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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Pokémon.

I might write something, I might not. Reading is more fun for me.


Evil mutant ninja monkey squirrel chickens say, "MOO!"

Failure is a choice, so choose not to fail.

Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so that when you do insult them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

Nobody's perfect. I'm Nobody.

If I'm happy, then I have nothing to bitch about.

I'm bored, run for your sanity.

The voices in my head think you're weird.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you're in love with a fictional character copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ORFS (Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

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200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Vizards Over Hollows by TsukiNoKagura reviews
Rukia is a commoner who had gotten into an elite school. Ichigo is the leader of the gang F4 who rules the school. Opposites should attract, right? Retelling of the Korean drama Boys Over Flowers. IchiRuki centric,HitsuHina,GrimmNel,UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,970 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Dimness of Edward by selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! Oneshot. Bella's on her period, and she doesn't want Edward to know, but he is making that surprisngly difficult. And how is it possible that he can't figure out what's wrong when he's as old as he is? PreEclipse. R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Between Us by C.Queen reviews
Twenty one year old James Sirius Potter never expected to go back in time to the seventh year of the Marauders. And he certainly never expected to fall in love there. But James doesn't belong, and the fate of Sirius Black has already been written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,906 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - James S. P., Sirius B. - Complete
Meifu's Gate Final Graduation ::Omake:: by VraieEsprit reviews
With only one week left of their Senior Year, what will the future hold for the graduating class of Genryuusai's Academy? Juushirou's path is still uncertain, meanwhile his friends are making important choices - will they follow their Clan or their heart?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 98,272 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
The Bleach Show! by animefreak469 reviews
Ask the Bleach Characters questions and 1 dare!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/1/2007
Hueco Mundo's Advice Column by Totoromo reviews
Hueco Mundo has a newsletter and Nnoitra is forced to be a columnist. He runs an advice column with a guest, answering your questions. A little bit of crack for fun. This week: Szayel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Nnoitra G., Tesra L., C. Stark, Szayelaporro G.
The 87th District by kaibasgirlx reviews
After receiving numerous reports about disturbances in the area, Hitsugaya and Hinamori are sent to investigate. However, what they find is not what they were expecting. HitsuHina.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,290 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Ouran by mysteriously.mesmerized reviews
The 50 things that I am NOT allowed to do at Ouran! CRACK-ness! XD Number 17: I will not attempt to go on FanFiction net during hosting hours ever again.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2008
From sarcastic to literal by SSOTVDG reviews
Harry, Draco, Blaise, Theodore, Ron, Neville, Luna, Pansy, and Hermione play a game of wizard style truth or dare. SLASH/YAOI, M/M! DM/hp SS/hp SS/Dm/hp MAYBE LM/hp. Twists and complications!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,003 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
What If by Silent Cries of the Night reviews
What if, instead of being born a boy, Ichigo was instead a girl? What would that change? A lot. Follow our strawberry headed teen as she faces hardships other teenagers don't normally face as she struggles to be thought of as a boy.Soul Society Arc begins
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,244 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Ichigo K.
Living Arrangements by Xxdazed and confusedxX reviews
What would you do if you came home from Spring break to find you're parents gone and in there place... the Espada? Well two best friends are going to do just that. Surving through High School just got a whole lot harder. Oc's. in our universe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,164 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
In Which Draco Malfoy Is Not Gay by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
A series of oneshots in which Draco Malfoy is not gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Draco M.
Surprise, You're Being Kidnapped! by ilfreitas reviews
It's summer holidays and James and Sirius are bored. So they decide to kidnap someone. SiriusxRemus One-shot, entry for a contest
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Therapeutic Snogging by Spamsterlady reviews
Sirius has run away from home and is feeling down. What better way to remedy this than spilling his secrets and having a snog with Remus? SBxRL obviously. ; Rated for boyxboy tonsil hockey, almost violence with apples and a corny title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Christmas Surprise by I Double Dare You reviews
Sirius and Remus try to find a way to let Harry know about their relationship but Harry already knows and is trying to figure out how to tell them. Smut and slight fluff. Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What's a Holiday, Aizen? by Emma Stargaze reviews
Aizen's bored, and decides to bring human holidays to Heuco Mundo. This time he's brought Cinco de Mayo. What's this? He doesn't know anything about Cinco de Mayo? Then how can he celebrate it?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,867 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Matchmaker by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
AU. Being the Head of Research and the Dean of Student Affairs doesn't provide Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi Shihoin with enough work, so they've taken on a project or two to keep themselves entertained.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 32,844 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Yoruichi S., K. Urahara - Complete
Suprise in the dorm by Firewhisky-Black reviews
Sirius Black is in the dorm with Remus sleeping next to him. Remus begins to talk in his sleep and Sirius learns something new about his life long friend. M/M slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
the bleach show! by apola55 reviews
yays i added new characters to the show!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 20,750 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Xemnas
Excuse Me, Mr Slytherin Prince! by castleof.stina reviews
Your name is Ileana Lasko, year 6. "I see you have taken a certain liking towards Slytherins." "Is that bad?" "Just a bit." Second Person POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,505 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Ouran Truth And Dare by leshamarieinuyasha reviews
An insane Truth AND Dare show has broken out. With me as your host things are about to get a little crazy! Ask the hosts/guests any question and have them answer truthfully or dare them to do something completely idiotic. PLEASE RXR!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,692 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
51 Ways to Annoy Murtagh by silver-nightstorm reviews
When Mercury discovers the internet, it creates a VERY bad scenario for Murtagh... Rated for some topics in later chapters... DISCONTINUED.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Meifu's Gate ::Third Chronicle:: by VraieEsprit reviews
Ambition. Revenge. Betrayal. Soaked in blood, 7th District purges itself of its outlaw Urahara. At the Academy, Juu & Shun face new challenges, as well as the encroaching darkness. This time fate's hand may splinter their friendship & divide them forever.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 631,888 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Teach Me by C.Queen reviews
Gellert had never been interested in getting up close and personal with anyone. But then one night he sneaks into Albus's room to talk, and winds up thinking maybe it wouldn't hurt for Albus to teach him a thing or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Rebels' Tale by Anbessette reviews
The story of two lives that Gilead changed forever. Original characters. Rated for language.
Handmaid's Tale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009
Things That Are Lost by Kisekikui reviews
His heart raced, though he was perfectly still. Unfamiliar feelings rushed through his system as remnants of the dream flashed through his head. His face turned to a pale red color as he thought, "Have I really fallen in love with her..?" HitsugayaxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,404 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Chance Meeting by UNseated4TH reviews
Oneshot. In which a bored Aizen and Ulquiorra and the rest of HM and SS attend a Hannah Montana concert. Much strangeness. Aizen meets and gives his email to an interesting girl and Ulquiorra gets nekkid. The things we do when we're bored...Please R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - S. Aizen, Karin K. - Complete
Ask Bleach! by soulful100 reviews
Always had a question you wanted to ask the bleach characters! Now you can! You can also make them do whatever you want XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
A Blueberry Remus Lupin by Firewhisky-Black reviews
Who knew that Remus Lupin would go for something other then chocolate. Prefect duty is lonely without food or without company. How to spend his boring patrol?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Annoying The Eragon Characters by The Psychiatric Ward reviews
Ever wanted to annoy the Eragon characters, but have no idea how? Well you've come to the right place, here are all the ways to annoy the characters and more.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2009
From Floor to Ceiling by animechaser reviews
Jiraiya and Orochimaru sneak into a brothel in mourning hours for Jiraiya's research. Orochimaru's envy is having problems staying put. genin days. Yaoi. M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Seducing Byakuya Kuchiki by psychegloom reviews
Rukia is taken to the s-society for a meeting with the KuchikiElders. She's put in an awkward situation, forced to bear her brother's heir. Byakuya himself doesn't want this; the situation becomes even stranger when she has to seduce him to do it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,256 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K.
A Little Less Speculation, A Little More Action by TangerineSummer reviews
Kyoya is constantly writing in his notebook; the twins decide they want to know what exactly he writes in it. When Haruhi is thrown into the scheme, she finds out a lot more about Kyoya than she ever could have imagined. Main pairing: Kyoya/Tamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Twisted by Moe-chama reviews
After a romantic dream, Kaoru wakes up to find himself almost kissing his brother. What does this mean, and what will happen if Hikaru finds out? HikaruxKaoru. Twincest/Yaoi scenes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Seven by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Seven of Nanao's birthdays. Companion to Eleven.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Yachiru's Question by EverGreenGlow reviews
Yachiru has an intresting Question to ask and is sent to matsumoto and hitsugaya for the answer.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Yachiru K. - Complete
The Accident by XxstevexX reviews
Hika-chan and Kao-chan have an accident at the host club when they decide to swap identities. Don't own Host Club, but I DO own the idea.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Meifu's Gate ::Second Manuscript:: by VraieEsprit reviews
Juushirou wants to learn and Shunsui wants to take it easy. But the two boys are united in one thing - both of them believe in justice. When a crime polarises the Academy, the boys resolve to solve it - but it seems Elite society has many secrets to hide!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 369,378 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Gone Wrong by burningfoot reviews
A parody of Diamond and Pearl. Two different people enter their games purely for your entertainment. The game isn't going right but being a criminal, killing Gym Leaders and using AR doesn't make it better but does make it more fun. Now with epilogue.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
I Want to Be Alone by IVIaedhros reviews
When poor Shiro-chan becomes burdened down by the pressure of being so awesomely famous, it's up to local heart throb Kuchiki Byakuya and his partner, Abarai Renji, to help square him away. Parody in the extreme. You have been warned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Byakuya K. - Complete
Espada Fun by Xena505 reviews
Well, this is my first time writing seriously, so I hope this isn't to OOC........................Rated T for safety................
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Ulquiorra
Because Crack Just Can't Explain This by Redfaerie reviews
An extremely random crack-fic in which Ritsuka has a lobster thrown at him, gets chased by blue jays, Kio is perhaps the most ADD person alive, Yayoi is his drug dealer, which explains so much, and the city has a random cornfield...is that a pinata!
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Ritsuka A.
Spyro dies a lot in Legend of Spyro by Zerodius reviews
Spyro, Sparx, and Cynder fail in various ways in the LoS trilogy. Some failures being major, others minor, all of them stupid. Humor fic
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
Sammich by Sen Graham reviews
Gin exacts revenge for being thrown out a window and Yumichika is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Yumichika A., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Death by Chocolate by The Moonlight's Marionette reviews
Ukitake/ Hitsugaya Toushirou wonders why Ukitake always gives him sweets.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Ways to annoy the characters in Inheritance by Vita-de-Incendia reviews
UPDATED I decided to write this story one night. I was a LITTLE hyper, so beware XD This is the step by step process to give everybody gray hairs and eventually have Arya murder you... yeah. -WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME-
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
The Little List by SendMoreParamedics reviews
Ichigo has made a list, but forgets the most important person! His hollow! Hollow finds the list, and changes this horrible error. But what sort of list was it? And why has it got Ichigo so riled? HORRIBLE summary. Just click. Ogichi/Shiro/Ichigo One-sho
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The REAL Reason Why Sasuke Left Konoha! by Silent.Embrace reviews
The power of youth prevails! - crack! PURE crack!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Lee R. - Complete
Slow Burn by KappaForest reviews
Grimmjow slapped his forehead as Ulquiorra, once again, failed to realize the insult." A series of drabbles centered around Grimmjow/ulquiorra prompts range from fluff to crack, but mostly crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
When Matsumoto Dreams by Mayan reviews
What happens when Matsumoto drinks and dreams? Crack fic, the idea just popped into my mind. Warning: Contains Kira having a seizure and Hitsugaya in a nut hugger. Read if you want to have a good laugh. Rating has gone up for selected scenes, Just
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - R. Matsumoto
Distribution by armyofgnomes reviews
A certain picture of Renji is leaked to all of Seireitei, thanks to the Shinigami Women's Association. Byakuya is not pleased. Oneshot, humorous fluff with slight romance, complete. Byaren yaoi/shonen-ai in all its loveliness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
This Time Imperfect by armyofgnomes reviews
Renji knows he'll never by good enough for Byakuya, yet he continues to try, scraping his fangs at the moon. Or throwing paper airplanes at his taicho. . . angst, eventually requited love, and romance: Byaren yaoi/shonen-ai in all its loveliness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
The Western Wind by shadowphantomness reviews
An AU take on the Trojan warIliad. When Princess Ashline is born, the world takes notice, and a pretty face can launch a thousand ships... Palletshipping, Championshipping *Lance/Red* , Comashipping, Originshipping. HETEROSEXUAL.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,852 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - [Red, Lance/Wataru] Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Kisses Chocolate by Artemis of Luna reviews
What happens when Yachiru offers Hitsugaya some chocolate, in a strange way? YachiruHitsugaya mention of IchigoRukia Please review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Crack Weddings! by Itachilova101 reviews
Crack randomness! No canon pairings and rated for swearing! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Thirteen Minutes by AnimeDutchess reviews
A Halloween PWP Palletshipping special by me, AnimeDutchess! Misty's throwing a Halloween party and puts a unique spin on an old game...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
72 Ways toAnnoy our Favorite Dark Lord by SlytherinsScribe reviews
Yes, it's another list of ways to annoy Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Ticklish by Hoshika reviews
[HyouShin] Hyouta finds out about Shinji's secret. WARNING: Yaoi.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Every day and every night by Rewy reviews
Hinata is depressed because she has problems with her family. She meets someone who can help her. Who? Read to find out! Hinax?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Hinata H., Orochimaru - Complete
Truth Or Dare II by chuunin alchemist reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare! This time, the jounin are at it! Guest starring Itachi, Kisame, Orochimaru and Kabuto! Be prepared for more chaos! Cameos from the sound five and various Akatsuki members!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
Truth or Dare by chuunin alchemist reviews
The Rookie Nine and Sand Siblings join for a game of truth or dare! Much chaos ensues! Surprise ending
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
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Dusk and Dawn
The story of two eevee and how they became what they are today. Dark. Warning: Humans are not nice in this story. Rated for darkness and general non-happiness. Seriously, don't read if you are easily saddened.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Eevee/Eievui - Complete
The Fate Of A Legendary reviews
A poem. Rayquaza tells of its capture. Based on Emerald version.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Rayquaza - Complete
White and Black reviews
Another poem. Cresselia reflects on her relationship with Darkrai.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cresselia, Darkrai - Complete
Versatility reviews
A poem about an Eevee who evolves because its 'friend' tells it to. Not happy.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eevee/Eievui, Flareon/Booster - Complete
Wtf? reviews
A dream I had last week. I have no idea where this came from.... Light swearing, minor yaoi, one-sided HarryXLucius, implied one-sided SiriusXHarry, implied one-sided LuciusXDraco. Contains sexual innuendos. Told from my point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete