wielding fanboy and a very sensible young lady to help fight the good is
Crossover - Harry Potter & Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,113 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Draco M., Hakkai C. - Complete
Hazy Rain by waterrain reviews
AU Modern Sanzo. Sanzo, A senior in high school with a part time job and living in an apartment.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - G. Sanzo
Saiyuki: The Big Mixup by Gokurocks18 reviews
a what if storie that has are gang of boy's switching bodies with each other...Gojyo with Goku and Sanzo with Hakkai...this is my first storie so be nice...enjoy
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Goku is out on his own by Risan07 reviews
Goku never thinks before he acts; letting his stomach do the thinking for him. But what happens when this pisses of Sanzo, Hakkai and Gojyo into leaving him behind? Goku will learn the do's and don'ts about the real world while trying to find his friends.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009
Howl at The Moon by Kirorokat reviews
The Sanzo party meets a strange girl, strange in that she was raised by wolves. When her family is slaughtered demons hired by the villagers, will she be able to find peace wih the rowdy bunch, or fall head-long into despair?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
Nightmares and Chocolate by Damaged Ghost of an Angel reviews
A monkey awakes in the night, horrors still clinging to him like the hands of the dead. How do his companions deal with these nighttime horrors?
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Goku S. - Complete
Someone Is Waiting by Keidara reviews
The child of the group wishes his words could be heard.
Crossover - Saiyuki & Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Hakuryu
Moody by RogueWarrior869 reviews
For the 100 Moods community at LiveJournal. Claim: Saiyuki General Series. No yaoi or Male x Male pairings. There will be at least one KouYaone, Gonou x Kanaan and possibly even a Goku x Lirin.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Goku S., G. Sanzo
Remember me by Horizontal-Path
No matter how hard he looked, all he could see were just falling petals.. They kept on falling. One after the other. As if to remind him of the ephemeral nature of life.. “Kenren” “Mh?” “Do you remember?” ... "Actually, Anything's ok.." Just remember me.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Tenpou, Kenren - Complete
Permanent Lifeline by Kavery12 reviews
How long does permanent marker last, anyway?
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hakkai C. - Complete
Hazards of the Road by Kavery12 reviews
They fight demons, defend Scriptures and are absolutely badass. But can they change a tire?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hakuryu - Complete
Not Less of Love by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Harry finds out about Draco's new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it's not really up to him. Veela fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hiphopopotamus and the Rhymnocerous by Goddess Bless reviews
Zach and Hodgins get caught in an alley way by some thugs and need to think on their feet to get out with their wallets and their lives.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
The Accumulated Darkness by Tia Paes reviews
Goku's curious about Sanzo's childhood. One shot
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Pest Control by lawless523 reviews
Why the ikkou should avoid cheap motels. 100-word drabble.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S. - Complete
Observations by Penguin reviews
Auror Harry Potter is assigned a tedious task - surveillance of a house on the south coast, a suspected trafficking point. He is also assigned a new partner, and the choice does not please him at all - at first. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,381 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Lonely Heart by CBarbie92 reviews
Chelsea is a cop in L.A. who refuses to believe that she is lonely. Her world turns upside down when four strange guys fall into her lap and she is forced to help them get home. But when the time comes to send them back, will her heart let her do it?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,620 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Attack by Temari 88 reviews
- "If you hadn’t been so stupid as to attack us, none of this would have happened…if you hadn’t almost killed him, you wouldn’t have had to die. But you did and this is the end you deserve." - *unusual POV*
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Goku S. - Complete
Lines in the Sand by Cheshiremask reviews
Quiet contemplation, a questioning spirit, serenety in all things. These are important tenants of Buddhism.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Komyou S.
Brokeback Mountain by lawless523 reviews
Hakkai may have overestimated Jeep's capabilities. Genfic, not slashy, despite the title. One-shot 100 word drabble.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Hakkai C., G. Sanzo - Complete
At Hir Mercy by lawless523
Sometimes Sanzo feels like Kanzeon is just playing with him. One-shot 100 word drabble.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - G. Sanzo, Kanzeon B.
Liar, Liar by RogueWarrior869 reviews
For the 30 Lies community at LiveJournal. These are all humor and non yaoi/MxM. After all, not all lies have to be bad. 1. Konzen can't even lie to himself about the chimp.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Goku S.
Birdsong by D. M. Evans reviews
His world was so very small
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Goku S. - Complete
Who is My Neighbor? by lawless523 reviews
Gojyo's rescue of a dying Gonou told through the lens of the parable of the Good Samaritan. One-shot, complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Puddles are Evil by Pixieblade reviews
Gonou and Gojyo meet at the orphanage; everything has a beginning.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Personal Hero by lawless523 reviews
Goku finds a way to remember Gat. One-shot, 100 word drabble, complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Goku S., Gat N. - Complete
Strange Return by Shivera reviews
Sequel to AVLP,. Hakkai, Sanzo, Goku and Gojyo, or Harry, Indigo, Neville and Ron are on their way to Hogwarts! Poor Hogwarts, poor Dumbledore, you really weren't prepared for these boys... Let the mayhem commence! Now Beta Read!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,482 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., G. Sanzo - Complete
Smile for the Camera by Fictatious reviews
Reactive Attachment Disorder. From being emotionally neglected at a crucial stage of infant mental development. The result being a child and later adult who's world ended at the epidermis. In their own minds, they are emotionally self-sufficient.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Untitled by kathrynnnx reviews
Poem about the Lord of the Flies.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Crimson Vines by Yuko6754 reviews
He thought he was dead. Gojyo really thought that Hakkai had died right then and there. Rated for Gojyo's bad mouth. Gojyo/Hakkai friendship or Gojyo/Hakkai shounen-ai. Can be seen as either. Spoilers for Reload manga chapter 31 and 32
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watching from Above by MikariStar reviews
A collection of Saiyuki short stories, mostly humor. Includes Saiyuki, Reload and Gaiden stories.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,254 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/14/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Twisted Like A Knife by Pixieblade reviews
Wondering about Hakkai's limiters and where he got them. Internal Hakkai dialogue.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hakkai C. - Complete
Calling by throat-lump reviews
Can take place just abut anywhere in the anime series. Comments are loved!
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Tea by TheCoffeeFox reviews
This is just a random drabble.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hakkai C.
Unintended Consequences by Pixieblade reviews
A little Gaiden sweetness. Drabble. Enjoy!
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Konzen D., Goku S. - Complete
Ni Jianyi vs Happy Bunny by Kirity-Kitty reviews
We all know Ni Jianyi is insane and obsessed with bunnies, but...crazy doesn't even begin to cover this. One-shot. Crackish. I think that's it...Originally a one-shot, but I said WTHeck! Hiatus
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Nii J./Ukoku S.
A Single Gift by Selvanic reviews
Hakkai tries to think of something to give to Gojyo. Rated for alcohol and tobacco use.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Gifts of Magi by TheCoffeeFox reviews
A Short poem. Gojyo and Hakkai centric.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Lifelines by Damaged Ghost of an Angel reviews
Hakkai contemplates his life
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hakkai C.
The Silver Thread by alienchrist reviews
Drabble. Koumyou reflects on his adorable little apprentice, and the ties that must soon be broken between them.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Komyou S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Epiphany by Cheshiremask reviews
Sometimes, Eureka moments can be both inconvenient and comforting. Rated T for some bad language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Gojyo S. - Complete
A Blasphemer's Sun by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Because even a blasphemer has a sun and he basks in its rays. Implied Goku/Sanzo
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
A Strange Christmas by Damaged Ghost of an Angel reviews
Hakkai and Gojyo celebrate Christmas.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
A Bug in His Side by IdrianWatzon reviews
Goku just doesn't know how to shut up.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Soup by TheCoffeeFox reviews
Hakkai is sick and Gojyo brings him soup. Some mild swearing by Gojyo.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Eruditely Helpless by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
A set of drabble one-shots where Zack is presented with social situations that he involuntarily fails in. But he tries, oh he tries, and maybe that's why what he says or does backfires so bad...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Zach A. - Complete
Ash Heap Millionaire by Acey Dearest
He makes his first mistake with Ren. A psychic's look on death, disease, and the worth of souls in the sight of devils. Kyouya/Tsukiko, one-sided Kyouya/Ren. Spoilers for volume three.
Diabolo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Buddhist Virtues by lawless523 reviews
So what kind of a Buddhist is Genjyo Sanzo? Cho Hakkai knows. One-shot, complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Hakkai C., G. Sanzo - Complete
Heads Up by amai-kaminari reviews
Hakkai finds something unusual at a yard sale. Gojyo & Hakkai with mentions of Sanzo.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Just Some Random Saiyuki by Anjolique reviews
Sex with vanilla, surprises gone wrong, the boredom of smoking and much more. Oneshots of Saiyuki stories updated randomly. Enjoy.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
Move Over by lawless523 reviews
As time goes on, there's increasingly less room in Jeep in which to store items that are necessary for the ikkou's journey to the West, fraying already touchy tempers. One-shot drabble, complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Hakkai C., G. Sanzo - Complete
Obon Sickness by Portrait of a Scribe reviews
He must've been delirious, because he just couldn't possibly be seeing his long-dead master sitting at his bedside. -Sanzo has a bout of the flu, and Goku tends to him while Obon takes place.- Mangaverse, no pairings. PG-13 for a few dropped f-bombs.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2009 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
5 moments by RogueWarrior869 reviews
For the 5 senses community at LiveJournal.I requested Sanzo and Goku. Second list. No pairings or Shounenai. 1.Memory. 2.Thought. 3.Love. 4.Movement. 5.Laughter. It's finally completed.XD.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
SON GOKU: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I don't own Goku. Kazuya Minekura does. I don't own the Owner's guide Idea either. That's...I don't know who :D
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Goku S. - Complete
Peace by skysedge reviews
“Hello Kouryuu.” He gave a little wave and smiled the benevolent smile normally worn by gods. “How are things?”.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2009 - G. Sanzo, Komyou S. - Complete
Normal by Tiro reviews
Is this what you could call a normal life? A day in the life of Sanzo-ikkou. Post-journey, non-yaoi.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Gojyo's Lullaby by demonic blood shed666
Gojyo sings a lullaby to his mother in his early childhood. His thoughts on his abuse, his life, his love for his mom and himself. oneshot, tis not a happy story
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Gojyo S. - Complete
Kindergarten, SAIYUKI style! by Gabriel Nichole reviews
At one point all you Saiyuki fans must have wondered...what would the boys and girls of Saiyuki be like if they went to KINDERGARTEN?Well,here's MY answer![SLIGHT SanzoxGoku,GojyoxHakkai,remember they are in kindergarten!And a little KenrenxTenpou][FLUFFY
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 10/4/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S.
Thunder by RogueWarrior869 reviews
Chibi Goku has a bad dream and goes to see Sanzo. Takes place two weeks after he's freed and non yaoi.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Goku S., G. Sanzo
A Very Long Prologue by Shivera reviews
Voldie tried a ritual to summon demons, but got it wrong. The result is 4 souls taking over the bodies of 4 unborn wizards. Harry Potter, Neville Longbottem, Ron Weasly and Draco Malfoy? Er, no. Try Cho Hakkai, Son Goku, Sha Gojyo and Genjyo Sanzo
Crossover - Harry Potter & Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., G. Sanzo - Complete
Calming by Cheshiremask reviews
The funniest things can be calming. A word, a gesture...or even just the knowledge that there's someone there. Rated T for allusions to violence and a swear word.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Situation by CBarbie92 reviews
Gojyo never found himself in a situation. Why? Because sex was not a situation.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Gojyo S. - Complete
A Bedtime Story by inmemoryoftheMasterRapper reviews
Another nightmare by our favorite little monkey...
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Autumn Gold by Rphoenix reviews
Tenpou and Kenren are soldiers together again, long before their incarnation as Hakkai and Gojyo.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Kenren, Tenpou - Complete
Earth Mother's Embrace by Portrait of a Scribe reviews
Because really, being buried in a mudslide was kind of like being in his mother's embrace. -Son Goku has an encounter with two entities, and reaches an understanding before he comes out a better man.- During manga series, rated PG for one F-bomb.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Salt of the Earth by Portrait of a Scribe reviews
The birth of Seiten Taisei Son Goku. Vignette, oneshot, pre-series, no pairings, rated G.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Goku S. - Complete
Nickname by brkstrtrcr reviews
Labels aren't nearly as important as the bonds that they imply.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Three Times Sanzo Meant I'm Sorry by thymer reviews
Three Times Sanzo Meant "I'm Sorry" And One Time He Said It
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Childhood Glimpses by TheCoffeeFox reviews
Just a small peek at what growing up might have been like for Hakkai,Gojyo,Goku,and Sanzo. Warning: Small amount of child abuse.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Bothers by Deinde reviews
Goyjo reflects on his relationship with Goku and Dokugakuji. NOT SLASH! For 39.Falling.Grace
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Gojyo S., Goku S. - Complete
The Siege by TheCoffeeFox reviews
The boys are waiting out an attack. Pure Crack.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Sometimes by Mandolina Lightrobber reviews
In his dreams, there is an Other. Introspective. /Sanzo, Konzen/
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - G. Sanzo, Konzen D. - Complete
In the Dictionary by eternalsailorsolarwind reviews
Written for the prompt: degenerate. Goku hears a word, and comes to Hakkai to find out what it means. Comedy ensues.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Goku S., Hakkai C.
Underpants Gnomes by Montik reviews
And Kagome thought they were just a figment of her imagination...
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
They Grow So Fast by hyperdude reviews
He is more than five hundred years compressed down to eighteen, adult years shoved into a child body and he doesn’t remember most of it. And he is growing up. Goku-centric.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
The Monkey and The Maiden by ari2266 reviews
FOR HOLYSINNER: I do NOT own Saiyuki unfortunately . This wa sa request from WAY back, by my good mate, Holysinner -who requested a GokuXOC fic... well - this is for you! :D :D
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Goku S. - Complete
Waking and Dreaming by Tora II reviews
Sanzo shot the man a heavy glare that he reserved for perverts and people who interrupted his paper work." Now a twoshot bit of fluff starring Sanzo and Goku. Pre-series Reviews are much appreciated.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Ichimotsu by Mariphasa Hecatene reviews
A birthday present for Son Goku, in which I tried to give him the one thing I thought he'd want most. K rated. Contains epic glompage.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Did I Miss Anything? by Mariphasa Hecatene reviews
A light what-if in which Gojyo almost misses the Journey West. No smut, no gore, some peril/drama; gently implied Hakkai/Gojyo love; rated K-plus for rude language.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
The Beginning of the End by Tora II reviews
“Do you know why a Sanzo priest wears his sutra on his shoulders?” His tone was casual and he felt detached from everything but the last lesson he would impart upon the boy who was his son in all things but blood." Twoshot T for blood and violence
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Komyou S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Children of the river by SonYukiGoku'sSister reviews
New chapter yes but default chapter for votes and opinions. I would like to know what you think, so please read...
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008
Meetings by Blossomwitch reviews
Many lives were lived in between the deaths of Kenren and Tenpou and the lives of Gojyo and Hakkai. There are things you know and people you remember even when you don't know why you know them or what it is you remember. Shortfic, non yaoi.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Kenren, Tenpou, Hakkai C., Gojyo S.
Seven Steps to Heaven by WhiteCotton reviews
SS/HP Severus should have died in the Shack and gone on to a relaxing death in hell - or heaven. However, while he managed the first, he fell short at the second. Now he's stuck in the land of the living, invisible to all but one: Harry Potter. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,374 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Kaeru by Ms. Zeal reviews
COMPLETE! Non yaoi. While captured in yet another assassination attempt, Goku and Hakkai accidentally switch bodies.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,490 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Our First Dance by ari2266 reviews
Lady is a tough as nails bar maid,GOjyo and Hakai have stopped in for a late night drink. What will happen to the woman with the icy glare? Will her heart finally be warmed?
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Light Bringer by ari2266 reviews
A request from the most Awesome - Judamacaby! This is for you! A mystery youkai woman is accosted, a familiar man comes to her rescue - what will transpire along their journey?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Hakkai Smiled by ari2266 reviews
Goku saw something beautiful that morning... Just a small drabble - Requested from Myurra-Kitty :D
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sanzo! by Stirling Phoenix reviews
It's that one special time of the year for the famous Priest Sanzo! It's up to Goku, Gojyo, and Hakkai to make sure that his day is as special as can be, that is, if Sanzo allows it of course! Be aware that the boys use bad language on a regular basis .
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
I wish that I was far away by Mjus reviews
On their jorney west Sanzo&co stops in a village where Sanzo is mistaken for the witch hunting the forest. But when they suddenly meet the witch in person, they're in for the ride of their lives... or deaths. COMPLETE
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 6/13/2007 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Sweet Dreams by ice-angel90 reviews
Friendly mysterious demon shows up and has interest in Goku. He suddenly finds himself trapped in a dream world. Will he ever escape?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Goku S.
Circle Of Attention by Latreia reviews
The Sanzo party have been travelling for days. Tired, hot and hungry, temper's have become short and an arguement causes an accident to happen. Finding themselves lost in the middle of nowhere they find an old theatre whose appearance is not what it seems
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - G. Sanzo, Hakkai C.
Jericho Road by AmanitaMuscaria reviews
Harry discovers Snape survived Nagini's attack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
the morning after by incandescens reviews
Hakkai never needs to shout. But sometimes Gojou wishes he would.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Voice by titangirl161 reviews
one shot Sanzos' thoughts on Goku's voice, which his mind still hears all the time.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Hakkai's Birthday surprise by SonYukiGoku'sSister reviews
The title says it all. This time
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Hakkai C., Goku S. - Complete
The Batting Cage by jremme reviews
Hodgins takes Zach to do a 'guy' activity at the ballpark, and of course, runs into problems. I mean, come on, it's Zach! Just a little one-shot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
Hazel and Gat by Dancing Feather reviews
In this classic story of Hansel and Gretel: Sanzo is still angry, Hakkai is still questionable, and the witch is more naked than desired. :Oneshot of crack. One forth of your daily requirement!:
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Gat N., Hazel G. - Complete
Imperfect Circles by mylilchickadee reviews
/formerly "Ashes to Dust"/ Eighteen years after the fall of the Diabolo, the players in that tragedy have been reincarnated, living ordinary lives. But how long will that last?
Diabolo - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,099 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/19/2006
It's the Great Pumpkin, Genjo Sanzo! by Dancing Feather reviews
Join Sanzo and Hazel as they attempt to find the great pumpkin. Will Gojyo get laid? Will Goku eat pie? Will Jeep ever get mentioned? Will Gat stop rotting? Will Hakkai get a manicure? Read to find out! Or not, Sanzo would prefer you didn't.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Safe in the Arms of Love by lechymonk reviews
Koumyou Sanzo hears a voice while he's out on his daily walk. Koumyou Sanzo centric story. Not yaoi and no pairings.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Komyou S. - Complete
Question 1: You Encounter a Woman at the Mall by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Do you follow her back to take a survey?
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Goku S., Gojyo S. - Complete
The Art of Living by D. M. Evans reviews
Everyone around him is hurting and Gojyo hates it.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Gojyo S., Goku S. - Complete
It Had To Happen by Jaffa-Cake-Queen reviews
It had to happen ... the Saiyuki gang finally discover the yaoi they have been starring in.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
YouTube! by xdarkangel001x reviews
Sanzo gojyo hakkai and goku fnd youtube and all the fangirl videos...what will they make of it!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Beyond Furious by Astrolabe reviews
Konzen’s focus was trained on one goal; reaching the door at the end of the hall and venting his rage on those inside. A Saiyuki Gaiden one-shot, featuring Konzen, Kenren, Tenpou & Goku.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Konzen D. - Complete
Justice for All by GreyLiliy reviews
AU Crossover with Justice League. Genjo Sanzo makes Lex Luthor look like a wimp. And who would dare challange Secretary Hakkai? Superman. That's who.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/26/2008 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Anniversary by eternalsailorsolarwind reviews
On a very specific anniversary in Hakkai's life, Gojyo deals with it as best he can. No pairings.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
The Secret of the Fan by Nbr8GotItMemorized reviews
So...just WHERE does that fan of Sanzo's come from, anyway? rated T only because of one or two swear words, just to be safe
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Just for Laughs by katie mase reviews
When Zack and Hodgins get inspired, that can only mean trouble. Humorous one shots about all the trouble Zack and Hodgins get in to. New Chapter: Rocket Ship. AN for latest chapter is a bit spoilery.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Zach A., J. Hodgins
Innocent Questions by eternalsailorsolarwind reviews
Written in response to a prompt on the of all places LiveJournal community bleach contest: harlot. Goku asks a question that isn't quite as innocent as he thought it was.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Goku S. - Complete
That's What Big Brothers Are For by D. M. Evans reviews
Kenren has a new role to fulfill
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Kenren, Goku S. - Complete
A blond, brunette, redhead, and a monkey? by lowfat-jellydoughnut reviews
A bunch of blond jokes altered to fit our dysfunctional and rather crass heros.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Wishing for an Intervention by D. M. Evans reviews
Goku hates when they smoke
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Goku S. - Complete
Innocent Mistake by D. M. Evans reviews
Kenren learns exhaustion and gun safety don’t mix Saiyuki Gaiden
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kenren, Goku S. - Complete
Opening the Shutters by D. M. Evans reviews
Kanzeon remembers
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kanzeon B. - Complete
Dude, that's my car by Ron Weasley reviews
Hakuryu's a jeep, a freaking jeep. Goku wants a fridge, Sanzo's apprehensive and Gojyo just doesn't trust Hakkai.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Hakuryu - Complete
Goku's Ladybird by Gabriel Nichole reviews
-Nursery Rhyme Series- Ladybird, Ladybird, Fly away home, Your house is on fire, Your children all gone, All but one, And her name is Ann, And she crept under, The warming pan. This is the rhyme that describes Son Goku's life perfectly.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Late by cass-clari reviews
Bones is away from the lab and Dr Addy is in charge. Except he's running a bit late...
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
Poker? I barely even know her! by lechymonk reviews
A few weeks after Cho Gonou wakes up, Gojyo decides to play poker to pass the time. However, Gojyo just may have met his match in Gonou!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Courtroom Drama by Stopthepress28 reviews
Completely Re-Edited. A social worker impedes the Sanzo Party's progress when she tries to get Goku legally taken away from Sanzo on claims of abuse. Which are perfectly accurate, of course.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Cool whip by Envious Lacerations reviews
Gojyo and Goku decide to play a prank on Sanzo. I do not own Saiyuki.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Moonlight on Water by D. M. Evans reviews
Goujun feels the ghosts of his past
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Kanzeon B. - Complete
Edited By by nimblnymph reviews
Freedom of expressive speech isn't something you miss until it's gone. How the four guys deal with having their language censored.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,866 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Touch by windwhisprer reviews
.:Drabble series, no paring:. Touch is something that every human needs to survive. Why is something so simple so difficult to understand?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Hands by Miranda Crystal-Bearer reviews
The hands reveal much of the person they belong to. A short piece on the hands of the Sanzo-ikkou.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Fears by Ms. Zeal reviews
COMPLETE! Non yaoi. Goku becomes separated from the group when an assassin attacks while they are in the mountains. Being lost and alone in the snow causes some old fears to resurface. Will Sanzo be able to find the saru before the assassin does?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Finding Hakuryu by lechymonk reviews
Just how did Hakkai find Hakuryu? A notsoteenytinystory! All of the guys are here but there are no pairings in this story.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hakkai C., Hakuryu - Complete
Christmas in Quarantine by Mistystream Sootfur's Loyalty reviews
A Zach centric oneshot set during 'Man in the Fallout Shelter'. Zach's family fly out to D.C. to visit him and chaos and hilarity are a definite. My take on what converation they had with Zach through the glass and what happened afterward. Some OC.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
Puzzles by missingkitsune reviews
little piece of fluff. soon after sanzo finds goku and before they meet gojyo and hakkai.what to do on a lazy day. i don't own them so they are likely to be OOC
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/16/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Reservations by Shin-no-Nekochan reviews
Saucy comments fly and spice things up as one misunderstanding leads to another over the simple matter of dinner. [Pre Journey, Smoke Signals, Mild Language]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S. - Complete
The Birth of the Sun by windwhisprer reviews
[oneshot] Everything has a beginning.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Camera Explosions by Miranda Crystal-Bearer reviews
Anyway, so I got this camera, 'cause I thought it might be fun.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Goku S. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blurbs From The West by nimblnymph reviews
These are all short little pieces. Whatever comes to mind pretty much. ENJOY! Drabble 12 is ready!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006
Breathing Smoke on Clear Nights by Lacuna Miyamoto reviews
Sanzo relays an old lesson taught to him to an ailing Hakkai. A touching moment between Sanzo and Hakkai. Nothing romainic. Short one shot. I wrote this in about 20 minutes. Rated for bad languge. I hope you enjoy! PLEASE READ THE THING and review! begs
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hakkai C., G. Sanzo - Complete
Driving Lesson by redrider6612 reviews
Hodgins has decided Zach ought to learn to drive. Just a fun little one shot.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
The Power of a Name by D. M. Evans reviews
If only he could tell Konzen how important the gift he gave him was note, this is Gaiden fic
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Goku S., Konzen D. - Complete
You Can Drive My Car by Mistystream Sootfur's Loyalty reviews
Ever wonder why Zach never drives a car? lets just say it involves a family reunion, a flaming table, a nearly fatal accident to Grandpa Roy, and no designated drivers left... Hmm. Oneshot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Zach A. - Complete
Monkey See, Monkey Do by D. M. Evans reviews
Goku tries to walk in Sanzo’s footsteps, or at least as he sees them.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Goku's Firsts by Languish-Dreams reviews
A series of one shots about Goku's experiences on Heaven and Earth the first time around. Some fluff, some humor, still NO pairings.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,547 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005
Math Problems by D. M. Evans reviews
Hakkai finally succeeds in teaching Goku math
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Goku S., Hakkai C. - Complete
The first night by poisonliz reviews
The first night that Goku stayed with Sanzo. How will he deal with being alone in a scary dark room? How will he eat if he doesn't remember ever eating before? Oneshot Please go easy on me this is my second fanfic ever
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
First time by poisonliz reviews
Goku decides it's about time he has a drink of wine. What will he do? How will the group deal with an emotional monkey? Oneshot I suck at summaries This is my first ever fanfic so go easy on me
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Goku S. - Complete
Potassium Prank Problem by squint-squad reviews
Hodgins and Zach sure love to make things explode!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - J. Hodgins, Zach A. - Complete
The JellO Story by Tex-chan reviews
Often, it’s the quiet, uneventful times that try a person’s sanity the most. Sanzo and Gojyo discover this is doubly true when JellO is involved.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/2/2007 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S. - Complete
Funny Man by zelda49 reviews
[CBPC June] Zack wants to fit in when it comes to joke telling at the lab. Can Booth help him do it?
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Zach A., S. Booth - Complete
Not Gay by Lover of Angelus reviews
Booth and Bones have a talk. Booth's sexuality is called into question. Dialogue only. Slash.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Lacking in Manners by Veszelyite reviews
A Saiyuki Reload fic. Humor. Illustrating why Hazel and Hakkai should not be allowed to go anywhere near each other without a chaperone.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Screwed by I Know Your Name reviews
Strange new town, strange new rules, and the guys are institutionalized for a multitude of mental disorders. Are they hopelessly screwed up and over? NO SHOUNENAI OR YAOI.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C.
For a Mother's Love by D. M. Evans reviews
Gojyo remembers
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Gojyo S. - Complete
Preposition by mylilchickadee reviews
/young RaixRen/ Where was it they first fell in love? It was in the schoolyard.
Diabolo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
What to Do When You Die by Mistystream Sootfur's Loyalty reviews
Zach's family, mainly his mother's, reaction to the news broadcast of his death. Set at the end of 'Man in the Cell.' Some OC. Rated for violent themes. Oneshot.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Zach A. - Complete
The Popular One by Sokasato reviews
Just what has Goku gotten himself into? Sanzo, Hakkai, and Gojyo decide to find out after they overhear one of the monkey's dreams. This is my attempt at humor. Not really any pairing. Enjoy!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2007 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S., Goku S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Stress Relief by wickedshenanigans reviews
Riding in a car with the pressure of a case on their heads, the squints and Booth deal with stress in their own unique ways. Includes a scene stolen from The Princess Bride for CBPC March.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
Chibi Sins by I Know Your Name reviews
6 months after Sanzo rescues Goku from the mountain, he goes on a mission, leaving him at a monastery for 2 weeks. When Goku becomes too much for the monks to handle, their methods of discipline become extreme...NOT YAOI OR SHOUNENAICOMPLETE!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Class by Crystal Remnant reviews
Always remember...Pinky up! [R&R]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Nightmare by D-chan reviews
strong language :: There is only so much of Sanzo one can accept.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Cheesecake by Sense of Life reviews
Picture a basket full of carrot cake, and in the middle of those treats is a single piece of cheesecake. I hate carrot cake. So I picked the cheesecake. A Oneshot Fluffie.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
The Talk by RogueWarrior869 reviews
After over hearing a couple of monks, Goku goes to ask Sanzo the infamous question.Just a short drabble oneshot thats all. Frankly this probably could have been better. Prejourney, Practically chibi Goku.:p.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Just Another Day? by Eyes of Shinigami reviews
There is something that Sanzo is forgetting, but he can’t quite figure out what. On top of that, everyone seems to be trying extra hard to get on his nerves. What is it about today that’s pissing him off so much! Nonyaoi. A Sanzo birthday fic.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
A Saiyuki Parody by Mala Suerte reviews
Why are Hakkai, Goyjo, and Sanzo fighting? Why does Goku have a stomachache? And what's up with the cookie!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Stay with Me 'Til Morning by Lucilla Darkate reviews
In a once upon a time world, white magic would triumph over black, good would carry the day, evil would be vanquished, the valiant would stand and be true, and always, always, true love would end with a happily ever after.[Based on Sleeping Beauty].Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Incarnation by Madhumalati reviews
Crossover with Inuyasha. Sesshoumaru and Goku in a small room.....run! Crackfic. Read and review.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Lateral Thinking by Eyes of Shinigami reviews
Goku shows his companions a thing or two in the most unconventional way.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Goku cooks! by demonoftheblackflames reviews
Gojyo has a hangover...Hakkai is sick...Sanzo is just plain lazy...and Goku is...COOKING! Enjoy...not sure what to put for the rating...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Goku S. - Complete
99 Orange Paper Planes by Someone Really Special reviews
Insanity off of the lyrics of 99 Luftballoons by Nena. Humorous Saiyuki style song! Poetry only in the sense that you can't hear the music.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
A Dog's Life by GreyLiliy reviews
Sanzo has kicked the bucket, but that just won't do! A certain Merciful Goddess has given Sanzo a second chance at life, but what's the catch?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,814 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Mean People by nimblnymph reviews
Koumyou Sanzo's POV... just a little story, nothing big. But it's super cute!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Blondes Have More Fun by Tirya King reviews
[Non Yaoi] He was chosen not because he was the strongest, or the smartest, or even because he was loved by the gods. Yet this task was his and his alone all the same. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be the most attractive one... One shot
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Why I Cannot Quit Smoking by Terra3 reviews
To Sanzo and Gojyo, smoking is more than just a bad habit.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2006 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S. - Complete
Are we there yet? Seriously by Cho Koume reviews
Just a little fun and chaos taking place in the back seet of jeep on a boring day. We've all had days like this don't try to deny it.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Christmas Time with the Saiyuki Gang by The Fellow Marauder reviews
Dedicated to GuardianSaiyan. While travelling to a neighboring village, the four members of the group decide to celebrate Christmas at the inn they stay at the for night. Rated for slight language. R&R!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
The Lost UruSai by PinkLemonade reviews
Here's food for thought: If the Sanzo group could not go by jeep, and could not go by air, and could not go by train, and could not go by boat, and could not eat in the rain on a train with a fox in a box, how WOULD they get West? GEN. G. ONESHOT.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Matters Of The Stomach by nimblnymph reviews
They FINALLY get into India and stop for food. And Goku finds a food he DOESN'T like!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Of Buddhists and Christmas by nimblnymph reviews
Just a cute little fic. Mostly Sanzo and Goku. Anyway...it's the type where you'll go AWWW! for a bout five minutes. Enjoy!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Eternal Sunshine by nimblnymph reviews
Goku's POV from when Sanzo found him. It's cute and a little sad, but mostly cute! Poor little Goku!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Holy Paycheck! by chaosbfly reviews
What's your performance bonus like when you work for the Gods? Come on, you know Sanzo and the guys weren't doing all that work for free...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Wings by Acey Dearest reviews
On his way back from school one day he found a butterfly lying on the ground, one fragile wing ripped slightly at an edge, just enough to keep it where it was. Mildly unsettling look at Rai. Oneshot.
Diabolo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
Rechargeable by Terra3 reviews
Both Sanzo and Goku know at the start of the journey west that, if killed, Goku wouldn't stay dead. Here is the story of how Sanzo and Goku found that out. Nonslash. Rating for Saiyukitypical language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Buddha Nature by Terra3 reviews
A strange question posed with the intent to ridicule Goku causes both Goku and Sanzo to reconsider whether Goku has the potential to be better than he is now. Nonslash, nonexplicit nonsexual nudity, and typical Saiyuki language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/6/2005 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Radio by paris1601 reviews
The guys attempt to listen to Jiipu's radio. Oneshot.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
Deferral by Acey Dearest reviews
They have been over it a million times, poring over memories and verses... oneshot.
Diabolo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Complete
Blinded By The Sun by Tirya King reviews
[not yaoi] Sanzo is frightened by the absolute devotion shown to him by Goku. Doesn't the stupid monkey realize just who and what his universe revolves around?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
The Beauty of Drowning by Kuroya reviews
The sky was falling, and he wasn't even afraid. Rai centric, Rai x Ren. One shot.
Diabolo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
A Meeting by ShadowKat-Shidobukatsu reviews
A little white dragon, dieing on the side of the road. Who else would find him but one Cho Hakkai. My version of how Hakkai and Hakuryuu met. One Shot
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
DICTIONARY by Destiny852 reviews
[Gaiden story] Goku finds a book in Ten-chan's library. Lots of GokuKonzen fluff, even though he doesn't show up anywhere in the story...(One-shot.)
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete
Goku and the wallpaper incident by yaminokaitou reviews
What happens when Goku decides to "re-decorate" Konzen's room? You got it, chaos. Read on to see more. Gaiden, one shot (sorry guys!)
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Complete
Broke by Error 404-chan reviews
A stupid and pointless story. Hope it makes you laugh, though. COMPLETED
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sounds of Silence by Shamera reviews
Dark!fic. DH. Harry has heard waves of sound all his life, but those sounds have never reached him. And he will do anything to break the silence in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sunset Scriptures and Fired Gold by addictedtomarbles reviews
one-shot fluff involving Goku and Sanzo pre-journey. Sanzo returns from another search to find himself in the role of comforter but he's no good at the comfort thing
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Complete
They Ask Me by O'Ylia reviews
Unexpected update Questions posed to the Sanzoikkou, their answers and their actual replies.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Complete
Child's Mantra by D-chan reviews
mild angst, somewhat sappy :: It rains. Kids play. Sanzo remembers an old children's song and watches a strange scene unfold on the temple grounds...
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2003 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
It by bluejay reviews
A short piece set in that time when Goku met the yellow bird. With a slight POV twist.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Complete
a little gift by vermillian reviews
One short fic*** Eight years ago, before journey to the west was started, there was the first meeting between Sanzo and Goku. The boy accidentally knew Sanzo’s birthday. What would he do for his guardian? Please read and review. **Complete**
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Complete
Discussion by vermillian reviews
One short fic*** 'What will be happen if Sanzou bathe in the thousandth youkai's blood' Our 3 youkais had a discussion on this topic. **Complete**.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2002 - G. Sanzo - Complete
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Daddy Sanzo reviews
Sanzo never wanted anything to protect and he's happy to say that he doesn't have any. That all changes when Goku, Gojyo, and Hakkai are transformed into 1-year-olds. Will our fav priest be able to get them back to normal? Read and find out!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009
Chibi Days reviews
Just some short chappies about the boys before the journey West. Starts when Sanzo finds Goku. Pretty cute. Non-yaoi. Rated T for language.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,301 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Goku S., G. Sanzo
Between Now And Then reviews
Between the lives of Kenren and Tenpou and Gojyo and Hakkai there is a meeting of their souls. Gaiden references. Non-yaoi.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kenren, Tenpou - Complete
What Happens When One Has Too Much Free Time reviews
What would happen if an authors muse forced a story into her head about what would happen if the Saiyuki boys were in high school? Read and find out! First fic. Be gentle. I fixed chapter four!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
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