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Joined 12-17-08, id: 1773131, Profile Updated: 08-11-13

So FanFiction, is this avatar too, provocative, or adult? Nice use of words self :).

Oh, dear, hi there :) :O, so you clicked my Profile. Welllll my name is bthebird, for lack of telling you my real name, i am 15 years old, durr, and i am a story writter i guess.

Back to update my bio again, and i am going to go read some my old stories, to see if i could possibly continue them, cause i really like somee :).

I am just plain out awesome, and i do enjoy reviews, and all that fancy jazz, and i have like 10 red lines under my text already, and i barley have a paragraph. I just don't know how people sit down and write a friggin 3 page profile thinggy, but mine must be boring.

OH RANDOM PROFILE BREAK BURN. hehe i just saw this in the corner, and had to do it: Use Shift Enter for Single Line Breaks )

OH COOL I CAN PUT MY UPDATE PROFILE BUTTON IN HERE HEHE i hope it stays there i likes it. :)

Anyways i live in a small town in North Carolina.

BUT I LIKE MUSIC, AND JUNK. Oh and i like reviews too.

DId you like my random-boldness? Betcha did. ANywayyssss

I live in a small town in NC, i like the beach, i like music, i have an iPhone, i write stories, you guys better not stalk me *intense evil eyes*

IN BOLD OF COURSE.

Anyways one of my favorite quotes is : "Everything is going to be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end." Anonymous

I USE GOOGLE CHROME.

OH MY GOD, DANCING QUEEN JUST CAME ON

YOU ARE A DANCING QUEEN DO RE ME ONLY 177777777.

YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN JUMP, HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFEOOOOOO SEE THAT HOE WATCH THAT WHORE DIGGIN THAT DANCING MUGGA.

So yeah, thats me in a nutshel random un-boldness...WAIT WHAT I CANT UNBOLD CRAP.

Damnit... fuck me... not literally...well not until after 9...oh im dirty. YOU ARE A DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY 177777. Next song... SO if your already down here, than you read my entire profile, and u get a special prize, just leave a quote from the Song Poker Face, by LG, and then you'll get your prize, just make sure to do it in a review, because im a review junky and i read them all. Anywayyssss

POKAH FACE SHES GOT TO LOVE NOBODY...

DId like gaga have like a spasm when she was like P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POKAH FACE...

NO I DIDNT JUST STUTTER.

Anyways thanks for readin, you read this but not my stories, who do you think you are. Hehe i love the way my right thumb is never used when i type and it just like curls up into my other fingers randomly, when my right index finger goes past the space bar, or the b key. Ahhhh im so weird

CANT READ MY CANT READ MY...next song.

Oh yeah i like...Gaga, Taylor Swift, Owl City, more Gaga, Jacks Mannequin, ummmmmm...

JUDAS JU DA A AA

Just kidding next song

Wait a minute, before you tell me anything how was ur day, cause i've been missin u by my side.

Did anybody else notice they cut the line "Did i awake, you out of your dreams, i'm sorry but i couldn't sleep (you calm me down theres somethin bout the sound of your voice)" out of the music video for Worldwide?

I DID AND I WAS PISSED WHEN I TRIED SINGING ALONG.

Stupid Bastards

Stupid Bastard Count: 3.

Anyways, cya later, and now i end my profile.

PARIS, LONDON, TOKYO, THERES JUST ONE THING THAT I GOTTA DO

that was kiss you goodbye btw, just incase you didnt know

Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone.

At first i thought it was

And i'll tuck you in every night on the phone...

he only gets like 4 solo's...

BYEEE...NOW

PARIS, LONDON TOKYO, THERES JUST ONE THING THAT I GOTTA DO

Anyways back to the slave work of Story Writting

Bu Bye

Profile ends now...

WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE THE HELL DID MY PICTURES GO... PISSED OFF...

Sorry no pictures guys, but if u want...

http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/images/usa/north-carolina.jpg and the update button is on the bottom of like everything sooo, yeah love u. But you didn't read that because nobdody ever comes down here, thats what the virgin she said

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Along for the Rush by henderlover reviews
Ever since his parents' divorce, Kendall hasn't been sleeping at night, and has dreaded summers. It's now his last summer before college, and he has a chance to spend it in a beach town with his father and new step-family. In the town he meets James, a fellow insomniac, who will change Kendall and his summer forever. Based on Along for the Ride, by Sarah Dessen. Kames, AU.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,649 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
That's Friendship by Fr333bird reviews
Spins off from canon on the Russian trip. Maxxie's sad after falling out with Anwar, and decides to give in and let Tony cheer him up after all. That's what mates are for. PWP, oneshot, adult content.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Maxxie O., Tony S. - Complete
I Don't Know Ya by capsiclerogers reviews
"I don't know ya," I said. "I'm James Diamond. Now you do." SLASH; KAMES/CARGAN. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kendall, James
Like A Fish in the Sea by Tall Blonde and Eyebrows reviews
"I have a wife," Kendall said, pointing to the simple gold band shining on his left ring finger. "I have a dog I leave at home, too," James replied, smirking. "Neither of them have to know about this." Kames.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kendall, James
Big Time Lies by thelittleshawol reviews
JAMES has problems and he has no idea how to control them, so he does the one thing he knows he can control. KENDALL knows something's wrong with James and tries to help but he doesn't know that he's the main issue. KendallXJames WARNING:self-harm
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,484 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kendall, James - Complete
Help Me Forget by Jessayra reviews
Kendall has gone through some tought times and he wants James to help him forget. SLASH male on male action. don't like don't read.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Pure Affection by The Orange Knight reviews
He's probably leaving such delicious bruises on my wrists as he holds me up, and pushes me into the wall. Breathing is difficult, "Kendall... please..."
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Weekend by xXxIntoTheDarknessxXx reviews
Maxxie and Tony. A failed camping trip, a weekend home alone. Slash M/M some Out Of Charater. Tony never got hit by a bus, but the sketch situation still happened. Intense subject matter, clarified warnings inside. Don't like, don't read. But don't flame.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Maxxie O., Tony S. - Complete
Born This Way by nic98ole reviews
I gave up on my dreams a long time ago. I only have my lies to keep me going through life. Kames/Cargan and minor James/OC R&R!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,771 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Half the Pain I'm Still Going Through by EvilGeniusBookWorm13 reviews
After Big Time Break Up. Why did James put his arm around Kendall like that at the end? Delves deep into their love for one another! XD Rated M for swears and smut! Dominant!Kendall Shocker!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Green Eyes by Gabsikle reviews
AU. Kendall Knight has been a complete jerk to openly gay Logan Mitchell for years. Why is Kendall like that? Does he hate gay people? Or is it because of how he really feels about Logan? Is it love and not hate? Kogan. Contains self harm.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,972 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
In Which Sam Evans and Kurt Hummel Meet on Omegle by blahstupidblahugh reviews
Also known as "Your OMG BBYS turn me on." Sam/Kurt. Pure Crack.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.