Slayne22
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Joined 02-27-02, id: 177211, Profile Updated: 05-17-09
Author has written 17 stories for G. I. Joe, and Stargate: SG-1.

Writing is arrogant. Not writing is selfish.

I hope you like my stories. It's about escapism for me, not changing the world.

11/2008- So, I sometimes get messages about my GI Joe fic and if I still write. I do. I disappeared into Stargate Sg-1 for a long time. I'm back on this site now with a new name and fandoms.

You can find me here as Surreallis.

I'm on Live Journal mostly though. You can find all my GI Joe and Stargate fic (of which there's a metric fck ton) on my fic journal. The link should be on this page somewhere. Or you can jog over to my new account and ask me questions if you have them.

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The Continuing Misadventures of SG1 or 101 Things by ALC Punk and Ryuu reviews
Angst, chaos, and UST! It's just another normal day for the SGC. Season Eight.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
Cauterized People by ALC Punk reviews
Sam and Jack are forced to do things they wouldn't normally to stay alive in a slave camp. The aftermath isn't all that fun. Sex, violence, etc.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2005
Never! by ZafiraMente reviews
Whiskey, drinking games and Joes...Truly a frightening proposition.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Inevitable by Kellifer reviews
Sam and Jack have 'the' conversation
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Promise by Kellifer reviews
A promise Sam made to Daniel leads to a horrible choice.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2005 - D. Jackson, S. Carter
Small Comfort by Kellifer reviews
Samantha Carter finds comfort in an unlikely place.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2005 - S. Carter
Coconut Island by ALC Punk reviews
The war is over, now Samantha Carter wants something else with her life. Sam&Jack leanings.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2004
Sharp and Sweet by Wintertime reviews
The case is only simple on the surface, and Nick knows Catherine well enough to understand. CN.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
superposition of eigenstates by nostalgia reviews
Sam forgets.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Pragmatic by nostalgia reviews
R for bad words. Jack and Daniel in 500 words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2004
Crossing the Line by kriszo reviews
Agent Smith was ordered to watch over an informant. But then comes the informant's daughter, he meets his 'father', he has to live with two rebels for a while and it's just the start ...
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,497 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Smith, A.
His and Hers by Blue Topaz reviews
Sam and Jack are forced to write a journal together. The last part is the collection of bloopers submitted by the readers, thanks so much guys.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,046 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Warbirds by Moon1 reviews
Comicverse, Marvel crossover. Old soliders wants to chat with Hawk about the Jugglers. Will he refuse the deal he's been offered? Work in progress, so ANY reviews VERY much valued. Love it, hate it, think I oughta be shot or keep going...ANYTHING.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,023 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 6/2/2002
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The Blue JellO Metaphor reviews
Sometimes she feels like she came from another planet. Sometimes she forgets that there are three men who love her despite her faults. Samlove.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2005 - S. Carter
Invasion! reviews
She held his gaze, trying to read his eyes. The darkness made it difficult. The fact that it was Jack in full combat mode made it impossible. Twisty, turny action and some Sam and Jack UST. Plus Janet and Jonas!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Yet Another Pleasure Planet reviews
Everyone was naked. Seriously naked. Not a stitch to be seen! TeamHumor.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/26/2005
Northern Lights: Going Home Again reviews
The sequel to Cyberlife. After the internet connection led to Beach Head and Cover Girl confronting their feelings for each other, Cover Girl takes Beachie home for Thanksgiving. With a few tagalongs.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2004
Drop To Zero reviews
What if the episode Red Sky had ended differently? Sam said she couldn't live with herself. Jack isn't doing too well either. Short angst. SJ and Daniel-friendly.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Jack and the Chair reviews
Jack just wants to find a place to hide for a while. Unfortunately... the chair is taken. Just a short, silly fic that wouldn't leave me until I wrote it. Give it a try! Wow, thanks everyone for the reviews!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/14/2004 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
Old Dogs And New Blood reviews
The new ninja hotness of the Joes learns a lesson from an old dog. CYBERLIFE READERS- please read the notes in this story for info on where to find the final chapter!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2004
Conversation of the Hearts reviews
Very short Valentine's Day story. Beach Head has no use for Valentine's Day... until this year. BHCG.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
Descent reviews
What is Beach Head thinking while he's a POW of Serpentor in the current comic storyline? Short fic. Just had to work out my own thoughts on it. Spoilers for ARAH issues 22-24
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/17/2003
Salvation reviews
BH/CG -- Cover Girl goes looking for a missing part of her life just before G.I. Joe is resurrected. She finds him battling inner demons and in danger of fading away... *All chapters uploaded. Complete!*
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
New Year's Hostage reviews
Beach Head and Cover Girl run into trouble on New Year's Eve. Short humor/drama holiday fic! Would have been up sooner...but ya know...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2003
Motor Pool Madness reviews
Beach Head and Cover Girl get their groove thang on. Short, silly fic.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2002
A Good Soldier reviews
Pre-Joe story. Sgt. Wayne Sneeden trains an attractive recruit at a Central American Covert-Ops camp. Her name? Corporal Alison Hart-Burnett. Final chapter added. Now complete!
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,185 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Complete
The Thin Line Between reviews
Beach Head, Cover Girl, and Handcuffs! What more can I write to get your attention??
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 9/10/2002
Cover Girl's Continuing Adventure reviews
Another Beach Head/Cover Girl pairing. Total humor! Try it....
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2002
Cover Girl's Big Adventure reviews
Another Beachhead fic, (yeah, I'm obsessed) This time he teams up with Cover Girl.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/7/2002
Freefalling reviews
Short action fic involving Beach-Head and Lady Jaye. Just wanted to write a fic where Beach isn't a big joke.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2002