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Hm where to begin?

Well I'm a 23 year old chick living in Ohio, I read fanfics all day every day. Seriously, I'd rather read than sleep most nights.. I recently graduated with a BS in Hearing, Speech, and Language Sciences and I'm going back to school to get my Sign Language Interpreter's Degree. I'm weirdly interested in accents and dialects and have a weird fascination with identifying where people are from based on the way they speak (it makes a great drinking game in a bar). Perhaps I should have been a linguist. I'm sort of nerdy in that way I guess...

I just started a fic called L.A. Bella, and I'm really nervous about how it goes. I just hope people read it, honestly!

I read a ton. Some of my favorites are Twilight (obvi), 2666, Memoirs of a Geisha, Harry Potter, The Good Earth, The Giver, any biography, Night, Interview with the Vampire... I could go on for a while.

Music is pretty cool too- I'm obsessed with classic rock- mainly Led Zeppelin, CCR, Neil Young. I'm also pretty obsessed with Radiohead. One day I could be listening to The Black Keys and Kings of Leon, and the next I'm listening to Lil Wayne and TPain or fucking classical music. Everyone should listen to classical music because let's be honest, that shit rocks hard.

I'm really competetive, something I picked up from the sports I was involved with growing up I suppose. I'm sort of a tomboy and have a ton of dude friends but I like to be girly every now and then too. I spend my free time hanging out with my chicks and dudes, partying and boozin, working out, reading, etc etc. You know what youngsters these days are into. I guess if there's anything else you want to know just shout a holler my way!


L.A. Bella Links:

Chapter 4

Rose's Room:

Alice's Room:

Bella's Room: TBA

Girls' Kitchen:

Girls' Dining Room:

Girls' Living Room:

Bella's shopping outfit:

Bella's shoes:

Alice's shopping outfit:

Alice's shoes:

Chapter 6

Bella's dress:

Chapter 7

Alice's dress (in black):

Rose's dress:

Bella's dress:

Rose's car:

Chapter 8

Bella's dress:

Alice's dress:(In Black)

Rosalie's dress:

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The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,520 - Follows: 4,457 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8948 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mail Order Bride by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
It's the late 1800s in the wild west. A lonely man seeks companionship; a woman restricted by convention seeks a future. Add those together and what do you get?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 102,998 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12871 - Favs: 7,720 - Follows: 6,174 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,558 - Follows: 5,201 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Chase by ericastwilight reviews
Sustenance, beauty and decadence in one package. With the victim chosen it's time for the hunt. ExB One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11479 - Favs: 9,088 - Follows: 6,584 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,335 - Follows: 5,698 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red by 22blue reviews
Winner in the Beyond the Pale Contest. BxE, OOC, Rated M for mature themes and explicit content. "As she walked by, he imagined traces of her lipstick left on his neck… then his stomach and..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,465 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Bloody Valentine by SweetDulcinea reviews
I lowered my mouth to his, sweeping my tongue inside to suck up the blood that had pooled there. “And that, dear friend, is because, even in death, you do not deserve Bella’s sweet lips to be the last you’ve kissed.” Darkward-3rd place winner! *Mature*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Fantasies by cass189 reviews
Bella decides to fulfill one of Edward's fantasies. All-Human. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,940 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Getting Lost by Vican reviews
A lonely author, a blue eyed angel, a golden mischief maker and the quintessential DILFward; mix them altogether, and what do you get? Only time will tell... AU/AH, rated M for adult content and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3658 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6188 - Favs: 5,345 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5365 - Favs: 6,883 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6008 - Favs: 8,854 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5415 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6371 - Favs: 8,719 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Sprinkled Freesia by BloodRedBlossom reviews
What if Edward hadn't been able to hold back this first day? What if he followed Bella home, driven by bloodlust and not able to control his demons? A story of angst, grief, regret and above all love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Slaughter the Lamb by Dawn ofthe Dead reviews
AU Edward is a more traditional vamp. No yellow eyes, no sparkles, and no mind reading. He catches an appetizing scent while in the Balkans for St. George Day. Written as an example for The Darkward Vamp Fic Contest. See my profile for contest link.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Free At Last by darkxlight reviews
ON OFFICIAL HIATUS! After BD, Rather OOC and AU. Bella and Edward decide to take a month-long second honeymoon to explore both their new mansion and their sex life. What can they do in 31 days? Warning: Lemons galore starting w/ ch.2 ! BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,338 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 299 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memory in Blood by araeo reviews
AU. Edward is an unapologetic "recycler" of the scum of the human population. But when his plan is suddenly ruined by the appearance of a certain brunette, his world is changed irrevocably. **Third place - "In The Dark Contest." E/B. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4711 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Curses and Cures by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
AU: Edward is finally prepared to begin his medical career—a career ninety-years and four medical degrees in the making. He is, however, anything but prepared for the change that comes with his first patient... Bella Swan.FORMERLY TITLED BEST MEDICINE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5605 - Favs: 8,202 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do it NOW! by heartsandroses reviews
Bella starts off just trying to get her sexy vampire boyfriend to make love to her, but when things take a turn for the worst how will Bella and Edward handle it? RxR please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Edward, Bella
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Emergency! by EJ Santry reviews
Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Music Lessons by locqua reviews
Music can be quite the aphrodisiac, even for vampires. When Edward shares his passion for classical music with Bella, they discover a whole new world together just weeks before their nuptials. Set at the beginning of Breaking Dawn. Twilight Indie Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprises by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Edward surprises Bella after a rather personal and intimate moment. But the real surprise is his reaction. My entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Voyeurism by Michellevee reviews
Bella is finding it difficult to sleep. Edward has a few things to say about that. Rated M for Vampy Romps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,851 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Wild This Way Comes by Edwardismine0413 reviews
Badass Bella Vs. Playboy Edward. Who win will? More than likely the reader. This is my first fic and I am terrified of putting myself out there. R&R. Rated M. Could include cannon and non-cannon pairings plus way more eventually. Very much OOC & IC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Don't Worry About It by idrivelikeacullen reviews
AH The girls are best friends. They meet Emmett and Jasper in college...and of course Emmett's brother Edward. Only problem is is that Edward has some issues..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,509 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return the Favor EPOV by Karrisa reviews
After sharing a novel sexual experience with Edward touching her, Bella wants to return the pleasure. This version is EPOV. The other is BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Innocent Fun by Karrisa reviews
Bella's finally convinced Edward to make love to her while she's still human. Just because she has to wait til they're married doesn't mean there aren't other things they could do...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,620 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Breaking and Entering by Debussy-This reviews
My entry to the DTE contest. Bella's mouth gets her into trouble....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 176 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Dawn by Laura178 reviews
COMPLETE.--My version of Breaking Dawn.-----"I couldn't live without Edward, and I would rather my heart stop beating than try." ------ All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,503 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Before the Dawn by cltaylor reviews
Bella finally gets what she wants most from Edward- eternity. Spoiler for all books- set after Eclipse. Rated mature for adult audiences.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
LA Bella reviews
After devoting two years to writing her novel, Bella moves to Los Angeles to live with her best friends from NYU, Alice and Rosalie. Who does she meet on the plane ride there and why are there people screaming his name? AH, Canon Couples, Lemons later!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,470 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward