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Joined 12-19-08, id: 1774507, Profile Updated: 05-01-12
Author has written 13 stories for Persuasion, CSI: New York, Pretender, Amelie, and Harry Potter.

Thank you for reading my fanfics. Reviews are welcome :)

English is not my native language, so understandably there are some grammar mistakes. Please let me know when you spot one. I'll always beta my fics from now on, so hopefully you'll enjoy my stories more.

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Who forgot to pay the rent? by Joel-Gomes reviews
The Centre is shut down for good. What will happen to our favorite characters now? Read to find out and leave a comment (preferably a nice one) because this thing is finished. Finally.
Pretender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,057 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Complete
Give me your pain by River in Egypt reviews
In my dream her voice said: "I am your equal" And turning away I snarled: "Deal with it." Her voice went: "You are not a killer, Draco." Nice timing, Granger, I thought when I awoke the day of Dumbledore's death. Canon 6th/7th year, A/U, EWE, Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 464,074 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Victory by River in Egypt reviews
Draco Malfoy scores more than one victory on the day he finally catches the snitch from Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost Perfect, Almost Yours by BelleOfSummer reviews
A pureblood family abducted Hermione when she was born due to their desperation for a daughter. In a world of beauty & wealth, she has become Draco Malfoy's dream girl.What will happen if he finally knows that her blood is not as pure as he thinks it is? *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 237,158 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Joke Book Trap by Talis Ruadair reviews
Hermione stayed at Hogwarts over winter break and a gift form George lands her in Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice where faces from her reality appear. Mix in a ferret, a curse, a bonding, and future spawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,651 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Master Plan by greenschist reviews
Tired of spending every Christmas with his parents and in-laws, Draco concocts a plan to get a little alone time with Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,061 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Reunion to Remember by Lerysakon reviews
It's been eight years since they've seen each other and a reunion in Hogwarts finally gives them a chance to come together again and catch up with each other's lives. However, a shocking revelation makes the event a reunion to remember. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Courting My Wife by NaturalSAB reviews
Sequel to I'll Be Better When I'm Older... Draco has returned from the future with a BIG secret and an even BIGGER problem. He's in love with Hermione. How do you get someone who won't speak to you to fall in love with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,804 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pillow Talk by JillianCasey reviews
A bad day at work and a goldfish named Ricardo. Oh, and some pillow talk.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Is Not A Vampire by Serena Kenobi reviews
Draco has to deal with a certain problem caused by a certain muggle book series... DM/HG implied. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Plot Holes by Intricacy reviews
There's a new marriage law that no one likes. "The board has communed and has voiced a unanimous decision protesting this route, sir. If you proceed as planned, you will lose in the next election." In which there are 82 plot holes and a beta is needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Art of Political Warfare by Attesa reviews
'Granger as Minister. The thought, which should have repulsed him, actually gave him a sick sense of joy.' Hr/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,878 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Proof of Life by Jade2099 reviews
Special Auror in Charge Harry Potter hated the press and he hated delivering briefings divulging progress on ongoing investigations. Hermione Granger was abducted a fortnight ago. How is Draco Malfoy involved and who makes the ultimate sacrifice?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divided We Stand, United We Fall by the laughing redhead reviews
Hermione, barred from marrying Ron as planned, is forced to seek a new husband before Umbridge's Marriage law catches up with her HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,396 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silent as the Night by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
He only gazed, he never spoke... Draco/Hermione: One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He Doesn't Love Me by persistentillusion reviews
When she married it was not for love, the marriage law was passed- and she was essentially bought by the highest bidder
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why did the chicken cross the road? Pretender by Haiza Tyri reviews
The Pretender characters answer the age-old question.
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lyrical Persuasion by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
Complete! Persuasion/POTO Crossover Anne Christine Elliot met Frederik "Erik" Wentworth at 17. When she meets Frederik again he is a famous musical composer. Will love flourish again or will she fall for her uncle's stepson, the dashing Raoul de Chagny?
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Persuasion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 166,123 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Working Ethics by formerlyknownasone reviews
I bet you all can't imagine me, Draco Malfoy, working in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Me. But hey, they say a career builds character. Or something like that. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Firelight by maestra reviews
Post IOTH
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2004
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La Diseuse reviews
Je peux voir votre avenir... I can see your future... A/N: C'est une fic bilingue. Le premier chapitre est en français, le deuxième chapitre est la traduction en anglais. A/N: This is a bilingual fic. The first chapter is in french, the second chapter is the translation in english.
Amelie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Orion reviews
This is the story of Orion. Guess whose child he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Something Stinky reviews
Draco Malfoy returned home to find something stinky. What is it? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
First Encounters reviews
Jarod discovers new things after he got out of the Centre. New chapter is up! Jarod sings? Could it be?
Pretender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Jarod
A Helping Hand reviews
This story is dedicated to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti on January 2010. Jarod was spotted in Port-Au-Prince. What will Miss Parker do?
Pretender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Miss Parker, Broots - Complete
Promise reviews
Usually angst is not my style, but I was in angsty mood when I wrote this. Oneshot. Warning: character death.
Pretender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Miss Parker - Complete
A Bloody Knight reviews
CSI:NY meets Jane Austen. A man is murdered and the only witness is a bloody knight.
Crossover - CSI: New York & Persuasion - Rated: K - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
A Happy Tomorrow reviews
I don’t know what will happen tomorrow. I don’t know how our future will be, but let’s make a future together. -- Read more! I know you want to. It's a short oneshot. Please read & review.
Pretender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Miss Parker, Jarod - Complete
Anne's Musings reviews
This story takes place before “Can You Change The Past?” Basically it’s Anne’s musings after a hard day at work. A short oneshot, under 1000 words.
Persuasion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Impressions And Perceptions, A Sequel reviews
Modern Persuasion. Anne & Frederick met again after 8 years of separation. Sequel to Impressions And Perceptions but this one is NOT in a screenplay format. I replaced Chapter 1 because Mockingbyrd's Tune had been so kind to beta my fic.
Persuasion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Strange Noises reviews
Lindsay just moved in to Danny's appartment. Everything seemed fine except for the strange noises at night. Not a thriller, I know my limitations. Please read & review. I appreciate it.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Lindsay M. - Complete
Can You Change The Past? reviews
A modern Persuasion again . Anne Elliot is a wedding planner. Guess whose wedding. I wrote this months ago, I finally have the gut to post it here. Please read & review. I really appreciate it.
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Impressions and Perceptions reviews
Modern day Persuasion. This is my first fanfic ever. Please R & R, thank you. Note: In the guidelines I read no script format entry allowed. But I didn't know it then & it's difficult to change it.
Persuasion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete