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Hey!

Well, I've got blonde hair (obviously) blue eyes, and I'm pretty tall for my age.

I have three brothers and two sisters, so I'm really dreading my oral german exam because we have to give a detailed description of each of them. They're pretty annoying, but sometimes useful if you need help on something. I'm the second youngest, and my oldest brother is 21, doing a masters history degree in London. Christine does drama, and Kathryn hasn't finished school yet but she wants to do nursing. Conor's obsessed with water polo - ?? - and then there's me. I really like english, and it would probably be my favourite subject if it wasn't for my teacher and her monotone voice. Andy is the youngest, and the most annoying.

I have tests coming up after Christmas, which I think is really mean of the teachers because then that means that we have to revise and be all pressured during the holidays. I really hate my principle, which is sort of mean, but doesn't everyone? She totally has it in for me!

My favourite movie is definately Wild Child!! Have you seen it? If you haven't you've broken a law in my world - the movie is amazing!! You have to go out and buy it now! I also like Music and Lyrics, V for Vandette (I have no idea how you spell it but its the one with the guy who hates Guy Fox Day). Mostly I like chickflicks but my brother lured me over to the dark side for V for vandette.

I'm called Molly, and I'm pretty clumsy. Not like Bella - I mean I'm really good balancing, and I hardly ever fall but somehow I always manage to drop what's in my hand or to walk in to walls and stuff ... Like recently, I accidently opened the door and hit my head, and I got a really big black eye. (it was so embarrassing).

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50, How did you get your worst scar?

Er, well I have two and they're both pretty embarrassing stories. See one time I was at a hallowe'en party and this girl knocked my arm in to a candle, and I think you can pretty much guess where it went from there.

And the other time? Well, I was straightening my hair and it was in the morning and my brother was saying to hurry up or we'll miss the bus, so I was putting the straighteners (which had reached their highest temperature -220 degrees - and I was going to put them back on the radiator to cool down, but my wrist got in the way and I didn't feel the pain for about ten seconds so ... Yeah - I'm not good with heat. lol.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip


Name: Molly Woods
Nicknames:
Molso and Mally
Birth Date: 17 November
Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5'4"
Piercings: just in my ears
Tatoos: no
Heritage: its pretty confusing

Best...

Food: butternut squash lasanga from marks and spencer
Drink: red grape juice
Time of Day: when I get out of school and I've finished my homework
Season: Winter
Day of the Week: Saturday
Color: Blue
Place in U.S: New York
Place outside U.S: Belfast
Magazine: Heat

Pet: Dog and five cats
Friend: Caimbe
Feeling: anxious

Do You...

Shower Daily: yes... sometimes twice
Brush your Teeth Daily: Yep!

Sing: no
Dance: no
Drink: no
Smoke: no
Read Books: Yep!
Read Magazines: yes
Have a Religion: Yes
Have a Bf/Gf: not at the moment
Play an Instrument: piano

In the Opposite Sex...

Hair Color: Blonde or Brown
Eye Color: any
but esp green!
Height: Taller than me!
Tatoos: no
Piercings: no
Body Type: not skinny, but not fat and not too muscle-ish
Hobbies: anything

Do You Believe In...

Ghosts: sometimes
Aliens: sometimes
God: yes
Devil: sometimes
Heaven: yes
Hell: sort of
Afterlife: yeah

Have You Ever...

Been Arrested: no
Cheated: ...no
Been Cheated on: hopefully not
Had your Heart Broken: yeah
Broken someone elses Heart: i hope not
Stripped: no
Kissed more than two people in one night: nope
Kissed someone of the same sex: no
Lied: yes
Gotten into a fight: a verbal fight yes - fist fight no!
Passed out: yep
Stolen anything: no
Done something you regret: yeah
Been on T.V: yeah, a couple of times
Been in Love: yeah

Last Person You...

Talked to on the phone: my friend
Text Messaged: same friend
Hugged: Daragh

Kissed: um...
Yelled at: Luke
Missed: ...
Were told loved you?: ...

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Shadowed Pain by theturtlemonster reviews
Harry never wanted the Light to hate him, to curse his very name and regret the day he was born.They turned on him first and he did what he had to do to survive.Harry never wanted to conspire with Slytherins and fall in love in the process, nor did he want to become the most feared necromancer.They made him what he was.Dark Harry.Slash.5th year:Light refuses to believe LV returned.
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Steven: The Light of My Life by A.Damaged.Rose reviews
Rosalie and Emmett want to have children. When they enlist the help of an adoption agency, they are put in contact with Bella Swan. Bella is 17, pregnant, and all alone. But when Bella recognizes the Cullen's strange topaz eyes, nothing will be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,089 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friends Like Mine by soveryunpretty reviews
When Edward meets Bella at his favorite local diner, sparks seem to fly immediately and a relationship ensues. But Bella knows more then she lets on, and with the two being so close, how long will it be until Edward is exposed to her secret life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,189 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Isn't It Romantic by brighteyes87 reviews
Bella is in love with Emmett but goes to Paris to learn to take photos. When she returns Emmett doesn't recognize her and is engaged. Edward steps in who has been in love with her from the start. Like the movie Sabrina. hints of B/Em but really E/B AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
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Silent Screams reviews
A voice unheard, too little too late. A single tear, a silent scream. Time and time again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Truth Conquers All reviews
Isabella and her daughter Elle were killed in 2003. Yet sometimes there is more to the story than what's skimmed by the press... Now Bella is trying to juggle having a daughter to take care of and work and it doesn't help having player Edward as your boss
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,273 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Thoughtful Errors reviews
13 August 2003 was supposed to be the best day of Bella and Edward's lives.It was to be the day when their familys' merged and Bella truly became a Cullen.But something went wrong, and Edward left Bella at the alter unaware she was pregnant with his child
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella