Megan Hale
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Joined 12-20-08, id: 1776145, Profile Updated: 05-15-14
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Left 4 Dead, Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Chronicles of Narnia.

The name is Megan. I am reasonably insane. Whether or not that is a good thing is a choice I'll leave up to you. I fully intend to accomplish like millions of things. Yes, I used to be one of those Twilight fangirls. It passed. I am, however, still obsessed with Harry Potter and have been so for as long as I can remember now. You can thank my mother for that one, shoving the books into my hands as soon as I knew how to read. As for the other stories I write, you can take those as a random moment of inspiration as I found myself obsessed with something else.

Any questions/requests/random things you'd like to say? Do it. Like, right now. :D

Future-vampire love,
Megan Hale

I feel like I should tell everyone my favorite ships, so here goes:

Harry Potter Ships

Draco/Hermione - I'm not entirely sure why. I think fanfiction did it. But now, they're practically the ONLY ship I write about. :p
Ron/Hermione - Despite my Draco obsession, I still gotta love the canon ship.
Harry/Ginny - Baw, come on, they're adorable!
Neville/Luna - See above reasoning. ]

Downton Abbey Ships
Mary/Matthew - At first I was like "Mary sucks!" and then I was like "OMG SO PERF" and then Season 3 happened and I cried.
Anna/Bates - Okay, I basically ship canon for this entire show.
Thomas/Jimmy - Okay, I also hated Thomas for the first two seasons. and then he was gay and I was so happy.

Sherlock Ships
Johnlock - Well. Duh.
Molly/Lestrade - They are literally so cute like that one time at the Christmas party he was checking her out omg
Moriarty/Everybody - Damn.

Doctor Who Ships
Rose/Ten - OTP 5EVER.
River Song/Eleven - This one hurts me sometimes.
Amy/Rory - Well. Yeah.
Martha/Mickey - Uh. Also. yeah.
Captain Jack Harkness/Everyone - Let's face it this is basically canon.

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The Doctor on Rose Tyler by sylphie3000 reviews
Rose is the Doctor's greatest nightmare and his greatest light all at once. This touches on multiple headcannons of mine, so if you don't like that kind of territory i don't think this story's for you. just a drabble-y thing to try to get me out of my creative slump. oneshot. R&R please.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
About 36 Hours by noxsongallifrey
Inspired by an Omegle role-play i had once. Finally decided to make something of it. Rated T for two F-bombs.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When John Stays Awake Too Long by zoltargirl reviews
Sometimes John stays awake so long he gets a bit... weird. Sherlock isn't particularly bothered by it. Fluff everywhere
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A bit not good by TheDarkestShinobi reviews
Prompt: After years of dating and months of planing, Sherlock has planned out the most perfect way to propose to John. Too bad Murphy's Law is a bitch. Everything that could go wrong does. Sherlock throwing possibly his worst tantrum yet ensues
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mission: Moustache by Random Ruth reviews
It is a fact that Sherlock does not like John's moustache. So he comes up with a plan to get rid of it. Starring Sherlock, John and The Moustache. Based on the Series 3 Trailer. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A HEART FULL OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE by FeminerdyPotato reviews
Yes, this is Sherly and Jawn serenading each other to A Heart Full of Love.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I've Got Your Back by Seventeenth Shenanigan reviews
At the end of a day, when Anderson's been a prat and John's snapped in front of the whole NSY, John just really wants a cup of tea. But no, Sherlock just has to steal his tea. For Christ's sake.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Glasses by Magnus McKay reviews
Sherlock oneshot, one word drabble prompt. Mild Slash Warning. Old age creeps up on everyone eventually, even the two heroes of Baker Street. NOW WITH BONUS CHAPTER!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Not In So Many Words by allthatissacredandholy reviews
"I opened the fridge last week and my new jar of jam said "John, don't eat," on it. Before, he would have just figured I'd notice, or been interested in how long it might take me to get sick." Johnlock, figuring out how to say "I love you."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Getaway by Random Ruth reviews
In which the flat is too warm to suffer any longer, John wants to go to the beach and Sherlock has a summer scarf. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Dreams by Youarethelightoftheworld reviews
There is something about the middle of the night, and darkness, and dreams...something that feels magical. Something that makes wonderful things happen, almost without you noticing. Pure fluff, and my first fanfiction! I couldn't hold it in any longer ;) Please let me know what you think!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Evening In by RoEleventyone reviews
With another case successfully closed, all John wants is some time to relax and concentrate on pretending he's not in love with his flatmate. A night in with Sherlock and alcohol is not what he needs... In which Sherlock and John get drunk, Sherlock is experimenting, and shenanigans- and Johnlock- ensue. T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
L4D2: Spitters, Tanks, and Lady Gaga by Probably-a-stalker reviews
A collection of short L4D2 stories that I've written. Some are NickEllis, some aren't.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Harry Potter and the Facebook Request by skorva reviews
A story of a Facebook status wall showing the content and lives of our favourite Hogwarts students. Draco's relationship status, Harry's new live online, and much more to come! Pansy gets dumped, Daphne hooks up. Will best friends become enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
HogBook by potato4 reviews
Hogwarts gets Facebook. "Dumbledore: lol Dobby taught me how to tlk online... whats up my homecanines? I totes speak their rad lingo." "Ron: THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLO-OH-OHOH-OW!" Okay I know it's an overused idea but... I couldn't resist. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
All I Want 4 Christmas by Moonfawn reviews
On December 25th, they decided that they would have a party.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Zoey, Ellis - Complete
Questions and More Questions? by xxEatMyWordsxx reviews
Draco and Hermione ask eachother a few questions. A LOT OF HUMOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Don't Hate Vests by Probably-a-stalker reviews
Francis hates everything. Well, maybe not. L4D ficlet.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Francis, Louis
My Own by KatatonicRedHead reviews
A one shot from the POV of Draco Malfoy, and his growing obsession for one Miss Hermione Granger. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Carnival by Life's Crash Test Dummy reviews
Hate. Love. Talking. Touching. Flirting. Fighting. Dunk tanks. Cruz men. Cotton candy. Annoying texts. Cameras. Skee ball. Trampolines. And you ask why Kaylie and Nicky can't ever be a normal couple? Kaylicky /Alphabet Challenge – C/
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kaylie C., Nicky R. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friendly Fire by Probably-a-stalker reviews
What happens when annoyance turns into adoration? Let's find out. NickEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The MusicTwilight Saga by Queen ElainePhoebe reviews
What happens when you combine the Twilight Saga and The Music Man? Someone made the mistake of asking...and I answered her question! Music is pointful, crackers and biscuits, spontaneous dance, and...Jane the Music Vampire?
Crossover - Twilight & Music Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009
I Have No Idea by potato4 reviews
Hermione is locked in a tower. Draco is underneath. Voldemort is craving frozen yogurt. And somewhere in China, Harry stubbed his toe. PARODY FIC. Twist at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Small Talk by A Scarlet Rebel reviews
"Hey, Robbie?" "Yeah?" "Do you ever think about nunga nungas?" "Dave, that's gross." A random conversation between two friends... ONESHOT. For Florescent Moon.
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Dave the Laugh, Robbie - Complete
Love me, love me not by this-is-izzy reviews
Okay, this is so hard to say but I’m going to say it anyways. Damon, I’m pretty sure I’m in love with you. And it’s alright of you don’t feel the same way but I’m letting you know,”
Make It or Break It - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Damon Y., Emily K - Complete
Love IS Blind and Foolish by Eccentric11 reviews
this is a Valentine's Day challenge by Mackgirl. I don't want to put the characters since it would kinda spoil the fun. romantic it better be . Beta'ed by my friend who, sadly, doesn't have an acc so I can't credit it to her acc..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010
Death for the Right Reasons by sokolski reviews
They had one moment, lips touching, as Draco felt his heart in the hands of another... and it would never be returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Sacrifice by Jennmc75 reviews
Bella Swan is starting her freshman year in college. How will her new life change when her past comes back to haunt her? BxE AxJ ExR. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,581 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and Twlight COLLIDE! by Below-The-Ice reviews
A story of what I think might happen if the Harry Potter world and Twilight were combined. Takes place after the last book in both series. My 1st story, I'm terrible at summaries. Contains spoilers for all Harry Potter books and Breaking Dawn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
Black Coffee by Ms. Padfoot reviews
A humourous look at Harry's attempt to get a simple cup of coffee. One shot
Love Actually - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Beautiful by EverTheDreamer reviews
He. Was. Everything. To her, anyway. God… He was beautiful. A drabble of sorts. Companion piece to Pretty. Revival Verse. Based on Patti LuPone's 2005 Revival Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Nellie Lovett - Complete
Top ten ways to annoy harry potter organizations by omgtheykilledkenny360 reviews
read the title
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
Captivated by Love by elegantgoth89 reviews
Post HBP, not compatible with DH. Hermione is captured in the war and is entrusted to Draco Malfoy. Draco falls in love with her and tries to show it. Will she love him back or will all he's done stand in the way? Bad summary, but read and enjoy! DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,789 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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A Second Chance Life reviews
Rose Tyler is running away from her life with the Doctor's Clone when she hears it... The sound that brings hope wherever it goes. SPOILERS GALORE! Pre-50th! Post-Journey's End, but you know, Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III]
A Skype Date - Case of the Missing Hiker Edition
John and Sherlock video chatting before the sheet comes into play. A very short dialogue fic inspired by a post on Tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dear Sherlock reviews
John writes a new blog entry - a letter to Sherlock - after all this time, and it gets one hit. Post Reichenbach Fall. Mild Slash. Fairly angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bed Invasion reviews
In which Sherlock is bored and can't sleep in his own bed. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Asleep reviews
Dr. John Watson, unable to sleep, comes downstairs to find that, miraculously, his flatmate CAN. Mild Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mystery of Music reviews
Hermione just wanted to escape Ron. Draco just wanted to escape life. Meeting in the middle has its consequences. But maybe it was really the music that brought them together all along. DracoxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,473 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
The Adventures of 2nd Generation Survivors reviews
It all started with Rochelle and Ellis having some ice cream without Coach and Nick. May continue later. Dialogue fic.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Rochelle, Ellis - Complete
Rochelle's Extensive Vocabulary reviews
One-shot, dialogue fic mostly between Coach and Rochelle. Rated for almost-suggested violence. :p
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Coach, Rochelle - Complete
ZIM: Zombie Instant Messenger reviews
Oneshot I wrote at 2am. Taking a look inside a chat with all of our favorite special infected. Rated T for an almost-suggestive screenname. Thanks to Probably-A-Stalker for the names: JockStrap, MASTERdeBATER, and SmokerFriendly. :D
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
What? reviews
A short drabbley thing I wrote that proves I should stop writing at 2am.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tell Her Something reviews
Oneshot Songfic. Draco writes a letter to Harry to tell Hermione all of the things he wanted her to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
SHUT UP, ROCHELLE! reviews
Well, it's a short story with a little CoachxEllis-ness. Don't hate the love. :p Rated for the fact that some readers might not be cool with the guys together.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Coach, Ellis
Harry Potter and the Cullens' Adventure to Narnia reviews
It's really a crossover of 3 stories. HP, Narnia, and Twilight of course. When the Cullen's break into Hogwarts, they are taken to the room of requirements to assist with a duel where they find the wardrobe that takes them to Narnia!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete