Author has written 13 stories for Shugo Chara!, Kingdom Hearts, Vocaloid, and Fairy Tail.
Neko-chan: Nyan! Now, before you go on to read my random epicness of a profile, here's somethings about me.
Real name: Doesn't matter. -.- All my closest friends call me Neko... So you all should too =D
Age: 19 Bday: April 26
Home: Missouri, USA
Youtube channel: NekochanXDemyx
Favorite pairings: RinXLen and NekoxDemyx! =D
Music: Anything but Blues, reaaaaaly old oldies, Metal/screamo thats bad enough that you can't hear any lyrics, and certain types of country.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)
I find "good morning" contradictory
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
I don't get even, I get odder.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.
When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
In a dog-eat-dogworld the best thing to do is become a cat. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!
You lie! You sit upon a throne of lies!
Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely.
I'ma firin my laza!
It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.
The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.
And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?
It was an issue of religion that lead to our breakup. He thought he was God. I didn't.
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
If dance were any easier, it would be called football.
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, joi
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you hit me?
After the marriage:
Anime/cartoon Characters Quiz
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.
(Aw… poor Marly, Larxene, and Roxas xD)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
… oh HELL NO. NOT HAPPENING.
5 cooked you dinner?
... that’s… nice?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
… Jesus Christ how did THAT happen?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
… he probably ticked Saix or Larxene off >.>
9 made fun of your friends?
Aww… silly - no he didn’t
10 ignored you all the time?
…eh. I’m not surprised xD
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Watch with a bored expression
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
God knows. -.- probably blame it on someone else
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
… a knife? I DUNNO!!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Probably run away… considering Axel previously killed him, and I’m betting all my money that he had something to do with the fire
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
Watch with a blank face
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
… dude, are half of these people drunk? -.- I’m not marrying luxord… Zexion would probably just be confused
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
There’s a good chance he wouldn’t do anything, but if he DID decide to do something, it’d probably be kill the guy who dumped me >.>
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Make fun of Saix for being a but-kiss xD
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
… opens mouth to say something but then closes it again 5 minutes later The thing that went through my mind is probably… not… … sighs and doesn’t speak
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Tell me to shut up -.-
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
… I feel like slapping him a good portion of the time, so its probably because I am VEEERRRY drunk xD
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
DEMY IS MINE
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
… Dude, am I a slut? WTF?! And for everyones information, no, the wouldn’t. -,- my parent’d be dead in 5 min tops
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
NO!! GOD DAMNIT HE’S MINE
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
NO! Stupid Organization Yaoi… shivers
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
… Slap him and tell him to stop cheating on Amix (no, she’s NOT in the game)
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
… Oh Jesus Christ, I don’t want to die yet…
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
… I would ask HIM how many beers he had, and them shove him back over to Nexel -.-
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
xD THAT’D BE AMUSING!! Probably only 2 minutes before small children died
1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it?
… Okay… once again, it’s a HE, and no, I wouldn’t listen.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
… he’s probably confused, and will make fun of him about it xD
3 told 6 she started her period.
… >.> Okay, where’s everyone getting the beer? … Poor Zexion is probably VERY confused
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
NO! OKAY?! NO!!
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
slaps hand to mouth to keep from laughing, but epically fails
6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
… HE would probably ask what the heck is going on
7 got high.
… xD THAT has GOT to be entertaining!!
8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?
>.> Probably because he hasn’t done the dirty with Nexel yet xD LMAO
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?
… I don’t think he’d do much, to be honest >.>
10 starts working at a bar..
Not surprising xD
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
Horrible pairing, but VERY AMUSING!! … really though. WHERE IS EVERYONE GETTING THE BEER?!
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
… um… sure? I dunno >.>
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Hm… guessing Saix, considering the fact that even if Vexen COULD beat him, he’d be afraid to do so, considering ‘puppy’s bad anger issues’ xD
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
… First of all, God knows. Second of all… WHERE IS EVERYONE GETTING THE BEER? … Third of all… wtf with all the sex changes?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Getting their hearts back
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
… Hm… imagines what it will be like once Luxord dies? xD
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
… HE will… hm… Probably flame on all the Yaoi sites with AkuRoku… lol. xD flame.. oh the irony
1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
Hm… my first guess would have to be he exploded something important…
1 thinks 8 is gay. Whats 8's reaction?
He’s probably pissed, considering he’s getting even more people believing that
5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
Um… Zexion would probably win… I guess…?
1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6,they let him/her?
-.- no. They probably grab the beer out of his hands and show him to his room
7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?
THERE WOULD BE NO SURVIVORS
4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?
… who the hell are you?
If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?
… depends on the question
6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?
Not likely. >.> he’d probably just portal away
1, 6, and 7 go to muligans to play lazer tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?
… they don’t care. >.>
3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with him/her. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction?
-.- … really? … REALLY?!
6,8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisioned it?
... possibly Marly… or Larexene… or Saix…
Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?
Sarcastically points to him in mock horror and goes “Oh my god, dude! You’re evil!”
The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?
Depends… what the hell are Nargles?
Make up an e-mail address for 6
Emoschemer@yahoo.com (lol xD)
What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
Cry with joy, hug him, beg him to take me with him… and other things xD (Don’t ask. I’m typing the first thing that comes to mind.. and I have a very dirty mind)
What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?
Evil 101… and no. xD half the students would fall asleep
4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
He’d defiantly kick it away
If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
Hm… I’d make him less of a downer, so that instead of trying to steal other peoples’ hearts, they all could worry about regaining their own emotions as it is
3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
He’d choose suicide xD
7 challenges 1 to a staring contest, why? And who wins?
Why: He’s drunk Winner: … God only knows xD
If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?
Well… I don’t think ANYONE would be willing to pair up with him… so I guess he’d just have to clone himself
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
HAH!! THEY DID HAVE BEER!! Hm… I’d probably end up making Lexeaus leave cause he’s to effing tall to fit through the door, and… and then scold my dirty mind and take care of Demyx so that he doesn’t do anything really retarded while he’s drunk xD
9 and 2 are depressed, why?
Cause they don’t think they can feel emotions… which is kinda contradictory in a way.. since they’re depressed about not being able to feel things… like depression >.>
4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
-.- Depends on weather or not Axel is Drunk too
Lol xD Nexel’d get WAAY to jealous (according to her, he’s her 20 whore xD)
They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?
…Probably Saix… Or Larxene… or Xemnas…
They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins?
Considering some of the fanfictions I’ve read, it’d either be Xiggy, Axel, or Demy (and if Roxas was in this thing, he’d be an option too)
One of them falls in love with you, which one?
GENDER SWAP! What happens?
… NOT GOOD. Heck.. just imagining half of them on PMS… shivers
IGNORES QUESTION (stupid effin yaoi..)
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!
New scenario: 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?
… The locals would probably end up heartless by the next morning >.>
Nuther new scenario: imagine 2 has a bride, if he or she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?
… A funeral for a small child would be happening
If x = 73 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?
… X would be ten…? And… um… I dunno? Wai- EW… Stupid effin yaoi…
Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?
… Um… wow that’s a hard question… Xemnas would make people fall asleep… and no one would understand half of what Zexion is saying.. but at least Zexion could use illusions to demonstrate things, so I guess him
1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?
complete monotone “Oh no… it appears that I have cut myself…”
5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus. Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives.
Oh this should be fun.
Xigbar: So… why are we waiting for a bus again?
Axel: Well, it’s a lot easier to ride a bus to Walmart then to walk there…
Xigbar:… but can’t we portal
Entire group: sweatdrops
Axel: right… LAST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN EGG!!
Axel and Xigbar race to portal there
Xaldin: sigh walks into portal
Lexaus: follows Xaldin
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
REMEMBER WHEN ..
I Don't Judge
I dont judge people by who they love.
My Currently Ongoing Fanfix Info!
Pairings: RinXLen, Twincest. MikuXKaito. Summary: Neko and Ami, 2 sisters who were living in Japan, decided to buy VOCALOID. However, when they began to install it, something very strange happened... Extras/spoilers: Contains OC's who try to get Rin together with Len, and Miku together with Kaito. Personal opinion: Not a very original idea, but I definitely believe I/my friend put more effort into it than some others do when writing fanfics with a similar plot. Pretty funny and cute. Interesting to read. Update rate: rarely.
Truth, Dare, or Drink!
Pairings: RinXLen, Twincest. MikuXKaito. LukaXGakupo. Summary: A drunkfic and Truth or Dare fic. On Rin and Len's birthday, everyone ends up playing a drinking version of truth or dare! Extras/spoilers: Drunken randomness. Personal opinion: VERY humorous. Not enough Drunkfics OR Truth-or-Darefics out there for Vocaloid, and I'm honestly kinda proud for making up the game on the spot, original or not. Fun to reread, but writing is embarassing/difficult. Update rate: Rarely.
Yet another Oneshot collection Fanfic
Main Pairing: RinXLen, Twincest. Summary: Collection of RinXLen oneshots. Extras/spoilers: Each chapter is a oneshot, duh. Personal Opinion: Chapter 1: Depressing, but good. Chapter 2: Rather humorous, but kinda embarassing to write. Pretty good. Chapter 3: Sucks. Couldn't get it to go the way I wanted it to. Chapter 4: Short, but cute. Okay-ish, but not one of my best. Chapter 5: Bipolar. Starts out depressing/intense. However, it quickly turns into a really funny lil' story. Pretty good. Chapter 6: Best poem I've ever wrote in my opinion. And its about Rin and Len, which makes it that much better. Chapter 7: Pretty good. Inspired by my odd daydreaming habits. Plot is odd, but works well. Chapter 8: Cute. A bit sad, but cute. Good. Chapter 9: A/N Chapter 10: REAALY difficult to write, but overall, I guess it's good for my first real story written from Len's POV. Depressing at parts, but cute ending. Update rate: Rarely.
I would like to thank bunnypopcorn and Catwho for helping me improve my stories by Beta-Reading them.