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Joined 12-18-08, id: 1774387, Profile Updated: 09-01-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Camelot.

Bonjour! KBird here!

I’m a nerd...The really geeked out kind. And just like that, you know everything you need know about me:)

I sort of run in and out of all genres and stories (as proven by my very random favorites folder). That’s how I roll.

Oh yea…I also have the grammatical skills of a two year old. I know I’m a pathetic excuse for a human being, sorry.

I finally got around to actually producing a story as opposed to just enjoying the masterpieces of my fellow authors; so if you get the chance, check it out! it's down there, somewhereXD I have an extremely fickle muse and i would not be surprised if it takes me a while to bust out another fanfic, but here's to hoping! -clinks imaginary glasses together- Please enjoy my story and if you have a fantabulous story that needs to be shared, tell me about it! i want to read it! That is all.

Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake- Napoleon Bonaparte

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!- unknown

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!!!! NOT EVEN THE COMPUTER i'M TYPING ON! NO RECOGIZABLE CHARACTERS ARE MINE, SO DON'T SUE!!!!!

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Road To Rohan by AlmaGemela reviews
Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,426 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Legolas
A Moment Echoes by Lamentha reviews
Belle returns to Beast a moment too late, listen as the moment echoes through a castle, and see what becomes of them in consequence. For everyone who wishes Beast had never changed. I'm going to do my best to ensure that this is a fiction of quality.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,077 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Beast/Prince, Belle
Animal Instincts by DecemberSnowfall reviews
One arm was around my waist as he pressed against me from behind, while the other held my chin in it's grip. He tipped my head to the side exposing my neck. "Don't you dare," I said quietly. He breathed one word into my ear as a reply "Mine." Eric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,401 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Eric N., OC
Possesive Tendencies by DecemberSnowfall reviews
His grip on me was tight as he kept me pinned down, his eyes gazing into mine intensely. "Say it." He growled out at me, it was rare to see him this way, his fangs glinting in the low light. "I want you to say it." He breathed out once more. Godric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Godric, OC
021: Wake Up Call by Rhiononon reviews
Some wake-ups are worse than others. Some are better. And some come just when they should. Rating now returned to M as some naughtieness has now commenced.
Ninja Assassin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,135 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Secrets and Needs by Soxunorthadox reviews
Arthur and Ariadne seem to have a difficult time keeping their secret...
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Dishpig and Snowball, Matchstick and Bookmonger by Gray Glube reviews
Life turns out to be more than busing tables and thesis statements, more than bad behavior and cigarettes on school property, more than heroes and villains. It's life like microwaved leftovers; a hot skin, a cold center, a soggy aftertaste. WP/FG
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Warren P., Freeze Girl
Devil's Toy by RestlessPuppy reviews
Dante's fantasies about Nero are becoming too much for him to handle. He's found himself a handy little toy to speed up the process. Dante/Nero
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Innerhouse Relations by LifesADarkArt reviews
Draco/Hermione are Hogwarts professors/heads of house. A new program set by Headmistress McGonagall will end house rivalry by forcing activities on the students requiring them to get to know one another. Can the students do it if the professors can't? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,104 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Pretend by Familiar-abyss reviews
What happens when Dante just needs to feel wanted for a night. Mature, one shot.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Dante - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
tap tap tap by BrunetteWeasley13 reviews
Lily and Severus are best friends and her bedroom is their refuge from the rest of the world. Set in Lily's childhood bedroom. Different moments spanning different summers in the Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 5,149 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Emerald Angel and the Russet Wolf by ShimmerinDenali reviews
Renesmee loves Jacob, Jacob loves Renesemee but thinks its wrong, what will happen when he walks in on her? She shows him she how truly grown up she is. Started as one shot Lemon, turned into smutty love story, of coarse it still ends in lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Mirrorbound by Falsetto reviews
Long before the war against the humans, Nuada was fighting in one of a different kind. Nuada/Nuala
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Prince Nuada, Princess Nuala - Complete
The Hunt by Juliediane reviews
A strange thing happens every few hundred years to all Silvan elves. Haldir is no exception. He feels it and cannot resist it. The urge to mate is strong when the stars align in just the right way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Haldir - Complete
Midnight Call by Nesrine reviews
Jacob places a very gratifying call in the night. M/F, Lemonrific! This is for all you Jake lovers that wish as hard as I do for a werewolf to sweep you off your feet...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,275 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
The Year of the Rose by Philyra912 reviews
A chronicle of the year following the events of Charon's Gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Light and Cloud Shadow by Nudgy Turian reviews
Preview: V's life was forever changed the night he brought an unconscious Evey Hammond down to his home. Little had he realized that they would ultimately change each other's life... for the better.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,327 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Whispers by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Set during the war. Hermione has always wanted to call him Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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The Enemy of My Enemy is an Ally reviews
Some people are too dense to realize that an obligation isn't always a sacrifice. Gawain will learn the difference. read and review!
Camelot - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,398 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Gawain
Reckless Abandonment reviews
Sometimes the pain is present with or without the source. Somewhat AU, but still Dramoine, so Read and Review pleases!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Only by the Night reviews
Sometimes a simple break isn't enough. Sometimes the heart has to shatter completely before it can be mended. S/R oneshot. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete