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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone at all find it ironic that Rowling's method of taming a hippogriff is exactly the same as bowing to a highland sword dancer?

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I'm a late generation-x eternal student. Really, I think I'm trapped in my university's Lit department. The long and short of it is that I'm a very, very good reader and a stuffy, pretentious, boring writer. Pleased to make your acquaintance, on with the profile stuff.


Siggy: by Mr. Ragtop (since deleted)

Author's Note:
This is a hobbyist fan-fiction, not a doctoral thesis. People over-analyzing it will waste their time and annoy the monkey (that's me).
Enjoy the half-full glass
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From The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks, by Paimpont:

Dumbledore smiled. "Of course he is, Miss Granger. Fawkes has experienced this many times before. At least I think he has... I suppose only a philosopher could determine whether I am the owner of one long-lived but combustible bird, or a series of four hundred identical phoenixes who carry with them the recollection of the birds who have gone before..."

From Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone, by NothingPretentious

"In second place for Europe would be Vlad the Impaler, a sorcerer who used human murders – sacrifices – to keep himself alive for four hundred years. Some of those centuries he spent taking feral wampyrs from Russia and blood-sucking butternut squash from Austria, and breeding them into the deadly modern vampires."

From Veritas Oracle, by BajaB

"The truth," laughed Harry humourlessly as caught the little bottle. "I am pretty much sick of the truth."

"It is a precious thing, not one to be despised or wasted."

"It's an angry witch with a broomstick, waiting to hit you on the back of the head when you're not ready," countered Harry.

"That too," agreed the Headmaster.

From An Old and New World, by Lens of Sanity

"She had attempted to get him to show up at detentions following the one and only class Harry had attended, but due to his policy of not going to them she had been left disappointed so far. She had even appealed to Headmaster Dumbledore, who had told her that Harry rarely bothers going to class let alone detentions and then proceeded to vanish in a flash of Phoenix fire before she could ask any more questions."

From Tsunade's Heir, by funkmasterjo

"You're going to try." Tsunade explained. "You're going to throw yourselves in front of this door because you know that if I get out, you won't be able to follow me. This is our ancestral home, imbued with more power than your puny existences have ever dreamed of, and it won't let you leave. So you'll line up nice and neat to keep me away from that door. And then," Tsunade leaned in as if to share a secret, "I'm going to walk through you."

From Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon, by Willyolioleo

"No, blibbering humdingers. I'm really interested in what they tell you," Hermione said.

"They tell me how to find interesting things," she answered. "Last June they told me to follow the wrackspurts and I found you two under an invisibility cloak. And then they told me to go search for crumple-horned snorkacks in the home of plunderers so my father and I went to Norway. Next time we're going try looking in the Department of Magical Finance and Taxation."

From Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon, by Willyolioleo

"He was using his off-hand for the entire duel," Dumbledore said. "Perhaps you should give him more credit."

"Non! Just like last time, 'e uses barely-legal attacks against Fleur. If 'is left 'and were ze weaker one, why would 'e not use 'is right instead of cheating?"

"That was merely a mistake," Dumbledore sighed, but she raised a detail he had nearly forgotten until today. He assumed Harry's left hand was his weaker one; but the boy showed a massive increase in skill despite the fact- or, maybe, because of it. Tom Riddle was always right handed-was the mysterious power that of a southpaw? Ridiculous, he told himself…

From the profile of Crowlows19

"Indifference: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile but it takes none to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

From In a Barroom Far Far Away, by Nemo Blank

Pete grinned and poured. "Look, you guys got them laser swords and can block blaster bolts and all, but why don't people just use grenades or shotguns?"

Anakin laughed. "Jedi listen to the force, Pete. The force always tells us to run away like hell from grenades and shotguns."

"Always listen to the force you should. Wise indeed are the ways of the force."

Anakin sprayed his mouthful of liquor. "Master Yoda!" He poked his head over and looked incredulously down at the sodden lump on the floor behind the bar.

"Tells me to drink, the force does, mmmmm? The ceiling to spin, it makes." Yoda's eyes were looking in different directions.

"Is this your frog?" Pete frowned, rubbing Bantha Piss out of his eyes. "He drank a gallon of Spacer's Ruin and I can't get him to leave."

From Summoned by esama

Albus hurriedly jumped back as the younger wizard almost thrust the squirming devil at his face. He coughed awkwardly and then smiled. "Might, uh… might the healer Harry be around?" he asked carefully, as he didn't thing he could deal with this warrior without a gentler buffer in between.

"I am the healer!" the young man almost roared, ignoring how Albus jumped as he took the cage Kreacher had brought, and shoved the devil inside it. After shoving an uncorked bottle of Odgen's finest Firewhiskey right after it, he hung the cage into a clothes rack, and turned back to Dumbledore. "Now," he said in calm tone that rather sounded like great predator growling under its breath. "Again. Was there something you wanted headmaster?"

"A-are the other two here?" Albus asked nervously, looking between the deranged devil, the deranged house elf, and the absolutely bat shit insane healer.

"No, they are unfortunately out at the moment. Would you like for me to take a note for them? Just let me get my parchment and quill," the healer hissed through his teeth, but didn't make a move to actually get anything.

"M-maybe I should come back l-later?" Albus offered carefully, already edging towards the door.

"Yes, maybe you should. Wonderful idea. I'll tell the two lunatics you stopped by," the healer promised, and the moment his eyes shifted towards the door leading to the basement, Albus listened to his more primitive survival instincts and ran like hell.

From A Black Comedy, by nonjon


"It was like Fate herself was slapping her knee, pointing, and begging, 'Do it again! Do it again!'"

From The Unsuspecting Side of the Force, by Tsu Doh Nimh

Maul realised that without his stick, the human was defenceless against him. Confidence returned with a rush, and he drew back his hand once more, preparing to cripple the young man.

The Force violently erupted around him.

Nothing he had ever experienced prepared him for the aberrant rush. He stiffened as hard as duracrete as he was crushed, pulled, stretched and tormented. The Force wept pitifully at the abuse. Only Maul's inhumanly strong discipline kept him from following suit.

From The Pride of Sunnydale, by The Saint of Killers

"I love you Willow. You're a great friend."

"Aww, how cute!" snarled a rough voice. Xander and Willow spun around to face a blonde vampire wearing a business suit.

"Vampire!" yelled Willow in fear.

"Vampire!" exclaimed Xander in pleased realization.

"What?" asked the vampire, confused at the obvious signs of joy on Xander's face.

"Yes! Have at thee!" yelled Xander in joy as he threw his ice cream cone into the vampire's face. The cone smashed into the vampires face, momentarily blinding him.

"Ah, what the fuck!" the vampire screamed as he struggled to wipe the ice cream from his face. He cleared the ice cream from his eyes in time to see a palm enclose his vision.

From A Whole New World, by Oxnate

Giles explained. "But the entire council operates on a very small budget. Even the full time employees such as myself must either take an additional job or have a partner with a job in order to make ends meet. It makes recruiting rather difficult. 'Would you like to join a life of poverty and boredom occasionally interrupted by stark, raving terror?' Makes a poor recruiting poster."

From Gods of Dark and Light, by Darth Marrs

"I am Jedi. I've gone weeks without sleep."

"I am an Imperial guardsman. So have I."

From A Personal Matter, by Orodruin

"I insist you go to Hogwarts, Harii-kun," the Hokage said, "We'll treat it as a mission."

The Genin frowned moodily, "Fine… how long do I have to go for?"

"Oh, it's not long at all," the Sandaime assured him, "Nine and a half months out of the year for seven years—that's not so bad."

Harry gaped at the man incredulously, "Seven years?!"

"Well… there are an awful lot of swishy motions you need to learn to make, Harii," the Hokage reasoned.

"Hokage-sama," Kakashi started unhappily, "Seven years is kind of extreme, isn't it? If he stayed here, he could already become a Jounin in that time."

"True…" The Hokage agreed reluctantly, "But if he goes to Hogwarts he will learn about magic. No one else in the Shinobi Countries knows about magic."

"But for seven years?!" Harry exclaimed, "What kind of magic will I be learning?"

"Very useful stuff," the Hokage assured him, "Things like… washing dishes and transporting from one place to another instantaneously."

"… You mean sort of like the Body Flicker Technique?" Kakashi asked dryly.

"Sort of," the Hokage agreed, "But with a loud pop instead of smoke."

"…" The two Hatake brothers exchanged dry looks.

From The Truth Decays, by Marz1

Maito Gai had sent Ibiki a note saying something about how the boy "having obviously suffered greatly for the benefit of a Konoha shinobi, should be spared further dampening to the fires of his youth." The note had gone on for three more paragraphs about fires, tsunamis, and something that may or may not have been a haiku about a protein-rich diet. Ibiki interpreted the note as a request to go easy on the kid.

From Vulpine, by Saphroneth

Neji spun into the Hyuuga ultimate defence, the Kaiten, shedding the incoming attack and popping the clones.

Naruto bit his thumb and slapped it on the ground. "Summoning: death from below!"

With a grinding roar, an enormous pair of jaws burst from the ground around his opponent and closed around Neji in his entirety, before disappearing back into the ground.

The proctor blinked. "Is… is he dead?"

Naruto shook his head. "Give it a minute."

The great red maw burst from the ground again, and its' eyes crossed.

With a ptui sound, Neji was spat out of the fox's mouth before it dispersed, and began shivering in place.

Genma walked over to the Branch Hyuuga. "Are you…okay?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

I'm not going to post it, because it's only a little over a hundred words long. But check out Old Ben, by Lucilla. Worth a look and a laugh.

From Harry Potter and the Natural 20, by Sir Poley

""Oh, my gods." Milo had never been so scared in his life. "Detect Magic," he murmured quietly. Just like the broomstick earlier, there was no response. Either the wands were somehow hiding their magical auras, which was possible, or McGonagall had left him alone with a madman who could recognize the blood of kittens by taste and butchered dragons for their heartstrings."

From Uchiha Fukurou, by ToBetasered

"There was a sort of awkward bemusement now when most looked at him, the odd bird Uchiha that lived in the woods. Fukurou didn't mind, fielding strange looks from people who thought him crazy was old hat to Harry Potter."

From Ninja Who Lived, by 88mph

"How is it you have such fires of youth and also a hip attitude? You cannot have both! Now call me nii-san, for I have vowed to take away your loneliness!" Gai bellowed.

From Paying A Compliment, by firefly

"You know why people avoid you? Deidara had once asked him while nodding sagely. It's not because you're ugly, Kakuzu no danna, not at all. It's because you're scary as fuck, un."

From The Telling Tale, by Tsu Doh Nimh

"He gave me an artful expression of mourning, one hand on his heart. 'Indeed. The poor man fell down one of the many, many staircases late one evening. His neck broke. Such is an occupational hazard when one habitually wears top-heavy armour and lives in a tower'."

From And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy, by Full-Paragon

"That's goddam classified and you know it Veskar. I'll tell you later."

-Zaeed Messani

From Harry Potter and the Invincible Technomage by Clell65619
"Never underestimate the power of a good hat"

From Lacking and Anchor by dogbertcarrol

"I specialize in bending rules over and violating their spirit"

From Dr1ft3r0l's beta profile:

"do NOT just give me straight up citrus. I will not make juice from whatever twisted fruit you grew."


I may get around to writing something to post up here... someday. You'll have to bear with me as I'm mostly only good at writing essays and literary criticisms.

Update:
What do you know? I posted something. Comments welcome--please help me improve my pretentious essay-ish writing style.


What I dislike in fanfic:

An author page with over seventy of these "things I dislike about fanfic." If I'm reading your page, I just find it depressing to see so many "and another thing I hate is" paragraphs. Mebbé that's a little too specific but it is a thing I really, really dislike.

Bad grammar/spelling: I'm not talking about an error here or there, but if a writer doesn't stop to run spell check, or if they're incapable of stringing words together in logical sentences they should at least have the courtesy of getting an editor.

Characters out-of-the-blue being members of the opposite gender: I know, this is fanfic, and its greatest strength is that anything an author imagines can happen in whatever universe they write in, but most of these stories make me cringe. The issue isn't that they're too AU or their characters (male, female, or other) are too OOC, it's that the writers don't know how to get from cannon to their stories; so they tend to write things like "and guess what, she was actually a man all along" just so the characters in question will fit with their plots. I'm fine with character X being female, but tell me why, otherwise you make no sense whatsoever.


Repeated use of temporal adverbs: when an author feels the need to just keep piling on the adverbs. For instance: "he would forever think always about his friends undendingly."


Characters who gain the powers of the universe in one fell swoop without plausible explanation: like when Harry Potter, for instance, decides to study more and by the end of his first year (without major modification to his actual, physical makeup) he's more powerful than an average 7th-year, or even 5th-year (let alone more powerful than the great actors in the series, Dumbledore and Voldemort). I'm ok with a character gaining massive power, and I'm even ok with the bad-writing-stereotype of a character gaining massive power immediately, I just want to know how. For every change an author makes to the universe he writes in he should draw a line back to reality (or 'cannon,' in this case). That way he makes actual sense.

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 449,942 - Reviews: 7464 - Favs: 6,996 - Follows: 6,697 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Stories of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This will never necessarily be "Complete." Now with Xovers and rated T for certain references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 222,694 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger by puiwaihin reviews
When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Cho C., Fenrir G., Remus L. - Complete
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 3,066 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9332 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/4/2005
La Tormenta by Jiraiya's Dream reviews
Mired in the falsities of the ultimate illusion, Naruto tries a desperate gambit to restore the world. He failed. [NarutoMirajane] [Mature Themes]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 228,642 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Mirajane S.]
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 2,613 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14015 - Favs: 17,124 - Follows: 14,603 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Message in a Bottle by Angry Hermione reviews
A life of regret and an endless, devastating war causes Harry to do the unthinkable... meddle with time. Can he rewrite the past or will his efforts be in vain? - AU - HHr - *Warning, abuse alert!* - updates Indefinitely postponed -Gomen-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,162 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,365 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30209 - Favs: 16,544 - Follows: 14,514 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future. Updated on weekends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 267,060 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5275 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Moments Like This by akurosa reviews
Simple and sweet Zoro&Luffy nakamaship moments. Standard disclaimers apply.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 25,712 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Luffy, Zoro
Children of Nemesis by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 9/11/2013
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/7/2013
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 5,269 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,453 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 5,184 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 5,641 - Follows: 6,376 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Thomas Was Alone by Chopped Bread reviews
In his quest to find his lost memories, an AI named Thomas discovers an incredible world beyond the darkness of the extranet full of new friends, unsolved mysteries, and dangerous villains. Started with the help of Lady Amiee. Draws very light inspiration from the video game Thomas Was Alone.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,475 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - OC
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Not Quite A Maia by Naebody's Aunty reviews
Middle Earth has a problem: Gandalf the Grey is AWOL in Time & Space after destroying the Balrog of Khazad-dûm. But who will take his place in the Quest to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron? Not who you think... HP/LOTR Crossover. Wildly AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 551,769 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Neville L., Molly W.
Skip by Anjelle reviews
During a battle 10 years from now, Pirate King Luffy is caught in an explosion. Now he finds himself on the Whitebeard's ship the Moby Dick and all of the pirates who died at Marineford - such as Ace and Whitebeard - are alive. How did he end up over 10 years in the past and what will he do next? [Side-story/prequel to A Pirate's Resolve. No pairings]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,390 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Luffy, Ace
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,168 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by FoxboroSalts reviews
Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status @ 13th Jul 14: Updated. Here's to a fun WC Finals.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 205,000 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Wendy M.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Flowers by GenkaiFan reviews
What is the true meaning of what happened when 11 year old Harry is asked: "What would I get if I added asphodel to an infusion of Wormwood?" This is a one shot. Enjoy. Canon for the most part, character death at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Shards Of Fate by Starway Man reviews
Cordelia Chase was destined to die young. Xander Harris was destined to be nothing but the Zeppo. But what if that wasn't true? And what happens when you add Ethan Rayne into the mix? (COMPLETE)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,215 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] Dawn S., Ethan R. - Complete
Of Wands and Kunai by Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,743 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
Yet More Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Started on a third one to keep the chapter numbers down. Random ideas that aren't ready for prime time!
Crossover - X-overs & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 131,163 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Beast by randomlydrabbling reviews
A person doesn't earn the nickname 'Beast' in something as dehumanizing as war without working for it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Gai M. - Complete
The Uchiha Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S., Danzō S. - Complete
Those Left Behind by Lucillia reviews
When Maito Dai ran to save his son from the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, he left someone behind to wait for him forever.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Lee R. - Complete
On a Need to Know Basis by akurosa reviews
They never tell each other they care. They never really have to.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Luffy, Zoro, Nami - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
The First Gate by randomlydrabbling reviews
Kakashi isn't pleased to see Gai being carted back like a sack of rice, and makes his displeasure known. Meanwhile, two teachers have a discussion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 5,968 - Follows: 6,787 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 182 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
The Doctor is OutOf His Mind by alicat54 reviews
Law returns to Hogwarts to clean up the wizard's little Dark Lord problem, for like the third time. Now if only he can keep himself sane while Straw Hat Luffy bounces around the castle... pre-Dressarosa post-Punk Hazard. Sequel to The Doctor is In.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Harry P., Luffy, T. Law - Complete
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 102,741 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 4,559 - Follows: 5,180 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Necklace by amthyst-fire reviews
What if ObiWan had kept the necklace that Padmé gave him as she died? Would that small token of Anakin's love be enough to bring him back from the dark side, and learn to love his daughter?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,220 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Leia O., Darth Vader
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 3,153 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3482 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Light My Fire by alicat54 reviews
"He's got my mother's freckles," Lily giggles, kissing her son's plump cheeks. "And my father's eyes," James chimes in kissing just above the dark colored irises. No one mention's the ugly red splotch of skin covering the baby's chest and back. Ace reincarnated drabbles. One Piece Harry Potter crossover xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Ace - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 3,215 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Clone Story by DehNutCase reviews
Takes the perspective of one of the clones summoned on the night of the Forbidden Scroll Heist, who decides to stick around. Likely to stick quite close to cannon plot-wise. (Setting is 'slightly' AU) Rated M because people die when they are killed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,285 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
In Memoriam by altairattorney reviews
Most of all, they were told, it was a story of love.
Thomas Was Alone - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5002 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 5,003 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Doctor is In by alicat54 reviews
When Law still called himself Harry Potter, he wanted nothing more to return to Hogwarts. However, now that he is there all he wants to do is go back to the Grand Line. HpxOP crossover. Inspired by Serendipidal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., T. Law - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10117 - Favs: 10,007 - Follows: 7,093 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 684 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Laws by alicat54 reviews
Trafalgar Law is reincarnated as Harry Potter...Or is it the other way around? Needless to say, the wizarding world does not survive. Drabbles. One Piece crossover xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 147 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Harry P., T. Law - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2627 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by the Hokage. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Harry's Ultra Large Kind by witowsmp reviews
Harry Potter, Hogwarts student, the Boy-Who-Lived, fighting to save Hermione Granger's life. Then an accidental exposure to troll blood alters his body chemistry... (It's not a complete crossover, but I think it's close enough to be of interest to Hulk fans.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,325 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 157 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unlocked Knowledge by kmfrank reviews
When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,125 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2008
That's not what I meant! by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
Could one tiny, barely significant decision change the course of Thedas' history? Complete oneshot humourfic.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Brosca - Complete
Not from around here by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
adopted from DenimGiant, title changed. Naruto has finally stopped Sasuke and was looking forward to a peacful life with Hinata too bad that shining light in the sky says otherwise. Luckily he meets a nice guy who points him toward a guild Fairy Tail
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,366 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rewritten by Paradox Jast reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
32 by Lucillia reviews
Idea from Rorschach's Blot's 101 things I'd like to see in fanfiction list. During the Invasion of Konoha, Sarutobi "goes ape". But, then again, part of his family name was "Monkey".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 634 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Under Contract by Rain Seaker reviews
Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Hiruzen S. - Complete
If We Must by Sarah1281 reviews
Ebenezer Scrooge absolutely must be redeemed, everyone agrees on that. He needs it and so does everyone around him no matter *how* reluctant he may be about it. It's a good thing they're not giving him a choice in the matter and have a grisly fate to hold over his head but even so these spirits will need the patience of saints to try to get through to him.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ebenezer Scrooge - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Contract Declined by Luan Mao reviews
The first offer is just a negotiating ploy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Old Ben by Lucillia reviews
Honestly, Obi-Wan probably hadn't needed to change his name when he moved to Tatooine. It wasn't like he would've been caught or anything if he hadn't...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2862 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 3,295 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,349 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,158 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 6,053 - Follows: 5,043 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
Hunting for Potions by Devil Reader reviews
Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 6,011 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Knightly Affair by Dethryl reviews
Painting!fic as per request. High romance with Sir Cadogan and the Fat Lady. First published April 22, 2003
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - The Fat Lady - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 5,274 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3915 - Favs: 10,866 - Follows: 10,215 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Of Strangers and Friends by cywsaphyre reviews
Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 5,666 - Follows: 4,012 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 109 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Jade Tatsu reviews
What if the Straw Hats had of been together when they got the news that Ace was imprisoned and due to be executed? With the whole crew, and all their specialties, how might the rescue of Portgas D. Ace been different?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 172 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
The Voyage of the Starship Hedwig by Ynyr reviews
Just before her death Sybill Trelawney makes one last prophecy: to prevent a magical genocide Harry Potter must leave the Earth, and find a new home for his people around a distant star.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,184 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 3,367 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 4,195 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Holmes and the Web of Conspiracy by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 7,873 - Follows: 1,698 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For by Kelaria reviews
A bumbling Stormtrooper, a passive-aggressive Sith Lord, and a mysterious Nerf herder save the galaxy from the forces of evil!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,053 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Tales from the Trash Compactor by Kelaria reviews
Luke goes dumpster diving aboard the Death Star and discovers the truth about his father...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,583 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
Another Vader Redemption Fic by Kelaria reviews
Anakin saves himself from the Dark Side in the most ridiculous way imaginable...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,979 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
Wizards of the Force by dezagonj reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter have lived a full life and they're ready to join their friends and family in the next great adventure. Until Death intervenes and offers them a chance to live a second life in another galaxy. Not Slash H/G AS/PA Part 1 of 2
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,599 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P. - Complete
Strength of Brothers by MagicallyInclined reviews
Everyone knows how Harry Potter and Naruto Uzumaki grew up alone and unwanted. What if they had someone to talk to, learn from and depend on? What if they had each other?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 383 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Harry meets Bella and Sirius during the Azkaban Prologue… He comes out a little brassed off, and a whole lot apathetic… Then there was the Goblet and the Tournament… By fifth year he's a whole different animal… Heh well, the world wants its Hero…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 187,064 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World by Alrissa reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The ThirtySix Stratagems of Wáng Jìngzé by Mussimm reviews
"They want us gone now, before we get too powerful for them to kill. I say they've waited too long. I say we have that power now." The war has begun. ME3!Spec!fic. Shrios.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,588 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Two Heirs of Slytherin by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
First year was bad enough. Second year is worse. Kidnappings, Horcruxes, ancient secrets, prophecies... oh, and Tom Riddle's return. Again. Yep, second year is definitely worse. Book 2 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,768 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 4,580 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 4,678 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Years at War, Part 1: Triwizard Warfare by Eristarisis reviews
Harry forges his own path, turning to the Goblins of Gringotts for aid in the Triwizard Tournament? HP/HrG. Character Death! Written with realism, blood, and violence. Based on "Can't Have It Both Ways," by Robst. Used with permission. Sequel UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,868 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Wolfsbane by lunakatrina reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 1,731 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Saturday Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Detour to Heaven by Crowlows19 reviews
Foul mouthed, rude, and angry. Oh and let's not forget, seventeen going on eight. Time Travel fic. A little bit of the usual dashed with some of the not so usual. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
A Marriage Inconvenienced by lulu42 reviews
The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled genius. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,212 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Sphere of Influence by Orodruin reviews
A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 232,941 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Am Not A Tragic Figure by Sarah1281 reviews
Aunn Aeducan, practical if sheltered exile, knows only two things for certain: if she returns to Orzammar she'll probably end up actually committing fratricide at some point and it's about time to show the world what a dwarven princess can really do...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 273,221 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Aeducan - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/31/2010
The Skitterleap by enembee reviews
Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 7,249 - Follows: 4,174 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Obliviate is Never Enough by joshlamont reviews
Hermione, prepping for her world-wide horcrux-killing tour with Harry, must first obliviate her parents' memories to keep them safe. Unfortunately, depending on your point of view it doesn't quite go as she'd planned...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of Music by Corpium reviews
With the power of music, Harry finally learns how to keep Voldemort out of his mind without silly Occlumency. Even better, he learns how to annoy the Dark Lord at the same time. Reasonable Crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Puppets of the Leaf by Riotv2 reviews
Naruto visits Suna with the Hokage and discovers the art of Puppetry. Not a super/dark Naruto. Not dead yet. New chapters comming.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,868 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8073 - Favs: 15,110 - Follows: 6,458 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 313 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by Meteoricshipyards reviews
The consequences of magical powers aren't always foreseen or understood. Harry Potter is about to encounter the downside to a power he acquired a long time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 696 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Guardians by nas-iiN reviews
Final installment of the Shadowfire trilog. The prophecy is read, but who are the Guardians?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 287 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 488 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
How the Hatake got his Mask by Orodruin reviews
Was Kakashi born with it on? Did he adopt it in his childhood due to some ugly disfiguration? Was it a legacy of the Hatake clan? In truth, it was born on the most horrible, terrible day of a young Kakashi's life... His first day of school. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 10,049 - Follows: 4,345 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,362 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
31 Days of Xanderween Part Deux by Starway Man reviews
Thirty-one versions of Halloween, Xander-style. Fic-a-day series, COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 200,468 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 3,515 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadowfire by nas-iiN reviews
Sequel to Fauna's Fate you have to read that first . The Weasley's world is rocked prompting Adam to take decisive action. Everyone struggles to come to terms with the Shadowfire prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,086 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 967 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki's New Member by Genichiro reviews
Akatsuki gains a new member, and the organization will never be the same. The new member possesses a secret that could shake the foundations of the organization itself. Has some Naruto bashing. Rated for language and adult themes. Possible lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,540 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
A Pawn to His Manipulations by Bsum1 reviews
OneShot. Albus Dumbledore can play a wicked game of chess. Anti-Dumbledore bashing . How many times has the chess analogy been used? Now I'm gonna twist it for my own means.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Time Box by Rachel500 reviews
When Jack struggles to come to terms with Sam's new assignment, a freak accident finds him back in his past where he finds himself faced with the hardest dilemma of his life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,520 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Rampage by AvocadoLove reviews
There isn't a facility on any planet that can hold the Fire Prince and the World's Greatest Earthbender. Avatar/Stargate SG1 xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/15/2009 - J. O'Neill, Zuko - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Guardian by Starway Man reviews
YAHF season six style, plus what happens afterwards in order to save the world. COMPLETE
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Charmed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,213 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Xander H., Kyra - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Play's the Thing by bob-the-blue reviews
How PIMPHARRY respondes to getting busted with the D.A. Warning: Strong Sexuality ahead. But then, that's par for the course with PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 926 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
We Sort Too Soon: The Journal of Severus Snape by onoM reviews
No," said Snape, his black eyes on Fleur's and Roger's retreating figures. "I am not such a coward." "No," agreed Dumbledore. "You are a braver man by far than Igor Karkaroff. You know, I sometimes think we Sort too soon...." Deathly Hallows, pg 680.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,066 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 1,014 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Do virgins taste better? by Minnionette reviews
Salazar Slytherin wasn’t so much thrown to the lions as he was sacrificed to the unsleeping dragon. For the good of the school, of course. History is never so kind or as accurate as it ought to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
The Manipulation of Hogwarts by Chip of Silver reviews
You ever wonder why the staircases move? Why you can see the sky in the great hall. Why there's a Basilisk in a school? Well, here's my theory and I blame Godric Gryffindor. This is just a silly fic that explains some of the odd things at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
A New Face in the Wheel of Time by blackmagelikesevilpie reviews
Please take a look at final chapter... poll... possible scrapping of this story.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,118 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 282 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 975 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Happy Birthday Ron by bob-the-blue reviews
PIMPHARRY gets his best friend possibly the best gift ever. Rated for sexual content and suggestions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 3,805 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fauna's Fate by nas-iiN reviews
Waking up on his 5th birthday covered in animal tattoos results in Vernon abandoning Harry at an orphanage. Are they simply tattoos? Of course not. An AU tale of a very different life for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,162 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Disreputable Dog by Dreamer with a Dancer's Heart reviews
Oneshot crossover between Harry Potter and Garth Nix's Abhorsen Trilogy. Post Abhorsen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Harry P., the Disreputable Dog - Complete
Stuck on You by Magic-Amethyst80 reviews
Drabble, While on a trip to DC Alan Shore has an interesting mishap. AU takes place after the SG1 episode The Ties that Bind.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Boston Legal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Vala - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 585 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Gods of Dark and Light by Darth Marrs reviews
What happens when the Ori, a race of godlike ascended beings who are currently rampaging through the Stargate Universe, suddenly arrive in a Galaxy Far Far Away? Any who do not follow the path of Origin must be destroyed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 122,474 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Luke S., Thor - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Never Wish Upon A Hellmouth by Starway Man reviews
What if Cordelia had been thinking about Xander when she made her Wish to Anya?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Cordelia C., Xander H. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forgiven by Aria Saralyn reviews
As Luke bends over his father's broken body, four Jedi decide to change the course of the future.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,133 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Yoda's Shadow by amthyst-fire reviews
At the height of the battle with the Emperor, Luke and Anakin are thrown back in time to before Anakin even meets Yoda and right into Yoda's lap. I am currently taking ideas and/or art submission for cover art for this story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,333 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Yoda - Complete
The Memory Chest by BajaB reviews
[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,053 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 3,074 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Dying Embers by Kalistar reviews
AU SW Crossover. Harry Potter was attacked by Voldemort, however, his parents were not home and he was taken from his home and Earth by an old Jedi to grow up as Revan a powerful and feared Jedi. Dark!Harry, Independent!Harry
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 172,492 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - E. Piell, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 173 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4178 - Favs: 6,040 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Undercover by Crimson Skies reviews
A Naruto Halloween Special for your viewing pleasure! No Sasukes were humiliated in the writing of this fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Twist of Time by rwcr reviews
Ch. 10, complete! AU, post HBP. On August 11, 1976, four teenagers appear in Dumbledore's office. With knowledge of the future they will never return to, they set out to cut the Dark Lord's reign short. Will they get it right? Dangerverse spinoff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,820 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9698 - Favs: 12,661 - Follows: 3,645 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Events of a Lifetime by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
Part of the 'Chaotic Circumstances' universe. On that fateful night of All Hallows Eve, four friends gathered in their favorite anime costumes and were changed forevermore.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 252 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. This is an idea I had for what the 'power the dark lord knows not' could be. I think the only way this could end up cannon was if JKR and LSD got together. the story's meant as a joke, don't get in an uproar now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Knights Of The Hellmouth by Davros reviews
BTVSKOTOR crossover. Wearing a different costume for Halloween results in some changes for Xander that he could never have anticipated. Now he has to deal with having his entire world turned upside down and inside out on him.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,738 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Xander H. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 604 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Clay Pinions by Lochar reviews
Complete! Watching movies with his cousin one day, a young Harry Potter may have found the key to unlocking the Power the Dark Lord knows not his Soul. He just doesn’t know it yet. Slight Xenogears crossover. Year 1 story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,272 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Treasures of Merlin by ferretfriend reviews
Harry Potter is coping with the death of Sirius Black. When he inherits the Black fortune, he gets all the contents in the Black vault. One of these is a mysterious pendent. Harry runs away. He becomes more powerful, and is transported to ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,656 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Harry P.
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3773 - Favs: 5,781 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Harry Situation by Neuropsych reviews
Complete! Teal'c's been reading popular fiction. God help us all. A Harry Potter crossover...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Curse of the Banshees by Sheyda reviews
(Title-changed) AU. GoF. Harry was sent to Azkaban for mass-murder. Now, after defeating Voldemort he returns to Hogwarts and all those who abandoned him. Sorrow can be your downfall or your greatest strength. And banshees are just the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,602 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Harry P.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 6,052 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Revenge of Lord Voldemort by merlin7 reviews
It is about when Lord Voldemort comes and fights harry once again
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2002
Xander Makes A Wish by Starway Man reviews
Repost, no new text. Xander makes a Wish, makes an alternate universe, is Immortal.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Highlander - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/20/1999 - Xander H., Duncan - Complete
The Seeker's Journey reviews
A spell to save the legacy of the Nine Bright Shiners, attracted by a child's cry for help, rewrites destiny. Will be novel-length, can't guarantee update frequency. No slash, and the rating is to be safe. Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended or consciously done here. No money is being made through the writing of this story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Harry P., OC