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Joined 12-18-08, id: 1774073, Profile Updated: 07-29-09
Author has written 2 stories for Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Be warned! This page is home to a proud and slightly fanatical equestrian! As my (non-equestrian) friend says about the cross-country portion of eventing, "You are fucking insane." We all are, Tiffany! Muhahahaha! Let me tell you, anyone who'll do cross-country is at least partly crazy. So anyway, I guess this means that I, too, am "fucking insane". Proceed with caution!


Hi! My name is Gretch. I'm 15, female, and I live in Tennessee.

If you wonder what I look like, I'm 5'6, 155 pounds, and very large-framed. (My wrist is nearly nine inches around... lol?) I have dark brown hair and hazel eyes, and very pale skin. My hair is almost always pulled back into a ponytail, because even though it's relatively short it makes me feel sick when I feel it brushing my neck.

I'm prone to high shreeking noises (eek! eek! eeeeeek!) when excited/embarrassed/anticipatory/otherwise emotional. I also talk A LOT and tend to correct peoples' grammar, spelling, semantics, and pronunciation. (You should see me when I go shopping. I'll actually tell the shopkeepers that their 'Sale- the shirt's are half off!' signs are incorrect and make them seem stupid.)

I'm more of an 'animal person' than a 'people person'. I have a Great Pyrenees, a Shiloh Shepherd, and a Caucasian Ovcharka, and they're the best dogs ever. I also have several horses, several birds, chickens, guineas, guinea pigs, a rabbit, a chinchilla, a baby possum (seriously! A couple of days ago while hiking, my Pyr found him on the ground and was fixing to eat him before I intervened!), and a goat. And yes, they're all mine. When the other people in my family take care of them, THEN they can claim them. Lol.

My hobbies/talents? I do six equestrian sports and that's probably my biggest hobby. I can play the guitar, violin, and piano. Also, I can and do consider 'politics' a hobby. I can argue about it all day long and into the small hours of the morning. (For the record, I'm a rabid American-style libertarian, not European-style.) I love to exercise and usually jog an hour and a half a day. I do three martial arts and fencing. I'm also on the cheeleading team at school. Schutzhund is another hobby, but most of my friends maintain that it's abuse. Screw them!

Also, go visit my LJ! It's dog-bite.livejournal.com . :)


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Childish by almyki reviews
No matter how he’d grown, all England could see in America was a child." Set at the end of the Revolutionary War. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Great Firewall of China Shall Not Fall by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme. America tries to convince China to stop internet censorship. His awesomely heroic plan? Introduce China to the wonderful world of porn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - China, America - Complete
Tattoo by J Plash reviews
The first ten times Kio asked Soubi about the bandages on his neck, Soubi said nothing, or evaded the question, or walked away. The eleventh time didn't make much more sense, but he did see Soubi smile. One-shot, gen, pre-Ritsuka, Kio crushing on Soubi.
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Soubi A., Kio K. - Complete
Presence by Roxal reviews
After Pearl Harbor, America joins the Allied Forces. England notices the changes in him since the Revolutionary War. Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. Us&UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Toy Soldiers by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“You know, I rather like toy soldiers,” L said conversationally as he stirred his drink. “They rather remind me of myself. And of you.” NEAR-CENTRIC. INSPIRED BY THE SONG "TOY SOLDIERS" BY MARTIKA.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Near, L - Complete
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Secession reviews
Sometimes he couldn't understand what his nation believed, or what it stood for, because it it was fractured, and though the majority of the damage had happened in just four years, it would never be the same. Civil War America, and the consequences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2009 - America - Complete
Obviation reviews
Through a conversation, Light and L come closer, over a very strange subject. CRACK, Light, L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete