Little Blue Wolf
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Joined 12-18-08, id: 1774239, Profile Updated: 03-09-12

Real Name: Brizzle! (No seriously... It's Brittany)

Age: 17

Location: At my computer...

Everyday I'm tumblin'~

Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter-







'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

I have the cape, I make the whoosh noises.

When I walk past an automatic door and it opens for me, I worry that if I don't go through it, I might hurt its feelings

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

The statistics on insanity are that 1 out of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh harder"

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

“I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no stinking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'Oh god, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, idiot.'”

''My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone."

"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."

"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true."

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"'

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."

"The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy."

"If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."

"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"''

"Sarcasm is one more service we offer."

"I hear voices and they don't like you."

"Smile -- it confuses the enemy."

"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."

"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Whoever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree."

“Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."

"It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

"Wishes are like fate and destiny. Over time, they can change and you never know what you're going to get and what will mess you up."

The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions.''

"Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a dirty cup of water. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'."

"That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again."

"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them."

"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."

"God must love stupid people - He made so many."

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

(Sign shown in a non-smoking zone) "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

(After taking a drink from a mug) "This would taste a lot better if there was actually something in this cup."

"I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake."

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A person who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"

"Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?"

"I have super shut up powers."

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?”

"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."

"Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go."

"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."

"A friend is someone who's there for you whether he'd rather be somewhere else or not."

"In any sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots."

"We have only one person to blame, and that's each other."

"I am nobody... Nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then!"

"The whole world is going to hell, and I'm driving the bus!"

"Heaven won't take me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

"Diplomacy: Think twice before saying nothing."

"Forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much."

"Committee - A group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide nothing can be done."

“Access denied... Na, nah, nah, nah, nah!"

"I intend to live forever... so far, so good."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'"

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer."

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

"I'd kill for a nobel peace prize."

"Permitted vehicles not allowed."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candle light."

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."

"When you really want grape juice, but life gives you lemons instead, then make lemonade, because it's the only thing you've got to work with... Even though you REALLY wanted grape juice!"

"When you really want grape juice, but life gives you lemons instead, throw them back and demand grapes!"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then go find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party."

"I haven't commited a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

"If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."

"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"Life is a game, play it carefully."

"All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair."

"People are stupid; a person is not."

"When you want grape juice, but life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave them wondering how."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you tomatoes, make bloody-marys. When life gives you machine guns, NOW it's telling you something."

"The world is going to explode, but I don't wanna die (cries like a baby for 2 hours) (stops crying) Wait I don't have to go to school now. Yippy!"

"If your phone lines are down, please call your operator."

"When life gives you lemons, find people with paper cuts."

"I used to think I was indecisive... but now I'm not sure..."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?"

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"UNIQUENESS - normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from."

"A sphere is a really pointless shape."

"If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to have made it worth your while."

"A rose by any other name would likely be deadly thorn bearing assault vegetation."

"If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number."

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm chuckling at your stupidity."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

"Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?"

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded."

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."

"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?"

"Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Death is hereditary."

"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side."

"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."

"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."

"I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good."

"I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too."

"I don't have a problem with you. It's just certain personality traits of yours that I loath."

"Be so kind as to stay out off my business. That way you will keep the ability to tend to your own for longer than the passing of this encounter."

"People never bother me from a distance. They don't get that far."

"I would rather people hate me for who I am than love me for who I am not."

"Ehehe, I’m not sadistic, nooooo..."

"I have a very creative imagination and it often out-runs my common sense. Result: major trauma after imagining my Math teacher in shorts..."

"Right! Coffee. Shower. Coffee. Breakfast. Coffee. Go! … I may have a slight caffeine addiction."

“Thank you very much for telling the whole world Lex. Now, sit still so I can kill you.”

"Yeah, you saved my life, but it wasn't in need of saving at all. So's more like, conveniently maintained."

"Whoever says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."

"Light travels faster than sound, therefore, someone may seem beautiful until you hear them speak."

"I stood there in the mess and heard a voice that said, "Smile, it could have been worse," and I stood there and smiled and it got worse."

"I don’t know what you’re trying to do, but I do know you’re wasting my time. Stop, or I’ll waste you."

"We don't damage it any more then we have to. Which means we blast it to splinters."

"The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on."

The cabbie can always keep the change if it means I’ll meet James.

Life is a tapestry, woven by the decisions we make.

The heart has it’s reasons- of which reason knows nothing.

Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish every moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.

Those who don’t remember the past are condemned to relive it.

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, And only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.

Things are always given to us when we need them; you just need to be brave enough to seize them.

Don’t let life slip away; grab it with both hands, because once it’s gone, you can never grab it back.

Reality is in the eye of the beholder.

It is with the heart that one can truly see; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

Let your dreams run wild and free- and always, always follow where they lead.

Life isn’t about the breath you take; it’s about the moments that take your breath away.

Tomorrow will become whatever you make it.

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should

No one is strong all the time.

Music is the universal language of mankind.

We are forced to bed, but we are free to dream.

Good friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but they are always there.

Sometimes you should just forget caution and take a leap of faith.

It’s the friends you can call at 4:00 am that matter.

Friends are the siblings we never had.

Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.

Life is so much friendlier with two.

Without fear there is no courage.

It’s better to say too much than to not say enough.

Where words fade, music SPEAKS!

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die tomorrow.

Live for the moments you can’t put into words.

Love the life you live, live the life you love.

Life isn’t about finding yourself, it’s about CREATING yourself.

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Intelligent and honest, the Romantic Seme has refined but modest tastes - whether it's food, art, or their own wardrobe. Their appearance can sometimes give the impression of being somewhat unapproachable, when actually, the Romantic Seme cares little for materialistic things, and only wants to shower their partner with their love and protection. Romantic Seme also tend to be very giving to those they are close to, and need to be careful not to be too giving... sacrificing much of themselves to insure the happiness of others.

Other common traits of the Romantic Seme include being: loyal, romantic, thoughtful, protective, honorable, passionate, and trusting.

The Romantic Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Water

Chinese Zodiac: Pig

Color: Royal Blue

Fruit: Strawberries

Dessert: Chocolate Truffles

Theme Song: Eternal Ring by Morikawa Toshiyuki

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a fictional character, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a die hard yaoi fangirl/fanboy, then hurry up and copy this to your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been caught watching/reading twincest for guilty pleasure, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can never seem to get enough of LEMON twincest, then join the club, and copy this into your profile! :D

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual, if you agree with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and just buy his own damn box of cereal, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

Stop the homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis

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Never Good Enough by HayloHato reviews
Jasper is haunted by suspicions of Edward and Alice, it's all he thinks about these days. So when he finally gets the proof he wants, he's relieved and now more haunted than ever. When the truth is finally out in the open, what happens to the two people that were left behind? BellaxJasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Strange and Beautiful by DrarryForever-x reviews
Scorpius Malfoy has been absolutely, undeniably and irrevocably in love with Albus Potter since he was eleven years old. He is perfectly happy to watch from the sidelines but his best friend, one Rose Weasley, has decided that she’s had enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,133 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Polyjuice Misunderstanding by Josephine Stone reviews
When Harry is stalking, er, investigating Malfoy, he is misidentified as Pansy under polyjuice and has to make out with Malfoy to gather information about his involvement with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Falling Up by exactlymybrandofheroin1901 reviews
What if Jasper was the single Cullen when Bella comes to Forks? How will he and the rest of the Cullen's react? And how does Edward feel about how mouthwatering he scent is to only him? Different from other stories. Jasper/Bella. Rated T for saftey.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Jasper, Bella
PCP Plot Bunnies by TalaDentro reviews
Question: What happens when characters decide to argue with the author? Answer: The author gets distracted and ends up writing a crack fic! Lucius x Harry slash craziness! I don't know what happened, things just took a turn for the much odder than usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Let Me Be Your Wings by TalaDentro reviews
Songfic Challenge: Harry falls off his broom during a Quidditch match and someone catches him. Song: Let Me Be Your Wings and Let Me Be Your Wings Reprise . Pairing I would like to be a surprise so :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
If Harry Were Gay by TalaDentro reviews
Song-fic. Ron just wants Harry to know that he'd still like him...if he were gay. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hello Twilight, It's Harry Potter Calling by TalaDentro reviews
Cedric's alive? Harry's in Forks? Darth Vader is Luke's father? My crack version of Harry Potter/Twilight Crossovers. As much as I love them, I feel they need to be taken down a peg or two. Not to be taken seriously. Don't read if you can't take a joke.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 207 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Like a Virgin by Waybackintheday reviews
Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they're in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,444 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
As It Should Be by FrogQueenLaurel reviews
After the family falls apart, Jasper and Bella make a life together. They ask Emmett to join them in that life. LEMONS & SLASH J/B/EM COMPLETE. Watch for future sequel!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,105 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
A New Beginning by sarahalliwell reviews
Set 20 years after BD. It's a new start for the Cullens, especially Nessie. Will she be able to control herself? Canon, but NOT a JacobxNessie story. Not for Jacob lovers. Rated T for both language and theme. As of 10/10/11, changes have been made.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,152 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
An Education by Anne Hedonia reviews
I went looking for a fic version of "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" where Nine was John Smith and Rose was his companion, and which took place at Farringham. Couldn't find one. Started writing. Simple as that. Rating ranges from PG-13 to Adult COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,210 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sev Bear by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry found a Teddy Bear when he went looking for Severus, he brings him home. sleeps with it tells it his secrets. What could possibly happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 230 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Empty Nights by WinterStorrm reviews
Draco and Harry have had this 'thing' for months now. It's 'just sex' though, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nobody Else by 10th Time Lord reviews
An alternative take on the last scene of the Doctor Who episode 'The End of Time'. I won't be giving much away here but it is, for the most part, a Doctor/Master fanfiction.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Young Man From Kent by Anne Hedonia reviews
Never underestimate the power of a dirty limerick. Nine/Rose, quite adult
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Ebb and Flow by PleasedAsPunch reviews
Alternate ending to Doomsday. Sort of fluff. What would happen if the Doctor found his way back?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,026 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Yes, Professor by MissGiaDarcy reviews
Harry and Draco like to play. Really naughty Harry/Draco! Don't say I didn't warn you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Yes, master by HinaKicksAss reviews
It seems professor McGonagall can come up with quite interesting punishments
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Family Unions by Danica Blazenka reviews
The Argeneau family has dealt with some strange coincidences, weird occurrences, and tender hearted moments over the last decade. A series of one-shots.
Argeneau Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010
Mamihlapinatapai by Anne Hedonia reviews
Five days. That's how long they'd been on this planet. Or perhaps more importantly, five nights. Five nights of being stretched tight and thin.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Wrong Turn, Right Destination by djfkhgdkjfhgjfdkhjdfhdkjfhg reviews
Kendall Knight thought starting over would be easy but that was before he fell in love. AU, Kendall/James slash with hints of Carlos/Logan
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,627 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Kendall, James - Complete
What Dreams Are Made Of by Angel's blue eyed girl reviews
It's over. Klaus is gone. Will Damon finally get the girl of his dreams...or will she always be...just a dream? A/R fic. Set sometime in the future. Okay, now as always, with my fics there's an *M* rating. Heed it. There will be *smut* in this fic.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,700 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Happiest Place on Earth by KyosBeads13 reviews
Alfred and Arthur take a spur of the moment trip to Disney World and problems arise faster than the two can blink. Hopefully it'll stay as a romantic get away and not the final nail in their relationship's coffin... USUK, human names. Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
For Your Entertainment by mutedwhispers reviews
Kurt is tired of Blaine acting like a gentleman all the time and decides to seduce him with a little help from Adam Lambert. But will his private performance backfire? Klaine slash/light bondage
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
She Finally Said Yes by Spacemin Spiff reviews
Five times Flynn Ryder asked Rapunzel to marry him and one time Eugene Fitzherbert did.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Closer by quote intangible reviews
Tired of watching James destroy himself, Kendall, Logan and Carlos decide to teach James a lesson. Warnings: Slash, implied non con, implied pedophilia, foursome/OT4, double pen, graphic m/m /m/m sex. Written for the BTR Kink Meme
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
The Enchanted Messenger by Dignified Madman reviews
A Harry Potter Era Crossover fic. What happens when character from different Harry Potter Era's meet in an enchanted chatroom? Will the course of history change? Read the EM conversations to find out. Definite crack!, slash, & spoilers. Teen to be safe...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,499 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2007
The Closet Door Is Opening by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
I hate how I do this to myself. .:. one-sided Dave/Kurt. musings in Dave's head. set after events of NBK. rated T for swearing and brief mentions of sexual action.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Mourning by goddess-protect-us reviews
Harry returns to school to complete his NEWTs. There he finds a much changed Draco Malfoy and surprisingly subdued Snape. Dominant Harry, submissive Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,274 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Puck's Five Ways to Being Gay by Choice reviews
How Puck slowly came accept that he was a total fruit for Kurt Hummel, prissy clothes and all. Written for Scrawl Calibur: one-week, Set VI, Prompt One: Declare.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Another Straight Guy by IceQueenRia reviews
"You bullied me into loving you," Kurt sobbed. "Tripped me and I fell, but you didn't catch me." Silently, Noah walked away, leaving the other teen to cry in privacy. Kurt/Puck a story of friendship and unrequited love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,436 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Blissful Hearts by Himuro reviews
It's that time of year again, it's Valentine's. Everyone is happy and loving, like always, but not Harry. Harry hates Valentines & this year it's been hitting him more ever. What happens when a certain Draco Malfoy enters his life again? HPDM. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bananas and Popsicles Oh My! by emo-geek-87 reviews
Kurt - after teasing Puck mercilessly by first eating a banana and then sucking on a popsicle for dessert - somehow manages to slip underneath the table unnoticed. Puck/Kurt SLASH NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
In the Rain by SalemCassidy reviews
When the boys find love in unexpected places will they be torn apart by the fame monster or will they manage to cling to their new found happiness and fame at the same time. Secrets emerge and nothing will ever be the same. K/J&C/L. I do not own BTR.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,954 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Playbills, Will, Like Porn by Captain Vox reviews
An insert from "Dream On" with Neil Patrick Harris' guest appearance. Just a scene I imagined. M for language/lemons. Will/Bryan.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Will S., Bryan R. - Complete
Texts and Insanity by PteraWaters reviews
Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,469 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Not Very Supportive, Eh? by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
one-shot, MAJOR JUSTIN BIEBER-BASHING! America drags Canada to a Justin Bieber concert, and Matthew is rather unimpressed by his citizen's voice...based on the video on youtube of Bieber getting hit onstage with a flying projectile thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Canada - Complete
Kames iPod Fluff by LordTai reviews
Small Kames story, iPod shuffle format, 10 songs, 1 story.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
THE EPIC TALE OF SUPER AMERICA by flying-mint-bunny reviews
This fic contains the quest of Super!America and Maple Man to retrieve the kidnapped Mc Donalds from the evil Dr. Doitsu and his sidekick, Pasta Boy. Guaranteed to make you go "WTF"! xD I got the prompt from the kink meme :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Come What May by Devine-Odyssey reviews
They were lovers once, now eleven years after they parted Draco discovers the reason why Harry walked out of his life. Mpreg HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hostage by Tensai55 reviews
It was a perfectly normal day, a good one even, until Matthew received a disturbing phone call...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Band by A. Strudel reviews
Gilbert annoys Roderich an awful lot. Today was just embarrassing. Rated M just in case. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Big Time Dares by silentreaper06 reviews
Is it really truth or dare? Or is it get back at the person who dared you? James/Kendall and Carlos/Logan. M rated just in case.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
Breeze Away by Faye-Naruse reviews
The wind steals Finland's beret and Sweden is resolved to get it back for him. SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Into The Toaster You Go, My Delicious Breakfast by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
America and Canada have some brotherly bonding over breakfast. "They're not ding-tarts, you tard" T for language. Mathew and Alfred are just so cute when they're arguing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
31 Things by I Am The Queen reviews
31 Things that you might not have known about Canada; both as a country and a person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Canada - Complete
Assistant's Day by ingrid-matthews reviews
For the "Anniversary' square on my Schmoop Bingo card. It's been five years as Gustavo's assistant and Kelly is in for a few surprises
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kelly W., Gustavo R.
Three's a crowd? by WinterStorrm reviews
Draco walks in on Harry and Blaise and realises too late what - or rather who - he really wants. Harry/Blaise to start, Draco/Harry/Blaise eventually. HBP compliant. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Never by Powerfulweak reviews
Jack, Rose, and The Doctor play an interesting drinking game. Rated R, last chapter VERY smut. 10/Rose/Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Survival of the Fastest by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Harry finds himself locked in a room with a scheming Sirius Black. What happens when Sirius finds out about a secret that Harry's kept silent for a long time? 6th year, Sirius is stilll alive. NOT SLASH. Slight language. Spin-off from Baby Mama Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
What I want by loboscuro reviews
A Bella/Carlisle romance. Set just after the Cullens leave in New Moon, except in this story Carlisle stayed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Indiscreet Truth by quote intangible reviews
There are five used condoms sitting on the top of his waste basket and the scent of sex still lingers, thick and heavy, in the air. There is no way his mother hasn't noticed. Kendall/James slash, and Rated M for a reason.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kendall, James - Complete
Need You Now by ConstantSnow reviews
Based off the Lady Antebellum song: Need You Now. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare with the Cullens by AvrilSays reviews
Truth or Dare with the Cullens. My very first humor which Alice's clothes get ripped up, Rosalie's car is painted hot pink with neon green stripes, and Bella is the evil genius. Extremely OOC. R&R please. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Hogwarts: The Twilighted Version by AvrilSays reviews
While trekking in Britain, the Cullens come across a suspicious looking ruin, which turns out to be a school of magic - Hogwarts. Soon, the Cullens are lured into the world of magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
Own Private Island by Shatterdoll reviews
France, fed up with America and England denying their feelings for one another, concocts a plan to get the two love birds together. All it will take is a little white lie and an island... AmericaxEngland, M for saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
His by demonlifehealer reviews
Tallahassee has to make Ohio understand that he belongs to him, whether Columbus likes it or not. Angst! Yaoi! Possessive Talla/Confused Ohio!
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
Junjo Haruhiko by asuka5271 reviews
what if rather than rejecting him Misaki accepted Haruhiko. what would be of Junjou romantica now. twist at the end. read and find out
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Haruhiko U., Misaki T. - Complete
Alone at last? by Rawr Muffin Rawr reviews
Berwald and Tino just want to be alone. Too bad they keep getting inturupted. -SwedenxFinland- !Fluff warning/slight smexy moments!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Never Say Never by danakate reviews
Sheldon and Penny play the drinking game "Never have I ever..."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Aftereffects by Obsessed Authoress reviews
Coming down from the high of watching Usami Fuyuhiko drive away for good, Misaki remembers something very important. Very, very important. As in, oh-my-God-my-lover-almost-died-a-minute-ago kind of important. TWOSHOT AkihikoxMisaki post episode 24
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Big Time Dare by AnimeLuvrBandGeek reviews
A friend of the boys decides to make them play 'Dare in a Hat' just to torture them. Her plan is to make Kendall and James fall for each other. Will it work? Only one way to find out. KendallXJames, Kames, Rated M for chapters 4 and 5
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kendall, James - Complete
A New Year's Celebration by Nikonplix reviews
Left alone on New Year's, Kyo, Yuki, and Tohru have a *fun* time at home. A night to them selves, celebration, and a bottle of wine what could happen? Short story! Please Review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Payback by mileshuggingsworth reviews
Sequel to Dazed and Confused. Kendall gets payback where it is due. Rated M. Not workplace matieral or for the faint at heart.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kendall, James - Complete
The Deal by Secret Koko reviews
Headboy Harry is sure that Malfoy is up to something. He eventually catches the blonde red-handed. He expected a curse, a hex, even a punch or two but what he got instead were the words- “I’ll do anything you want, Potter. Just don't report me." SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letting It In by Gryvon reviews
Harry invites Draco to stay with Harry and Snape, but Draco has reservations about intruding on the couple's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Dazed and Confused by mileshuggingsworth reviews
Kendall catches James doing something he'd never expect. Mature content, read at your own risk. Not Workplace material.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Kendall, James - Complete
Love Past the Fear by FrogQueenLaurel reviews
Emmett and Bella are high school sweethearts who find themselves in a terrifying situation. Entry into the Twi-High Anonymous Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Untold Story by muggleinlove reviews
My Friday Free For All submission. Outtake from Taking Chances. Tells the untold story of Edward and Angela. You do not have to have read Taking Chances to enjoy. Edward/Angela pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Angela - Complete
What not to ask Voldemort by mimbulus-mimbletonia reviews
Has he ever taken a bath? Is uglyness a chronic illness in his family? Why the heck wasn't he sorted into Gryffindor? A list of humourous things of what NOT to ask Voldemort! Constantly Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
25 sentences by EmmaFrost13 reviews
25 sentences prompt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Severus's Fantasy by mrscakeakajane reviews
This is the sequel to Harry’s Fantasy I suggest reading that first. Harry tries to make Severus’s fantasy come true, lots of fun is had by all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
I Can't Help Falling In Love by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Edward and Rose cheat on Bella and Emmett. Will Bella fall for Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Bondage! by Sinful Princess reviews
O.o My god.. I turned Shu into a blood lusting, bondage loving, sexily dark seme... and Yuki in a begging, moaning, whimpering uke...! X.x Rated M for lemony yumness.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Demoralised by MairiNathaira reviews
Remus is a prostitute. He runs into someone he knows and things changes from there. AU & SLASH WARNING. RL/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Triquetra by Mottlemoth reviews
Harry/Draco/Snape; complete. "Reality is how frightened people justify wasting their lives." Harry's happy but it feels like he's the only one - and with a blackmailer watching, is there any hope at all of that famous Happily Ever After? M, slashy sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,753 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - [Harry P., Severus S., Draco M.] - Complete
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Center of Blogging for Magical Persons by Shipper Friendly reviews
Dumbledore opens a blog. Things get a LITTLE chaotic as the blog spreads odd rumors and develops unusual friendships. OOC in some places, especially with Dumbledore. Let's see what this blog is about anyways...NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
A Whole Different Kind of New Moon by skeletoninme reviews
What if Carlisle had come back instead of Alice? What if Edward hadn't gone to Italy? What if Bella got over Edward? My first attepmt at Bella/Carlisle. Please read. : Help an author out? Please read. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,600 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Inside Out by Abbie1212 reviews
Sequel to Bridges So read that first if you didn't already Bella left and now Carlisle's confused, hurt and trying to figure out how to get her back... Read. Enjoy. Review... : Very Angsty... if you read Bridges please continue with this one...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Pair of WireCrossed Lovers by Virtuous Vampire reviews
For ne'er was a tale of more woe than this of emo Juliet and her cross-dressing Romeo. Contains vulgar language and characters that are WAY too obsessed with sex.Spoof/Parody.R&R
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
HBP movie summary: Crackfic by Emily Waters reviews
HBP movie script. Crackfic. Containes movie spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
With Love by DeadlyPrecious reviews
this is the sequel to my story My Version of New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Chemical Equations by KayLynn911 reviews
Come on now, everyone wants to know about Alex and Brittany's wedding and honeymoon! And unlike Smeyer, I won't fade to black--hence the 'M' rating.
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Alex F., Brittany E. - Complete
Take A Deep Breath by BellaCullenVampirz reviews
EdwardMasen Human lives with his sick Mother in Forks.BellaCullen human moves into Forks with the other Cullens Vampires .Edward is the loser at his HighSchool,he fights anyone who crosses his path,Usually Newton and his Co-hordes.Will he fall in love?E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,826 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Feel My Heart by x.Deni.x reviews
My version of the first book. IT WILL BE A CARLISLE/BELLA FANFIC, cause they are the best pairing out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
I Want You To Want Me by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Bella Swan goes to Dartmouth where she finds her old friends and finds that her old best friend, Jasper Hale, has become a player…the problem? Bella fell in love with this player, but she swore after the first time she got played would be the last.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009
harry and ginny: Life after the battle by rebeccaLautner reviews
harry and ginny's life after the final battle! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Gotta love the Bear by Amber is a Jasper's girl reviews
Ok this is for LILWL's challenge! It's Emmett/Bella! PLEASE Give it a try! Along with my other stories! Amber
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,847 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Dr Phil by JE-stars reviews
Edward is in extreme pain from losing Bella, so he finally does it- goes to the Volturi. But what does he do when the Volturi's too busy with their tea break? Oh don't worry, he has many tricks up his sleeve . . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward
Telling the Family by IceAngel 69 reviews
Harry and severus decide to tell everyone of their secert love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Quiet Guardian by ihearitsnows reviews
Edward leaves and so do the rest of the Cullens. However Emmett finds himself not able to forget the one they left behind. So he returns back and discovers not Bella but a broken girl, can Emmett be Bella’s new saviour, or will they both end up alone?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,059 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
The Crazy Interview by Mrs.Jacob.Black reviews
This is an interview with Cedric Diggory, Robert Pattinson and Edward Cullen. Of course the other characters of Twilight and, too, Harry Potter, have their appearances. The poor interviewer... :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Start of Something New by AvrilSays reviews
Crossover - Twilight & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
The Scent of a Human by Xx-JabbatheShandy-xX reviews
AU, JasperxBella. No like? No read. It was Bella's scent that first attracted Edward to her. If when she was changed, she lost her scent, then Edward wouldn't love her as much maybe. T For Swearing and some... ahem... dirty songs... ---HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Snow by dexter13 reviews
Tony, Gibbs, Abby and McGee have a snowball fight. warning: Slash at the end . Tony's POV.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
My Version of New Moon by DeadlyPrecious reviews
Edward never left. post-twilight. basically my version of new moon lol SEQUEL UP NOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something by exactlymybrandofheroin1901 reviews
JASPER/BELLA. Bella and Jasper Whitlock are newly weds when Jasper goes off to war and never comes back. Bella gets changed and they meet up at Forks High School. Will things go back to the way they were? I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Cullens Ringtones by DeadlyPrecious reviews
has bd charactors. really random but funny ringtones for the cullens
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
A Time to Heal by Tallulah99 reviews
A deadly scorpion sting leaves Rose recovering on the Tardis and forces the Doctor to acknowledge his feelings for her. They both have wounds that need to heal. Nine/Rose. Takes place sometime during season 1.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/29/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I'm Holding Out For Edward Cullen by eclipsed heart reviews
A few summers after Harry's 7th year, he and Ginny are back together. But then, while visiting a Muggle bookstore, Ginny discovers a book called Twilight, and inevitably falls for Edward Cullen... Big-time Twilight allusion. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Gay and Dead in King's Cross by Persepolis130 reviews
Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Seduction by aspireraywriter reviews
Harry and Draco are a couple. Severus walks in on them in the RORhow did that happen fake horror they seduce him and they all have hot gay sex. ONEshot. Slash, anal, blahblahblah and threesome. xxx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Take It Slow by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Harry suffers from a bout of impotency, however his problem may more than what it appears to be. Ron and Hermione help him recover. Rated for threesome sexual content. HRHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P.
Cullen Counterparts by Georgiana1234 reviews
Imagine the characters from Twilight meat their counterparts from Harry Potter. This is very strange so prepare to be weirded out people!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006
Love's Corruption by Pyre13 reviews
There are still some who believe he corrupted me. But in truth it was I. My corruption that spread to him. Loves corruption. DracoHarry. Dark!harry. Dominant Harry. Submissive Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Let Me Kiss You by CBas reviews
What do you do when you're trapped in a closet with the dreaded Potion's Professor? Smut, but not only smut there's actually a slight plot! Snarry. SnapeHarry. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Things harry potter would NEVER say by hikaru-sayuna reviews
Ya. A bunch of weird lines...I can't say them all because they're not all G rated hint hint So read them...if you DARE! PS: You might wanna check out my other stories hint hint nudge nudge wink wink
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2004
Harry's Disco Fever by RHr Fan reviews
Want to read something insane beyond belief? My short fic goes from dancing dementors to a singing Voldie! And it's all done with some 70's music!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P.
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
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