Author has written 8 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Legend of Zelda, and Phantom of the Opera.
Artemis (THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING WATERMELON IN THE HISTORY OF WATERMELONS)
If you have half a brain, which I'm sure you do, you've probably already noticed I am not the writer of the YGO! yaoi loacted on this account. That would be the always lovely and talented Cheyenne, whose mindless babble is located just under my own enticing and thought-provoking excuse for a profile.
It's Artemis. Sometimes I am known as Trilby.
I'm lazy, selfish, egotistical, self-deprecating, contradictory, sarcastic, mean, conceited, hypocritical, whiny, shallow and am going to be a human thesaurus when I grow up. People somehow manage to enjoy my company anyway.
I often offer up witty commentary and attractive dance moves.
I do not recommend drawing BL stuff on the back of your tests. If you already have, I do not recommend telling Cheyenne. You will never live it down.
I have a very, very strange sense of humour, which always works its way into my stories despite my efforts to write something serious once in a while. Along with my tendency to take liberties with character's personalities, this makes for some ... not quite enjoyable reads. Yaaaay!
I'm a pathetically obsessive Zelda fan. Sometimes I make myself cry just thinking about it.
One day I will get a life beyond the screen of a video game.
Other FanFiction/Pit of Shrews account: www.fanfiction.net/superartemis
Le Update ((March 4th))
All that time I spent actually thinking about the plots nd characters but mostly gay innuendoes will be wasted otherwise :
Cheyenne (-insert snappy commentary-)
My other FanFiction account is located here.
My tumblr is located here.
I have no FictionPress because I'm scared people will see what I write and steal my ideas.
Updates! (8 October, 2011)
Cheyenne's Posted Stories
Never Again- AU. Yami has been gone for one and a half years and Yugi is struggling to keep himself together. One night, during a snowstorm, a mysterious visitor shows up and Yugi learns that never again doesn't always mean forever. YYxY Yaoi. Complete. Up for a major do-over.
Defiance- AU Egypt. Yuugi is the young Pharaoh of Egypt, haunted by a past event and the ever-present threats of war from the bordering country. Yami is a thief and an outlaw, trapezing the deserts in search of plunder and wanted by the Egyptian Law. What happens when fate plays a card, resulting in Yami's capture and enslavement to the crown? Determined not to give himself to the palace ways, Yami desperately tries to escape... but what if he should fall in love, first? YYxY, Yaoi. Side pairings: SxJ, BxR, MxM. Hiatus.
Chosen -A young female noble is sent to live at the palace of the Pharaoh, and the results are something that neither one of them could have imagined. Thrust into a world of darkness and hatred, can Asoka and Atems' love for each other pull through, or will they be pulled apart as a sinister plot to overthrow Egypt comes forth? Summary Sucks. Main Pairing: AtemXOCSidePairings: RyouXBakura, MarikXOC, SetoXOC ((ATTACK OF TEH OC'S. Seriously, though, there aren't as many as you may think)) ((This is Artemis being annoying and saying: Yes, Cheyenne, there are.)). Temporarily on hold while I think up a way to write the ending. Umm... It's coming.
Just One Bite -Shaleena Vanderwaul is the leader of the most powerful Vampire coven in existence. She rules over the immortal world with cold justice, but there are some who want her dead. Yami, a Hunter, is charged with the task of taking her down. Along withhis own group of hunters, they must locate the infamous Vampire and kill her swiftly, effectively ending her reign. But fate is working against them, and, with a new threat arising, will the two enemies be forced to work together...? Or will their hatred for each other get in the way of humanities survival? I fail at summaries, sorry! YYxOC. Slight Anzu Bashing! TEMPORARY HIATUS WHILE I WORK ON MY OTHER STORIES. MIGHT BE CHANGING TO YAOI YYxY (OR SOMETHING NOT OC-Y). IN WHICH CASE, I WILL BE STARTING ALL OVER... AGAIN. Removed.
Phantom of My Heart -Young Sabine and her friend Mai are living their dreams, singing and dancing in the famous Opera Populaire. But what happens when both the infamous Joey Wheeler and the mysterious Opera Ghost take an interest in Sabine? Main Pairings: YYxOC one-sided JoeyxOC. Side Pairings: MarikXMalik and RyouXBakura. Hiatus.
Forbidden - ((Based using planets and characters from my video game, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, and Yu-Gi-Oh!.)) A young girl was stolen away from her home many years ago, and has grown up a slave in the household of crimelord Davik Kang on the outer rim planet of Taris. When the recent winner of the lower city swoop race arrives, everything in the girls life will change dramatically as she is pulled into a plot to save the galaxy from the forces of the Dark Lord Marik. YamiXOC. May contain other pairings. ON HOLD. TEMPORARY HIATUS WHILE I WORK ON MY OTHER STORIES. Removed.
Torrential Rain- A mesh of bipolar and just plain insane OC's coupled with our beloved YGO! characters, this is what happens when two crazy authors decide to write their first joint story. PERMANENT HIATUS BECAUSE ARTEMIS IS A LAZY RETARD WHO IS LAZY.
The Legend of Insanity- The fate of Hyrule rests in the hands of these two... shocking individuals. Join them as they battle forces of good and evil, ultimately becoming an epic obstacle for our favorite little hero to overcome.
Cheyenne's Upcoming Stories (OHMY!)
Pilot - AU. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic adaptation. Puzzleshipping.
Hessian - AU. Sleepy Hollow (puzzleshipping) adaptation.
It's Magic! - ((Title subject to change.)) The hikaris have agreed to take their yamis to Disney World! But with each location comes a new problem. Bakura doesn't think the rides (especially Tower of Terror) are scary enough, and tries to fix them to his level of "traumatizing". Marik hates waiting in lines, and Yami uses his status as the King of Games to gain access to stuff he probably shouldn't. But when an unforeseen disaster thrusts them all into a situation they could have never foreseen, will they finally see that magic truly exists? YamisxHikaris ((YYxY, BxR, MxM. May be other pairings. May be other people from the YGO gang joining them.))
Lies - AU. Atem is the Pharaoh of Egypt, a figure of power and an inspiration for fear. Yugi is the son of his greatest enemy, a crafty thief and general outlaw. The chances of the two meeting face-to-face are less than probable, but there's always fate. One day, when Atem is out riding, he and his guards are set upon by bandits, including Yugi out on his first raid. Lying to conceal his identity, he calls himself "Yami" and lets Yugi and the others take him back to their camp. But Yugi senses there is something different about Yami. Something he's not telling anyone. And as the army of Egypt grows near, will Yami be able to keep his secret? Or will he be found out and killed? AxY (YYxY). Yaoi! -Apologizes for crappy summary-
Hope To Die- AU. Bakura has managed to acquire all seven Millennium Items, and has used their power to transport himself back in time to Egypt, where he manifests the control of said items to make himself ruler of the world. Everything (and everyone) is at his disposal, now, and his life is perfect as he rules in what was once the palace of the Pharaoh Atem. Unfortunately for him, it's not going to stay that way for much longer. The former Pharaoh and his friends aren't giving up that easily, and they devise a plan to strike back at him. But when Atem himself is kidnapped during a small skirmish with Bakura's men and brought before the ex-Thief, what exactly will happen? Yaoi! Darkshipping YYxYB. One-sided AnzuXYY and possible one-sided Otogi (Duke Devlin)xYY. I'll fix the summary later, I know it's all over the place; but right now it's 2:05 AM and I'm tired xD
Midnight Ebony - The sequel to Chosen. Probably never going to be written. Hur.
What You Think- I have no ideas for names. I'll probably have some help from Artemis when I write this, as I'm not really a LoZ player and I don't know all nessessary stuff I'll probably need to know. I'm probably just going to make up my own plot.
Tell Me You Love Me ((Name still undecided. I'm coming up with new ideas.)) - Cameron grew up on the rough edges of town, and her life is far from perfect. Her mother left her with her abusive, usually drunk father when she was eight, and to top it off she's trying to raise enough money for herself so she can move as far away from her father as she can. When she saves the life of young Mokuba Kaiba, her own life may alter in ways she could never have imagined possible. SetoXOC
Home Is Where The Heart Is- ((Yippee! Craptastic title xD)) Yugi is a young boy living in the city of Domino, Japan. When an unforeseen disaster sends him whirling into a whole different world, what's the poor boy to do? Wandering around after escaping a bunch of crazed migets, Yugi stumbles upon a certain crimson-eyed stranger. But this stranger isn't all what he appears to be; and what is he running from, anyways? YxYY, RxB, MxM, and ANZU BASHING. May include other pairings.
Stolen Hearts-Domino is a small village off the coast of the Pacific Ocean. Hidden from the outside world, inhabitants of the village believe they have nothing to fear from the pirates that lurk and plow the waters. One day, though, that will change forever. Pirates find the village, destroying all they find and taking prisoners where they please. The leader of these pirates? None other than Yami Atemu, the fiercest pirate to ever sail the seven seas. Yugi, a young man living in Domino, is one of the only survivors along with his friends Ryou, Malik, Jou, and Anzu. Taken as prisoners aboard the pirate ships, will Yugi and the others ever be able to return home? Or will they even want to? Pairings: YYxY, MxM, RxB, and SxJ(?). Slight Anzu bashing (because it's fun and I could not resist) yaoi!