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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I curse like a sailor and sound like a hick. I like lewd jokes and alcohol abuse. I like vampires and zombies, though not in the same way. I'm am shit at replying to reviews, but I love them all. StL will be continued.

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Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 304,675 - Reviews: 3832 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20455 - Favs: 13,832 - Follows: 5,641 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14817 - Favs: 11,463 - Follows: 8,075 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5518 - Favs: 7,031 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12178 - Favs: 5,432 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11706 - Favs: 9,812 - Follows: 6,723 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6701 - Favs: 6,187 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ritual by araeo reviews
AU/AH, OOC: Bella is an alcoholic struggling to deal with her traumatic past. When she meets Edward in the bar she frequents, will his help be enough to save her? Edward has just returned to Seattle and has secrets of his own when it comes to Bella...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 177,793 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Polyandry and Other Problems by refya reviews
A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,089 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Duty and Desire by Aspenleaf reviews
Edward Masen was brought up in a world where responsibility to your family and class was everything. Tired of the endless pursuits of women he becomes more and more jaded. That is until, he meets his match…..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,375 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9836 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14452 - Favs: 16,489 - Follows: 8,628 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silly by JezzMine reviews
George has decided to tutor Hermione in the art of having fun! He convinces her to go out for a night of spontaniety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,523 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2007 - George W., Hermione G.
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3213 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12644 - Favs: 7,383 - Follows: 3,543 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Embers: Spicy Sides from Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
Side notes and chapters to accompany “A Murmur of Fire in the Vein.” Backstories, alternate POVs, etc. Contains the Sept '09 Support Stacie Auction outtake "Jasper Seizes the Moment," and the March '10 EmRo FFFA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8219 - Favs: 4,850 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4103 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6469 - Favs: 9,385 - Follows: 4,228 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price of Permanence by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Edward the Beta by TheNinjaWolf reviews
Edward is a 'beta' werewolf. He's trying to have an affair with Jacob's girlfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward
Memento Mori by Rosette-Cullen reviews
I guess at some point everyone has to do something long term that they hate or regret every moment of. I happened to be in that situation." How far would you go to insure a safe, realiable future, even if there was pain and cheating involved? M, AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3494 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Safecracker by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward holds the key to his family's success but when he encounters Bella Swan, he has to make a choice. Will it be his family, his profession or true love? ExB.AH.OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5666 - Favs: 5,234 - Follows: 4,591 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Don't Stand So Close To Me by farkle reviews
Edward Cullen, grad student in Biology, has a wild night with a hot stranger and becomes obsessed. Bella Swan, his student, has a crush and a secret... Things and people are not always what they seem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,198 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kodak Moment by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story. The Monday photoshoot for Fangtasia's new calendar.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Wayfaring by gallantcorkscrews reviews
New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Windows by goldenmeadow reviews
Jacob lurks outside the Cullen residence while, inside with Bella, Edward divines his wayward wolfish thoughts. Will Edward retaliate? Follows on from Cake but stands on its own. Sexy angst-ridden EPOV, in character, post Eclipse. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,252 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lying Is The most Fun Bella Can Have by umaru-chan reviews
Edward witnesses Jacob and Bella together. It's a song fic, and it's rated M for a reason. JxB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
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Slaughter the Lamb reviews
AU Edward is a more traditional vamp. No yellow eyes, no sparkles, and no mind reading. He catches an appetizing scent while in the Balkans for St. George Day. Written as an example for The Darkward Vamp Fic Contest. See my profile for contest link.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Blood is Thicker Than Water reviews
For the For The Love Of Jasper contest. Poor Jasper has such a hard time sticking to that animal diet. Bella goes to help him clean up a mess. See my favorite authors for a link to the FTLOJ page.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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