Author has written 4 stories for Saiyuki.
Welcome Strangers, you must be cold//Stay a while, the day grows old//Be not afraid, no dangers near//Just recall, we're all mad here.
Info on the continuation of A Saiyuki Christmas Carol
Unfortunatly my muse seems to have abandoned me at this time for this story and the holiday season has passed. For now it has been deleted but I will be continuing to try and work on it in order to repost it next year during the holiday season. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Hi peoples! I'm not really good a this kind of thing so i'll just tell you a little about myself, yes? Well, I'm seventeen and I am a Senior in my crappy high school. I like a ton of manga and anime but Saiyuki is my passion. But only the manga for them. I do not like the Saiyuki anime in the slightest. I have nothing against those of you that do but I just really dont. I am however in LOVE with the manga. I have all of them and am waiting for the next one impatiently.
Other anime or mangas I like are Ouran High School Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note, Claymore, Fruits Basket, Rurouni Kenshin, Wolf's Rain, and .hack. My favorite characters from each are, Hikaru and Kaoru and Tamaki from Ouran, Hawkeye from FMA, L and Ryuk from Death Note, Teresa from Claymore, Kakeru from Fruits Basket (He's only in the mangas.), Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin, Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, Toboe and Kiba from Wolf's Rain, and Balmung from .hack.
My least favorite characters are, Kyoya's dad and Tamaki's grandmother from Ouran, King Bradley from FMA, Light from Death Note, Ophelia from Claymore, Kimi from Fruits Basket (She's also only in the mangas.), No one from Rourouni Kenshin, Darcia from Wolf's Rain, and no one from .hack. In Saiyuki my least favorite character is Gyokumen Koushu. She's bitchy. I also REALLY don't like Ukoku much when he's hurting my boys...bastard.
Some shows I like are That 70s' Show, Heroes, Avatar the Last Airbender (Which I dont count as an anime.), Futurama, and Family Guy. My favorite characters from these are, Hyde and Fez from That 70s' Show, Hiro from Heroes, Zuko from Avatar, Bender and Zoidberg from Futurama, and the evil monkey from Family Guy.
My all time favorite show is Bones. It's the most awsome show ever!! My favorite character is Zack. He's a cutie. It made me so sad what happened to him. (If you dont know then watch the show.) My least fav character is...Booth's brother. I forget his name. But I just dont like him.
Other things about me? Well I love to write fanfiction, Saiyuki fanfiction is pretty much all though. I can never fully choose a favorite from Saiyuki. One day I'll think Sanzo but then I'll remamber how badass the others are and I'm like, "Oh, but I love them too!" so my favorite is all four of the guys...and Jeep. Jeep's awsome!
My muse, the guy who forces Saiyuki fanfic ideas into my mind, is Fred or Freddie if he's in trouble. He lives under my bed and if you want his description you'll have to read my first fic. Hehehehe. I used to write Inuyasha fics when I was in middle school but now I'm a Saiyuki girl and none of you will ever see one of those early Inuyasha fics. Your not missing much.
Another interesting fact is that I am writing a real book with my co-author/best friend. If your curious about it send me a message and I'll tell you what its about. I'm not going to write it all down here. But I will tell you my main characters name. Its Inaru. He's a white wolf demon and he's my baby. I love him as if he were real.
My best friends name is Elizabeth. She's the one writing my book with me. She gives a whole new meaning to the fraise, "With friends like this who needs enemies?" But she's like my sister. She was actually the one who introduced me to Saiyuki...I guess i owe her. Uh oh. Dont tell her that. I have a few other friends but none of them are as closae to me as her. She also has a slight God complex. And by slight I mean less than Light Yagami but more than what is healthy. For those who arent familiar with Death Note you wont get the reference. My friend Cory is her most loyal slave...no really. He calls himself that. He also brags about it to me. Though I always tell him that I really wouldnt want to be so pathetic. It keeps him happy. And anyone who is as much like a puppy as he is needs a master. Yeah...my friends are weird.
Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
Number your 12 fave Saiyuki characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Kougaiji/Gojyo)
No. But I'm sure there are some out there...ew.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sanzo? Yup pretty freaking hot... if you're into anime guys that is.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
You're asking me what would happen in Koumyou got Yaone pregnant? Well I'm sure everyone would be disturbed that Yaone got pregnant from a ghost...or zombie. Sanzo and Kougaiji would probably be most disturbed.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Well...none that are completely about Gat-san. Poor Gat.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jeep and Kougaiji? Uh...no.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
So... Hazel/Gat or Hazel/Dokugakuji? Uh...neither?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
So, what would happen if Hakkai walked in on Jeep and Koumyou having sex? That is too disturbing to even try and consider the answer. Also, first Yaone now Jeep! How many people is Koumyou banging?!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Goku/Yaone? I dont think so.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Hakkai/Koumyou. Hm... Oh! I got one! Sorry I Screwed Your Pet.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
If I wanted Sanzo to "de-flower" Goku? Uh...I wouldnt...ever.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I dont know.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
With how things are going? Probably, "Oh Koumyou!" LoL!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hm... Yaone? I dont know. I dont really feel as connected to Yaone as with other characters. So...Any Other World by Mika...just cause I love the song.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Goku/Kougaiji/Koumyou... Well I wouldnt write this but if I was on drugs and somehow did, I would put, BEWARE...KOUMYOU RETURNS TO BANG OTHER CHARACTERS AGAIN!! Seriously, how many people has he been with now? He gets a lot of action for a dead guy.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Dokugakuji to use on Jeep? Hm..."Cheeep?" Hehehe.
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight ?
Gojyo would probably describe a relationship between Jeep and Yaone in two words, Fucked up.
20) How emo is Seven?
Well Hakkai does have his emo moments...alot. So...he's pretty emo.
Here are some of my all time favorite quotes.
"Even the devil may cry if he should look around Hell and realize he's there alone."-Acheron. (My all time favorite quote!)
"Last night I dremt that somebody loved me. No hope. No harm. Just another false alarm."- The Smiths
"Eat until you cant anymore. Play until you drop. Sleep the day away. Its okay to laugh, or yell, or cry...just live, live, live."-Son Goku
"I'm not the sun."-Konzen Douji
"Muichimotsu. If you meet Buddha kill him. If you meet the patriarchs kill them. Free of all. Bound by nothing. You live your life simply as it is."-Genjyo Sanzo
"Whatever it is, it's big and hard and purple...but then that wouldn't remind you of anything would it, priesty?"-Gojyo to Sanzo
"Sanzos must taste awesome!"-Goku
"But I'm so hungry, I have rigor mortis!"-Goku
"Sanzo's all pissy, Hakkai's frickin' scary, an' I spent th' afternoon gettin' painted on!"-Goku to Gojyo
"Hell is rather anti-climactic."-Hakkai
"Having never been eaten, I wouldn't know."-Sanzo
"And give me my gun back. I don't want your idiocy getting all over it."-Sanzo to Gojyo
"There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods."-I dont know whose quote this is but doesnt it sort of remind you of Sanzo?
"All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allan Poe
"You'll never see the moments coming that will forever mutilate your life- at least not until after they've mowed you down."-Savitar. (Awsome guy from the Dark-Hunter book series. If you havent read them go read them NOW!)
"What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at?"
"She didn't give him a warning. She just shot him... with alcohol on her breath."
"Yes, but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh, or was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh, or did he just lick his fingers after surgery?"-Bones
"I'm afraid Angela might quit."
"You can't have a gun."
"I can't drive."
"Using a refrigerator to hide a body...kinda perfect isn't it?"
"Why don't we ever take my car?"
"I'm doing the fecal flotation right, now. pauses Wow, don't get to say that a lot."-Hodgins
"Don't you have to read him his rights before you strangle him?"-Bones to Booth
"I miss organic chemistry class. Those were good times."
"I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado."-Hodgins
"A prodigy violinist dissapears and a month later his skull ends up bouncing off a garbage truck?"
"I always liked Booth. Nicest guy to ever arrest me."-Max Brennan
"No signs of cannibalism. No bite marks-" " -No condiments."-Bones and Hodgins
"Is she serious?"
" 'Contrariwise,' continued Twedledee, 'if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. Thats logic.' "-Alice in Wonderland
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."-?
"When the rich wage war it's the poor who die."-?
"Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject"-?
"If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating."-?
"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."-?
"Anything thrown hard enough should hurt."-?
"Its not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."-?
"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."-? It's Sanzo again!
"This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."-?
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."-?
"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."-?
"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."-?
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."-?
"Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue."-?
"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."-?
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience."-?
"Every fight is a food fight if your a cannibal."-Demitri Martin
"See, God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."-Robin Williams
"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"-Woody Allen
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."-Abraham Lincoln
"To find out a girls faults, praise her to her girl friends."-Benjamin Franklin
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."-Friedrich Nietzsche
"When you become senile you wont know it."-Bill Cosby
Red Forman: Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.
Fez:You don't like me because I'm not from here.
Hyde:Guys, can we do something besides cruise? That's the third time tonight we've driven by that house.
Fez:Eric, what do you want to call it when you want to stick two pieces of wood together?
Michael Kelso: Look, Jackie, I don't really know how to say this but... I don't want your stupid stuffed animals in my van.
Kitty Forman: I really doubt that she's jsut abandoning Stephen, I mean, she's his mother.
Fez: Crack a book, you lazy son-of-a-bitch.
Red Forman: to Eric So, this is how an engaged high school dumbass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges.
Frank: I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers.
Donna Pinciotti: You have the van. We want to go home.
Jackie Burkhardt: Steven, do I really disgust you?
Leo: to Kitty in church I love it here. You can sing as loud as you want. That dude wails away on the organ. That dude up there tells stories. It's almost a religious experience!
Leo: I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging there in the sky. Then it sent me a message, in big bright yellow letters. I told me I was gonna have a good year.
Kitty Forman: after throwing away Kelso's electronic football game What is wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head?
Michael Kelso: I'm sorry. Look, I've been screwed by Darwinism... never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed.
Steven hits Jackie's new boyfriend because he calls her a bitch
Jackie Burkhardt: Eric, no offense, I know she's your sister, but Laurie is such a whore.
Donna and Kelso are hiding under a bed
Red Forman: What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
Michael Kelso: Fez, the foundation of a good relationship is three little words: I don't know. What're you doing? I don't know. What're you thinking about? I don't know. Who's that under you? I don't know.
Michael Kelso: Guys, I was making out with Pam Macy in the orchestra pit. And... the worst thing that could happen to a guy happened.
Eric: Kelso, I don't know if you should come over to dinner tonight.
Kelso: Whatever. You know, none of this is as bad as Hyde not telling me. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make him tell me.
Michael Kelso: Hey guys, guess what I got?
Red Forman: When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.
Red Forman: Every single Price Mart stock-boy will be trained in the Red Forman way.
Red: Nothing around this house is cheap.
Red Forman: What are you doing here?
Michael Kelso: What does he have that I don't? I mean, I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.
Red Forman: If the US government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say, "Thank You. And God Bless America."
"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?"-Steven Spielberg
"Heroism on comand, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsence that goes by the name of patriotism- how passionately I hate them."-Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."-Albert Einstein
"Innocents is but a lack of common sence."-?
"The report of my death was an exaggeration."-Mark Twain
"Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advise to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it."-Somerset Maugham
"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paper work."-Peter De Vries
"A bookstore is the only proof we have that people are still thinking."-Jerry Seinfield
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."-Douglas Adams
"I am free of all predjudices. I hate everyone equally."-W.C.Fields
"I will not carry a gun... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" -Hawkeye
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mamals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel."-a line from a song. If you wanna hear it just search the discovery channel song.
" 'Why do you think when he's havin' his gay sex theres no babies being made?' 'He wears protection.' "- My best friend Elizabeth talking with this dumbass redneck dude in our fourth period class about her uncle who is bi-sexual. When she said this I really lost it and burst out laughing. Her uncle is completely awsome and, though I'm a Christian, I have nothing against gay people.
"Cause I'm under her wing, and your just off to the side, so when she flies you fall off."-My friend Cory talking to me about how he was taken under Elizabeths wing. Me and Elizabeths reactions were, "WHAT?!" and then to burst out laughing.
"When I was little I would pee on my family."-Cory when we were talking about stuff we did as a child. Me and Elizabeths reactions were to imediatly burst out laughing until we cried.
"There was a kid one time who was playing in a box, and his parents weren't watchin' him, and he took it into the middle of an interstate and got hit."-My drivers ed teacher. After he said this, sounding so serious, Elizabeth and me burst out laughing. We make fun of him for it all the time.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown
"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton
"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell
"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes f-ing ROCKS!!)
"So the secret to good self esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?" – Calvin & Hobbes
"Reality continues to ruin my life."-Calvin &Hobbes
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." -Calvin & Hobbes
"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words"- Calvin & Hobbes
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!" -C&H
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. "-C&H
"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."-C&H
"Its no use! Everybody gets good enemies except me. "-C&H
"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?" -C&H
"As a math atheist, I should be excused from this. "-C&H
"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing."-C&H
"I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!"-C&H
"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."-C&H
"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."-Calvin
"I'm a simple man, Hobbes."
"See Any UFOs?"
"I'm not going to so my maths homework. Look at these unsolved problems. Here's a number in mortal combat with another. One of them is going to get subtracted. But why? What will be left of him? If I answered these, it would kill the suspense. It would resolve the conflict and turn intriguing possibilities into boring old facts."
"Bad news Dad. Your polls are way down."
H : "What do you think is the secret to happiness? Is it money, power or fame?"
"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?"
"What state do you live in?"
"Dad, I'd like to have a little talk."
"Too bad the world will be ending soon."
"Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isnt going out. He says its colder because the earth's orbit is taking us farther from the sun. He says winter will be here soon.
"I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?"-Calvin
Hobbes : "It says here that by the age of 6, most children have seen a million muders on television."
H : "What are you doing?"
"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."-Calvin
"We are a fierce and dirty band of cut-throat pirates! Keep a sharp lookout matey, we dont want any sissy girls on our ship!"
"There's a new girl in our class."
"A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. "-Calvin & Hobbes
"All right, I confess. I intend to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga then proceed to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out."-Capt. Jack Sparrow
Davey Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!
Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
Marty: Marty picks up the cloth It's a key!
Jack Sparrow: to cannibals Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
Gibbs: Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen... what do keys do?
Will Turner: Jack, Elizabeth is in danger!
Will Turner: That's the Flying Dutchman? It doesn't look like much.
Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt!
Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Murtogg:This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Jack Sparrow: Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Jack Sparrow: to Weatherby Swann: I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!
Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You, sailor.
Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Elizabeth Swann: Pirate or not this man saved my life.
Barbossa: It's not possible!
Lt. Gillette:This ship cannot be crewed by two men. You'll never make it out of the bay.
Jack Sparrow: holds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
Jack Sparrow: Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!
Pintel: You know you can't read.
Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Jack Sparrow: (to Elizabeth) Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright
18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
11. Sing along at the Opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”
16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
18. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.
x taken painkillers.
been to a wild party
x dressed gothic
x had a crush on a friend.
considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
owned/rented an apartment/house.
been verbally harassed.
met face-to-face with someone you met online.
If You Have Less Than 10.. write I'm a Goody Goody
I'm not really into this "copy this to your profile" thing but i've found some that i really like. Here they are.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you think that gay people should have the same rights as a straight couple, copy this to your profile
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cry's
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
This is about a little girl who was abused. When I read it I cried.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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The ones below that are in italics are for me.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I' a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
I'm an idependent rebel so I MUST be looking for attention.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!
These are some hilarious comebacks to any lines a guy might try on you.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite gender.(AKA if you are a girl, write 2 boy's names)
NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)sasukerules.org(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Gaara-Ino4ever(hmm... uhhhhhh i know... Hami from "Over the Hedge"), Hyperactive Hinata (too many to write),-ILoveLToDeath- (a sequel to Death Note...LIFE NOTE...I want L back, and other ideas) Holysinner5527 (I would have all my Saiyuki boys! Sanzo REALLY needs to exist.)
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
Repost this if you agree with it.
And thats it I guess. I hope you enjoy my fics and please send reviews. But please no flames! They sear the soul with pain.
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