Author has written 27 stories for Eureka, Bones, NCIS, Stargate: SG-1, and Warehouse 13.
Welcome to my humble abode. Please feel free to stay awhile and look around.
I kindly ask that you refrain from disturbing my...current guests.
They seem to believe they're being held here against their will. Anyway please enjoy yourself. Oh and help yourself to anything in the fridge. (laughs evilly)
Age: Unable to determine. Appears to be in his early twenties.
Best Known for: The humor stories he writes along with the various outtakes he does for numerous shows.
A strange individual who lives by a complex honor code, yet enjoys causing mischief throughout his various stories. He has excellent recolection, and uses it to come up with innumerable ways to be applied to his many stories. He usually prefers to write humor stories, but has been known to dabble in romance, and horror "whenever the mood strikes him.". Has been described to have a dark and morbid sense of humor at times. He is also been known to on occasion find it utterly hilarious to push people's buttons on purpose.
Age: Refuses to tell
Relation to InuGhost2.0: Unknown.
They're relationship is complicated, but it is certain the two are close friends since Seshin is second in command to InuGhost2.0 He seems to trust her most of all and she is personally in charge of the private security of the island. We do know that she is about 1/2 a year younger than InuGhost2.0, and is as crazy as he is. We also know that the two have actually battled and it appears they are about equal in strength, particularly due to Seshin's knowledge of TaeKwonDo and InuGhost's balance and range of motion. She is especially known for being the comic book fan.
Relation to InuGhost2.0: Unknown
Vincent is shrouded in mystery. Little is known about him and that is how he wants it. If InuGhost2.0 is all about comedy and romance then Vincent is for violence and horror. He and InuGhost are respectful of each other, but otherwise hate each other. Vincent is head of InuGhost2.0's security force and is a very dangerous individual. It has been confirmed that the two have come to blows on multiple occassions, yet the outcome of each bout was inconclusive. One of the most noticable features of Vincent is his emotionless state. Vincent has been heard to say that emotions are nothing but a weakness. He rarely smiles, and when he does it always bodes ill for someone.
The island's security is mainly composed of former S.P.E.C.T.E.R. and K.A.O.S. employees, who seem to be quite happy working for InuGhost2.0 It appears they were taken in after the death(s) and incarcerations of their employers.
Question of the Week (Where some random or insane question I have is posted for others to see)
1/24/09: If Bones was president would everyone be allowed to have a gun?
1/27/09: How would Bones, Booth and the Squints deal with that gopher from CaddyShack?
2/2/09: If Bones and/or Booth was/were forced to deal with Dr. House how long before House got himself shot again?
2/6/09: How would Bones and Booth deal with a Flight from Hades?
2/10/09: What would happen if all the Squints had guns?
2/13/09: Bones high like in "The Man in the Wall" while on a sugar high, a caffine bender, and ticked off about someone stealing a skeleton from the lab. Anyone else scared by this?
2/17/09: What would happen if Bones actually got hooked on RPG?
2/24/09: What does Abby do on her days off?
2/24/09: What did Gibbs do in his time off before he started working on his boat?
2/28/09: What would be better 'Bones of the Jungle' or 'Booth of the Jungle'? (George of the Jungle parody)
3/7/09: How long would a suspect last if they were being interogated by Booth and Gibbs? (Not so much Good Cop/Bad Cop, as it probably be Bad Cop/Worse Cop.)
3/7/09: Bones vs. Ziva...who would win?
3/12/09: Is Bones more of a one-piece, or two-piece bathing suit person? And what color would said swimwear be?
3/19/09: The NCIS team singing 'In the Navy'. (Yes I know its not a question, but it's been stuck in my head since watching 'Down Periscope')
3/25/09: If Booth and Bones had a daughter what kind of trouble would a guy wanting to date her go through?
3/29/09: What does Sweets' do on his days off? For that matter what about Booth and Bones?
3/31/09: If Cool people are those who are too cool to follow trends or start them, then doesn't that make Goths and Loners cool? (They usually don't follow trends.)
4/5/09: If you asked Cam, Hodgins, & Zach if Bones likes Booth and they agreed, but Bones didn't agree. Then does that mean "3 out of 4 doctors agree that Bones likes Booth."?
4/14/09: If a human turned vampire gains strength, speed, and stamina. What would happen if a mutant became a vampire? (Ex: Wolverine.)
4/20/09: Is Bones drunk anything like when she was high?
4/30/09: When Bones was a teenager was she any different from how she is now?
5/3/09: Was dressing up a cadaver the wildest thing Booth did in college? (Note if there is more that is know, I've only caught the first 5 minutes of Thursday Bones)
5/4/09: What if the bones did speak to Bones?
5/13/09: What if Angela's father had gotten more than 1 tattoo for Hodgins. Where would he put it?
5/14/09: When your dizzy stationary objects move around and spin. However what if the object, say a ceiling fan, is already spinning. Would it then appear stationary?
5/19/09: 'Mayhem on the Cross' what if it was Bones and not Booth that was aware of their feelings for the other? (Note: will become an outtake once I write the episode)
5/25/09: How would Abby kill someone without leaving any forensic evidence?
8/8/10: (In regards to Warehouse 13) Are there other individuals or organizations that are trying to collect artifacts aside from H.G. Wells?
InuGhost's saying about life
If at first you don't succeed, don't take the class again.
The bigger they are the harder you hit, and run away.
If you fail a class or can't get into the college you wanted to, you can always tell yourself its only a dream while curled up in the fetal position in the corner.
Never insult a woman's cooking if she has ready access to anything she can throw at you, unless you have a friend to hide behind.
The quickest way to the top is to take out your competition.
Just because you sit in the back of the classroom, doesn't mean the teacher can't hear you whispering up front.
If they're constantly smiling they are either on something or psychotic. Either way approach with caution.
If you want something done right, then hire someone who can do it.
Act first, then think up a good excuse.
Almost everyone is considered normal, if you compare them to the football fans who don't wear shirts in 10 degree weather.
You are considered normal up until you ask the psychiatrist if your normal.
Hades hath no fury to a woman scorned, nor as many friends to help make your life miserable.
Life is like wine, fine in small sips but too much at once could kill you.
He who fights and runs away, is considered a coward for the rest of high school.
Use big words and carry a stick, that way your enemies have twice the headaches.
Those who can are usually the ones stuck explaining it to those who can't.
He who laughs last, took the longest to get it. He who laughs last, probably didn't get it.
If you can't think of any reason why the college wouldn't accept you, then why worry.
Divine Punishment for students is being forced to deal with Student Services and/or the Counselor's Office.
If life was fair we'd all be making 3 million a week.
You should only have to live up to your own expectations.
If you can't beat them, then hire someone who can. And if that doesn't work then buy out the company and fire all those who can beat you.
You know your wanted, when you make the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted List.
I am woman, I AM NOT HELPLESS! (Blame Seshin for this one)
Don't bother trying to conquer Europe unless your below average height. (It worked for Napoleon and Hitler)
A person's will to live is stronger than anything.
People are weird. No matter how well you know them, they will still do things you didn't predict.
The actions of a few sometimes reflect the wishes of others.
People are stupid. People will believe a lie. Either because they want to believe it's true, or because they're afraid its true. (Terry Goodkind, Wizard's First Rule)
People who do things the hard way may just enjoy the frustration.
A person's ego is a very dangerous thing.
Decking your boyfriend for being an idiot can be considered therapeutic.
If your in a hurry then traffic will be against you, but if your trying to take your time then traffic will no be a hinderance.
The one day you don't bring your textbook to class is the day when your actually going to need it. The coralary is also true. As is class being canceled if you stay up all night finishing a paper.
Sometimes you are forced to choose between carrying your past, or unloading it. Sometimes its best to forget the past and move on.
One of the better ways to deal with depression is to focus on what makes you happy for awhile.
The quickest way to strike fear into the hearts of children is for a parental unit to yell their entire name.
A person's reputation takes years to build and only seconds to utterly destroy.
InuGhost2.0's Laws of TV Shows
This is an ever growing list because the unwritten laws of TV are in a constant state of flux. They are subject to change at any given notice.
1. Minor Characters can only kill Minor Characters. They are utterly incapable of killing or permenantly injuring Major Characters.
2. In major battles where fists are flying, and energy/spirit blasts are constantly blowing up. Both combatants will lose their shirts near the begining of the fight. (Most prevelant in Animes)
3. Characters never need to go to the bathroom unless it either advances the plot, or can be used for comedic purposes.
4. Characters never get sick. Except if it will advance the plot, or create more tension in an episode since they're not around. (I.E. NCIS trying to solve a case if Abby's home sick with the Flu)
Questions that InuGhost2.0 wants answered, yet will likely never be answered
How did that skeleton get that way in that 'Bones' episode? The one that had its hands and feet practically tied together (At begining of the episode)
Bones (The Verdict in the story)
What was in the case the Bomb Squad got 'trigger happy' with? What were they smuggling?
Miroku's grandfather fought Naraku 50 years ago, and several times before that. Naraku was created 50 years ago. So how the bloody ding dong could the old guy fight Naraku before 50 years ago!!
Why does Dr. Brennan insist on dressing like Wonder Woman for every Halloween? And where did she get the costume?
Bones (The Mummy in the Maze)
How does Gibbs plan on getting that boat out of his basement?
In the episode 'Honor Code' the bald man who was involved in the kidnapping, isn't he the same guy whose keeping tabs on 'The Frog' for the CIA?
NCIS (Honor Code, & Season 4)
In the 'Iron Man' movie a magnet is keeping the shrapnel from piercing Tony Stark's heart. So couldn't they potentially use a larger magnet or a MRI to pull the shrapnel out altogether? House did it with a bullet in some guys head. Also how in the world do you get electricity in a cave? Wouldn't it take a giant generator or something?
Where is Beverly Barlow? What is the Consortium and what is their goal? What has happened to the artifact? (Energy can't be created or destroyed) Whatever happened to: Lowjack, Spencer, and Taggert?
Will they ever catch the 'Gravedigger'? Hodgins swore to see him behind bars after he and Dr. Brennan were buried alive.
Bones (Aliens in the spaceship) (Resolved, and hopefully she goes away for a long time. Now if only they couldv'e had Max Keenan interrogate her.)
Does anyone actually read this stuff, or is it just a waste of space?
Whatever happened to Sully? He left on his boat saying he'd return in a year's time, and yet he hasn't. (And yes I know it was a way to write him off, yet still curious if he'll ever return. Maybe next season if Booth and Bones get together.)
Who did Bones call after Pickering asked that question. The person who killed the security review so thoroughly Pickering's note were to be destroyed. What was Bones involved in anyway?
(Woman in the Car)
At least once every season there is an episode featuring House as a patient in the hospital. Is this due to the writters, or by a request from Hugh Laurie?
Bones and Booth are now seeing Dr. Sweets effectively rendering Dr. Wyatt moot. So have we seen the last of him, or will he show up again? (Based upon possibly seeing Dr. Wyatt in a preview for an upcomming episode.)
(Bones) (Resolved, and man am I getting good at IDing people quickly or what. Now excuse me while I celebrate.)
Where did Angela's father drop Hodgins off at? I know it was a desert, but I think the nearest desert is on the other side of the country. Though I could be wrong.
(The Science in the Physicist)
Where are the artifacts that McPherson stole/collected from Warehouse 13. They are still missing and unaccounted for and as such one has to worry about them falling into the wrong hands.
1. Terry Brooks
2. Terry Goodkind
3. Robert Jordan (May he rest in Peace)
4. James Patterson (May he rest in Peace also)
5. Frank Herbert and his son
6. Clive Cussler
7. Jack Higgins
8. Tom Clancy
9. J.K. Rowling
10. George R.R. Martin
(Basically give me fantasy books and I'm happy. _)
7. Total Drama Island
9. StarGate SG1
10. Get Smart
11. YuYu Hakusho
12. Code Lyoko
13. Justice League
14. Boston Legal
15. Rurouni Kenshin
16. 7 Days
18. Estate of Panic
19. Batman: The Brave and the Bold
20. Justice League
21. Whose Line is it Anyway?
22. The Big O
23. Deadliest Warrior (What can I say I enjoyed the History and the Brutality. Plus when the Apache killed the Gladiator at the end I was on my feet cheering in victory.)
24. Nash Bridges
25. Warehouse 13
26. Titan Maximum
1. Clue (It's hard finding a movie funnier than this)
2. Get Smart
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Robin Hood Men in Tights
5. Music and Lyrics (Anyone else noticing a pattern here?)
6. James Bond: View to a Kill (Christopher Walken as a villan. Nuff said)
7. She's the Man
8. The Blues Brothers
9. Stardust (Proof that Robert De Niro is secure in his masculinity)
10. CaddyShack (Its all about the gopher)
11. Underworld Series
12. She's the Man
13. Scary Movie
14. Scary Movie 2
15. Dragon Heart
16. Sherlock Holmes
17. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
18. James Bond: Goldfinger
19. James Bond: You Only Live Twice
20. James Bond: Thunderball
1. Wadsworth/Mr. Body(Clue)
2. Ari Haswari (NCIS)
3. Apophis (StarGate SG1)
4. Blofeld (James Bond)
6. Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
8. The Joker
9. Gibbs (Titan Maximum not NCIS)
1. Chris (Total Drama Island) (I like his insanity and the tortures he unleashes upon the campers, plus I try to cause as much trouble as he does.)
2. Abby (NCIS)
3. Jo Lupo (Eureka)
4. Temperance Brennan (Bones)
5. Saito (Rurouni Kenshin)
6. Sojiro Seta (Rurouni Kenshin)
7. Hymie the Robot (Get Smart (tv series))
8. Richard Rahl.
1. Super Smash Brothers Brawl
2. Baldur's Gate Series (Why did it only have to be a trilogy(Cries))
3. StarWars Battlefront 2
4. Battle For MiddleEarth 2
5. Age of Empries 3
6. Age of Mythology
7. Lego Indiana Jones
8. Ghostbusters the VideoGame
Songs (Some of the ones I like, and the driving force behind some of my stories)
1. Kryptonite (Helped with Gone to Soon)
2. Breaking the Habit (The song behind 'The Final Case)
3. You Know my Name
4. View to a Kill
5. It's Terror Time Again
6. Everything that you do
7. Crazy Sunshine
8: A World without Danger
9. Feels just like I'm falling for the First Time
10. I'm Back
11. In the Navy
12. My Sacrifice
13. Wherever, Whenever, Whatever
Most Hated Villains (Simply villains that have little to no redeeming qualities and InuGhost2.0 feels they deserve a painful demise)
1. Emperor Jagang the Just. (For those who've read the 'Sword of Truth' series you know who he is, and why he's number one on this list. I would elaborate to his crimes, but I'm keeping this under an R rating. Also for the record he's anything but Just.)
2. Queen Cersei Lannister. ("A song of Fire and Ice" Her efforts to remain in power have cost numerous people their lives, and has opened the kingdom up for invasion by the rightful heir to the throne.)
3. Ariia. ("Eagle Eye" I'm not even going to bother. See the movie or check Wikipedia for an explanation. My only regret is that it ended too quickly for that...thing.)
Results of Past Polls
This Season Booth and Bones are rumored to sleep together. How do you think this will happen?
5. During a stakeout. (1/21)
4. One or both drunk at the time. (2/21) While they are undercover. (2/21)
3. Something else. (3/21)
2. One or both finally admits their feelings for the other. (4/21) Stuck sharing a hotel room with one bed. (4/21)
1. Comforting each other after a traumatic event. (5/21)
Should Booth and Bones be together? (Asked solely because InuGhost 2.0's mother thinks they shouldn't be since it would end the show.)
2. No. (0/4)
2. Maybe. (0/4)
1. Yes. (4/4)
Who is your Favorite Character? (Eureka)
6. Allison Blake (2/42 4)
5. Douglas Fargo (3/42 7) Nathan Stark (3/42 7)
4. Henry Decon (4/42 9)
3. Zoe Carter (6/42 14)
2. Jo Lupo (9/42 21)
1. Jack Carter (15/42 35)
Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigaretts, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
(The Blues Brothers)
Chris: (Pushes detonator causing more explosions) We had a few explosives left over and I...(gets evil look) just hate to waste. (pushes detonator again causing even more explosions)
(Total Drama Island, Ep 11)
Siegfried: Zis is KAOS ve don't shush here!
Captain Shakespeare: Ever try to get blood-stains out of a silk shirt?...Nightmare!
Victor: He's with me.
Agent Matthews: Wait a minute. I'm not with him with him. It's not like that.
Victor: (Smirking) Come on, Muffin.
Victor: (With Pride) My God. I did it.
Gracie Lou: (Smiling) And if anyone…anyone…tries to hurt one of my new friends I would take them out. I would make them suffer so much that they’d wish they were never born. And if they ran, I would hunt them down. Thank, you Kathy.
Stan: (Only one clapping)
Victor: (Disappointed) A brief shining moment, and then that mouth.
Seshin: InuGhost2.0 you've offically hit spork zone.
InuGhost2.0: Oh come on, I haven't beaten the topic to death that badly have I?
(Conversations with Seshin) Spork Zone-InuGhost2.o won't shut up about something and has dug down to rock bottom and is still attempting to dig with a spork
Maxwell Smart: Now I'll leave and you follow right behind me, and don't forget to kill the light. (Opens closet door and exits the closet)
Hymie: (Removes gun from the waistband of his pants takes careful aim and 'kills' the light before exiting the closet also)
(Get Smart, Back to the Old Drawing Board)
Joker: If your good at something never do it for free.
(Batman: The Dark Knight)
Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other Women's?
Colonel Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Colonel Mustard: Five.
Mrs. White: Yes, just five. Men should be like Kleenex-soft, strong, and disposable.
Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable!
Wadsworth: (Has just gotten off the phone with J. Edgar Hoover and is looking exhausted) Officer!
Cop: Your too late, I've seen it all.
Wadsworth: You have? I can explain every!
Cop: You don't have to.
Wadsworth: I don't?
Cop: Don't worry! There's nothing illegal about any of this!
Wadsworth: (Incredulous) Are you sure?!
Cop: Of course! This is America!
Wadsworth: I see...
Cop: It's a free country! Don't you know that?
Wadsworth: I didn't know it was THAT free.
InuGhost2.0: (Has just lost 20 out of 25 men in an attack on a roommate with on 5 men, who lost only 2) OH FOR GOODNESS SAKES! THESE DICE ARE OUT TO GET ME!
Rommates: (Laughing their butts off at InuGhost2.0 perdicament)
Roommate: Man I can't believe you actually let that happen. (laughing very hard)
InuGhost2.0: (Really upset) SHUTUP AND JUST TAKE YOUR TURN! (Slams hand down on table causing pieces to jump into air)
Roommates: (Are extreamly silent since they haven't seen InuGhost2.0 blow up like this)
Roommate2: Ok. Thats enough for you. (Reaches to take InuGhost2.0's glass)
InuGhost2.0: (Shoots him a glare) I'm fine.
(Playing 'Risk' with roommates) (and I only lose my temper when I feel I'm being utterly cheated. You try losing 10 times in a row on dice rolls)
InuGhost2.0: Ok so Edward's tough and compassionate I can see that, and he has deep feelings for Bella. I just have to ask though if he can see his reflection in a mirror.
Seshin: (Gives InuGhost2.0 a look) Yeah he can see his reflection, why?
InuGhost2.0: Because he may want to think about buying a homewaxing kit for those eyebrows.
Seshin's Mother: (Bursts out laughing)
Seshin: (Gives InuGhost2.0 a look)
InuGhost2.0: What no offense to the guy or anything, but those eyebrows are like huge.
(Watching 'Twilight' with Seshin, and no offense meant to anyone, but seriously have you seen the guy's eyebrows?)
Vincent: (Reluctantly) Define Irony.
InuGhost2.0: (Grinning) Taking a 'History of England' class taught by a teacher of Scottish and Canadian descent.
Vincent: You do know few people are going to understand.
InuGhost2.0: Probably, though if they know how often Scotland and England were at war with each other in the past then they'd find it funny.
(InuGhost2.0's current school year)
Dr. Proctor: (To a student) I'm a Zombie. I have to eat humans.
(one of InuGhost2.0's professors, and one of the game's administrators)
Student: (Walks through the buildings door and looks strangly at Proffessor Proctor who is standing inside the doorway)
Dr. Proctor: (Answering the student's unasked question)I'm a Zombie. I'm just lurking here waiting for victims. (Smirks)
(One of the funniest teachers I have ever had. And if you know who he is, then congrats you know where I attend, and around where I live.)
InuGhost2.0: In all honesty from all the teachers you've had here. Who is most likely going to play this game?
Student: (nods in understanding)
InuGhost2.0: Proctor was the first to come to my mind, so its no suprise he's involved in this game.
(On the first day of the Zombie invasion in April)
InuGhost2.0: As I see it Political Correctness is going to be the death of this country and humor. I mean not only does it make jokes a mouthful to say, but truthfully there are likely no jokes in existance that wouldn't offend some person.
Botan: In other words your death was a complete and utter waste!
Yusuke: (Screams in shock and plumets to the ground)
Botan: (Grinning) Suprised? Yes I can hardly blame you for that! (laughs)
General Custard: We're Americans. We don't think, we act!
(Night at the Museum 2: Battle at the Smithsonian)
On a Garbage Truck: "Satisfaction Guarrenteed or your trash back."
Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi. Age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish. That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villains. Fish food. (Yelling) This is dumb!!
(YuYu Hakusho, Yusuke vs. Rando: 99 Attacks.)
Yusuke: (Asleep) Get up there Kuwabara! I'm serious! I know you're used to losing, but not now!
Kuwabara: (Unconcious on the ground his ear twitches)
Kuwabara: (Standing upright and furious) What'd you say?!
Koto: Six, Kuwabara! You have four counts to get in the ring!
Kuwabara: Not you-- Urameshi! (Runs over to the other side of the ring where his teammate is still resting) Out of my way! Little bum, you want to say that to my face!
Yusuke: (Still asleep)
Kuwabara: (has lifted Yusuke off the ground via his T-Shirt) Are you pretending to sleep now? You scaredy cat!
Paladin13: well you are as subtle as a sledgehammer welded by a Jaffa.
(Review from 'Fountain of Youth') (Personally...I take it as a compliment.)
1. Claudia's Day Off: Claudia desperate for a day off resorts to using an artifact which allows her to clone herself. However the clones are not perfect and begin to cause trouble and mischief.
2. Return to the Place Where we First Met: Carter, Jo, Henry, Allison, and Fargo have made it back to their own reality. Yet Fargo is depressed because he has lost Claudia. Hope is restored however when Ms. Fredricks shows up and recruits him into updating (this reality's) Warehouse 13. Given this second chance to be with Claudia Fargo will do whatever it takes to forge a relationship with her.
3. Interrogation Made Easy: Set after For the Team. Claudia taking Myka's advice to heart decides to work on her interrogation skills. So who better to help her out than one Douglas Fargo. Intent on piecing together the fragmented memories she glimpsed of his life will Claudia get all her questions answered?
4. Before you go. His work at Warehouse 13 done Fargo stays the night at Leena's Bed and Breakfast before heading home. Meanwhile Claudia decides to act on an impulse and sneaks into the Eureka geek's room.
5. Energizer Abby: Hopped up on more caffine than ever before Abby Sciuto is on a tear through Washington D.C. Can Gibbs and his team stop her caffine fueled rampage? Or will the town be reduced to ruins?
6. Unnamed Eureka/Warehouse 13 fic. Artie dispatches Pete and Myka (Maybe even Wells) to Eureka after several artifacts turn up. Claudia accompanies them since she knows the town along with the citizens. Once there the team begins to find themselves under the influence of the artifacts which bring some secrets and emotions bubbling to the surface. Myka/Pete, Claudia/Fargo.
7. Shotgun Wedding: "Just be glad it's Artie. If it was my brother he would have shot you by now." Claudia quietly whispered.
8. Shopping Trip (Tentative Title): Claudia drags Fargo off to the mall with her. While the head of GD figures he's in for a boring day things turn out differently when Claudia drags him into Victoria Secrets.
9. Untitled: The Warehouse section where the artifacts dealing with love & intimacy is starting to stir and begins to influence the daily lives of the agents. (Will likely have smut) Pete/Myka, Myka/Wells?, Claudia/?
10. Send in the Clones: Abby Sciuto manages to get her hands on a Warehouse artifact that allows her to clone herself. Can NCIS survive the ordeal of having multiple Abbys running amuck?