CluelessLover
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Joined 12-21-08, id: 1776661, Profile Updated: 01-30-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Peeps.

HaiHai there. ; I don't really write much, so if anything is uploaded, it won't be too great. It'll also probably be a random one-shot that resulted from my sugar rushes.

Me and IndigoGrapefruit are BFF, Best Fanfic Friends.. YUS. :D

OkayOkay now actual stuff about me.

I'm a girl, I'm not too old, I'm pretty crazy but I can be a normal, serious, mature person as well, when I feel like it. I do like Twilight, even though this confession is a tad bit (meaning very)embarassing, I used to like anime fics but I don't watch anime anymore, so I don't really read them anymore. I can be a really nice person, or I can be really mean. It depends, really. I swear a lot, although I might try to keep down the number of expletives in my stories. I also dislike when ppl type like dis cuz it pisses me of nd its fking hrd 2 red

My stories will be written in Canadese, because I live in Canada. Yush.

Please don't post flaming reviews on any stories I've posted, I know my writing skills aren't impeccable, and I do write crap during parts where my ideas go blank. Don't worry, I'm not one of those creepy unapproachable people. If you PM me or randomly talk to me, I'll talk to you back, and I won't be scary and mean. To those 7 and a half people who read my stories, I love you :D

I'm sort of...on break. No ideas yet.

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Twilight Spoof by BabyYoureMyOxygen reviews
One day, Alice decides to make a small spoof dedicated to their suddenly soap-opera resembled lives. How will it turn out when she sits the entire family down to watch it? With an embarrased Bella, a frustrated Edward, and a booming Emmett, the fun is endless for an entire laugh-filled night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Alice - Complete
She Dumped My Sparkly Self For a Wheelchair by Velvet Liquor reviews
Aro and Carlisle have a fling, Jacob makes out with Renesmee, and Bella leaves Edward for Billy's wheelchair.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Silly Emmett Presents: A Series of One Shots by andiewuzherre reviews
A series of one shots, probably mostly collaborations with adidasgrl328. Just the Cullens in funny situations :-D Rated M for innuendo and some language :-0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Dictionary by ekmemerald reviews
Due to a stroke of genius, the Twilight Dictionary was born. Join us as we scour the dictionary for amusing words and we convert their meanings into Twilightyness. Rated for safety. Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Cry by IndigoGrapefruit reviews
“It just looked so painful for you to keep back your tears Natsume," Mikan told me, "Aoi would have wanted you to be happy, but she wouldn’t have wanted for you to force your emotions. I know because that's what I want too."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
Outfits by Team-Edward3849 reviews
Emmett decideds he wants the cullens to play a game. In this game, everyone must wear a outfit emmett thinks matches their personality and then sing a song about it. EXB EmXR AXJ. Rate and Review. Set before BD. After Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Emmett
I am a Defiant Stuffed Olive by Vision in Blue reviews
Hawkeye forces Georgia to write a poem about a traumatic event. Well, going to a costume party as a stuffed olive is pretty traumatic!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Twilight: The Abridged Series by Pocky for Cthulu reviews
Everything you need to know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella is Going Insane by BerryBella reviews
Bella, put the broom down." Edward said slowly. "No, Jasper’s going to come in here and start singing." 1st fanfic! Mild language. Weird.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Alice and the Blender by Skipperdee171 reviews
Alice discovers the wonderful world that is the blender. We all know she can't remember her childhood. Give her a break.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Alice - Complete
Lovers Spats And Pie by ninjasandbacon reviews
“You're not throwing me off the roof, are you?” Serena asked, worry clouding her voice. “Would I do that to you, Serena?” Dan replied, kissing her cheek.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Serena, Dan - Complete
Logic Has Died Weeping by iSparkle616 reviews
Breaking Dawn, condensed. Fourth and final installment in the Twilight Mockery series. Rated, as always, for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Vampires Will Never Hurt You by Ebony Dark'ness reviews
Bella can't decide between Edward and Jacob. Then she discovers a secret: the two boys are secretly in love with each other. Alternate title MeYer Immortal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The Twilight Parodies: Deleted Scenes by Velvet Liquor reviews
Did you laugh at Velvet Liquor's Twilight parodies? Well, for the first time ever, we've got deleted scenes too shocking, gut-wrenching, and mind-bogglingly random and ridiculous to put in one parody!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008
White and Nerdy by XLadySnowX reviews
Crack!fic. Edward, Emmett and Jasper raid Carlisle's medicine cabinet. Oh My. RnR! If you dont like Crack!fics, DONT READ. It's as simple as that. Oh, no f-l-a-m-e-s, please. :D Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Mary Sue Winds Up In Forks by dragondolphin1990 reviews
Mary Sue... need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
A Tale of Codependency by iSparkle616 reviews
The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Catatonia and Impending Necrophilia by iSparkle616 reviews
A companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
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Stephenie Westerfeld reviews
A horrible misunderstanding in understanding the definition of the word 'vampire' has been made. This is extremely bad for Cal. Extremely short crackfic.
Peeps - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Do Not Touch reviews
Jacob runs into more than a bit of trouble when he gets lost on a road trip. Retarded, AU. Based on a story I heard as a kid.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete