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Author has written 43 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Inheritance Cycle, Final Fantasy VII, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX.
1. Personal Info
1. Personal Info
Name: Emilee (I kinda hate it. No one ever spells it right)
Nicknames: Em, Emmy, Dem-Dem (don't ask), Vampy (I used to be very obsessed with vampires), Lexy (I don't really remember why I was called this a lot when I was younger), Jeffro, Jeffy, Jeff, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Nero Hardy (all five of those I get called for a reason. ask if ya wanna know)
Current Place of Residence: Yakima, Washington (it sucks, I know) I wanna go back home to California!! Or Swanton, Ohio (i think)
Age: Let's just say I'm too old to love cartoons, but old enough to know I don't care. And old enough to know that I'm still and always will be, the youngest in my class. Damn.
Hobbies: Listening to music (my mom says my headphones are fused to my ears), reading, drawing, swimming, writing, watching anime, playing video games (I'm kind of a techie), biking, wakeboarding, wakeskating (it's like wakeboarding without bindings), snowboarding, skateboarding, cosplaying, surfing the net, wrestling, rollerblading, photography.
My Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/jadensgirl16
My Other Fanfic Profile w/Friends: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2509703/JeffroMattyHardy
Bands/Artists: Three Days Grace, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Nickelback, Panic! At The Disco, Theory of a Deadman, Led Zepplin, My Chemical Romance, David Jordan, Dr. Bombay, Vic Mignogna, 3 Doors Down, Skillet, Seether, Kings of Leon, Green Day, Family Force 5, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, Dave Matthews Band, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, AC/DC (what can I say? I'm sort of a rocker girl!) Insane Clown Posse, Dope, Psychostick, Dark Lotus, Tool, Utada Hikaru, Escape The Fate, Blood On The Dance Floor, Jeffree Star, Death Cab for Cutie, I Set My Friends On Fire, Bullet For My Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Michael Jackson, Avril Lavigne, Linkin Park, Evanescence, David Bowie, Alice In Chains, HIM, Godsmack, Disturbed, Saliva, Pearl Jam, Fozzy, CKY, The 69 Eyes, Cradle of Filth
2. Random Stuff
Edge: All psychotic why-did-I-write-this-shit comes straight from him. Every single time.
Jeffro: Technically, Jeffro is a straw, but he's still one of the main resources I get ideas from. I'm weird like that. All random and crazy stuff comes from him.
Nero: Nero's the calmest of the group. He helps with all serious things and stuff like that.
Hardyz: He's kinda the weird one. Whenever I'm stuck, half the time he helps me get unstuck. The other half he leaves me alone in my misery. He can be either or.
Trips: He's the violent one. Whenever I use objects in my violent scenes, he gives me the ideas.
Taker: He's like the death demon of my mind. I'm pretty sure you could tell from here what I use him for.
HBK: He's my cute little love buddy of my mind that I use for all the little cute scenes.
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most Compatible With: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
How To Go About David Bowieism
1. You take your prayer mat
3. Things That Describe Me And My Friends And Stuff That Makes Me Laugh
I was born on the day of Luxord + Zexion + Xaldin + Xemnas + Demyx
You say Justin Bieber-I say ACDC
Christina (best friend from school): You know what they say. Every time Seto Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies.
Izzy: (another friend from school) You know, if we paid someone to follow us around all day, we could make our own TV show.
Izzy: (during softball practice) You know, we should get someone to do something every time we score runs.
Christina: See, Em, you're my spark of insanity and Izzy is my spark of sanity.
Me: NO!!! YOU KILLED TOAD!!!!!
Christina: Piggyback ride?
Izzy: We're taking the day that Chris says 'fuck' and making it a national holiday.
Christina: Come on, out of the emo corner.
Jose (another good friend, but he graduated. sadness): Why are you staring at my shoes?
Christina: You have a sick mind.
Christina: Emilee. Emilee. Em. Emmy. Emilee. Demyx!
Christina: (when she sees me not paying attention and standing up) Riku!! (glomp)
Alec: It's not rape. It's sex you didn't know you wanted.
Alec: Card games on motorcycles!!
Katie (my little sister): No. You're wrong. Just sit there in your wrongness and--
Me: (about an iphone commerical) I'm just glad you don't sing like that everyday. Well, except in the morning.
Me and Jose: L-L-L-Leather shoes, l-l-leather shoes!
Me: I don't give a fork. (blame camp for that one)
Me: I summon three Blue-Eyes White Dragons!
Tabs: What do you do to get the attention of a guy?
Me: I take it I'm supposed to carry these? (groceries)
Me: (in the car about to drive) I know, I know. Air conditioning first, my comfort and safety later.
Katie (watching A Chorus Line): Look at his hair. It's weird.
Katie: Musicals are like...Okay, at 7 tomorrow night, we're gonna break out in song. Now, here's the song that we're gonna sing.
Me: Look, she's wearing a tunic.
Me (watching A Chorus Line): What's up with her hair?
Me (with Matt and Adam, two of my favorite friends): Join the dark side! We have gay sex!! And Hardycest!!
Matt (reading a fanfic with me): Giving up on that?
Me (reading fanfics): OMG, you made Jeff destroy Skittles!!
Me: Wow. Skittles? Illegal? I had better curb myself off those...
Me (watching Raw): Edge is scum, but he's awesome scum.
Me: Ha! Jeff has powers that make you do anything for him!
Adam: There's gotta be something hotter
Me: I really hate you guys.
Me (random roleplay): Oh my god! Phil's a slut!
Adam (random roleplay): You stole from me to coaxe Punk into being your personal sex toy! I'm offended...kind of impressed...But still offended!!
Me: Aw, you're cute when you're in pain.
Me (random roleplay): That was awesome, babe.
Me: You're no fun.
Me (after reading a fanfic): Jeff Hardy naked, cuffed, and tied to a bed on Christmas morning. That's a fangirl's dream come true.
Matt: Art? Poetry?
Matt (roleplay): He deflowered my baby! He must die!!!!
Me (having fun in a park): And if you're not down with that, we've only got 2 words for ya!!
Matt: K, you're gonna say the first thing that comes to your mind.
Me: Hey, Kaleb thinks Barack Obama is the best thing that happened to this country.
Me: (watching Psych)
Me: (with Halloween costume on) What do you guys think?
(random roleplay after reading a fanfic)
4. Random Wrestling Stuff That Alec, Matt, and Adam Wanted On Here
Matt Hardy/Evan Bourne
CM Punk/Jeff Hardy
The Undertaker/Jeff Hardy
Triple H/Jeff Hardy
Shawn Michaels/Jeff Hardy
Shawn Michaels/Triple H
Ted Debiase/Cody Rhodes
Basically any pairing with Jeff Hardy. ^^
Jeff Hardy - Do I really need a reason? Just look at him! Who wouldn't love him? He's been my hero for as long as I can remember watching wrestling.
Matt Hardy - See above for answer. Besides, Matty is awesome.
CM Punk - Before he was all Straight-Edge Savior and everything, he was pretty cool. Started to hate him after he was out for Jeff, though, even though a small part of me still thought he was cute. He looks better now that he's grown a bit more hair and shaved off most of his beard. Next, the chest!!
Christian - Can't remember when I started to love him. Probably first time I saw him wrestle. He and Edge were one of my favorite tag teams. For the benefit of those with flash photography, here's another 5-second pose...
Evan Bourne - Aw, he's so cute! Just look at the boy fly!
John Morrison - Are you kidding? The Shaman of Sexy? Even the name wants to make you love him. Plus, his coats are really fluffy. The Dirt Sheet used to be my favorite after Piper's Pit.
Kane - It's like he's using fear to make me like him. And I kinda like it. He's pretty cool. Love his entrance.
John Cena - He was my sister's favorite and one of the reasons she started to watch wrestling and eventually, drag me into it. He's pretty cool, but I love his shirts. They make me laugh.
Randy Orton - Used to totally hate him after all the stupid shit he did, but he's all right in my book for now.
Cody Rhodes - I love to hear him give out his grooming tips. It's freaking hilarious.
Ted Debiase - I liked him with Rhodes, but I guess he's fine by himself. Just loose Maryse. And look at the Million Dollar Championship! It's so shiny!!!!! :)
Shawn Michaels - Before I knew about Jeff Hardy, he was my favorite. I used to just wait for him to use Sweet Chin Music, I loved that move that much. He's just gotten sexier through the years. And if you watch his entrances from when he went solo after The Rockers, it's like a mini strip show. ^^
Triple H - One of my early favorites. He always amused me and he's amazing at what he does. Even in video games, his sledgehammer is my favorite weapons.
Chris Jericho - Again, like Randy Orton, I used to hate him for all the stupid shit he did, but he's okay now...I guess.
Edge - Just look at his name. The Rated R Superstar. He's like the Ultimate Badboy in the WWE and it's awesome!!
The Undertaker - God, I love this guy. His entrance has to be one of my favorites by far. He's amazing and his matches are some of my favorites to watch.
The Miz - Mouthy little brat sometimes, but entertaining. Very entertaining.
Hulk Hogan - One of my early favorites. He just straight-out entertained me.
Eddie Guerrero (R.I.P.) - God, Eddie was one of my all-time favorites. He was hilarious and his match with Mr. Kennedy was one of my favorites. I miss him. I cried when he died. :'(
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits “I Like The Way You Move” – The Bodyrockers (aww, Matty, too early.)
Waking Up “Plastic Surgery Slumber Party” – Jeffree Star (Since when do you have jeffree star? Umm…wanna join the slumber party, Matty?)
First Day of School “Meteor Shower” – OwlCity (You’re just a big softy at heart, aren’t you? shut up!)
Falling in Love “Vertigo” – U2 (Matty, Matty! It’s our song!!)
Fight Song “Worth Waiting For” – Vic Mignogna (Just had to steal my skittles. They were mine!!)
Breaking Up “Click, Click, Pull” – Limp Bizkit (that’s just mean. I would never hurt you Matty.)
Prom Mississippi Girl” – Faith Hill (Wow, your playlist sucks. Leave me alone!!!)
Life is Just...Okay “Someday” – Nickelback (Yep, still sucks. Go away!!)
Mental Breakdown “Under My Skin” – Skillet (Okay, not that bad. That’s better. You can stay)
Driving “Doing It All For My Baby” – Huey Lewis and the News (I’m not even gonna comment on this one. Ditto)
Flashback “We Are” – Ana Johnson (no comment)
Getting Back Together “Makes Me Wonder” – Maroon 5 (Matty, don’t you dare say what I’m sure you’re thinking.)
Birth of Child “No Matter What” – Siegler/Goldfine (now that’s just weird)
Wedding “A Movie Script Ending” – Death Cab For Cutie (yay! Good song! Good song for a wedding…)
Final Battle“Our Song” – Taylor Swift (How the fuck does that even make sense?!)
Death Scene “Miracle” – CASCADA (It’s official. Your playlist still sucks. And you’re sleeping outside again)
Funeral Song “Part Of Your World” – Alan Menken (i…don’t know what to say)
End Credits “Crawling In The Dark” – Hoobastank (okay, maybe my playlist does suck. Finally, you agree. But you’re still sleeping outside)
1. Jeff Hardy
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
20) How emo is Seven?
5. Random Updates
Downworlder Fun: Just a lot of random oneshots based on the Alec/Magnus pairing. Some lemons, so it'll be rated M.
The Shinra Files: Basically just what happens at Shinra on random days. Might be uploaded weekly if liked.
Objection!: My first XigDem story. Basically, Xigbar is a lawyer and Demyx is a law student. Rated M for lemons and yaoi goodness.
Movie Night: I'm taking all my favorite movies and rewriting them Kingdom Hearts style. Rated M overall for violence, sexual situations, some nudity, language, and some other stuff.
Blood Of The Innocent: Probably not gonna keep the title. It's gonna be basically a Mick/Josef fic.
No Title Yet: I don't have a title yet, but this is gonna be about Ciel and Sebastian. Gonna be a yaoi fic.
Emotional Weather: Probably not gonna keep the title. Vlad/Danny. Set during the episode "Torrent of Terror", Danny's emotions control the weather and he's left under the care of Vlad while Sam and Tucker track down the weather ghost, Vortex. Rated M for stuff that's not for young eyes, if ya know what I mean. ^^