I. B. Creeper
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Joined 12-17-08, id: 1772943, Profile Updated: 08-04-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Final Fantasy VIII, and Final Fantasy VII.

Hello, all - My name is I. B. Creeper (ja, not really, but that's all you're gonna get). You may call me any of the following, depending on your mood: Harlequin, Harley-chan, Chelsea, Chels, Creeper, Ecchiko (my one and ONLY Mary Sue), Chibi... and whatever other creative things you can come up with.

And yes, I'm a girl. All the wishing in the world isn't going to change that fact, and I'm not quite willing to go through the trouble of getting a sex change at this point. That's my sister's job, after all.

Let me just say that while I may be new to FF.Net, I'm an old soul when it comes to fanfiction. I started writing crappy yaoifics (which will NEVER see the light of day. There's an embarrassment I don't need...) at the tender age of eleven, but since then I've built on my writing and turned it into (not really, but whatever) art, rather than pathetic attempts at pr0n. In other words, I'm a MUCH better author than I used to be. Hopefully.

... Ah, well, to be absolutely honest, I doubt my stories will really be that popular-- the sort of things I gravitate towards aren't exactly mainstream. Or widely liked, for that matter (wait, was that a bit redundant..?). Only in a few small chatrooms here in the WORLD WIDE INTERNET do I feel at home and comfortable. Well, if not comfortable, at least interested and not bored. The sort of things I like aren't comfortable, whether to talk about or to participate in, but it's still fun.

One last thing-- if you read my stories and do not review, even if it's just to rant and flame and say I'm a sick bitch who needs to be put down, I WILL track you down and bludgeon you to death with whatever's handy at that particular moment. And, for whatever god's sake you deem as the "real" one, leave constructive criticism, or at least reasons WHY you think I'm a sick bitch who needs to be put down. Those of you who don't leave proper reviews are just as offensive to my senses as those who don't leave reviews at all, and will receive similar treatment.

Thank you for your time, and have a wonderful day!!

~I. B. Creeper

(P.S): I'm really not as much of an asshole as this description makes me appear. I'm actually a very nice person

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The Disturbia Drabble reviews
There are some things Konoha's ninjas never, EVER talk about. Things that are disturbing beyond comprehension. Here's one such moment, in which Naruto runs away and Kakashi is in for a very big surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
In The Dark reviews
To fight the boredom of living in a small, isolated town, Sasuke heads out into the woods one night to hunt down a local legend. But what will happen when the legend proves very much real, and has marked Sasuke as its next prey? Yaoi, WIP, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Most Valued reviews
The whole situation was set up for this outcome. Tseng was always by his side. He was Rufus's protector. The man was gorgeous. No small wonder Rufus had fallen quite thoroughly in love with his top Turk. M/M, WIP, Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Tseng, Rufus
Broken reviews
Will learned many things while he was aboard the Flying Dutchman, including something dark and twisted about himself. Jack discovers what that secret is... Warnings: Yaoi Jack/Will , BDSM, language, disturbing content, etc. Proceed with caution.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Let It Go reviews
After a difficult mission, all Genma wants to do is forget it. Kakashi steps in to help him. Kakashi/Genma, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Genma S.
Shatter reviews
Stupid man. Stupid whore. Irvine Kinneas was a stupid whore. Not really, but Seifer continued to tell himself that, so he wouldn't have to try to explain why he was so drawn to the purple-eyed sniper. Yaoi, M/M, Seifer/Irvine. Reviews are appreciated!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Seifer A., Irvine K.
From So Far Away reviews
The oddest things can happen, purely by chance. Uchiha Itachi learns this when an assassin from halfway around the world shows up in Konoha and pulls him into a game of sex, violence, and intrigue. Partially AU /explanation inside/, Yaoi, Violence, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Windows to the Soul reviews
At the tender age of 17, Itachi was found guilty of the gruesome murders of his family members. Sentenced to life in prison, he quickly establishes himself as the top dog... well, until his "rule" is challenged by an unexpected rival. AU Kaka/Ita Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Dark Of The Moon reviews
Having a psychopath for a brother is never fun, especially when you're his next "target". Can Sasuke survive the trauma he's suffered at said brother's hands? Will Naruto be able to save him in time? Be warned-- this is yaoi :P And AU. And rather angsty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.