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Joined 12-18-08, id: 1774237, Profile Updated: 07-10-12
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

"Every Edward loves his Bella; in any universe." --Died and Gone to Heaven

Formerly ihatejacob1-- I still hate Jacob, but after having the stipend for four years, I decided to make a change. I'm starting fresh!

MissThespian: along with writing, theatre/drama is my passion. Actors and those involved in theatre are often called Thespians, after Thespus, a Greek who is said to be the first person in history to break free of the Chorus and speak alone.

My beta is rizzyg2--without her my stories are like, nerds without braces, shoes without laces, sentenceswithoutspaces.

Writing is my passion, and I hope you enjoy my stories. Reviews are much appreciated, and thank you.

A little bit about myself: I live in the United States, Texas to be exact (Yee-Haw). I've been a member since 2008, but I've been reading fanfiction since about 2006. Along with Twilight, I love Phantom of the Opera Jekyll and Hyde, Book of Mormon, Les Miserables, Sweeney Todd (and others but those are the main five musicals I adore). My favorite straight play is the The Crucible by Arthur Miller, and I love all of Shakespeare's comedies, and most of his tragedies. I used to dabble a bit in watching anime, my favorites being Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, and Avatar: The Last Airbender (Avatar is considered anime right?) but I don't do it so much anymore. I have too many books I love, but the I like Wuthering Heights, Edgar Allen Poe, and a bunch of sappy romance novels. I have a soft spot of sci-fi. I spend my free time watching free horror movies On Demand. I wish I could play piano. My favorite movie of all time (besides Phantom of the Opera) is 21 Jump Street (wiith Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum). If anything I've listed above matches with your interests, and you want to discuss it (aka fangirl squeal out with me) feel free to shoot me a PM.

Regarding all the Edwards in the Ward universe...

I'm quite fond of:
Savageward: How can you not love him? He is, typically, feral, completely innocent, sweet, and has that irresistable wild edge to him! I approve.
A Good Amount of Darkward: Obsessive/Possessive Edward is so awesome :) It adds an good does of fear and a sharp edge to a good romance. I approve.
Geekward: Ah! I loves me some Geekward :) he's so sweet and genuine. Most times I just want to give him a big hug! It's a nice contrast to the usual brooding, Edward (though I love him too). I approve.
WindowWard: Who, according to a certain best friend of mine, makes windows for a living. I approve.
Alienward: A one of a kind. I read a story where Edward and the Cullens just so happened to be aliens, and Bella was an astronaut. It sounds like it would suck right? It doesn't. It was amazing. It's no longer on ffnet, so if you want the link you can PM me. I approve.
Vikingward: I thought I would hate it, but as it turns out, I love him! I approve.
Amishward: He is one of my favorites. He is often times pure, and innocent, and kind. I approve.
: Who just so happens to be my favorite :D I love Phantom of the Opera, and Twilight, so combining these two loves is like Nirvana for me. I most definitely approve.

I do not like:
Princeward: Eh. I typically don't like him too much; he's mostly arrogant and predictable. I don't hate him, but he tends to annoy me.
Domward: I'm not too much into BDSM stories. In fact, I pretty much have no interest in them at all (with the exception of Subward).
Too Much Darkward: Too much Darkward can be overbearing and suffocating. Rape, abuse, and unwanted possessiveness turns me off.
Manwhoreward/Playerward: I find something very endearing and special about Edward being a virgin (or at least, very inexperienced); that's one of the things I like about the series. I find these story sully that which is so precious. I find value in waiting for marriage.
Tatward: Too much "tattage" is obnoxious and becomes gross in old age. I find nothing sexy about it.
Mafiaward: He was interesting the first time I read of him-- but then I got the feeling that he was being overused.

In the event that you cannot find a story you have seen before, chances are it's deleted. Here is a list of stories I have recently thrown out due to age, lack of quality, or lack of inspiration:

-Tangled Up In Him
-Strange Conversation
-Teams Collide
-Once Upon Another Time (There's actually a reason not listed above-- I'm not quite sure I'm ready to explore the subject matter yet. I have to do some introspective analysis before I can continue)
-Parodies of Fanfiction Cliches (The story is a cliche in of itself)
-Army Camouflage
-Eye of the Predator
-Leah's Rage (Because I don't even like Leah. I don't know why I wrote that story about her)
-Killing Me Softly (Because every time I read it, I die a little inside)

If you want to read them, contact me and I will be happy to send the story to you via a word document if I still have it. But these stories are mostly duds, so chances are the need for it will not arise.

My stories:

My most recent story-- I think it's pretty good. A little different from what I usually write, but why stick with the norm? I really enjoyed exploring a more timid Edward, and a more badass Bella with a rough past. I enjoyed the opportunity to really explore Jasper most I think, since I'd never really gotten in with the nitty gritty with him before. I think this story is something different and has a liittle bit of everything for everyone.

If you happen to stumble across this little treasure, and you decide to clean your glasses and actually read the words, and discover the worthless piece of crap that it is-- don't kill me for it. I wrote it when I was 12--13. I can't even look at that story anymore, and I certainly won't blame you if you can't either. In fact, the only thing keeping me from throwing it into a bonfire and dancing around it like I'm Jacob, is that it IS my first real, finished fanfiction, and some part of me thinks my first attempt at writing was sort of cute. Kind of like Bambi trying to stand for the first time-- adorable, but a horrible failure.

One for Sorrow, Two for Joy:
This story took a whole year to finish and it still is pretty...well, eh. There's a sort of reason. The Wall happened. The spirit really took me on that one (well more like tackled me to the freaking ground, but we'll get to that). Anyway it's there!

Oh, Mai GAWTH:
Has anyone heard of "Twila, the gurl who wuz in luv wif a vampir"? Thiis is my parody of all the whiny, teen angst riddled fanfictions out there in the Twilightverse. I've gotten lots of flack for this story, but it makes me lol. That means it served its purpose. Edit: I changed the name because I felt like being obnoxious.

One Missed Call:
That horror movie "One Missed Call"-- heard of it? Yes? Good. This is the Twilight version.

The Wall:
My beautiful pride and joy! This, is honestly, the best piece of literary work (in my opinion) that I have ever given birth to :P it's not exactly a flaming, hot romance, but I've always loved the idea of a post-apocolyptic world. The idea of seperating the two genders, is such a simple idea. It's one of those errant thoughts that just came to me in that world between awareness and sleep, while I was lying in bed at three in the morning. It seemed so stupid, and obvious, that at first I ignored it. But then, I couldn't stop toying with the idea, so I wrote it all down. Thus, The Wall was born!

You Are My Sunshine:
A one-shot. A JacobxBella one-shot. Kind of contradictory, huh? I know. I thought the same thing. But, then I decided that, in time, it could possibly blossom into an EdwardxBella hurt/comfort fic. (But, I'm not really into angst, so I wouldn't have the heart to pursue that kind of plot).

This is the link to a banner I made for the story My Little Lolita by: thelemonobsession

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Secret of Frost and Moon by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
When death turns out not to be the end, you can't help but ask for what purpose you were brought back... What differences would it make, to remember your past right from the begining? To learn your purpose, piece by piece, right from the start? How would that change the life, future, and secrets of the Spirit of Winter; Jack Frost?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 116 - Words: 452,413 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jack Frost
The Housemate by You.Talk.Of.My.Drinking reviews
Renee and Phil are having cash flow issues, so what do they do? Take a housemate, of course! A very handsome, older, Edward housemate. OLDERWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,968 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3730 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 224,833 - Reviews: 14093 - Favs: 6,910 - Follows: 6,902 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Obsession by Miss Nae Malfoy reviews
Edward Cullenciano runs the prospering Mafia business of Chicago in the 1940's. Bella Swan is the police chief's daughter- a crooked cop that will do anything to consume more power and rank. His only daughter is traded to Edward for just that, leaving young Bella to face the hungry wolves on her own. But when she gets too deep into the mob and this lifestyle, how will she survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,774 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sleeping With The Enemy by Miss Nae Malfoy reviews
Edward is a gorgeous, utterly ruthless man living life by means of expensive cars and plenty of attention. When he is in line to inherit his father's million dollar company, his posessive attraction to the young, beautiful Bella changes dangerously. He will stop at nothing to have her, completing his 'perfect' life. Will she realize she's been sleeping with the enemy all along?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10564 - Favs: 7,215 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Gentleman's Obsession by Miss Nae Malfoy reviews
When Bella runs into her gorgeous, mysterious neighbor she's immediately drawn to him & Edward comes off as the perfect gentleman. What happens when he introduces her to the kind of privileged lifestyle she could have with him? And when she becomes desperate enough to accept a shady proposition of his, things get steamy and dangerous fast. As they say, broke girls do bad things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,381 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5538 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 317,822 - Reviews: 6788 - Favs: 6,008 - Follows: 6,927 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan's Zombie Survival Guide by Bellarella reviews
Zombies have taken over the world and Bella Swan has a plan, too bad her ex-boyfriend Edward has the exact same plan. Now Bella has to learn the hard way that what doesn't kill you, will probably try again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,988 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
Blood Slut by iluvmormonvampires reviews
Edward is a killer of killers, but that doesn't make him a good guy. He doesn't need a human girl to lure his rapist prey - but Bella doesn't need to know that. Warning: contains a rape theme no rape depicted . EPOV, AU - my Bella & Edward are bad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Edward, Bella
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13387 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Windows by Saritadreaming reviews
When Bella arrives at Masen Island to finish her manuscript, she's faced with the resurgence of dreams and memories of the beautiful boy who glared at her in HS 4 years ago. Can she solve the mystery of Edward Cullen? 2ND PLACE WINNER PICK A PIC CHALLENGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,057 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Discovering You, Discovering Me by JSFazz reviews
Edward Cullen was branded a geek and bullied every day of his life. Bella Swan was always awkward, never quite knowing where she fit in. Together they learn a bit about themselves and each other. Will they discover love as well? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,920 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4367 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Haunted by cestlaviesuckers reviews
When Bella accepts a ride home from Edward Masen one rainy afternoon, she feels an instant attraction to him. A crush. But as they start dating, Bella soon learns he has a deadly dark side to him, one where he won't let her go, and will push aside all boundaries to be with her. What is he hiding? Obsessed Edward. Lemons. Inspired by the movie Fear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,536 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 133,042 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taken by tinkrbe1l3 reviews
A taken life. A conflicted nature. A twisted courtship. E/B, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,330 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Nature by m7707 reviews
An expert in vampire psychology, Dr. Bella Swan is assigned to the Institute's most intriguing captive to date: Edward Cullen. But who is studying whom? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,162 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Win Some, Lose Some by Savage7289 reviews
Disorder has always been an issue for me - I just can't stand the unexpected. Everything in my life has been turned upside down, and I have no one to turn to. Do I? Quick Fic. EPOV. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 108,875 - Reviews: 15024 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glimmer Darkly by Rochelle Allison reviews
She loses him almost as soon as she finds him... but things aren't always what they seem. Will Bella follow her heart down the rabbit hole? AU-ish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,890 - Reviews: 3187 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Belong Together by Orchid Child reviews
His eyes have been dark with obsession since she left him, scared of their eternity. He's chased her since. Four years later their paths cross again. This time he won't let go, he'll have his forever even if it means chasing her through Seattle to do so. Nothing will stand in his way, he won't stop until they say, "I do." Obsession makes us crazy. AU New Moon. Darkward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Smokeless Fire by walkingwithgiants reviews
He retired without achieving all but two of his goals. When Edward Cullen is offered the chance of a lifetime, he takes it. Except the World Cup wasn't the only thing he wanted after all. One-shot for Fandoms4SpecialOlympics.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7597 - Favs: 7,776 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lions Eat Lambs by Raggdolly reviews
A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/V&H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,540 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How a Theory Becomes a Law by BellaFlan reviews
Winner in FicthisGif contest for best humor and judge's choice. Vampires don't eat pizza. They don't like garlic or sunlight either. Bella has a science project to complete, and his name is Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gull to the Wind by ineedyoursway reviews
All-consuming, irreversible love. Edward, 25, frontman of band The Masens, falls hard.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Power Of Love by GenesisS198322 reviews
Bella goes to save Edward from the Volturi only to find out that she is not Edwards mate but the mate of the most powerful vampires in the world. What happens to bella when Edward trys to get her back. This is a Bella/Aro/Marcus/Caius Story. Lem & viol
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,829 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Bella, Aro
The Perfect Man by JD909626 reviews
Bella, a happily married woman, finds herself in a dangerous affair. Seattle's up in arms under the reign of a serial killer and she meets the criteria. But does Bella just fit the mold...or did she make it? AH BXJames BXE Crazyward OOC Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,563 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella
Love's Little Book by littlestar300 reviews
Bella's looking for a fresh start and one day it comes to her in the form of a flyer about the Boston Book Exchange. Can she help the reclusive owner Edward Cullen into the land of the living, and can he help her make the changes she needs in her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,243 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,767 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Play by kissyfur reviews
There Will Be Blood contest Readers' Choice 1st Place Winner: Waking up naked in a strange bed is bad. Waking up naked and tied up in a strange bed is worse. Even worse than that? Waking up naked and tied up in the bed of a Vampire that wants to eat you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,957 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3037 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6015 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 4,314 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Someone Like You by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU/AH. For self-sacrificing reasons, Bella decides to break up with Edward in the beginning of their senior year. But Edward decides that he isn't taking this one without a fight. Short story, just gonna be fluff really.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
De Immortalitate by Raum reviews
COMPLETE "The life of the Roman patrician Antonius is put at stake by his father, Felix. When Felix brings to his only son a new slave, Bella, more reasons arise for Antonius' concerns. Felix's secret can change Antonius' and Bella's destiny." ExB AU/vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,221 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Lolita by thelemonobsession reviews
Edward Cullen has always been protective of little Bella Swan. But what happens when Edward comes back from college to find his innocent little angel all grown-up? Will his obsession push him too far? Possessive/Obsessive Edward. Inspired by VN's Lolita.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,232 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Other Half by Christobel Cullen reviews
Bella is a student at the University of Alaska. She's fiercely independent, but everything changes when she meets a stranger who refuses to leave her side. This story explores the subject of vampire mating. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,976 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paparazzi by Beautiful Blood Red Roses reviews
Ever since he'd gone to take pictures of her at her premiere, he'd loved her. He vowed that day that the famous movie star, Isabella Swan, would be his. But it's taking too long, and he wants her NOW! So, he kidnaps her. Dominant and Possessive Edward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,416 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Lamb? Haha, Yeah Right by roseXash reviews
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."- SM. Isabella Swan, a lamb? Haha, yeah right. Edward, you've got a lot to learn about Isabella Swan if you think she's a little lamb. See, she's been training to kill you since she was three yrs. old.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,292 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I want by momof4luvntwisaga reviews
The drive back home from a weekend escape to Forks could change everything in Bella's life. She stops to help a stranded driver, and gets more than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,289 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Princess and the Pea by Totteacher reviews
A one shot written for everyone loves a Fairytale. placed second . Prince Edward must find a Princess, but he wants one that has not been had by half of the Kingdom already!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8262 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exiles From Delight by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. "And Bella knew that had to be the case because the strangest thing about the man was not the cracking sound that accompanied his arrival, the faux lightning, or his sudden, inexplicable appearance. It was the wings that lay underneath him..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Edward, Bella
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 10,367 - Follows: 1,035 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Black Dragon by Valse De La Lune reviews
Bella defied the arrogant Edward. He will not forget her. She will be his sacrifice, he will make her his prisoner, and he will make her his, after all, he is the most feared. He is known as The Black Dragon. All Human. Dark. Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Don't Fear the Reaper by DoUFlanMe reviews
Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conquer by rhythm junkie reviews
Edward wants Bella to submit to him and will do anything to make that happen. AH/OOC/AU PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EDWARD IS VERY DARK, AS IS THIS STORY - DEALING WITH VERY DISTURBING ISSUES. This is nothing like my other stories, please be aware.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward - Complete
Shades of Sin by SamieJamesBait reviews
"Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall" -William Shakespeare. My take on a Darkward. Bella is trapped, he has possessed her very soul. The only way out is to have nothing to return to. Not everyone can ride off into the sunset.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mary Sue on the Lam by Ski-Ming reviews
Mary Sue has broken out of jail and is hiding in the Outsiders fandom. Now it's up to Mary Sue LaGreca of Atlantic City, New Jersey - sort of -, to save us all. Rated for language.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Johnny C., Dallas W.
Judging Books by Savage7289 reviews
Debutante Bella is planning to follow Dad's footsteps. A chance meeting at a stop light with a beautiful boy on a bicycle gives her a new outlook on life. Is she willing to risk living life to the fullest with this fascinating, but damaged, young man?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,164 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mine by CircleOne reviews
Sometimes insanity begets insanity. AU/OOC. Rated M for lemons, violence and violent lemons. My entry for the Mentalward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide and Drink by Savage7289 reviews
Bella's blood was just too tempting to be ignored. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. Rated M-violence/Mature theme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 256,652 - Reviews: 6410 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5302 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Peanut Butter Sandwich Man by readingmama reviews
Edward Cullen is a man of routines. When a homeless girl distracts him from said routine, Edward finds it is time for a change. Winner of a Gem Award for "Best left you wanting more" Reviewed on the Southern Fanfiction Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Red Thread by Cordite Quill reviews
Sarah opens her eyes to find herself in a familiar ballroom with a certain Goblin King. Is this a dream? What is she doing back after so long? And where will it lead? To more heartbreak and ruin or maybe something even more surprising?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,164 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Les Misérables: Abbreviated Edition by crazybeagle reviews
Les Misérables, ultra-condensed and shamelessly parodied. Mwahaha.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Everyone, say your prayers for Mike Newton by nattycullen reviews
Edward's gym class is playing Bella's class and Mike Newton flings the ball at Bella and hits her face, resolving into a very angry Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 676 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talent Search by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Darkward. Bella and Alice are captured by a group of vampires searching for talented humans to turn. '“I’m not in a good mood, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or I’ll carry you back inside one piece at a time,” Edward threatened.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Objects Are Love by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Written for the Darkward "In the Dark" Contest. "They're not real Edward. Its all in your head." All Human, Very OOC, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Land of the Lost Children by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Something is happening to children in Bella's town. Who is the man at the window, and what does he have to do with it? ExB, rated M for dark themes. Written for the Darkward In the Dark contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Think I Just Fell In Love With Word Vomit by rizzyg2 reviews
A dorky but romantic Edward rescues a beautiful, elegant, Bella from the claws of the popular kids with a kiss; unfortunately it's not as simple as that. Thanks to Bella's word-vomit, things get a lot more complicated. One-shot unless people want more
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're Obsessed with Twilight Fanfiction when by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
The foolproof way to know that you don't have a life beyond both Twilight and the internet! From the creator of 'The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show'. Rated T because I'm paranoid. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Fugitive for Love by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
When Bella's marriage to a prison warden becomes a nightmare, she finds solace in an unlikely person with whom she can truly be herself: one of his prisoners. ALL HUMAN AND AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,301 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ten Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black by sugarhigh123 reviews
These are 10 reasons why I hate Jacob. Probably not for Jacob lovers, unless you want your flames to be used to help burn Jacob in hell. Definitely for Edward lovers, though. Funny and creative, I hope. Die Jacob, die!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Better Left Unknown by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Music of the Night by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
AU. Phantom of the Opera with all the characters we know and love from Twilight. Full summary in profile. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,900 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Mannequins reviews
"Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists save empty space, and you. And you are but a thought." A story of love in its simplest form.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Restraint reviews
Bella and Jasper are a homicidal couple on the run from the law who take young, meek Edward hostage in his own house. Jasper soon realizes that they are in over their heads, and are nothing but pawns in Edward's game...and that he will do anything to have the beautiful Bella all to himself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,126 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One for Sorrow Two for Joy reviews
Bella and Jacob are a match made in heaven. An escaped convict comes into her house and ends up kidnapping her, it turns out it wasn't completly by chance he came to that house. Everything is not as it seems. The real bad guy it closer than she thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Wall reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Are My Sunshine reviews
Bella didn't know just how important Jacob was to her, she loved him much more than she realized. Warring with a possible mental condition, she knows Jacob never left her side. All-human One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Abuse reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon,Bella married Jacob and had a daughter.He is abusive. What happens when Edward comes back and discovers their daughter? How will her existence affect the relationship between her and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,791 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Missed Call reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
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