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Joined 12-22-08, id: 1777603, Profile Updated: 02-28-18
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.


Name: Daughterofdespair (feel free to shorten it down a bit)

Age: The era of the roman empire.

Country: No.

Sex: Yes please.

Best place in the world: With my lovely minions.

Minions?: Yes, minions dammit!

What is...: Shut up and go away.


Please note: to find myself a second home and also to create a safe little nest for my possibly-not-entirely-ff-regulation-following fics I now have an account on Ao3, username Bacchus. I have not posted anything novel there, nor will I cease to post on ff. I'm simply informing to avoid confusion. Thank you.


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Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8274 - Favs: 8,631 - Follows: 4,347 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lonely Hearts Column by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. High School AU, Drama, Angst, Humour, Pre-slash. "What the hell was I supposed to think Sasuke? It was pretty obvious what was going on. I walk in and you're-" Here Naruto stumbled but picked himself up quickly, "I walk in and you're having sex with my girlfriend!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Merry-Go-Round reviews
Gaara never planned to punch Hiro in the face in sixth grade -not that the bastard didn't deserve it –and he certainly hadn't planned to end up in therapy over it. Furthermore, he does have a moral compass (no matter what Sasuke might say) and he does, in fact, know it's ethically ambiguous to sleep with his therapist. -He just doesn't care. NejiGaa Slash Yaoi Sequel to Carousel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/18 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara
Carousel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, 17, has weaved a tangled web. What's a poor, closeted teenager to do when your friend is trying to hook up with your secret boyfriend, your boyfriend doesn't know you're keeping him secret, they're all meeting up at the festival and your only advisors are a psychopath and a perceptive barrista? AU. NaruSasu. Naruto/Sasuke. Slash. Yaoi. NEJIGAA SEQUEL IN PROGRESS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,091 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Laughter in the Distance reviews
"It used to be just a game." Gaara is a teenager with odd habits. Neji a businesstycoon-to-be, perched high on his pedestal. Chance brings them together, but where will they go? -And who will take the lead? Main: NejiGaa. Neji/Gaara AU Mature content. Slash. Yaoi. Manipulation. Mind-games.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,212 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Gaara, Neji H., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Objects in the Rearview Mirror reviews
"'You're not alone', his best friend whispered, 'I'm here. I'll never leave.'" -Sasuke and Naruto grew up together, two lonely souls battling a cruel world. If only he had realised then how lucky he was -and that he was never truly alone. AU. Naruto/Sasuke. NaruSasu. Slash. Yaoi. Mature.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seraph reviews
"The reason is... that i'm in love with you." -Pein is the epitome of in-control. His career is satisfactory, his lovelife pleasant and his friends trustworthy. Yes, Pein is the epitome of in-contol, except for the unfortunate predicament of having fallen in love with his sinfully attractive best friend. AU Yaoi. Slash. Pein/Itachi. PeinIta. Minor: NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Myth reviews
"Well…", said Naruto at last, "if you have nowhere to stay I have space to spare." - A long, Fantasy-inspired one-shot for Christmas. When Sasuke travels to Konh right before the Yule Celebrations, he finds more than just another mission, he finds destiny... and then some. AU SasuNaru Sasu/Naru Sasuke/Naruto Slash. Yaoi. Mature Content. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,477 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blaze reviews
The heat of mid-summer is nearly unbearable –especially in Ichigo's garden. And Grimmjow returning from a business-conference doesn't make it any cooler. AU GrimmIchi Warnings inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Desert Storm or: Happy Birthday Gaara reviews
Kazekage Gaara is angry after visiting Konoha, but surely Naruto can put everything right? A very Happy Birthday to Gaara 19/1 ! PWP, fluff, mature content, GaaNaru, and so on and so forth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Masterpiece reviews
Love -The strongest force on earth. It can break hearts, twist minds and crush souls. And yet, he bows down to it. Leaving everything without a second thought. Because it is love, because it is a natural masterpiece. AU SasuNaru. Yaoi. Slash. Sasuke/Naruto. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete