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Joined 12-16-08, id: 1772319, Profile Updated: 04-12-12
Author has written 4 stories for Phantom Stallion, Psych, and Little White Horse.

My Previous PenName was Harley-MaxRide-PhantomStallion I changed but I am still the same person! :)

Hi, I'm Bryn! I'm 15 years old and I have been riding horses since I was 6. I used own a 21 year old (turns out he was a LOT older) 16.1hh Thoroughbred gelding who takes very good care of me. His name is Bryn's Maximum Ride. Its my favorite book and we thought it fit him pretty well. His old name was Abe but he is the president-y type. I also ride multiple other horses, a 3 year old quarter horse X Percheron named Frank and a 3 year old Appaloosa X Percheron named The Roan Ranger. I ride 3 ponies. I have no idea what breed they are. I ride to smaller ponies named Mickey and Jester but most of the kids (except their owners) call them Louis and Clark because we take them on grand adventures on the back of our property. Louis is a dressage king. He does the cutest things, and they are both very fun to jump. Riding big horse you get used to stretching your hands up on the neck over the jump. Ponies=no neck. Its very different. The last pony I ride is a pony we call the magical pony! Her name is Mystic! She's awesome. Those are all the horses I ride regularly but sometimes I ride others. I also get to care for a lot of them and do chores for free lessons. As you can tell from my pic. I ride english. I mainly jump but sometimes I work on dressage depending on what horse I'm riding. My horse doesn't really get the whole 'calm well behaved dressage horse thing that should get nice and round.' He likes Running and jumping so we mostly do that. Although sometimes we work a little dressage. Horses, music and friends are my life and I could ramble on and on about everything but I'm not gonna! so BYE!!

Sadly my Max had to be put down after a series of accidents, but I have a new project now. Her name is The Lovely Lady Luck, but we call her Seven. She is an Appendix (1/2 Quarter horse, 1/2 Thoroughbred) and she was a racehorse, her tattoo is 7773W (hence her name) and she was a race horse, then a barrel racer, but she was to big for the barrels so she was sold to a proffessional trainer who thought she might be fun, but it turner out she needed so much more time than the trainer could offer, so she was put up for sale and I found her. She has a lot of things to learn but she is coming along nicely. She is a fleabitten grey, 8 years old, and 16.1hh (lucky for me, all my tack and blankets fit her!)

Unexpected Attraction

Auggie's bag-

Auggie- Dress-

Shoes--

Mackenzie’s dress and shoes--

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Here's a poem for you. I cried while reading this.

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me story's, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me "he'll forever be in my heart."

with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

Send this to people you'll never forget. Copy and Paste.

copy this if you would give anything for your edward cullen.

I copied these quotes from someone elses profile but i loved them to much not to share!

"When life gives you lemons. Make orange juice and leave people wondering how you got that."

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars."

"Holy insert swear word of your choice here."-Fang

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

"Other than my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Fang

"I vill now destroy the Snickuhs bahrs!" - Gazzy

"When you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"But I'm not an orang-utan." Alex Rider

"Well la-di-da for him." Maximum Ride

"Your hair looks like a haystack, but I like it." Edward Cullen

"I'm sorry if I'm not the right kind of monster for you Bella." Jacob Black

"Show me the damn ring Edward." Bella Swan

"I don't have a mustache you idiot." Maximum Ride

"Enough with the constipation song." Nudge

"I feel like pudding." Iggy

Freind: Hides me from the cop

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

AT A SHOP: Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

IN A LIFT: Drop you pen on the floor and stare at it for a long time, trying to get someone to pick it up. When they reach down to get it for you, yell out "That's my pen!"

IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"

LOL

This is from angelzrpunknow's profile:

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whise cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived

)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?


Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

()_() ('')_('')
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) MHAHAHAHAH!!

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe!

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've accidentally called one of your sblings or friends Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel or Total copy and paste this is you profile

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

If every time someone asked you about what maximum ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your pro

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU PRO

IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST GROWLED AT NOTHING TWO SECONDS AGO AND SLAPPED YOURSELF KISSED IT AND BROKE DOWN DANCING COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOU PROFILE

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm a dipstick)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile (People that see me probably think I'm abused. I walk into doors like a normal person drinks water. It's like I'll die if I don't)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the ceral is soooo much better.)

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (I'm easily satisfied. Read my authors notes!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

(whispers in ear) hey guys guess what...( screams) I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!!

Favorite Quotes:

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked."

" I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!!" Johnny Depp

"'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!)

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (I'm a strong believer in True love and/or soul mates as sappy as it sounds.)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

"Git R Done"

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

Anything Else...?

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Fang = 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott!

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (think i already put this one in)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (its growing)

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR3, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is how weird I am! lol! Also if you say that MR is the best series ever you rock!! Oh and please go to www.jamespatterson.com and contact him asking him to not let them make the Maximum Ride movie into a cartoon! They can't do that to MR!

If your goal is to have the most copy and pasty thingys then copy and past this onto your profile

If you can't decide what fanfic topic to read about so you are finding things to copy and paste onto your profile copy and paste THIS onto your profile

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken andkool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry

.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

15 things to do in Walmart.1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"22 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: want to see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

What Kisses mean!

kiss on the belly--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
A wink --"Let's get it on"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't let go"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completley Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
If your kissing someone, close your eyes.
It's not nice to stare.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

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Family Secrets by cocorocks111 reviews
When Sam turns 18 and goes to visit her Aunt in San Fran, she meets a girl that turns out to be her twin sister, but what about their mother? Sake **BACK AFTER 4 YEAR HIATUS** Revising old chapters; future chapters will be rated M for MATURE CONTENT.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 5/31/2008
A Mother's Love by Golden Immortality reviews
*Written by: The Equestrian Writer* What if Sam's mother didn't die? What if she was being held hostage instead? Read and review. Sake.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,409 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Ashes by Bellaria reviews
New Chapter: Jake spoke up beside her, his voice a lazy, cool, drawl. Sam sighed, Gabe scowled, "that's not what I asked.""Yes but you can read," Jake shot back.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,300 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 10/1/2007
Wings, Freedom, and Gibbs by tailendwriter reviews
A bird kid ends up in the Washington. D. C. She tries to steal from Jenny Shepherd, but ends up getting caught.Gibbs gets involved and is mistaked for an Eraser. Jenny has her babysitted and she meets and helps the rest of NCIS with trouble following her.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,462 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Something Like That by amsrule reviews
SEQUEL TO 'Nothing Like This' IS FINALLY UP! Max, Fang, and Shadow are finally living peacefully...until the voice tells Max she needs to save the world. How is she going to do that? Well, she'll need the flock and a lot of duct tape! FAX! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Max, Fang
Two Worlds, One Fantasy by Anahoney reviews
Sequel to Prom Night Wonders. Sam and Jake meat again Four years latter but can they over come the diffrences they have and find the love they once held for each other? will contain many chapters of song fics. there are a couple of lemons as well.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008
The Results of Truth or Dare by dolphinherovamp5 reviews
What happens when Bella gets three dares and she has to do them in one day? BxE/All Human/Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight! Only this wonderful plot! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Hidden Plot by God'srider reviews
Suspicious activity on the range, breakups, bad guys, college, visitors, and more... I am really bad at summaries..sorry..please read anyway! Jake/Sam Jen/Daryll
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,275 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009
Life From Now On by cat939 reviews
A continuation of the Phantom Stallion series after book 24, Run Away Home. SAKE. Edited July 2010
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,674 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 12/1/2006
Love You Forever Sequel To The Forbidden Love by The Narnian Phantom Stallion reviews
Jake returns home from college and becomes a police officer but what happens when Flick and Linc Slocum are released from jail? deletion of chapters temperary until revised. authornote inside.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
All American Girl by ParkerGirl reviews
Sequel to Days Of Old, Sake are happily married. Told through the eyes of their eldest daughter Louise Maxine, a junior at Darton High.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009
Best Kept Secret by ReadingBetweenTheLines reviews
It seems that over the years the Kenworhty's have been keeping a secret. What happens when that secret comes to Darton?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
One Hell of a Summer by horse-nerd reviews
Sam, Jen, and Jake are ready to run the HARP program this summer. Or so they thought. Drama ensues and things get interesting! Was on I am a cowgirl & horse-nerd, HAS MOVED!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,119 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009
Our View by HelloToGoodbye reviews
Hey another story it has sally in it but it is mostly Sake.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
The Maximum Ride: Nevada Style by VampyressAuthoress reviews
Summary Inside. Sake. Fax. Horses. Fantastic. The flock has to go to Nevada to be in the HARP program since the Martinez's keep getting put in danger. How will things heat up and cool down? Plus... Max on a horse?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009
My Twin Sister by theblackbrumby reviews
Two girls and one world, we're in for one hell of a ride. Sam and Riley didn't get along from the very beginning, one being too shy and other other hating the fact she felt she was being replaced. What is the true meaning of family? UPDATED AND EDITED!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008
Unknown Star by horse-nerd reviews
Sam & Jake been best friends for as long as they can remember. When Violette returns to Neveda she wants Sam to co-star in a movie with her. Will Sam's new found fame tear everyone apart? And what about Jake's new feelings for Sam? What about Gabe? SAKE
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,860 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Truly Madly Deeply by jakelovera7x reviews
This is a songfic from the song Truly Madly Deeply. When Sam and jake start spending more and more time together, will their feelings change for each other? and when disaster strikes once again, how will they cope? SAKE.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,248 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007
I'm Gonna Make You Bend and Break by amarieshka reviews
Max and the rest of the flock are still at Anne's place, before they ever even knew she had anything to do with the School. But what if Fang and Max had fallen for each other, and realized it, while they were still there? INTENSE FAXNESS. please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Can She Save Them? by WestCoastIsHome reviews
Sam lives in SanFran after another acideint.She keeps on having dreams about her two precious horses getting hurt, so she goes back to Riverbend with a few suprises along the way.Who is her son?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teardrops on my Guitar by westerncowgirl reviews
This is a songfic based on Taylor Swift's song 'Teardrops on my guitar' This is also my first PS story and sonfic. How would you like it if the guy your crushing on talks to you all the time about another girl? eventually Sake.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007
Old Troubles, New Hopes by Jam'sKat reviews
*Used to be Untitled* Sam is sent to a private school when her mom dies and comes back years later. She brings trouble with her and nothing about it is good. SAKE! Rated T for language and graphics
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,780 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Unlikely Angel by iczelion reviews
When Jake has a fight with his family and Sam becomes ill he must decide once and for all what he wants for his future, what is most important and who is he taking to prom? SAKE
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 2/18/2007
Sophomore Year by ParkerGirl reviews
Sam's Sophomore Year
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
Life goes on by LoveIt123 reviews
ALSO UP FOR ADOPTION, PLEASE MAIL ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Princess Forster by saddlegal6593 reviews
Sam finds out shes a princess,who has to watch over her? I was bored. just read my other stories if you don't like it. But review either way! I don't know what can happen later so rated T.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
One Day by saddlegal6593 reviews
it only takes one day to fall in love. One single event and one single day of convincing. SAKE.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008
Take Me Away by Hollywood Grimm reviews
Sam, Jake, Jen and Darrel are hosting the HARP program at River Bend But these aren't just any kids they're Wednesday Clarke Badger Brownlee Aubrey Banks Ingrid Jones and Johnny Hudson 5 lost causes. HARP is their last resort, Rated M for various reason
Phantom Stallion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,462 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Life Goes On by Dixie Lee reviews
After Sam graduates from college, she comes back home. But some things have changed.Are they for the better? Again, I am sorry for the delay,but I really have not had anytime for anything, esp writing. I'm hoping to edit, repost and finish it soooonnnn
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,396 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009
The War of a Young Jake Ely And Samantha Forster by horse.dog.lotr.fantasy.girl reviews
A story of Jake and Sam when they are young. Sam has a new pony. Jake is determined to ride it. Sam knows this. she is determined to not let the hypocrital Jake Ely Ride her horse... so let the war begin! COMPLETE! EPILOGUE ADDED!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
The Stranger, The Pest, and The Mustang by Anahoney reviews
ON HOLD! Jake comes home for the summer after his freshman year of college. He finds that while he was gone Sam had grown up and has a boyfriend that every one loves, including his family and friends.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008
Together by coela32 reviews
Tally & David are traveling through the wild trying 2 keep history from repeating itself. But one city doesn't agree with the mind-rain and is still creating pretty minds. Can Tally and David stop the lesions? Lots of TaxDa fluff! Rated T just in case!
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
life aint fair by barrel racing gal reviews
Sam and Quinn make a big mistake that they will have to live with
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008
The WingedWonder Makes A Chatroom by Mocha Iggy's Last Name Here reviews
The flock is now IMing! But, there is consequences. Seeing Fang in his boxers, for example. And having the ultimate yo mamma contest. Plus having Fang get bottle fingers. You know, that type of stuff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Max - Complete
Life by ParkerGirl reviews
Sake.Their fathers plotting to get them together. A new neighbour arrives, an unexpected wedding, some returning people, a death of a main characters and a few suprising new people. Whats gonna get them together? Everything. COMPLETE!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,729 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
One Hell of a Summer by AlwaysBeenACowgirl-horse-nerd reviews
Sam, Jen, and Jake are ready to run the HARP program this summer. Or so they thought. Drama ensues and things happen. Such as stuff gets stolen, parties happen, kids get drunk, kids get arrested, horses get let loose, teens try to make moves on the leader
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
Love for all by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Lucy and Shea drive into the Twilight world without even realizing it. They cause some fun chaos and end up giving love and receiving it. Two wolves never knew what hit them. OCXLeah OCXEmbry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,803 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Cowboys and Hunters DON'T Mix by Equestrian Star reviews
Jake and Sam are together now so are Jen a Darrel. so that leaves Quinn. A new girl in town, will Quinn be the one to claim her heart? Can Quinn mend her broken heart before she has to leave? OuinnX? update offen! REVIEW!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Max's Exboyfriend by Monkeyfeet1313 reviews
Fang dumped Max for another. So Max and Iggy get together. A Songfic that has humor and love in it. A little ooc at times. Hold on tight cause here comes Miggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
Homecoming by miserable.fate reviews
What happens when Gregor finds a portal back to the Underland in Virginia? Is it just a coincidence, or is it fate? Also, what's with this new prophecy that has been discovered, and Luxa's reaction? LxG
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2009
Stabled Love by Vixen's-Reid reviews
The Forsters, Elys and Kenworthys have a random outing. Sake, RyanJen.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Meant To Be Free by Vixen's-Reid reviews
Slocum's taken his chase to far this time. Sake
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Who's He? by WestCoastIsHome reviews
Jake leaves for college, but before he goes he kisses her. Now, it's two years later and Sam's just returned from San Fransico. When she's gets home, boys start declaring their love for her left and right. But, Sam's GOING TO HAVE A BABY, with someone. AU
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008
One Of The Boys by EcoEmo404 reviews
This story has been put on Hiatus! I"M SORRY! I am in High-school now and just don't have the time. I may re-start it, but if there is anyone who wants to take over please tell me and send me your chappies and I will use them! :D Thanx!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008
Some times change is a good thing by theblackbrumby reviews
Sam spent four years in San Fran instead of 2. What happens when she comes home? New feelings, a new life, 2 new siblings and a pain in the butt mare.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008
Dark Side by sweetasscowgurls reviews
Sammy girl is a bad @ ...what shakin' in Nevada now?...Updated!finally!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
Talk to the Sky by buccaneergirl12 reviews
PREVIOUSLY UNDECISION Jake confesses his love to Sam, who is undecided on her feelings for him. When she finally makes up her mind, how will the weary Jake respond? COMPLETE
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Viruses & Romances by wildfirexpassion reviews
What happens when Jake gets seriously sick and the ones who cares for him is Sam? What happens when she starts discovering things she's never felt before?Sake.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,847 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
All Summer Long by wildfirexpassion reviews
When Jase Whitewater moves into town, he soon gets hired on as ranch hand of Gold Dust Ranch. What he didn't expect was to get tangled up with Jennifer; the boss's daughter. Jase x Jen
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008
A New Start by Horselvr101 reviews
Sam lives with her mom who is a famous singer.Her mom thinks Sam should have a steady home, so she forces her to move in with her dad.Full Summery inside
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Crossing Paths by Ponypuss reviews
Wyatt never met Brynna and Jake’s dad goes missing. How will the events unfold? Just R&R! Rated T for language and possibly other stuff. Thanks for the Reviews! Here's chapter 11!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006
Day And Night by wildfirexpassion reviews
The long-awaited Sepper STORY. Sam and Pepper realise they have more in common than they thought, but when Sam is whisked off to San Francisco, what will happen when she's gone?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Nevada's Hot and Cold by sweetasscowgurls reviews
Sam is 16 yrs old and is forced to move to Nevada with her parents, and being in the rodeo, and a genuine bad ass...can you not expect a little action?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007
Unanswered Questions and Difficult Decisions by iluvcarby101 reviews
SEQUEL TO THE NEW GIRL! With Bella added to the mix, things get incresingly difficult for Edward. He dosn't know if he should pick Bella, Kelsey, or neither. He dosn't know what he wants, or what is right. How long can he live an indecisive life? r&r
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
A New Day by cocorocks111 reviews
Sam is now 18 years old, having broken up with her lifelong friend Jake Ely after he went to collage, what happens when he returns home with someone new?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,170 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Happily Ever After A Sake Story by xXsweetiepieXx reviews
This is what i think Sam and Jakes wedding would look like, and the events after it.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Dares Only Go So Far by PrettyTough15 reviews
Jake has a dare that will cost him if he does not do. But will it be worth it?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Secret Love by musicbuddy reviews
Diary and journal entries by Sam and Jake about who they secretly love.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Phantom Stallion combined with Chestnut hill by Have2loveReading reviews
Could you imagine Darby Carter going to Chestnut Hill? Can you imagine her and Hoku capturing wild horses and bringing them to Chestnut Hill? my head is so full of ideas, you'll have to read and find out what they are.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Don't have a name yet! by Horselvr101 reviews
Sam is tired of Jake's protection.WHen she tells him to leave he does.But what will happen to her when something happens and she needs his protection.Will he come back,or listen to what she said before,and stay away?Or will someone unsuspected show up?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Missing Piece by Horselvr101 reviews
when the Phantom goes missing,and half his herd rounded up in BLM corrals,Sam doesn't know what to do,until unexpected help is offered
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
Why Me by Jam'sKat reviews
Sam finally snaps at Jake’s teasing and plans to get revenge on him when he and Darrel go out of town for the weekend. What she doesn’t know, however, is that she and Jen have also been invited and Jen agreed. Will she get her revenge or will Sam and Jake
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Footprints In The Snow by imacowgirl reviews
A story about how hard times really can bring people together. A SAKE!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2007
This is How I Fall by IchigoluvsRukiaforever reviews
SAKE! Jake helps Sam, who is struggling with the near death of the Phantom's newborn son, and they both soon realize the feelings that they have had for eachother. not good with summaries! Read and Review! Plz.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007
Perfect Image by countrymusiccowgirl reviews
Simlar to Phantom Stallion with my own twist. It's the second book in a series. There are more chapters coming.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007
Life Moves On by turquoise.seas reviews
SamJake Life on the ranch after RAH. Sam worries about the Phantom, Jake worries about Sam.. all in the life of a cowboy.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007
The Life of an Ely by Wanna be Cowgirl reviews
The life of Meckenzie Ely, Jake and Sam's middle child.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007
The Ultimate Faxness by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
Max and Fang realize just how much they love each other. Max's brain attacks make a sudden reappearence while Itex has built a new school, have brought back some wicked strong hybrids and made a clone of someone who hates Max. LOTS OF FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Revealed by MiDNiGHT HORSEGiRL reviews
Totally Sake. Technically just about Jake and Sam SLOWLY beginning to notice that they are meant to be. I suck at writing summaries. Not a oneshot! A few chapters will be rated M. :] CHAPTER 8 & 9 NOW UP!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007
A Swim From Heaven by boom-chicka-wah-wah reviews
inside! R&R! im new to this so dont be too harsh... controstive critism apprectiated... xoxo rated T for later chapters
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007
Every New Day by Goofygoobers reviews
Sam is home alone for a week. Jake comes to keep her company. Then Jen and Darrel turn up and they start drinking and things happen. starts slow and serious then gets random
Phantom Stallion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006
Whispers of a Mourning Sky by Kaisliana reviews
Jake made to get up, telling himself that if that bastard ended up dead today people would consider Jake a hero, but Sam gripped his arm tight. “Don’t leave me Jake. I don’t know what to do.” CHAPTER 3 UP. FINALLY!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006
Psychic Love by Blackened Blood reviews
Sam decides to go see a psychic to figure out her love life, but the guy who she thinks is her soulmate is not the guy for her, can she deal with it? R&R
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2007
Cherishing Memories by barrelbabe reviews
Sam is away at camp and something awful happends to something, or someone she loves dearly. What happends when she comes home and finds out what has happend and how this will affect her relationships with unexpected people.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2007
Flight 29 Down by HorseLover20693 reviews
Sam and Jen get to go on a ecoadventure camping trip for school with eight other people including Rachel, Daisy, and Darrel. What happens when their plane crashes? Bigger summary inside. Sake! Adventure Drama and Romance
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007
Chirstmas Break by horsexxxloverxxx reviews
Here it is! The sequal to Stolin'. Please read the prolugue and review!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007
Taking Control by snappleapple518 reviews
After having a fight with Jake, Sam ends up going home, exploding a cake, and also exploding some unforseen romance. SAKE: what else?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
When Eyes Wander phantom stallion by iluvcarby101 reviews
Heartland phantom stallion crossover. TyxAmyxSamxJake rating on safe side. flames welcomed. Detailed summary inside. 3rd Chapter finally up!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
Heartland by HorseLover20693 reviews
Phantom Stallion..Heartland crossover. Sam and Jake visit Heartland to help Ace after an accident. Sam.Jake, and Ty.Amy. RR! Ch 2 up! Deeper summary inside!
Crossover - Heartland & Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006
The haunting truth by petitepoupinette reviews
Is the phantom lost? could this new horse be linked to him?please R&R!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007
Silver Rain by Dragee reviews
A silvery cream filly is seen near war drum flats. The filly is fast and spirited. No one knows who she is or where she came from. Linc Slocum doesn’t care and wants the filly for his ranch, but the Phantom seems drawn to the cream filly also...
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005
New Beginnings by Rosylover343 reviews
Sam and Jake are dating and out of college.What will come next?Read to find out.First phantom Stallion fic so no flames please.Read and reveiw please.Chapter 6 up!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006
If only by petitepoupinette reviews
What if Sam had been there? a few more additions to my previouse one , READ&REVIEW!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007
Oh My My My My by tempest365 reviews
Years and years after her sixteeth Birthday Sam's looking at an old photo album. Songfic Taylor Swift's Mary's song Oh My My My My.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Nevada Sunrise by IndiaJewel reviews
The summer after Sam's graduation, Jake has come back to spend the summer at Three Ponies and River Bend. I know the first chapter isn't long, but I'd love some feedback to let me know what you think.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2007
Sam by Harmony'sSake reviews
One night, all Jake can think about is Sam. He realizes he has feelings for her but doesn't to ask. The story of Jake's thoughts. Sake. Totally OOC, don't like, don't read,
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Birthday Wishes by Mother Nature's Daughter reviews
A random urge to write about PS produced this little oneshot, in which Sam Forster turns sixteen. What is she wanting this year? Sake.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Bringing in a New Life by MississippiGirl13 reviews
Because of one night Max's life has gone from bad to worse. Two months after that night Max finds out the tragic truth: Fang has gotten her pregnant. Now Max must have a child and protect it from Jeb and the Erasers... she just has to find out how.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Changing Life by barrelbabe reviews
Sam has come back from her Aunt Sue's house, but while she was away a disaster striked and also a new begining. Sam has grown up alot. What will happen when Sam sees everyone from her past.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/28/2006
A New Generation by tempest365 reviews
When tagedy strikes the Foresters,who will Sam turn to for support?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006
Phantom Stallion:Together AgainRun Away Home con by darkwitch792 reviews
Summary: Sam hasn’t seen the Phantom since an avalanche blocked the entrance to the Secret Valley and now she’s anxious to get a glimpse of him. When she gets her wish is Sam seeing things or has her horse seem to have found a way to return to her? Sake
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2006
The Secret Diary Of a Horse Lover by Ryette reviews
ON HIATUS: The diary of Sam Forster, which includes rambling about Jake Ely, horses, little siblings, Jake Ely, and Jake Ely!Apparently it's hilarious!NO FLAMES! R&R.Inspired by another fic.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006
Not Again by ChubbyPony reviews
It couldn't be happening. Not again. She didn't deserve this. Not again. He was supposed to protect her and he'd let her get hurt again.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006
finding out the hard way by kasey33 reviews
sam finally finds out how she feels a bout everyone and everythiong in her life
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006
Glitter Trail by Solo Rider reviews
A neigh more like a scream awoke Sam early one Saturday morning. Rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, she stretched, and realized the neigh was not from one of the Riverbend ranch horses, rating may change UPDATED, CHAPTER SIX IS UP!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005
Just Another Day by Cursive Obsession reviews
The horse slowed, halted, plodded over to Sam and lowered its head into her arms, and Sam began to weep, gently hugging his head, her tears falling onto his forelock and head.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2006
What I live for by firegoddess92 reviews
It has been two years since Sam was sent to live with her Aunt Sue in San Francisco after the accident. In the two years she stayed with her aunt, Sam joined a band without telling anybody. It was her biggest secret and didn’t want to tell anybody in case
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/7/2006
Fed Up by Reader of Fiction reviews
Rachel has had it. She can't stand seeing Sam and Jake pretend they don't like each other so she decides to take matters into her own hands, or rather, those of Jen, Ryan, and Darrell. K plussy thing because I feel like it. Rating may change.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006
Trade Winds by Sandy45 reviews
Sam and Jen miss the excitement the felt from their boyfriends when they first hooked up, and after and argument turns into a bet, they end up switching boyfriends for 11 days. Will they end up staying that way? Will they switch back? Will Jake realize th
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006
Sorry Years by barrelbabe reviews
Jake has come home from college for the first time, he is now a junior in college and sam is a senior in highschool. Sam has had a bad time since Jake left, can jake help her?
Phantom Stallion - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006
Changing Winds by Sandy45 reviews
Jake gets a sister who has some secrets and the HARP girls have quite an interesting past.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006
Desert Dawn by Sandy45 reviews
Sam sees an injured horse running across the playa on night. She calls this horse Desert Dawn, but the mare might end up getting Sam in more trouble than anyone expected.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006
Copper by 38SouthernAngel89 reviews
A week old colt is found in Lost Canyon with no mother or herd. What does this colt named Copper have to do with Bank robbers? Read and find out. JakexSam and OCxOC. First time so R&R plz.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Stories by Ryette reviews
Sam and Jake broke up, but was it the right decision? Kinda fluffy Oneshot Songfic to 'Stories' by Trapt. No flames, R&R!
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Probably Wouldn't Be This Way by TwilightCrescent reviews
OneShot. When Jake moves away to college, Sam reflects on how he changed her life and her heart. How will Sam react when he returns? Songfic.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
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My WifeToBe reviews
Filmverse. Maria finally meets Charlotte, the girl Robin is going to marry. She is not what Maria would call a proper lady. Mature.
Little White Horse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Robin
The Mission reviews
When a new cowgirl comes to riverbend Sam and jake don't know what to think of the mysterious multi-talented Lanay.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/26/2009
A Blast From the Past reviews
What happens when someone Lassie never though he'd see again returns? She was injured and forced to leave, he never forgave himself and didn't let himself get close to anyone every again, what happens when she shows up in his new town?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Carlton L.
Revenge is soooo sweet reviews
Jake and Darrel dump Sam and Jen into the lake. What will they do to get back? Sake-Jen/Darrel. Slighly OOC
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
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