Randomitis Sufferer
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Joined 12-22-08, id: 1777581, Profile Updated: 01-30-10
Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride, Vampire Academy, and Mortal Instruments.

So sorry I havent updated in like a year or something.

But I've decided that I might MIGHT start writing again over the summer (its summer where I am anyway) holidays.

If I do decide to write something I'll try to make it one of my existing fics.

PEACE! Randomitis Sufferer

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Disturbia: The Original by coelicasi reviews
Max is having terrible, horrific nightmares of the Flock being murdered brutally by a monster. Now Max's world is crashing down around her, & she must stop the dreams from coming true or she she may become the very thing that killed them. ABANDONED
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - [Max, Fang] V. Martinez, OC - Complete
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
MSN at St Vladmirs by EvilVampireDucky reviews
MSN at St.Vladmir's? yep! see what happens, and how perverted conversations get. You might think it's funny. I myself don't. Rated for suggested sex. Tell me if you think it needs a rating boost! I myself doubt it :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Double Date by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
No Time to Heal by roserage reviews
RPOV. An alternative ending to Frostbite. Mason does not die in the strigoi house and Rose will face new enemies and challenges before it is over. First fanfic; All characters belong to Richelle Mead, except for Patya Kozlov.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,924 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Without You by roserage reviews
DPOV Based upon my 'No Time to Heal' fanfic ; . My alternative ending to Frostbite. We saw how much Rose went through, but where was Dimitri? Read to find out ; Richelle Mead owns all characters except Patya Kozlov.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Lovesick by negativite reviews
Set one week after the end of City of Ashes. Jace comes to visit Clary through the pouring rain, after she has been ignoring his calls. Will he be able to hold in his feelings for her, or she for him? Spoilers books 1,2&3. TBC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Don't Wake Me if I'm Dreaming by EndlessImmortal reviews
What happens after the fateful night in the hotel? How will the Academy react? What does Adrain do? Read to find out..... R&R, no flames. Better than it sounds, I promise! SEQUAL TO DREAM WALKER!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Adrian I., Rose H.
Our story by ShadowKissed-Deni reviews
Prepare yourself for some randomness. Written for laughs.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Mason A.
Thunderstorms by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Knowing the Horizon by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
-“'I don’t love you,' he said in that same flat tone...'I never loved you,' she bit back." One shot. Things have changed. They aren't the same anymore. The world doesn't want them. Do they still want each other?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max's Mom by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Inspired by Happi Zebra's MR: The Competition, a certain song by Fountains of Wayne, and severe boredom. I believe the pairing is called Dr. Marang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Fang, V. Martinez - Complete
Taken by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max was taken from Fang one night. He finds her but also finds something that he is not sure he wants. No, Fang doesn't have a kid he doesn't know about. Though kind of like that. Mang/Fax all the way.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
This Isn't You by roserage reviews
Cabin Scene from Shadow Kissed DPOV ; Most dialogue from Richelle Mead
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Dream Walker by EndlessImmortal reviews
What could happen when the school's hottest girl and the so-called "student" become an item? only bad. Secrets get spilled, and trouble creeps up. people get hurt, and hearts get smashed. How will this end? RosexAdrian. Rated M for chapter 11 ONLY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,551 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Adrian I., Rose H. - Complete
For Love And All That Other Insipid Crud by Schyzotypal X reviews
Max won’t leave her Fangiepookums alone, and it’s driving EVERYONE crazy.-Fax-oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Group Therapy by Angst-Ridden-Teenager2468 reviews
They really are a messed up group, aren't they? Laughs abound. I know CC wouldn't torture her characters so. But I would! 1st Place for Best Comedy/Parody at The 2009 Mortal Instruments Fan Fiction Awards.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
The WingedWonder Makes A Chatroom by Mocha Iggy's Last Name Here reviews
The flock is now IMing! But, there is consequences. Seeing Fang in his boxers, for example. And having the ultimate yo mamma contest. Plus having Fang get bottle fingers. You know, that type of stuff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Max - Complete
The Game of Jealousy by PeruvianChick reviews
Max finally tells Fang how she feels. And he rejects her. What will she do? Will Iggy offer to help?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Passion by SkyBlueTattoo reviews
Fang isn't feeling well so Max goes to check on him, she gets quite a bit more then she bargained for. Iggy wants to know what happened, but how far will he go to find out? FAX! Rated for major kissing and suggestive dialogue... mostly from Iggy. One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
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The Cover up reviews
What big secret will Rose discover on her way to kill the love of her life? And how will it affect her life forever? Set after Shadow Kiss. Hopefully no Authors Notes will be needed. I own nothing but my OC's. PLZ read!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,573 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
Freedom reviews
Just a sort of sappy fic I thought I'd write. I think its cute, even though they're siblings in this one. J&C :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Nothing but a few broken bones reviews
Set after Shadow Kiss, Rose has set out to kill Dimitri. Will she succeed? I know this has been done many times, but this is just a one-shot. Good, I promise! It made my Mum cry! Rated T because I feel like it.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Runaway reviews
An experiment has lived for 2 years in a small town, surviving by stealing food and money. What happens when a new face shows up at school? Please read a little bit BEFORE you judge, it's a good story. Disclaimer: I own nothing but my OC's and my plot. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
The Flock and me reviews
What can happen to an insane teenager when she goes shopping with her friends? This! The Flock show up and tell her they need her help. Sarah goes with them, no idea what or how she's meant to help the Flock. Rated T cos most of my fics are. Enjoyzles!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Revenge of the Broken reviews
Fang broke Max 7 years ago. Now Max's back and kicking butt!. . . Without the flock. Who is Viper? Rated M for sexual references and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
My life as a mutant birdkid reviews
Ruby is a bird-kid, just like the Flock. Except, she never went to the School. She's always known a normal life. What happens when she meets the Flock? How will her new power change her life forever? Slight FAX IggyxOC RubyxOC. Better than it summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
A Pinprick of Hope reviews
Victoria has never seen sunlight, never heard the rain. She has seen the same faces for the last 12 years of her life. She has been broken. When she gets hope, will it be taken from her? Rated T for violence. Warning, depressing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
The voice has some fun! reviews
No you perverts! Not THAT kind of fun. This is just a one-shot about what happens when the Voice goes to a quiz night. Also my views on who the voice might really be. Small humor. Rated T 'cause all my fanfics are. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Max - Complete