Thalia Weaver
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Joined 02-27-02, id: 177201
Author has written 42 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Bible, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter.
Thalia Weaver. Er, fanficcery. God, I haven't updated this in a long time. I'm probably going to go through this and delete the crap at some point. ...er, at some point.

Fifteen, Orthodox Jewish, lover of poetry and also I kinda like slash. I love long, rambly, descriptive prose. As you might be able to tell. Favorite authors: Sylvia Plath, Yehuda Amichai, Dorothy Parker, Oscar Hijuelos, Orson Scott Card, Ray Bradbury, and Robert Lowell. Oh, and J.R.R. Tolkien. Yeah.

Right, that's about it.

"Praise from the praiseworthy is above all rewards." -LotR.

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Footprints by LadyRhiyana reviews
[COMPLETED] Set after book 5. Draco faces 6th year without his father's support, but standing alone in Slytherin is by no means easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,560 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Drinking Songs by Rhi reviews
A challenge from Thalia Weaver. Just another night for Pippin Took and Merry Brandybuck at the Green Dragon. Lots of drinking songs and...bosoms? What?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2004
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
Scars by Soappuppy reviews
Sometimes scars tell more than you'd like to admit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2003
Swordmaiden by Jen Littlebottom reviews
In which Éowyn is more than she seems. Ever since Eorl, the Rohirrim have sworn to aid and protect their allies, the people of Gondor. It all depends on your definition of 'aid and protect'. Weird, somewhat AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir
Queen by Joan Milligan reviews
The forgotten tale of a forgotten woman. AU and odd.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/1/2003
The Thrush Who Saved Laketown by Jen Littlebottom reviews
The story of the death of Smaug - from a different perspective. Written for the HASA New Members Challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Bilbo B.
A Soldier's Lot by GreyLadyBast reviews
Remember that Southron soldier who fell dead at Sam's feet in TTT, after the oliphaunt sighting? Ever wonder who he was? Updated to repair minor canon flaws. Author's Note added.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 3/7/2002
The Legend of the Sun and Moon by Deborah Judge reviews
A Teleri folktale about Tilion and Arien.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Arien, Tilion - Complete
The Flame in the Ashes by EldarWannabe reviews
"2933-Arathorn the second slain. Gilraen takes Aragorn to Imladris. Elrond receives him as foster-son and gives him the name Estel (hope)..." Thus begins the life of Aragorn, heir of Isildur, last hope of the Dundain. This is his story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Aragorn
Siren by Woman of the Dunedain reviews
A short story featuring the second greatest of the Valar and commander of the oceans, Ulmo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Complete
Over Oceans and Under Skies by Pocky King Windy reviews
Slash: Ulmo x Manwë - Ulmo is unsure of certain feelings regarding Manwë, and Varda gives him a helping hand.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002
Spirits of Fire by Staggering Wood-Elf reviews
(Silm-fic) A young Fëanor celebrates his birthday with family and friends. Fluffy-type story featuring Indis, Fingolfin, Finarfin, Mahtan, Nerdanel and the ever-ignored Finwë.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/29/2002
The Fantastic Saga of SNAOL! by Pennhothwen reviews
By permission of Camilla Sandman, creator of OFUM. Collaborative effort of many SNAOL members: the Sisterhood of Not-As-Obvious Lusters. Come along with us as we drool over Lust Objects and try in vain to avoid the minis! ***NOTE: Membership is CLOSED.***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
Socks? by Weaver reviews
Dumbledore, Harry, and the Mirror of Erised; a drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2002
The Hall of Healing by Arabella Thorne reviews
A slightly AU tale:What if Elrond decided not to wait out the War of the Ring from Imladris, but decided to join the War of the Ring incognito as the healer Dolengil? And offers his services to a beleagured Aragorn. Dedicated to my daughter Jo!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Elrond, Aragorn
I finally settle the "Great Hair Debate"! by The Evil Old Woman reviews
Tolkien scholars have spend enough time arguing about Legolas' hair color - so I present the only possible answer! (A parody of Tolkien scholarship that contains actual research. Hopefully funny; at least canon and proofread.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2002
Queen of the Darkness by faerietale reviews
Darkfic. Ungoliant wants what Melkor promised her, and will take it by force if necessary.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/19/2002
Of A Hasty Ent by Derwydd reviews
A tale of Quickbeam. Not as I originally intended, but since I had to make deadlines at school for this assignment, I had to bend a few things. I'm improving it soon. Enjoy, I got a good mark.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2002
Healing by jenelin reviews
Éowyn walks with Faramir. Just a tiny splash of romance in a short and bittersweet story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Stir reviews
After a long summer in half-darkness, Ron and Hermione spend an afternoon in the sunlight. (Mild RHr, post-fith year)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004
cain&abel reviews
cain and abel, younger, see a bird.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2004
And So He Ran reviews
Jonah never married. His face grew thin and sallowand his bones juttted..."
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2004
Be At Peace reviews
Boromir dies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004
Horizons reviews
A vignette about death on the high seas...sort of.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Lady Of Ithilien reviews
Even now there are no caged birds in Ithilien--save one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2003
Eowyn Is Dead reviews
Vaguely stream-of-consciousness. Eowyn at the Pelennor Fields.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2003
The Medallion reviews
A moody, angsty piece--Will, age ten, receives the medallion his father sent for him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/11/2003
The Blade of Captain Sparrow reviews
The indomitable Sparrow receives a gold-filigreed gift from his straight-laced protege. Much mayhem ensues. Jack/Will, Elizabeth/Anamaria
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
Rum reviews
Something that started as a drabble and grew. A character sketch on Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2003
Entling reviews
This is a story using some neglected- and beautiful- parts of the canon. The child of a strange union must fulfill her destiny and make a terrible choice. (Erg. I stink at summaries...)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 5/10/2002
Pirates: The Lost Glamorous Figures of Our Time reviews
A book?" Gibbs laughed, a raucous sound that could just as well have been crying. It echoed too loudly in the near-deserted bar. "A book...well now, I'm sure Jack would've been 'appy t'know that someone wanted t'immort'lize 'im on paper..."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2003
The Black Pearl Sails reviews
A drabble, on the subject of that seaworthiest of ships.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/3/2003
The Good Old Days reviews
A pirate reminisces on happenings past.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2003
The Birthing reviews
'That darkest hour rang with shrieks of agony. The pains had begun while the sun had still been high; now the stars shone pale and cold far above, and beneath the roof of the hovel, the child had not yet come.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2003
Random LotR Haiku reviews
These are my character haikus. I don't expect anyone to read this but if they do- review! I might continue! Heh.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 3/25/2002
The Sordid Affair Of The Urple Muffins reviews
This is in response to the insanely hard PPC board challenge. Umm...it's very insane and random. And somewhat funny. I think.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2003
I Wait reviews
On the shore of Valinor, Celebrian waits for her husband...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Elrond
Miriam's Lament reviews
The thoughts of Miriam as she watches Moses float down the river.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003
My Father, My King reviews
Eomer after the War of the Ring, from the viewpoint of his sons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
A Pillar Of Salt reviews
A short poem inspired by the story of the wife of Lot, Abraham's nephew, who got turned into a pillar of salt.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/5/2003
The Morning Of The Eorlingas reviews
The host of Rohan rides to victory at Helm's Deep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/4/2003
There And Back Again? reviews
A girl wakes up in pre-LotR Rohan, and settles into life in Edoras; hopefully NOT a Mary-Sue, but let the canon be your guide. *bows to Tolkien*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 10/17/2002
Tears of Gold reviews
In response to the PPC board challenge. The Ring has been destroyed, and an anointing rain falls, cleansing the earth...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/11/2003
Sound and Silence reviews
A birthday fic for my friend Mytsie. Poetic musings on Ulmo, the Lord of Waters.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2003
The Wife of the Gatewarden reviews
Hama's wife, during and after the Battle of Helm's Deep (where Hama dies, in bookverse).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2003
For A Drink Of Water reviews
Let it not be said that the Ring never tempted Master Samwise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Samwise G., Gollum
Probability reviews
A girl who is rather prone to accidents, fainting and embarrassment finds herself in pre-LotR Rivendell. In a word: gleep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003
Secretary To A Wizard reviews
It's around now. If Gandalf ran a company- his secretary's story. 2/?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Gandalf
The End of the Road reviews
Musings on the later days of the lesser-known Ringbearer by his daughter, Goldilocks Gamgee. (revised)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2/3/2003 - Published: 12/10/2002
Fimbrethil's Return reviews
Yet another of my Ent stories...the Entwives are despairing...will they come back?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Treebeard
One Afternoon By The River reviews
Arathorn and Gilraen- my theory on how they met ^.^ AU!!! Not true to the canon; see Appendix A, Section V, Paragraph I.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 10/2/2002
Farewells reviews
A poem of farewell, to the fairest ones of all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002
Undomiel reviews
Another angsty poem :| A descendant of Aragorn and Arwen looks back at them and wonders.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2002
To Nienor reviews
I always thought Nienor's death lent itself to poetry...a sad bit of angst, because I read the Sil again and cried.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/22/2002
Ulmo's Song reviews
Because I love Ulmo. Strange, pointless, and slightly poetic- overall, simply odd. Something I wrote of an afternoon, when I was depressed and it was raining. Incoherence officially ahead.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2002
Silk reviews
A rather superfluous little ficlet about a Haradri trader and a nameless woman...rather pointless, but otherwise...^.^
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10/2/2002
Dead Heart (My First And ONLY Mary Sue) reviews
Um...I wrote this long ago, before I reformed- I didn't take it down because, though a Mary Sue, it's written pretty well ^.^.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5/26/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002
An Article From The Middle Earth Journal reviews
Just thought this was a good idea...in no way funny, but then, who am I kiddin'? Heh. :-D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3/25/2002
An Attempt At Psychoanalysis Of Gimli reviews
An unexplored thing: what's Gimli thinking? Not funny, not a comedy, not a parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2002
Random Lord of the Rings Poetry reviews
Um...I wrote these a long time ago, and they're not very good. A very few character-based poems; they're pretty awful. Acrostics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/10/2002
Remembering reviews
Slightly disturbing. Aragorn musing on moonlit nights-- this IS NOT SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3/3/2002