Ghislaine Cullen
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Joined 12-17-08, id: 1773149, Profile Updated: 03-29-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Look, it's a vampire! ,.., Do you see it, do you see it?! Well, it's more like just a vampire mouth, because this dumb thing won't let me do the eyes. =C

I am completely obsessed with TWILIGHT!!

And I was a fan before New Moon even came out.

I was there when all you could find if you searched "Twilight" on the internet was the time of day.

Believe me, I tried.

Oh, yeah. I'm not even lying right now, I swear. My second cousin Alicia told me to read it because it was really good, so I did and tada! (see, how could I make that up? If you're still not convinced, Alicia has a boyfriend named Alex who drives like a complete maniac and listens to scary screaming music. Her sisters are Emily (ma soul sista) and Andrea and Tiffany. And their dad's name is Bread. Well, no, it's not Bread. I just like to call him that.)

But I wasn't quite THIS much of a fan. Yeah, that would be pretty much impossible.

Did you know that there's a Lake Edward in Africa? I want to go there someday...

For my birthday this year I want to go to Washington, where they're filming. So I can stalk them and creep them all out. Yeah, if anyone takes that seriously, I'm probably not even going to go there. Which is heartbreaking...

And I've seen the movie six times. I know almost all of the lines now! It really annoyed some people when I said them as the movie was going...

Anyways, I love TWILIGHT. It deserves capital letters.

And I love reading TWILIGHT, and watching TWILIGHT, and listening to people talk about TWILIGHT, and reading about TWILIGHT, and listening to people talk about books about TWILIGHT. I told you I was obsessed.

Oh, yeah, and if anyone had any doubts, I'm a girl.

Just makin' sure.


(By the way, it's pronounced Sheeeeeeeeeez- lennnnnnn, not Jiz-lane or Guys-la-eeen. Just soz ya know.)

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-in my bed

-in the car

-in a tent in my backyard (camping trip, yay!)

-on the picnic table

-during Study Hall

-after I'm supposed to be asleep (=D)

-while walking through the halls

-at the library (that was LONG time ago)

-while watching TV at my house

-while watching TV at Emily's house

-on Emily's futon

-on my couch

-while dancing (if you can call it dancing...)

-while brushing my teeth

-while straightening my hair

-in the shower (it's an art)

-while eating breakfast

-while eating lunch

-while eating dinner

-while eating a snack

-while not eating anything

-during English class

-during Computer Studies

-during Science class (Not that I recommend any of these. It's just... I get... so bored... minimal... attention span... so... dull...must... read... TWILIGHT!!)

-Well, this one time, I tried to read it while riding a bike... that did NOT turn out so well. It seemed like a good idea at the time...

-yeah... that's all I can think of right now...yeah ...


I mean it. Get lost.

Beat it, beat it, beat it beat it...

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Living Death by DearFictionalCharacter reviews
A hundred and some odd years later I'm no longer the little girl called 'Bella', I'm something stronger, something more powerful, something ten times more lethal. My existence in this world is quite simple, I'm here to destroy the one thing that can stop me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,743 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Chat by Thomas N reviews
This is formerly known as The Cullen Computers. It's an IM between the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009
Twisted into Twilight by TeAm EdWaRd32 reviews
Celesta, a twi-hard, trips and passes out. when she wakes, she finds herself inside her favorite book! but there seems to be a problem, and B and E don't fall in love! Can Celesta help them get together? previously called Celesta: MatchMaker Operation BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Vampires & Wizards by JewelGirl94 reviews
When the Cullen's decide it's time to leave Forks, what kind of trouble will find them in Britain? And will the wizarding world even accept them? Post Breaking Dawn, during Deathly Hallows. Canon pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
A Joining of Covens by VisserZer0 reviews
While feeding in an unfamiliar area, Ax discovers a strange mountain lion corpse that has been emptied of it's blood. Curious, the Animorphs go investigate. Animorphs/Twilight Saga crossover. R&R please. Ch. 16 is now up!
Crossover - Animorphs & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,668 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009
Two Of A Kind by The Blue-Eyed Vampire reviews
Set in the time of New Moon, but Edward never came back.Bella is now married to Jacob and is expecting twins!The only problem is, one is fathered by Jacob, while the other is by Edward!This story comepletly defys the laws of science,but is a must read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Emmett Joins Band Class by Werewolf Luver246 reviews
When Emmett pulls a " Brilliant!" prank, that totally backfires, Carlisle and Esme decide it's time for him to get a hobby!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Emmett
Twitanic by GingerMarauderette reviews
Bella & Edward meet on the most majestic, romantic, luxurious, famous ship ever to set sail. But when the famous disaster strikes, can their relationship survive? Can THEY survive? On hiatus
Crossover - Titanic & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Twilight IM by ThatGirl1993 reviews
Funny bloop with all your favorite Twilight Characters instant messaging.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
My Twilight at Sacred Heart by MrsAnneBlack reviews
Scrubs/Twilight crossover When Dr. Cullen gets hired on at Sacred Heart things start getting weird, well weirder then usual. All that's for sure is Sacred Heart will never be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crimson Latch by Akane Cullen reviews
Renee and Phil have a new daughter, which means Bella has a new step-sister. Fourteen years later, Renee and Phil decided to vacation in Forks and stay with the Cullens. But will Bella's sister find out their secret? Worse yet fall in love with a werewolf
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008
Omg! Bella is pregnant! by Catherine Walker reviews
My comedy version of Breaking Dawn. Need I say more? please read&review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008
deck the halls with the cullens! by ninjafairygirl reviews
songfic-deck the halls cullen style! "fast away that alice cullen,fa la la la la, la la la la!"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Twilight CrossOvers by sOpHiE123 reviews
A bunch of different scenarios that would happen if different characters from Twilight entered the stories of different books.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007
Fueled by FURUBA by Dying Is Your Latest Fashion reviews
A tale of bloodthirsty William Beckett, naked Kyou, and Pete Wentz saving the lives of his momma's kitties! Based on a dream I had.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
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My Uncle Em reviews
Renesmee and her uncle Emmett go to the movie store! Yay! Not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Grocery Store Fun reviews
The Cullens? At the grocery store? Why in the heck are they at the grocery store? Well, just read it, darn you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
The title kind of explains the whole thing...Rated T because I don't want to get caught by the rating police. Canon pairings, post B.D. And I would sure like some reviews! D Hmmm... I still have room in this summary...lalalalalalalala... OK, not anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward
Coincidences reviews
Rating might change as I add more. Completely pointless and random. I've decided not to say much about the actual story so people would be intrigued. And you have no idea what it will be about. Mua ha ha ha ha!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie