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Joined 12-20-08, id: 1775672, Profile Updated: 07-29-12
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

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Seeing as I can't for the life of me figure out how to delete an account, this one is abandoned. I have a new, private account and think all fics on this profile are shit beyond comprehension, so this one will not be used anymore.

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A Year In A New Life by CooLibrarian reviews
Felix is sent to live with the Cullens for a year and meets a girl who gives him a whole new understanding of human life. While back at home things start to fall apart for the Volturi. Takes place 1 mounth after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 335,489 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Felix - Complete
Consilio Et Animis by Point Taken reviews
Aro wants to experiment with vampire hybrids and see if they can be useful in his guard. Alec, Santiago,and Corin agree to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,081 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alec
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The Jelly Bean in the Bones by CrayonClown reviews
Booth and Brennan have been hiding a their relationship from their friends which comes to be revealed in light of the fact that Brennan turns up pregnant. Has the potential to be quite fluffy with a little bit of drama. Now rated M.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 287,474 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
IM by dowhatyoucan reviews
This is IM conversations between the twilight people...the idea of twilight IM convo's is not mmine it is EmilyMarieCullen14. but this is really funny and if u dont read it i guess u will never have a complete fillment in happiness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009
Arranged Marriage by kikkina123 reviews
It's a year after the war and the Ministry of Magic have come up with a law to restore the Magical Community.All wizards and witches are expected to get married and conceive a child in a year.Will love be born or will hatred reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Jane Volturi's Diary by hopesandpastdesires reviews
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll lose 10lbs. Follow Jane Volturi as she records all the fascinating events in her life. Who said that life in the Volturi was all about blood and being evil?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,523 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Jane, Alec - Complete
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Preggers by itendswithakiss reviews
I've seen stories about how Brennan gets pregnant with Booth's kid. But how would Booth react if Brennan got pregnant and it wasnt his.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,530 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Secret In The Lie by Azzi.Turner reviews
Brennan and Booth are going undercover, baby! There's a marriage, a pregnancy, a serial killer and Zack never got caught up in that Gormogon mess! What more could you want? Slightly BB. Rated T for language
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,494 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Twilight OneShots by JessiRocks95 reviews
Exactly what the name says. Random one-shot ideas that popped into my head. Includes Emo Edward, soppy love fics and more. Songs may also be included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
Ante Mortem by Portrait reviews
Jane and Alec as humans. 1459-1472.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,402 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Becoming A Cullen, Jasper's story by KelliNew reviews
Canon, pre-Twilight. Alice and Jasper joined the Cullens a few weeks ago. Jasper is struggling to become a member of this peculiar family, but he's having problems adjusting to a life so different from anything he's known.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Witch Twins by MrsB -sweetcheeks reviews
This is the human story of Jane and Alec... Yes, they are evil. Yes, they are vicious. Yes, this is a horrible story. No, I am not kidding... I hope you enjoy, or at least stay to witness the atrocity that will be Witch Twins!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Jane, Alec
Pain by StarShinobi reviews
They say that a vampire's gift is influenced by something in their past life, so what could give you the power to cause pain? An alternate background story of Jane and Alec's transformation told from Jane's POV. Sometimes, monsters are born from monsters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jane, Alec - Complete
The Witch Twins by Astarel reviews
Alec and Jane's untold story of abuse, of agony and of vengeance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,896 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008
Jane and Alec: The Twins of Torture by AliceWhitlock19 reviews
about Jane and Alec's life before the Volturi. *All rights go to Stephenie Meyer.*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alec, Jane - Complete
For those who enjoy Gravity just the way it is by Luci-Marlena reviews
Fight between Alpha and Beta? I'm staying on the sidelines... Wait, what are they doing? Ew, that's my SISTER! Who knew that would happen? Seth POV.. Previously called "You"... Winner of Best Seth; "The Two Sides of Twilight Forum Best of '09"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,866 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Seth's Guide to Love by Livette reviews
Bella and Edward have some competition for most unlikley couple when Seth imprints on Jane. To all fans/haters this account isn't the same person...this story is therefore DISCONTINUED. sorry!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,735 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Seth, Jane
A Day In The Life of Alec Volturi by hopesandpastdesires reviews
Alec pretty much deserved his own life. These events tie in with Jane's, but they might not be as random and silly because I'll be writing this when I'm in a calm mood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Alec, Jane
When the past comes back to haunt you by Little Emily reviews
When Carlisle got change he left behide his children. What happens when 359 years later they come back. But they're not looking for a happy family reunion they're looking to kill.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jane
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Email Survey by lolo0o0olol reviews
what happens when the characters all receive an online survey from eachother then talk about it? how will they respond? rated T for reasons you will understand ; please review! thanks :
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Jane by darkroselight reviews
After their fight in Italy Edward agreed to change Bella and their lives continued. Now The Cullen family is living in a new town and bella is a vamp. Jane turns up looking for help as the guard and Aro turn against her. Will the Cullens help her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,381 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Jane
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Emmett Versus Drive Thru by Twilight Mischief reviews
My way? But I came here for Bella!" Emmett has some fun while doing some errands for Alice. Can fast food survive Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Emmett - Complete
What's in a name? by jremme reviews
The benefactors demand a play, and Goodman can't say no. He selects Romeo & Juliet and employee participation is mandatory! Just a fun little fluffy fic, nothing more! NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,380 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Old School by SouthernBelle1871 reviews
This is a flash back in college of how Angela,Hodgins,bones,booth,and zach met! this is my first fanfic and ive been working on it for awhile please review! BB and lots of HA!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Love is Patient by Aria-wolfstar reviews
Booth leaves for Iraq, and leaves behind with Bones two things...a German Shephard puppy, and a surprise she never expected, or really wanted. How will she adjust...can she change her mind? And what will both their reactions be when he returns? BB fluffis
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Return of the Fanged Four by CahduhCahduh reviews
AU:When Angel had sex with Darla, he did lose his soul. Now Darla and Angelus are off to Sunnydale to reunite the family... except they aren't as up to date on Spike, the chip, and his love for a certain Slayer. The Fanged Four together once more!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Angel, Darla
Not so Big Bad by Higgy reviews
Spike annoys demons. demons do spell. poof! 4 year old vampire. need i say more? COMPLETE!
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,107 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Spike, Angel - Complete
Girls' Night Out by magista reviews
Darla and Drusilla set out one night to have a bit of fun one Guy Fawkes Day. It seems that Dru's feeling lonely, and Darla thinks she might find herself a new playmate. Back when they were still the Fanged Three.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Drusilla, Darla
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Amber, the feminist cat reviews
Jane gets a new pet, a gorgeous kitten named Amber! But Amber is not as innocent as she seems. She hates all of male-kind. The men of the Volturi scheme to get rid of the cat, but can they ever rip her from Jane's side?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,371 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Jane, Alec
Wounded reviews
Alec and Jane have very traumatic pasts, abuse, abandonment, and burning at the stake. After some incidents involving the twins, Aro calls Carlisle to become their therapist. Will anyone survive? It's doubtful. T for violence, domestic abuse and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,791 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Carlisle, Alec
You know what they say about eavesdroppers reviews
I'm not surprised you heard something you didn't like, you know what they say about eavesdroppers."-Bella, Twilight. Edward can't help but eavesdrop, and often wishes he couldn't. Will he learn a lesson this time? Probably not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Volturi get a letter reviews
Read the freaking title! Felix makes a friend. The guard almost cry. And a three year old can talk even more than Alice!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
But she's so tiny! reviews
My version of when Alice and Jasper joined the Cullen family. Better than it sounds how many people have said THAT! . R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009
So what, I'm still a werewolf! reviews
Set during Breaking Dawn. Leah is moping to herself again about how her life sucks, when P!nk's song So What cheers her up.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Leah - Complete
Emmett, Jasper, and the remote control car reviews
Title pretty much sums it up. Emmett is bored, so he drags Jasper into one of his crazy, harebrained schemes.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete