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Names Milly. Eighteen.

...So my favorites list. It's FRIGGIN' LONG. As it is equally embarrassing. BUT... it's probably one of the most extensive lists of magnificence available to the people of fandom. It took quite some time, and do me a favor and give the damn list a purpose. READ IT! Spread the love! It happens to be pretty friggin' awesome.

Favorite quotes:

"Hakuna Matada. It means no worries."

"They don't call me the wood master because I masterbate a lot"

"If your life truths have to be protected like some people keep their couches in plastic then ciao. Have a nice life. If we bump into eachoter at Target, I'm the one buying the sour gummy worms, and thats all you need to know about me." Deb Calleti

"whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck." -George Carlin

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."~ Mark Twain

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt


Music: Five Finger Death Punch, U2, Red, Breaking Benjamin, Paramore, Led Zeppelin, Staind, The Classic Crime, Seether, Atreyu, Death Cab for Cutie, Anberlin (sometimes), Saliva, Panic! At the Disco, Metallica, Copper, Killswitch Engage, Puddle of Mudd, The Vines, Skillet, Sound Garden, Papa Roach, Disturbed, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Wallflowers, Crossfade, Escape the Fate, Trapt, Rise Against, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Taking Back Sunday, Franz Ferdinand, 3 Doors Down, Adelitas Way, Alice in Chains, Amy Lee, AFI, Audioslave, Beck, Blind Melon, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Bob Marley, Cage the Elephant, Cobra Starship, Coldplay, Chevelle, Counting Crows, Crossfade, Dave Matthews Band, A Day to Remember, Def Leppard, Dishwalla, The Eagles, Eminem (fuck i know...), Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Switchfoot, Yellowcard, The Fray, Hoobastank, Goo Goo Dolls, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, Incubus, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Keane, Kings of Leon, The Killers, Megadeth, , Linkin Park, Muse, Mutemath, My Chemical Romance, Nine Inch Nails, Nora Jones, The Offspring, Pearl Jam, The Police, Pixies, Queen, The Police, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Robert Francis, Safety Suit, Guster, Sheryl Crow, Shinedown, The Spill Canvas, Silversun Pickups, Sick Puppies, The Starting Line, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, Train, Three Days Grace, Velvet Revolver, The Veer union, The White Stripes, Weezer, Fiona Apple, and if you know of any good recommendations, I'd love to check it out. (:

Except anything by Miley Cyrus. Hell to the no fellas.

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Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15018 - Favs: 8,611 - Follows: 9,044 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20110 - Favs: 12,956 - Follows: 5,407 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7295 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14521 - Favs: 10,415 - Follows: 7,848 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7120 - Favs: 5,338 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 2,754 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 4,401 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22847 - Favs: 14,096 - Follows: 10,624 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6364 - Favs: 2,850 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10168 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 3,633 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9028 - Favs: 8,568 - Follows: 4,856 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 4,659 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18535 - Favs: 7,746 - Follows: 3,722 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14193 - Favs: 15,092 - Follows: 8,248 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walking Backwards by justaskalice reviews
**ON HIATUS** Edward Masen has life figured out. That is, until a new coworker turns his plan on its head.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8836 - Favs: 7,431 - Follows: 3,875 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirty Days by bananapancakes7 reviews
After a drunken bet with Emmett, Edward swears to abstain from sexual activity for an entire month. Bella isn't pleased. And temptation is a tricky bastard. AH. Rated M. B-day gift to queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,022 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Judge, Jury and Executioner by ineedyoursway reviews
After a century in the Volturi Guard, Edward receives the ultimate gift: his singer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,451 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6183 - Favs: 5,324 - Follows: 5,358 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4476 - Favs: 5,478 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Cruel by Demosthenes91 reviews
Fate up against your will. It’s the late 80s and Bella Swan must learn to live with her undying devotion to the popular Edward Cullen, who will never see her as anything more than a friend. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,122 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5348 - Favs: 6,835 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12457 - Favs: 7,020 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Games & Twisted Minds by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. 2010 Indie Award Winner. A decades-long feud between two powerful vampires. A contest. A deadly game of cat and mouse. A woman's fate rests in his hands... but he can save her only if he manages not to kill her himself first. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,650 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When the Words Scream by LaraIsAwkward reviews
What happens when the mind lies and you can no longer trust the world as you see it? If your perceptions are false, how can you know anything to be true? Bella Swan's life is a nightmare; a nightmare calling itself "Alice". AH, OOC, Mature Themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,395 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Motorcycles by Pastiche Pen reviews
From NM: "The anger was what I wanted to hear—false, fabricated evidence that he cared, a dubious gift from my subconscious." Vamp-AU. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5910 - Favs: 9,613 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loneliness Be Over by pixievamp08 reviews
Changes are ahead for Bella Swan, as she leaves her home in Forks for the sunshine of California. Unable to let go, her journey of self-discovery begins, and she must choose between what she left behind and what lies ahead. AH, OOC, MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,014 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3350 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Satellite by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Entry for the Black Balloon contest. Edward has loved Bella since the first time he saw her in the seventh grade. He always thought they'd be together forever. AH E/B. EXTREME ANGST. Proceed with caution; emotional nut-kicking within.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Reality and Other Inconveniences by OhMyWord reviews
Edward’s body was close, too close for sensible thought on my part. He watched me like he was waiting for an opening, my own personal loosening of morals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,251 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8159 - Favs: 4,610 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4718 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
30 Days of Night by Vilandra4 reviews
COMPLETE Set during New Moon, crossover with the film 30 Days of Night. When Bella travels to Barrow, Alaska to attend her cousin's wedding, she unwittingly steps into one of the most dangerous situations of her life. The Cullens will appear later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,784 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6363 - Favs: 8,617 - Follows: 4,013 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
White Blood by ineedyoursway reviews
ONE SHOT. AH. Bella is a librarian. Edward has leukemia. M for graphic images and a touch of lemon. tattward/inkella contest submission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Caller by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella is left alone for the evening and has the entire house all to herself. Well, maybe not quite. . .M for dark, smutty times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
We the Forgotten by HumanShield reviews
Prologue. "When they were coming to get me, you promised me that I could leave. I never trusted you, but the way you said it....I believed you. You promised and I believed you."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella
The Valediction by HumanShield reviews
Entry for LES FEMMES NOIRES ONE-SHOT CONTEST. Post-Breaking Dawn. EPOV. The consequences of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 277 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Path We Chose by BelieveItOrNot reviews
A look at the relationship & love of Edward and Bella, two self-aware teenagers who are forced to grow up quickly. Together, they battle problems and find their inner strength. No love triangles. Fluffy beginning, drama ensues, no dark themes. AH AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,868 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 654 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8665 - Favs: 14,017 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5454 - Favs: 7,843 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wayfaring by gallantcorkscrews reviews
New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7651 - Favs: 8,928 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
From Down Here reviews
Isabella Swan was once many things, including a prodigal musician attending Julliard. Four yrs. later she is working full time at a grungy diner. After a series of abnormal occurrences, she is emerced into a world of dark vampires & danger. DARKWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward