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Hey everyone! My name is Clair and I am a level 7 in gymnastics. I love it, but you won't ever see me in the olympics or anything like all of my friends think. I'm not that good! I love to read and write, and really like softball and volleyball too. My favorite type of music is country!
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And thats all for now. My profile is very long, bewarned. Thank you and have a nice day
And now for a survey I answered XD
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
Twilight- 1 day
New Moon- 1 day
Eclipse- 1 day
Breaking Day A day
Who introduced you to the books?
My other awesome best frien Erika!! Woot woot XD
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Borrowed all of them (except Breaking Dawn) at first then bought them all after
What's your dream ending to the series?
Edward and Bella's love increases and their happily married, and I wanted a big brawl with the Volturi with Bella fighting as a vampire and the Cullens all one and no one got hurt, but no that didnt happen -.- And I kinda watned Jacob to die. And Charlie -.- I guess dreams dont come true in that department XD.
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
I'm so glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around. - Emmett, Eclipse
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
When Bella was trying to convince him...yea in Eclipse, and then he proposed to her. Oh and on there honeymoon! And...I LOVE IT ALL XD
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When Bella punched him. Or when Jacob cut himself with the knife.
Or when he almost died in Eclipse. Too bad Carlisle is such a good doctor.
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
Omg...well...in New Moon when she comes back
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When Edward ripped Victorias head off. LOL
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Yes every single one
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun since Breaking Dawns out
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
hmmm. Midnight Sun since the movies now out XD
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward! Bella is too good for the mutt
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
How did you first find out about the movie?
What do you think of the casting so far?
Robert Pattinson is soooo not working for Edward.. Kristen Stewert is soooo not Bella... the only ones i like are Alice, Emmett and Jacob
Did the movie stay true to the book in your eyes?
Breaking Dawn Speculation:
Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
Do you think she and Edward will get married?
PSSSHHH AW (my way of saying OF COURSE XD)
Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
Yea it was kinda obvious XD
Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
Well he kinda did XD
Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
With more exceptions XD
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
Irina did. but she wasn't important. jacob should have died.
For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
That'd be horrible
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
That concludes the survey I copy+pasted
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Quotes from the Twilight series
Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse (Emmett/Bella)
"Are you still faint from the run, or was it my kissing expertise?" - Twilight (Edward)
"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella)
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)
"Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella)
"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward)
"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice)
"Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward)
"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)
"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Twilight (Edward)
His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)
"Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward)
"Nothing (is) more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." Twilight (Bella)
"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" - Twilight (Edward)
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. 10 for me
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"I don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs." - Edward Cullen - Eclipse
"Marry me first." "Okay. What's the punch line?" "Bella, you're wounding my ego. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke." - New Moon
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
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now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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If you could read that put it in your profile.
Forget Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down MY chimney!
When life gives me lemons I throw them back and demand Edward.
The only reason Edward ran from Bella in the meadow was because I was on the other side
I called my boyfriend Edward and now he thinks im cheating on him...OOPS
My girfriend read twilight and now she calls me edward and throws glitter on me
Edward Cullen: making real guys feel pathetic
Edward Cullen Vs. Jacob Black is like Sparkles vs. Fleas Take your pick
You're not jealous of Bella Sawn?...Liar
0.2 Seconds = how long it took for me to fall for Edward Cullen
"Thanks, Stephenie. Now I'll never find a man."
Everytime I hear thunder I wonder if vampires are playing baseball
Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in a shiny Volvo
"I can't stay mad at Jasper. No really."
Bella Swan does not appreciate your fantasies about her husband
I cut pages 73-381 out of New Moon. Jacob can go die.
I threw New moon at the wall when Edward left
Katie Peary wrote Hot'n Cold while sitting between Edward ans Jacob, guess who was the out?
Screw Dr.Phil, Jasper never needs to say, "how do you feel about that"
Good guys read Twilight, and take notes.
"Alice will you take me shopping for fancy french lingrie like the ones you bought Bella?"
Dear Bella, I'll marry Edward for you so you can have Jacob.
Cullenism...my new religion.
Edward Cullen makes abstinence sexy.
Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward
I typed in "sexy" in Google and it came up "Did you mean Edward Cullen?"
Future boyfriend checklist: Golden eyes, super strength, silver Volvo, reddish-brown hair.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN,so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI,so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER,so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK,so I MUST be gothic.
I'm YOUNG,so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN,so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND,so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm WICCAN,so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.
I'm a GOOD LIAR,so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT,so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT,so I MUST be a lesbain.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF,so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH,so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN,so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS,so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER,so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX,so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN,so I must not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY,so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN,so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK,so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm a PUNK,so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm ARAB,so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH,so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm BLOND,so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER,so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW,so I MUST be greedy.
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Very Sad Poems That Will Change the World (hopefully)
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; that I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now,And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her nowAnd tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the bestMommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the restMommy, tell my teachers; I won't how up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech, Students Who Were Lost
My name is Tiffany. I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up all day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone, the house is dark My folks aren’t home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight. I just heard a car; my daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse, my name is called I press myself against the wall I try to hide from his evil eyes I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words, He says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at me more, I finally get free, and run to the door He’s already locked it and I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late His face has been twisted into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door While I lay there motionless, brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany. I am three. Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
And you can help. It sickens me top the soul, if you read this and don’t pass it on, I pray for your forgiveness, because you would have to be one heartless person to not be effected by this poem. And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do, is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, on with it!
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!!
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again, and I don't like him.
Mommy, I am okay.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that will never beat.
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