P. Franz
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Joined 12-20-08, id: 1775918, Profile Updated: 06-24-15
Author has written 10 stories for iCarly, and L Word.

Hi, I'm Paige. I'm 27 years old and I live in Louisiana.
-I'm a girl, if you couldn't tell by my name, and I'm proud to say that I am a lesbian.
-I drive an '02 steel blue Nissan Altima.
-My interests include: work (oddly enough), playing on the computer, occasional video games, and writing (of course :P). I enjoy mud riding, crying in the shower, and kissing in the rain. I'm a hopeless romantic, which is vividly apparent in all of my stories.
-My cigarettes of choice are Marlboro Smooth shorts. They taste like spearmint and smell like those Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies. :P Yummy.
-My alcohol of choice is beer, usually. Miller Light. :)
-I'm an avid CAM (CarlyxSam) fan. If you read my fics, please leave a review of them. Creative criticism is welcome...flaming is not, so don't waste your time and energy.

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It was always you by heyalove8713 reviews
Heya! RPF, if you dont like it dont read it. Set during glee live before season 3. NOT BASED OFF REAL EVENTS! ALL MADE UP!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 137 - Words: 426,382 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Choices by Mr. Wols reviews
Currently under renovations. Chapters 1-10 revised or rewritten. Now onto chapters 11-19, the ones that really need it.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,114 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 3/9/2011 - [Sam P., Carly S.] Spencer S., Melanie P.
There's love in this Revenge by Super772 reviews
April. It's the start of Sam's prank month and Freddie has had enough. He hatches a revenge plan on Sam that shocks everyone. This is a CAM STORY! Don't like don't read. CarlyxSam. CAM! Finally completed!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,024 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
iSpace Odyssey by dpp3530 reviews
What could have been in iSpace Out. Cam.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,191 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Flames by Faberrittanainthetardis reviews
Faye gets jealous of the tension between Adam, Cassie and Jake but not for the reason most would expect. Shameless Chamberlake smut.
Secret Circle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Cassie B., Faye C. - Complete
iWant You So Bad by demondreaming reviews
It's driving Sam crazy. These stupid feelings! They make everything so hard, and Carly isn't helping the matter, especially when she's the reason. Rated M for occasional, furious bouts of swearing and mature stuff. Cam.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Artificial Reality by UhHuhHerMe reviews
When S.S. meets K.M. on set for the first time. Production of The L Word's second season. Spring of 2005. Vancouver, Canada.
L Word - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009
Hiding behind a half smile by breakingafterall reviews
The iCarly viewers start to think Cam is the reason Seddie and Creddie don't exist, and now Carly's a nervous wreck that her secret will come out. Cam! T for language.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Carly S., Sam P.
Fragile by amberpire reviews
It's almost terrifying how easily they'll fall apart without each other. ;Sam/Carly;
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,518 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
You Make Me Wanna by lita rocks LbC reviews
Now what's bad is you're the one that hooked us up knowing it should've been you. What's sad is I love her but I'm falling for you. Shelby/Carly. Eventually CAM. Rating may or may not go up. SongFic; Usher - You Make Me Wanna.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,518 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Carly S., Sam P.
Rooftop Rehash by Van Darksyd reviews
After an incident, Sam wants to be clean.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Synchronized by amberpire reviews
Because without you, I don't care to know the kind of person I would be. ;Sam/Carly;
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Everything Changes by HighFlyer09 reviews
It started with five words. Five simple, innocent words. I never knew things could change so quickly. Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carly S., Sam P.
Almost Isn't Good Enough by demondreaming reviews
Sam's kissed Freddie. Carly's kissed Freddie. It's almost like they've kissed. It's something for them to think about. Cam pairing, femmeslash. Sounds like it involves Freddie, but it really doesn't.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Hormonal Horndog by amberpire reviews
My name is Carly Shay and I'm a sixteen-year-old-maybe-gay and I am so sexually frustrated I could scream. ;Carly/Sam;
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Possessive Tendencies by amberpire reviews
You're a good person. You don't vandalize things. But Sam made it sound so, so good when she whispered it in your ear. ;Carly/Sam;
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Amnestic by amberpire reviews
I love her more than I love coke, and that's saying something. But I can't carry Carly in my pocket whenever I need her, and I can't roll over in my bed and snort a line of her when I'm terrified of remembering. ;Sam/Carly;
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Doubts by demondreaming reviews
Sam loves Carly. But she's pretty sure Carly doesn't feel the same way. But sometimes... sometimes she has doubts. Essentially Sam's POV on major Cam moments. SamxCarly, some profanity.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Law Abiding Citizen by Domicile reviews
She opens the driver side door just as the cops come around the bend. Next thing I know, I’m sitting in the driver’s seat with Sam in my lap, and I got to tell you, it doesn’t suck. Cam oneshot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
melancholy by floatingsubways reviews
because now, we were both drunk and our feelings were rampaging at all angles." cam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
This Isn't Normal by lita rocks LbC reviews
What if Carly's wish came true, and there was another lesson she had to learn? Would she still want to go back or stay in a world all new to her? How will she cope in this 'normal' world? AU. OOC. FEMMESLASH. Read and Review! Rated M for later chapters
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Carly S., Sam P.
All We Can Hope… by journaliar reviews
...You cannot quit me so quickly..." CarlyxSam set just after iSpeed Date.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Kryptonite by periwinkle.love reviews
“You’re like kryptonite to me you know?” you state as if it’s something everyone should know. Cam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iLove You, Idiot by shawn-n-belle reviews
“I'll never let go, I promise.” She's your Jack, you're her Rose. And you can't let her go. No matter if that means you die with her because without her, you are nothing. \\ Carly/Sam //
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Burn Your Life Down by journaliar reviews
Keep on fighting to remember/ That nothing is lost in the end/ When you burn, burn, burn your life down. Sequel to The Con. CarlyxFreddie, CarlyxSam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Carly S., Sam P.
Elevator Music by Domicile reviews
“Wait, wait, wait... You want to battle my father for custody of me?” Cam
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sam P., Carly S.
Persuasion by journaliar reviews
...you’re not sure how you’re going to convince her that middle of the night, slightly drunken sex is a good idea despite her exam in the morning but your pretty drunk and thus up for the challenge. CarlyxSam oneshot PWP
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Technological Indifference by Domicile reviews
“I’m not asking you to feel stuff for girls. I’m asking you to give me a chance.” Cam oneshot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Intruder at the Gate by Valie reviews
Carly finds herself contemplating the importance of locks on fences, while Sam has her way with her. Carly's POV. 5th of 30 Cam prompt fics I'll be posting! -Cam- -femslash- -drabble- -smut-
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Magma by soxx reviews
You can see that Sam is now eyeing you expectantly, yet you don’t know exactly what she’s expecting. CarlyxSam, very highly induced by iMake Sam Girlier. One-shot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Cheesecake Flavor by Domicile reviews
“Thanks for huddling on my doorstep for like ten minutes! Now Freddie is going to think something weird happened between us!” Cam oneshot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
All Around Me by SquishyCool reviews
Sequel to "There For You" & based on the song "All Around Me" by Flyleaf. Carly recalls the horrors of losing her best friend, and how some things aren't completely up to Fate. Cam OR Carly/Sam best friendship. Sequel is "Sorrow".
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
There For You by SquishyCool reviews
Based on the song "There For You" by Flyleaf. Sam recalls those last fleeting moments to Carly, and how she'd tried to be a true friend... before Fate took over. Cam OR Carly/Sam best friendship. Sequels are "All Around Me" and "Sorrow".
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Wonderful by journaliar reviews
...you look nothing like your mother save for the twirls of blond hair you inherited from her but the blue eyes and the smirk are all your dad’s, your real dad’s, and if anyone cared they’d notice." CarlyxSam. Dark themes-deals with abuse.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,368 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
iRealized Something by lita rocks LbC reviews
Sam realizes something after her first kiss shared with Freddie. FEMMESLASH! CAM! Please read and review.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
PS I Love You by drosier reviews
Carly becomes oddly smitten with the author of a slightly-offensive note from a mysterious admirer, adopting the ways of the great Sherlock Holmes--or a low-grade stalker--to discover who wrote it. SamxCarly; Cam. Complete.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Once More with Feeling by journaliar reviews
I miss everything about you." A sequel to First Time. SamxCarly, SamxOther CarlyxOther Please read and review!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,249 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
First Time by journaliar reviews
The first time... CarlyxSam. Femslash. Read & review if you don't mind.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,261 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
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Setsubou reviews
Longing. Sam's journey as she comes to accept things about herself.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Closet Humor reviews
"I got you now, Carly Shay! Now you'll be forced to kiss me, marry me, and have little nerdy children with me! Ha ha ha! A fate worse than death!" Rating changed to M for explicit sexual situation/s. CAM
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Carly S., Sam P.
Why Not reviews
Sequel to "Why". We'll see how well Carly can hold up after the great tragedy that has taken a hold of her life.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Carly S., Sam P.
Why reviews
Carly is faced with something she never thought would happen. Dark themes. CarlyxSam love forever transcends the limits of mortality.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Anamnesis reviews
Retrospective drabble from Shane; post wedding.
L Word - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Shane M. - Complete
Recessional reviews
And I know I don't want this. Oh, I swear I don't want this. There's a reason not to want this... But I forgot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Green Eggs and Ham reviews
Random half-drunken drabble from Sam.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Ai no Ki, The Love Tree reviews
“Sam, I’m going to put our names into this tree. I want this to be our tree, and I want everyone who walks by it to know that it’s ours. I want to show them that we’re best friends, and will be forever.”
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Star Stealing Girl reviews
I'm not sure why I noticed small things like that about her, like how, when she wore that certain blue shirt of hers, her eyes sparkled like two brilliantly polished Blue Topaz stones in the sunlight...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iLove You reviews
Love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt, and it feels like I'm alive. Carly/Sam fic from Sam's POV. Rated M for future chapters.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,668 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete