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Joined 12-17-08, id: 1773079, Profile Updated: 02-16-14
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Count of Monte Cristo.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

hi, im a teenager from the south who hates grammatical errors, but makes them anyway.

I love music really like fantasy novels

(Tears of Artamon series, Sword of Truth series, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter etc.)

young adult fiction

(Anything by John Green, Hunger Games Trilogy and yes, i will admit it i liked twilight for awhile but i grew out of that rather quickly)

and "classics" (Anything by Alexandre Dumas or Victor Hugo, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights ect.)

Favorite TV shows are:

Doctor Who


Legend of the Seeker


These are my favorites i guess, but I dont read many fanfictions about them because, in my opinion, you have to be a very good writer to be able to do a masterpiece like Pride and Prejudice, or Wuthering Hieghts justice, and there are these types of writers here on fan fiction, but there are also some that are in need of improvement(me especially). To be honest, Im really lazy and do not feel like trying to find good FF often...Well thank you for reading this long drabble and, thank you in advance for reading my stories :)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dumb man for the referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
And if you don't believe this lie its true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever. But if indeed your feelings have changed then i must inform you that you have bewitched me body and soul and I Love...I Love...I Love you and I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.-Mr. Darcy

Writer's aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative-

-Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference-

-Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway-

"The report of my death was an exaggeration." - Mark Twain

"It was not in my ear you whispered, but in my soul. And it was not my lips you kissed, but my heart" - Judy Garland

The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters we've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are'' -Sirius Black

The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.” - Chuck Palahniuk

“It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the world that they don’t care if that mark is a scar.”

-John Green, responding to the shooting of Congresswoman Giffords in Arizona

"Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting” -John Green

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Bound by a Kiss by steenbeans reviews
Sequel to my one-shot, Collecting Kisses. Can one kiss change the course of fate? This will be a multi-chapter fic, from both Logan and Veronica's POV. Drama, humor, angst, romance, secrets, the works... Pre-series, goes AU from CK on.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 74,295 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/14/2012
A Life Extraordinary by MLP reviews
Sick of the angst? Want some happy ever after? Let's have some Fun, fun, fun. This story takes place in 2010 and regards Venus and Mars as canon.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 264,477 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Logan, Veronica
The Glory of LoVe by Scandalpants reviews
Future fic: Logan and Veronica have been back together for four years now, after they got their happy ending in 'What is Past is Prologue". (Not a required read) They are happier than ever, but nothing is ever easy with these two. Especially with the surprises that are coming their way. No LoVe breakups! But I do promise angst, drama, mystery, and lots of love.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
What is Past is Prologue by Scandalpants reviews
Future fic, takes place seven years after the season finale. Veronica and Logan are 26 and living in New York. Yes, it's a LoVe story. Is there any other kind? I promise angst, drama and even a few Dick jokes. Warning: Reviews contain spoilers, read with caution! Rated M for detailed sex scenes, language and subject matter.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,450 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Gilmore girls by WritelkeUmeanit reviews
Pre-gg. "You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee, and she'll go away." He gave her coffee. She didn't go away. Humor/Family/Friendship/Romance/Drama.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 217,337 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Collecting Kisses by steenbeans reviews
A game of Spin the Bottle has unexpected results. Could be pre-series, could be AU. You decide : Pretty fluffy, by my standards. Oneshot.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Socordia by Team Jem Carstairs reviews
In which Sherlock and John are guilty of all seven deadly sins, including... lust? *Rating has gone up*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Typical Day by CallMeYoYo reviews
Sherlock has to find some way to distract himself. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Yesterday and Today, Come Tomorrow by on rooftops reviews
Last night was all action, all John, and now they're both hanging on hesitation. — Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Finding John by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fine, Okay, All Right by on rooftops reviews
Sherlock let out the barest breath of a laugh. "You never see what I want you to see." — Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Here Begins a New Life by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Just as they are about to celebrate their first anniversary as a couple, John is seriously injured. Sherlock, and other's wait and hope for a happy outcome, while trying to find the responsible parties. S/J established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,791 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,357 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Losing Alaska by Her Ghost Eyes reviews
He had loved his crooked neighbour with all his crooked heart. "So carefully put together, yet so easy to fall apart." One shot.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Alaska, Pudge - Complete
Room 43 by EndlessImmortal reviews
My own version of the ending of "Before". R&R
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Alaska, Pudge
Five Minutes To Midnight by ShellyHale reviews
Sequel to "We are Not Alone". They promised love and friendship to one another.Excepting their differences, joining as one.Because now they were not alone. But will pressure of their old ways come between them? Will their bond last as the pressure grows?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,716 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Nocturnal Habits by The Plaid Slytherin reviews
Jack and Rose need to sleep. The Doctor doesn't. Nine/Jack/Rose OT3
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - 9th Doctor - Complete
A Trip to Remember by Liloutte reviews
This story takes place during the first book after the van accident when Edward ignores Bella. Their class is having a field trip and their relationship grows slowly but surely into love. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,988 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Are Not Alone by ShellyHale reviews
What happens when you cram six of the worst kids of Fork's High into the school's library for Saturday Detention? They all are different from one another. Some better than others.But they'll discover they aren't so different after all. ExB AxJ RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,892 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Sunshine State by Justine Lark reviews
More than a missing moment, it's a missing weekend from Eclipse! Experience Bella and Edward's visit to Florida from Edward's POV. Can Edward monitor Victoria's attack, pass for human, keep Bella happy, win Renee's approval and stay out of the sun?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by Justine Lark reviews
The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carlisle is God! by vampirechick123 reviews
title says it all but...we have all seen them, if not used them. OMC oh my Carlisle and then there is the whole Carlisle is god thing. Well, I got a story about it for you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
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Vivre La Vie Dure Journée Par Jour reviews
Note: This story has very little to do with the Count of Monte Cristo, but due to its similar themes, and my ignorance of where else to post it, the story has ended up on fanfiction. To sum up the story, it is about 2 different types of revenge.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Just a Dream reviews
what will happen when charlie, and edward are gone and there is a mysterious stranger outside Bella window, plz read and Review: newly revised
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete