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Joined 12-17-08, id: 1773440, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Death Note, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.

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Konchiwa I'm Edrick/ Campward/

1. What is your real name?

Ruth-Ann

2. What is your age?

22

3. What is your best friends name?

I have way to many to name XD

4. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?

Pink LMFAO style

5. What are you listening to right now?

You Won't Forget Me By Bentley Jones - He's the shiz

6. Whats your favorite number?

7

7. What was the last thing you ate?

Easter Roast I cooked myself

8. If you were a crayon what color would you be?

Purple although I prefer to be chalk because frankly it tastes better

9. How is the weather right now?

Rainy -_-' so much for summer

10. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?

Jaz's mom...

11. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

I'm usually swearing at the fucker for existing if that counts

12. Do you have a significant other?

Yes he's called Gen; he's imagenary XD

13. Favorite TV show?

Damn thatsa hard one hmm...Ima gonna say Friends and the Simpsons

14. Siblings?

Aren't you in for a treat ;P. Four honerary sisters two younger two older and from Romania. Two cousins who're like brothers. Might have a sister in Ireland but she could be my cousin (our dads are twins). My friends

15. Height?

5ft 2

16. Hair color?

Uh...naturally? Brown dyed...a whole range of colours mainly Reds or Purples

17. Eye Color?

Blue

18. Do you wear contacts?

No i have awesomely awsome glasses...that I lost in my room...

19. Favorite Holiday?

When I went to America last year. I miss the Golden Corral!

20. Month?

Uhhhh

21. Have you ever cried for no reason?

Yeah but thats cuz my body does random shit like yawning when I'm hungry...

22. What was the last movie you watched?

Marley and Me yesterday

23. Favorite Day of the Year?

Christmas :P

24. Are you too shy to ask someone out?

Nope I just don't bother

25. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?

Hell no I don't move off my sofa to get Pepsi and I LOVE Pepsi

26. Hugs or Kisses?

Neither both a waist of time

27. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Hehe Gackt's Vanilla ;)

28. What books are you reading?

Sookie Stackhouse Novels which rock (Made into shitty True Blood Tv show gah only good things Eric and they chopped his hair off >.29. Piercings?

Ears. Getting Nose and lip

30. Favorite movies?

Moon Child, New Moon, Tale Of Two Sisters (Not the shitty Hollywood Remake The Uninvited) and some others

31. Favorite football Team?

I hate sports they're a waist of time

32. what were u doing before this?

Dressing up *sheepish smile*

33. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?

Salted WITH butter (h)

34. Dogs or cats?

Dogs like my little Puppy Darkey

35. Pets?

Darkey - Border Collie who looks like a rabbit and is scared of my Guinea Pig
Antonio Banderas Jr - Anti social emo Guinea Pig who glares...
Jonhathan - My pigeon who acts like a brother

36. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?

Hehe yeah but I don't think you want to know about that

37. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?

Callum I miss you dude!

38. Have you ever loved someone?

Yes and it was a waist of time

39. Who would you like to see right now?

A naked Gackt on my bed...maybe with a little bit of Hyde on top ;)

40. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?

Nursey for the English girl. Yes Jaz she rocks

41. Have you ever fired a gun?

Yes my Grandad's

42. Do you like to travel by plane?

Love it and sing Air Hostess by Busted while I'm at it XD

43. Right-handed or Left-handed?

Right handed

44. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Three due to my Asthma

45. Are you missing someone?

Nope

46. Do you have a Tattoo?

Not just yet but I'm getting a Cross on my back

47. Religious?

Yes God and Jesus have done a lot for me thanks guys :)


Till Dad Tears Wedding:

http://www.romance-fire.com/pictures/Allure20Gown20Wedding2003.jpg

Nessie's Hair:
http://www.weddingfever.co.za/images/bridal-hairstyles/gallery/hair6.jpg

Bella's Dress:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Ud-2lDoKL._AA280_.jpg

Edward's Tux:
http://www.jaysbridal.com/images/tux/742_lastrada.jpg

ALice and Rosalie's Dress:
http://www.camdendrive.com/media//resized/L3761-Purple-f_size2.jpg

Jacob's Tux
http://www.statenislandtuxedo.com/CK_2B_notch_new.jpg


A Question Of Friendship Award Night:

Esme: http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1366&bih=677&tbm=isch&tbnid=rZUQbIizxAPwSM:&imgrefurl=http://fashtrend.com/dresses/black-long-gown-by-zuhair-murad-2012/attachment/black-long-gown-2012/&docid=VmDyBlhBTh-zOM&imgurl=http://fashtrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Black-long-gown-2012.jpg&w=367&h=533&ei=LxzZT76GMITK0QWz0sG6BA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=249&sig=109417972995837746832&page=3&tbnh=142&tbnw=99&start=55&ndsp=34&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:55,i:276&tx=64&ty=42

Bella: http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?start=122&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1366&bih=677&tbm=isch&tbnid=KZ7RaobeyKa3jM:&imgrefurl=http://www.best-deals-and-offers.co.uk/clothing-watches-jewellery/isabel-oliver-maternity-clothes-clearance/&docid=lPK9QGt5kurRIM&imgurl=http://www.best-deals-and-offers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dr083-219x300.jpg&w=219&h=300&ei=OB7ZT5-fMIrG0QXhubiiBA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=250&sig=109417972995837746832&page=5&tbnh=152&tbnw=111&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:25,s:122,i:187&tx=60&ty=120

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Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,762 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
One Night in Vegas by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.SMUTFUL. After going through a horrible divorce, Bella finds herself in Vegas with her best friend Alice in hopes to lose herself and momentarily forget the pain of lost love for a night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,450 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
What If Sirius by RikusAngel reviews
What if Sirius Black had had a lover who had unknown to Sirius left 2 suprises in the hands of a friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sirius B., Kouichi K./Koichi
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
In The Mind Of A Murderer by Wolf-Kaiserin reviews
A Piece Of Original Writing. Give Me The Feedback Please. Jonathon Lockheart is a wealthy widower living with his son. In the middle. But what happened in the begining? And what happens at the end?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Dreams by Lioneh reviews
39/100: 'Dreams'. Genesis reminisces about his mistakes...wondering why he had been driven to the point of insanity. - Genesis POV, stream of consciousness. - 100% yaoi/cursing free! - Genesis non-yaoi one shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Genesis R. - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Rissohma reviews
Forks is ravaged with an epidemic of the Spanish Influenza. With an 83 percent death rate for those infected, how will Edward react when Bella gets sick?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
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A Question Of Friendship reviews
After recieving devastating news that he has Terminal Cancer, Edward has to do everyhting he wants in the little time he has left including asking his bestfriend Bella to do something that will change her life forever too. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 43,578 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Porn, My Husband and I reviews
Being married to a famous Porn star is every woman's fantasy and a reality for Bella Cullen. Jet setting across the word for different shoots has become a daily routine for the couple. But when a child Edward didn't know he'd fathered is sent to live with them things have to change. AH Possible smut
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Girl Next Door reviews
He isn't a pervert. He isn't even attracted to her, but something about the girl in the apartment next door calls to him. Is she just a trigger for Deja vu or does she lie in his buried past? One-Shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Lead me Shape Me reviews
"They tore my throat out yes but it turned me; I was stronger than they thought now I am their leader." "You're evil too then!" She hissed "Maybe I am maybe I'm not but I rule these creatures and so will you." He lent closer to her face; almost sharing the same breath "You will be my queen." "And what if I don't want to be?" "I'm not giving you a choice Bella."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
Serial
Going back home to Forks for the funeral of a friend of the family was never going to be easy for Bella. Not after the tragic murders that happened there in her childhood. When another murder happens and it seems like the serial killer is back, Bella's boss asks her to stay and follow the story. She's thrust back into haunting memories & finding someones secret. Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Blind But Now I See reviews
When Bella detached her placenta damage was caused to the unborn Renesmee: she's completely blind. As she grows with her disability she finds her unique talent will help her in life both with and outside of her family. A/U set just after Bella's transformation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The Safe House reviews
Bella Swan was leading a normal life until she found out her dead mother's romance novels were really missions she went on as a spy. Now Bella's in The Safe House being looked after by two secret agents one of whom she's starting to fall in love with. But who can she trust and what is this Henderson Journal all the bad guys seek? A/H A/U This is a re-upload
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Last Day On Earth reviews
Married and widowed four months out of High School, Isabella Masen needs to get her life back on track but over comming obsticals aren't so easy even with friends help. Especially when you see the dead everywhere you go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Bella
Dark Thoughts Of Desperate Times reviews
Just what Steve was thinking when he was about to get into the Coffin Of Flames and how his dark mind works. One Shot!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Steve Leonard - Complete
Death Note Movie Spoof Script reviews
Basically a soon to be youtube comedy spoof of the Death Note Movies - 1 & 2
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Light Y., L
A Holiday With The Family reviews
Sequel to Till Dad Tears Him Apart. Nessie, Jacob and their kids go to spend a week with the Cullens in Forks. What could go wrong? One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Till Dad Tears Him Apart reviews
Funny NessiexJacob story about them getting married if Edward lets Jake live that long. Crap at summarys, i'm re-uploading it. 7 Years after Breaking Dawn. From writer of WifeSwap Vampire Editon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
WifeSwap Vampire Edition reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete