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Joined 12-19-08, id: 1775293, Profile Updated: 03-20-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Victorious.

I really don't know what to say... I'm from Canada. Most people like my friends and my english teacher thinks I'm a pretty good writer but I think they're just trying to make me feel good about myself. They likely feel sorry for me. But you can judge whether you like my style or not. I really like twilight fanfics! And victorious and Buffy... There's a pretty wide selection when it comes to me. Any thing you want to ask me or if you just wanna chat I'm a fairly nice person (i think) and I'd be happy to talk.

You can follow me on twitter now! Just go to www.twitter.com/xXTwiToriousXx !!! I'm very excited about this and would greatly appreciate some followers :D

1. FIRST NAME: Sydney!

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? middle name was after some lady!

3. SIBLING NAMES: Allison

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I think when I saw New Years Eve... :S

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? not really...

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Vegetarian :)

7. KIDS? idk... I wanna have them but i dont wanna go thru that process! and I wanna adopt but I want the kid to be part of me... ya know?

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? of course!!! im pretty awesome :)

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? nope im way to lazy for that junk

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? yupp! But not very well... sometimes people dont know im using it... xD

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yuperdydo

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? i doubt it

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!!! :D :D :D :D

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? depends on the shoe... I dont have any with laces anyways

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? are you kidding?

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? cookie dough or mint chocolate chip

7. SHOE SIZE? 5. I used to think I was 7 because anything lower was to tight but it turns out I just have really wide feet... :S

18. RED OR PINK? Pink :P But that could change by tomorrow xD

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? i procrastinate a lot... and I'm not good at talking to people I usually accidently open my mouth without thinking

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My animals that have moved on... No romance for me! xD

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? If they want to.. I probably wont read it. I dont expect anyone to read this anyways

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Pants: Grey sweats No shoes. Or socks ;)

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? English muffin breakfast sandwich type thing

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing :( If I turn on music Ill end up dancing around to it and I gotta get to writing!!

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Yellow

26. FAVORITE SMELL? vanilla! :D

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Aunt Tammy

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Eyes or hair

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Nobody sent it ... :S I actually dont know where this came from

30. FAVORITE DRINK? chocolate milk

31. FAVORITE SPORT? figure skating

32. EYE COLOR? blue

33. HAT SIZE? there r different hat sizes?! i kno like theres a difference in size between like kids and adults buut... oh i dont kno Dx

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope

35. FAVORITE FOOD? fortune cookies, rice, chocolate milk, string cheese, cinnamon toast crunch :)

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? happy ending

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? The Lorax! It was amazing!

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? These sweats that I'm wearing, theyre fuzzy on the inside!

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? i like warm weather but i have nothing to do...i guess summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? i cant have both?

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? trifle or carrot cake

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1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Beck

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. Green

3. your first initial? S

4. your month of birth? March

5. which color do you like more, black or white? white

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Jade

7. your favorite number? 7

8. do you like California of Florida more? California

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) I wish for there to be a Bade duet !!!

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 14

My Boy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
you watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 11

RANDOM JUNK!!

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. f you are weird and proud or it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =D

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you're a part of the low percentage of teens that isn't preppy, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the two percent that hasn't copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever asked really stupid, obdvious questions, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever forgot what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this to your... muffins!!

If your one of those people that gets excited just seeing two reviews, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever stayed up for hours on end reading numerous fics, copy and paste this yo your profile and add your name below: danyan, Zathura Lover, Black'n'Red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, pirated OWNS you, Crispee, FantasyFan5 and XwhiteXspiritXalchemistX,kazukomichiko7789, Alice Cullen Fan and aliceingwonderland2000

If you have ever been obsessed with something and your friends are now scared of you because of it, copy and past this to your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Alice, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know what I'm talking about when I say OMC insted of OMG, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If your so convinced vampires exist that your friends, relatives and even random people on the street think you should be sent to an asylum, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

im sorry!! Dx i dont usually post stuff like that but it scared me so i had too!!!!

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

- I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds when using my wand

- Sirius Black: Escaped askaban...Evaded death eaters...Outwitted the ministry...Killed by drapery.

I thought I thought but the thought i thought wasn't the thought i thought i thought...

To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.Aristotle

When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

"You know it's a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor."

"I'm the master of low expectations."

"Nothingness is made of... nothing. It cannot be moved, right? Nothing can move through, over or under it, either, because of its nature--nothingness is nothingness on all levels. So, nothingness is nothing, and it can't be moved, nor can anything move through it, by definition. So, would something bump into nothingness? That's doubtful, since there's nothing to obstruct it--would it pass into nothingness, and simply disappear? The laws of physics say that this isn't possible--so this can't be right."

if u understand say u understand if u dont understand say u dont understand but if u do understand and u say u dont understand how do i understand that u understand,understand?

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before
you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed .. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls
down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7 of all statistics are made on the spot.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you
don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak...

Again repost this on your profile if you think abortion is wrong.

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

i want the kinda boy. . .
who I can run to; with tears running
down my face, make-up smeared
& the first thing he says is...
"Who's ass am I kicking now babe?"

When he says you’re pretty, he’s talking about your face

When he says you’re hot, he’s talking about your body

When he says you’re beautiful, he’s talking about your soul

Unlike Barbie,

Me & my friends

~aren't sold seperatly

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my younger brother Brandon. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Brandon.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." (I don't speak English.)

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor

Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire

population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonder yup i wonder!

Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

There is such thing as a glass that never breaks. Its called plastic

Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles... I worked hard for that pack... Ahhh he's eating them!! Now he's throwing them at me... Call 911!!

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?

Behold the mighty...chihuahua?

Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.

Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Friends will phone you in jail

But best friends will be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome!"

Good friends will share their umbrella

Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BEEP, RUN"

Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected

Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Diamonds are precious and so are pearls, but nothing is better then me and my girls.

Enemies stab you in front, friends stab you in the back, boy stab you in the heart, but best friends are there to stab those @&#' s right back.


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The Percy and Annabeth Files by Leca B reviews
Collection of drabbles and quick oneshots about the life and times of Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. Chapter 17: New Words "Logan was a little boy when he'd said a curse word for the first time. And of course, he'd had to pick the best occasion to utter it. Not alone at home where mom and dad could teach him not to say it; he'd done it in style."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
When The Spirit Of The Oracle Strikes by WildPowerxJ reviews
Alright, so this is just a little one shot about Rachel and what happens wen she I at finishing school one day and she gets hi-jacked by the oracle of Delphi.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Rachel D.
Forbidden Love is Always Strongest by Dawnmist of RiverClan reviews
"You know, I'd give anything to have been born in another world, one where we could be together." / Or, since their birth, Beck and Jade have been sworn enemies, the prince and princess of two kingdoms at war. But when the two finally meet, they start falling in love, despite knowing that they can never be together. AU. Jade/Beck. Nominated for Best Bade in the Topaz Awards 2013.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,442 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Jade W., Beck O.] - Complete
The First by Justifye reviews
Jade has always been insecure, but when things start to heat up with Beck. She wanders who his 'first' was starting a chain reaction when she finds out a secret that shocks everyone. You'll never guess who his first was...
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,383 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Beck O., Cat V.
Trip to Canada by WannabeWest reviews
Jade and Beck take a trip to Canada with Beck's parents for a week. How will Jade get on with his family? What is their reactions to her personality? What happens when Beck's cousin has a crush on Jade? BADEMANCE! READ ! LOADS of BADE fluff :
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,152 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
It Takes One Glance by Princessinblues reviews
All it takes is one glance for Jared to find his imprint. And both Kim and Jared's lives to change forever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,935 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kim, Jared
My Immortal Commentary by I brake for nobody reviews
The one and only , MY IMMORTAL, with commentary from me. You know you want to read it. I don't know how many brain cells I'll have left after this. So read and review. Rated T for murder of the English language and horrible descriptions. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Tell Your Story Walking by circuswheel reviews
There's a process to the madness, one that to this day Robbie still hasn't figured out. Or, Robbie Shapiro, growing the heck up and out. Novella-length friendship ensemble. Overall dramafest. Very, very, very eventual endgame is Robbie/Jade.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 68 - Words: 288,101 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Robbie S., Jade W. - Complete
And Means to Wed at Leisure by smellslikecorruption reviews
'Oh.' She thought. 'This one's different.' Five times Beck Oliver's mother thought about Jade West.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Just a Taste by khay reviews
Five blissful years of marriage later, Beck tries to convince Jade that it's time that they add to their little family of two. Written for Adopt-a-Prompt August with the prompt: Milk; For Worldwide Day of Bade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Hair Full of Canada by greyrooms reviews
Beck tries really hard to make his hair look nice like Josh Groban's but ends up with a pseudo-mullet after Jade steals his hair products. silly and drabbley oneshot, set post-TWC
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Little Wonders by imlaughingnow reviews
"But we're only five, we can't get married." "When we're 18 then." "What if you...what if you forget about me like my father did?" /\ The first time Beck meets Jade. He'll never forget. She'll always remember. /\ How Mara Oliver met her son's first love.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
We Weren't Crazy by A Sainted Sinner reviews
Several one shot looks at Beck and Jade's life post Hollywood arts. BADE and TANDRE with major JORI friendship!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,382 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Canada by AshleyyB reviews
"I guess I love her cause she's Jade. I mean, no one gets a say in who they love. She got picked for me. But it's okay. She reminds me of everything good, so I don't mind." "Everything good?" "Yeah. She reminds me of Canada."
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Undercover by LovingLizGillies reviews
Jade Wesley is a teenage spy for Cherub. She is assigned to befriend Tori Vega, whose father is at rise on the black market. She is highly respected but she cannot help being distracted by a charming Beck, will she be able to complete the mission? BADE :
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,942 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Midnight Lullabies by PleaseDon'tGetMeRescued reviews
Beck is away on business while Jade is at home with their son, Henry. But, five-year-old boys aren't exactly excellent at being away from their fathers for two weeks. One-Shot.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Black Friday by tsttoain reviews
Because Black Friday is just a waste of an awesome holiday name, if all you do is go shopping.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Beck O., Jade W.] - Complete
12 Sessions With Caterina by Digidestend Angel reviews
A therapist named Patty Fallon has permission from Cat's family to publish a book about every word Cat told her through the 12 last sessions before the day Cat killed herself. And it may just be more than the gang can handle. *COMPLETED*
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Cat V. - Complete
two meddling friends and a plan by GABGM reviews
Ariana and Matt try to hook up to of their friends! its t now but could change!elavan because i love them xD
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,510 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
The Road Ahead by HeyDollsItsKelsea reviews
Jade has some news for Beck. Now they're in it for the long haul.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
Beck&Jade's Thanksgiving Dont's by LoveLizMcGills reviews
JadeWest: Don't lock your annoying cousin in the basement. Your dad might call the cops on you. BeckOliver: Don't let Jade say grace before dinner starts unless you want your family to cry. PART 2 IS UP!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Nightwalker'xo reviews
-"He can taste cotton candy and warm milkshake on her lips."- A collection of Bade One-shots.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
Match made in heaven or hell? by SPNlovur14 reviews
Okay well i just really liked the title but this is what i wanted to happen after Ever visited her old life in Blue moon so read on!
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Ever, Damen
My Guitar by MissMe93 reviews
Isabella's the hot new artist on her first tour. Edward, Jasper and Emmet as a band is not well liked by Isabella's manager Jacob. What hapened in Isabella's past to make her as wounarable as she is now? PUT ON HOLD! THE STUPID EXSAMS RUINED MY FUN!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Embarrassing Moment by 78Violetfan reviews
"Stop! in the name of love, before you break my heart!" Beck walks in on Jade doing something so unlike Jade. Totally lame summary, but I've never writtent Bade before, so I'll appreciate it if you give it a chance .
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
just a bittersweet memory by chasingafterstarlight reviews
The tale of a little girl that was just like her mother, a broken kite, and a girl who keeps running away. A tale of a dysfunctional family that might, at some point, just maybe work out. - JadeBeck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Acting by Serene Cullen reviews
ELEVAN! Elizabeth is the daughter of two loving parents but some very wealthy judgemental grandparents. Her grandparents are flying in to check up on her progress in becoming the heir to the family fortune. The problem? Her parents may have lied a bit
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Babysitting by ShadowBear92 reviews
What happens when Beck's next-door neighbour has to leave urgently and Beck and Jade are left to look after her young children? Read to find out!
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
Leaving, Following, Staying by tsttoain reviews
She walked straight up to him and kissed him. Another Beck and Jade meet story. Please R&R
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Beck O., Jade W.] - Complete
Forever Is Ours by GonnaGetThereSomeday reviews
Elavan! Liz and Avan fanfic! I REALLY suck at summaries, so if you love Elavan, READ IT! Kk, thanks! Rating may -HAS- change-d.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,664 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Thievery of The Worst Degree by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
In which Jade has an affinity for thievery and Beck has a Taylor Swift album. T for some *naughty* words.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
If only they knew by UndressTheseBeautifulLies reviews
Caterina Valentine, picture of innocence. She wishes.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Cat V. - Complete
Of Insecurities and Tears by mizfab reviews
"I love you. You, you, you. Not Tori, not Alissa Vaughnn, nobody but you."/ When Jade's insecurities left her in shambles, Beck helps her up again.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
A to Z Bade by Serene Cullen reviews
Every one-shot has it's own plot but i'll get every letter from A-Z in these topics and titles. I hope you all enjoy SereneCullen
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,972 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
The Truth by mizfab reviews
After an incident in school left Jade hospitalized, Tori finally sees how much Jade means to Beck Bade with a pinch of Tandre
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Scissor Love reviews
"I lost my number, can I borrow yours?" "You're a loser."
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Eternal Dawn by Lizbit reviews
For so long, Edward has maintained control of the monster within him. When Bella finally entices Edward to bed the control is lost. Can Edward forgive himself for his weakness and mistake? Or will Bella turn to Jacob who lurks in the shadows? *BD ALT* E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 137,443 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angry Love by Marie S Zachary reviews
Sikowitz gives Jade and Beck a drive by acting challenge. They are a couple having a fight in which they have to shout at each other what they love about each other.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
Just Words by Scissor Love reviews
"I hate you." "Love you too, babe."
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
West Girls by Serene Cullen reviews
If Jade thought that Tori Vega was her biggest competition then she has another thing coming. When a new girl comes to HA her eyes are locked on Beck Oliver. The biggest shock? The girl is Jade's kid sister! Enjoy Serene Cullen Squeals up!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
New Kids on the Block by Red Nevada Rose reviews
The Cullens are moving... again. It's Renesmee's first time in high school and Jacob comes along. But what happens when Renesmee gets in touch with what high school is really like: friends, boys, snotty girls, teachers? Please read-review! T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,894 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
We're Like the Cullens by pecksupport reviews
Beck and Jade compare reality to fiction. One-shot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
A Renesme Story by Vampgurl481 reviews
In BD Jake doesn’t see Nessie!...4 years later Nessie is physically 17 and sneaks out to a masked ball! While she’s there she sees him! Based on Cinderella! I'm no good at summarys. My first fanfic R&R pleez!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Twas the Night Before Christmas by imagine.life.sweeter reviews
...and all through Jade's house, suspense was building: someone would be losing their fouse. A holiday Bade one-shot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
From Her Eyes Fell Black Satin Tears by aghamora reviews
There's only so much one human being can take, and heaven knows she's had more than her fair share. - - Jade/Beck, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,601 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2010 - [Jade W., Beck O.] - Complete
Have I Told You Lately? by aloxi reviews
I eat unicorns. Raw. / / A day in the life of Jade West.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Textbooks, Rulers, and BloodSucking Monsters by iamnotobssed reviews
When Renesmee attends school as a Freshman, She discovers it's not as stupid as she thought. She makes new friends, enemies, and has new experiences. But what happens when her secret is revealed in front of the entire school? T for safety. Some cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Stealing The Moon by dreamdancer96 reviews
Takes place 7 years after BD. Renesmee is all grown up and starting High School. Starting all over is harder for her than it seemed. Old enemies pose a threat to her loved ones. New feelings are found while a war rages in her world and shes the cause.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,235 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella's bad trip by Alice's Fashion reviews
The cullen's and Bella go back to Pheonix for 3 weeks. What the Cullen's didnt know is that Bella was bullied at her old school. Will things change now the Cullen's are with her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,453 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella
I'm Not Exactly Human by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
Edward left Bella, alone in the woods, thinking he didn't love her. Six months on and she has returned to the place she calls home, Hogwarts, but what happens when Edward and the rest of the Cullens show up? What will Bella do? ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Starting over by MisguidedSpirit reviews
It's time for Nessie's first year of school. After having to leave Jacob painfully, he shows up unexpectedly to Nessie. But what will happen when she meets someone new in her life? Will she still be friends with Jacob? Will Jacob be hurt like Nessie was?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,903 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Reality by iluvwerewolves01 reviews
They were best friends. Then she found out he imprinted on her. Life was perfect...then it came. The nightmare, the bloodsucker, the killer, the...vampire. Jared's daughter & Embry's son! Please read & review! Trailer link on profile! :D HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Embry, Jared
Behind Charlie's Back by JacobSalvatoreBlack reviews
Bella and Edward are in Bella's room together when who else but Charlie opens the door...A trip to Canada reveals new friends, and a new twist to the story. plz R&R I finally Updated! Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,124 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullens Adopt a Kid by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Its pretty much what the title says. Then Cullens adopt an human kid. What will happened? First fan fic so please give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 65,770 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Friends From the Past by Menpus reviews
Bella had changed alot when she moved to Forks.Edward goes hunting, and Bellas bestfriend from pheonix shows up on her doorstep. Bella starts to remember the girl she used to be before she moved. just fun friendship stuff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella
My Best Friend the Vampire Slayer by AvrilSays reviews
Bella has a secret that even the Cullens don't know. Her best friend is no ordinary teenager. Her name's Buffy, and she's a vampire slayer. AND she's coming to visit for a month. With her historic-killer boyfriend. TEMPORARY HIATUS/TO BE EDITED.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009
My Sister is the Slayer by Nicolllette13 reviews
Buffy, Bella's sister comes to town on a dangerous misson concering Bella. with Angelus on the loose as he forms a plan that could change fate itself. Can Buffy and the Cullens save Bella, Angel, and possibly themselves before its too late? please R&R.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,611 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Why is that so hard to believe? by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
Six months after Edward left Bella alone in the woods and she has returned to the place she calls home, Hogwarts. What happens when Edward and the rest of the Cullens show up? What will she do? ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Newton by hotflower06 reviews
5 years after Breaking Dawn, both Edward and Bella and the recent married Jessica and Mike end up on Wife Swap. What will happen? Does Mike still love Bella? how can the Cullens possibly hide they're secret with Jessica around? And who's James?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Jessica
Spainsh Influenza by Twilight's evil Pixie reviews
Bella returns to school after the Cullens have left. Her history teacher Mr Launter has askedthe class to do a report on the Spanish Influenza. The cullens return and things change in the way vampires live.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella
Twilight Parody Love Story by mrstomdaley1996 reviews
This is my own version of the song Love Story By Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Now and Forever by Cheerleaders21 reviews
something from bellas past comes back.what is it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella
Falling For Brady: An Imprint's Story by Mercury-Serenity reviews
I was afraid that she was going to run out of the truck when I told her I was a werewolf. Her eyes searched mine. There was a certain spark in them. "Show me! Become a werewolf." she said, a smile on her lips. Brady's Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 125,847 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Brady, Seth - Complete
Flesh and Blood by norahmorriss reviews
Edward and Bella have just completed their degrees at Dartmouth. They return to Folks so that Renesemee can sample normal teenage life. Emotions run high when she falls in love with new school councilor, Mike Newton.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Hopeless in Forks by misty1986 reviews
Forks has a hell mouth that the Cullen family never knew about. This is the chance Angel gets to redeem what was rightfully his to begin with. Scooby gang and AI team work with the Cullens to stop the hell mouth from opening.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,683 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
Halloween by flamerider05 reviews
The ways the characters from NW spend Halloween. 1.Ash&Mary-Lynnette 2.Delos&Maggie 3. Keller&Galen 4.Rashel&Quinn 5.James&Poppy 6.Jez&Morgead 7.Thea&Eric 8.Hannah&Thierry
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Two Worlds by babedarlingpotter reviews
Bella Swan is the new student in Forks High and she finds out that she's not the only one with a secret. Juggling her superstar duties, homework, nosy friends and Edward Cullen, will she be able to survive public school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,211 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by 2carm2carm2 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Define Me by x.BadWolfRose.x reviews
-"Jake, what was it like when you imprinted?" I saw the mixture of thoughts and pictures that whizzed around Jacob’s head "It's like she’s the only thing that matters. Every thing you do, every decision you make, it’s all for her. She defines you Seth."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,566 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Seth
Twilight Titans: Under The Cover Of Forks by Lady Infamous reviews
The Teen Titans investigate a series of unexplained deaths in Forks. They soon deduct their way to the answer, but when the time comes, what will they do? Will they give away the Cullen's secret?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,269 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Raven, Edward
When it Rains by SpotlightxIsxOn reviews
And when it rains. You always find an escape? Just running away. From all of the ones who love you. From everything.-Paramore- Ironic how my favorite song applied to my life right now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,813 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
So I Thought You Were Dead by PrettyBrinny reviews
Edward comes home after being gone for six months, but Bella and Charlie aren't there. Bella gave up hope that Edward would ever come home when Victoria came. And who did Bella change into? My first fan-fic so please be kind. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
MrEmmett Cullen by iHazel reviews
Emmett employs for Nessie s class at school. Will he ruin her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Edwards cinderella by romanoew reviews
BD spoiler. It's the night before Renesmee and Jacobs wedding. This is a story from Edwards POV. Two sweet father and daughter-moments : R&R. Please be nice, english isn't my first language. SM owns Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Grandpas girl by romanoew reviews
BD spoiler. Charlie has passed away and this is Renesmees thoughts about her life without her grandpa. English is not my first language, so please be nice. SM owns everything, but the song - Miley Cyrus owns, and the story - I own. Please review
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Charlie S.
Vampire or Werewolf? by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair by readinangel reviews
Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Another Time but The Same Place by kaylamarie2012 reviews
Edward left Bella during New Moon, and didn't come back, three years have passed and she is pushing through with the help of Jacob, she's happy again. Right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,539 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella - Complete
Smash Into You by glrob reviews
Rainey Black has to spend the summer in La Push taking care of her uncle. When she's reunited with the boys who used to terrorize her as a child, will love be enough to for her to forgive the past and deal with the surprises that await her? EmbryXOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,289 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Embry - Complete
A Trip Back to Pheonix by iloveedwardcullenthevampire reviews
What hapens when right after Bella's change the Cullen's get a phone call from Bella's old school? Well the Cullen's have to make a trip to Pheonix for some summer school fun. Full Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008
Jake and Nessie by Mrs.IggyandJasperandEdward reviews
AFTER BREAKING DAWN. Jake and Nessie are at Edward and Bella's House and Nessie is 13 and has fallen for Jake. R & R please! No flames.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Silver Whispers by serenaxvanderwoodsen reviews
The Cullen family is disturbed by some very unsettling news. Melinda Gordon tells them that she has seen a ghost--Elizabeth, who is looking for her son...Edward. More Twilight than Ghost Whisperer.
Crossover - Ghost Whisperer & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Come in with the Rain by R3M3MB3R reviews
Songfic. Come in with the Rain by Taylor Swift. Bella and Edward got in a fight and now Bella is waiting for him to come
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who I Am by glrob reviews
Renesmee's twin sister was taken by the Volturi and raised as their own. 12 years later the Cullens decide to take back what is theirs. Will Elizabeth learn to love the family that she never knew; or will she reject them? EmmettXOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,146 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Kindergarten by EMMETT-LOVERR reviews
Renesemee starts kinder and she meets a new friend,Jenny. Will she fit in or get teased on. What will Jake do to help? And what will Jenny think of Jake?. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
It Rains Next Door by Pyro'sBest reviews
Kim is average, normal, plain...unnoticeable. Kim needs saving, but not from what you would think. Can Jared be the one to do so? Maybe some people are beyond help... *Under major reconstruction*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Jared, Kim
A Slayer's Twilight by allienicole16 reviews
Set after season 7. Spike comes back and Buffy has a hard time letting him back in. Willow decides to send her to a world where one girl loves a vampire with her entire heart. Will Buffy learn to love again?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Buffy S., Bella - Complete
WifeSwap Vampire Edition by ipoked-KiraandEdward-andlived reviews
Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,857 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Puppydog Face by the-badguy-or-hero reviews
Jacob has a new way of going it his way! And he's using it for his 'needs'.Will the Cullens live up to it?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
we dont all get happy endings by classic charm reviews
Jake and Nessie had to run for it in Breaking Dawn. Unfortunatly for Jake the Volturi found and stabbed him. Aro, intrigued by Nessie, raised her as a daughter. Now she's going to find out the worst part about being human is that you have a heart to break
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Bella The Chosen One by BiteMeCullenStyle reviews
Just your average girl, that moves to live with her father in Forks. She likes to read.....and slay vampires?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Sleep Walking by Klutzarella123 reviews
Emmett comes over to Bella's house and she starts sleep walking.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Existing for You by DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful reviews
Jacob and Renesmee, seperated for an entire weekend, find themselves in an interesting position when they are left alone upon their reunion...LEMON/LIME WARNING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I've seen the Light! by Dobby-is-free reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to become a nun? What would the Cullens think and what's this about Jasper being a male dancer?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Cullen and Bella, Say What! by iHeartBradyQuinn reviews
Mike Newton recieved the invitation to Edward and Bella's wedding. The crazy lil' puppy had a fit. Ha, ha! Just a blurb of Mike's reaction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Mike, Tanya
Shrinking my mind, Shrinking my faith by SparklyVampire105 reviews
During New Moon Charlie gets Bella to move in with Renee and Renee sends Bella to a psychiatrist. But what happends when Bella finds out that Edward is dating the psychiatrist's daughter? Is it faith or tradgedy? Will Bella win her Edward back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,959 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
Valentines Day with Em and Rose by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Extremely fluffy and cute! So Emmett finally remembered it was Valentine's Day, and even got Rosalie a gift. But WHAT did he do to Esme's garden to get it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Breathe by Raenbowx3 reviews
Post BD. In Renesmee's first high school year, she meets a boy named Logan who will challenge her love for Jacob and simultaneously her self restraint. AN: Please disregard any typos, I was a bit rushed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
My Boyfriends Back by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Jacob goes to pick Renesmee up from school where he finds she has an admirer and decides to do something about it. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Stalker by BerryBella reviews
A new substitue teacher has her eyes on Edward, and everything goes down hill from there... Pure randomness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
You Can Let Go by Edward's Heroine reviews
Bella must preform a song she has written on behalf of her father. She must sing it at Charlie's funeral, and the impossible happenes. One-shot, song flick. Bella's POV. Song by Crystal Shawanda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Cullen Family Holiday by Nakii-Ilylac reviews
After BD. Carlisle decides to take the family on holiday to Isle Esme. Jacob comes too and there's some rivalry between him and a certain other surprise guest who in his opinion has been spending too much time with Renesmee. Hopefully it's funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
Twilight the Musical by bellaedward247love reviews
This is the story twilight with nothign changed, exept that it is a musical. Please gibve it a chance adn read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
You've Got Love by Brittles reviews
When Bella and Edward are assigned class pen pals,they are unknowingly paired with each other. After a week of nightly messages to one another,they fall in love all over again. Will they realize that their pen pal is no stranger before it is too late? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007
Two worlds cross by maddie-raeilt reviews
Twilight/buffy crossover. bella's word suddenly mixes with Buffy's but heres the thing the vampires in each exsist. what happens when they meet? Better than summary. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
Jared Imprints by Ha-LoCo reviews
What happens when Jared sees and imprints on Kim his first day back at school? How will she react? What's going on in Kim's life and will Jared be able to save her? A Jared imprints story. Read and Review. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,665 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Song Parodies: Twilight Special by Falling.Twilight reviews
Assured to make you AT LEAST smile! R&R. All lyrics came from my imagination or from the books. Last Updated: Mamma Mia!, by ABBA : Mamma Mia! It's All The Cullen's Fault, by Jacob Black!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007
Home Economics with Bella and Edward by topaz emeralds reviews
Edward signs up Bella and himself for Home Economics. The title tells all : Takes place during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,425 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007
Crazy One Shots! BAMMM! by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Random One Shots!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
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Meeting The Family reviews
Beck and his parents have been invited to the Oliver family reunion and Beck is allowed to bring one friend. Can you guess who he chooses? That's right. Jade. To hear all about Beck and Jade's time in Canada with some very interesting relatives read here!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,125 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Beck O., Jade W.
Party Mix reviews
A series of one-shots for our favourite Victorious Stars! If you have an idea you'd like me to write about then give me a review! Lots of Bade in here! I suck at summaries... Please check this out! Rated T for mentions of stuff.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011
Plot Idea's Anyone? : reviews
I'm having a bit of a writers block and would LOVE if you gave me some ideas... You will be given credit! I'm not gonna just steal your ideas! Promise!
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Random Songs Twilight Style! reviews
This is a parody of some songs that I changed the lyrics of Originally was a oneshot but i changed it!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
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