Jessica Marie Cullen
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My Plans for World Domination: (Please proceed with caution.)

Step One: Call the Cows from Planet Mushmush and ask their leader, 'Bob', to bring his dinosaurs and flesh eating ticks. Make sure you promise to make love to 'Bob' when he gets there. Because he won't let his army destroy planets without some sex from the person who wants World Domination. Note: Use Mushmush language. Example: Mush-World Mush-Domination.

Step Two: While the Cows are traveling at the speed of light, hire penguins to build Basketballs of Doom. ...Dun dun dun dun... Note: Make sure the Penguins don't hump each other on the job, their supposed to be producing Basketballs of Doom ...Dun dun dun dun... not more penguins.

Step Three: When the Cows arrive, unleash the Basketballs of Doom ...Dun dun dun dun... on people. Warning: Wear a gasmask because the Basketballs of Doom ...Dun dun dun dun... will explode causing stink bombs to erupt and make people cough and say, 'What's that smell?' for hours.

Step Four: Make love to 'Bob'. Note: Make sure to wrap your mouth around his utters and make him scream your name...oh, and act like you're enjoying yourself, because if 'Bob' thinks you're not, he's going to make you please him until you do.

Step Five: Seduce 'Bob' into being tied up, so when he finally gets tied up and is really, really, really horny, you can leave him there saying, 'Now I can use your army, and you can't masturbate! Ha!' Warning: 'Bob' might make you horny as well. Don't give in! You have a planet to destroy!

Step Six: Once done with 'Bob', take command of his ship and make his army destroy Earth. But, not before you do your evil laugh. Mwahahahaha! Note: Make sure to make it long and hard, and do it over the loud speaker he has sitting next to his computer with porno on it and bag of chips. Laugh and then, press the button to unleash the dinosaurs and flesh eating ticks.

If all else fails: 'Bob' will take you back to Planet Mushmush and you will eat flying tacos and have to give 'Bob' blow jobs for the rest of your life. But on the bright side, at least there will be lickable monkeys!

You have seen my Plans for World Domination which are top secret and cannot be seen by anyone...You must die now or I will have to bomb you first with the Basketballs of Doom ...Dun dun dun dun...


Jessica's got your nose! Haha, just kidding, I actually have your ears! Haha, can't hear me now...wait you couldn't hear me in the first place...yeah so...nevermind...

As you can see, I'm wierd. Proceed with CAUTION because I might offend you with my amawsomeness... Seriously. I'm not joking...

I am an "All American Girl". I have blond hair(with pink stripes in them...WHOO!) and blue eyes, and I absolutely LOVE to have a good time. Wags eyebrows suggestively...any guys in the house, come on, anyone?

I don't usually hate things, but the only thing I hate the most is mature people (Because mature people can't hang with me, I like unicorns and busting out in random dance moves too much), when someone repeats things that I already know (Sheesh, if I already know it, don't say it again!), and a sad person (Or I will have to get my penguins and make them do the Monkey to make you happy again..) You have to be happy no matter what when you are around me (I might have to jump on you and make you smile myself...) If you act a little sad around me, I instantly want to know what happened (Cous I just LOVE to hear stories!), and what I can do to make it better (I'll call the penguins!), and if I have to go head-chopping tonight (More like throwing toilet paper on the persons house and ring the doorbell and RUNNING!). Okay, yeah, I admit it, some times I am depressed (This is true...oh look!, there's Santa Claus! Hey buddy, I was supposed to get PRESENTS this year, not coal! All I did that was bad was throw toilet paper at peoples houses! Sniff sniff, I wasn't a bad girl was I?) but I don't like to see people who are so down-trodden. (Oh. My. Lemons. I just said a big word...YEY ME! Happy Dance.)


If you think you know me now, you don't. HA, EAT THAT APPLESAUCE!

Miss Lemon(that's me!) would like to introduce you to her boyfriend: BROBEE! God, I love him. He's so awesome. He's the only reason I don't go through with my World Domination. Although my friends are in a close second...

I love a person who can make me laugh (Expecially a person who can make anything sound perverted... )I am surrounded by friends who make me laugh (Love you Tati, Laureeses, Cars, and Bubbles! Oh and love you Emma and Mega!). I'm practically laughing all the time. Sometimes I have my friends laughing until they slap me for making them cry. Sometimes I just say something not meaning to be funny, and all of a sudden someone's laughing. (Sheesh people, is my face that funny?) If I didn't have the family and friends who love me like I do now, I don't think I would be on this planet. I'd probably be on Planet Mushmush eating Flying Tacos and giving 'Bob' blow jobs for the rest of my life...

This blonde here is really smart...but I take my high-non average brain and use my smarticalness against my friends. While my friends can't think of double meanings to things, I can and do...which means this here sexy, hot, not-meaning-to-be-funny, blonde is a pervert. Yeah, you guessed it! If you read my Plans for World Domination, you'd notice something along the lines of I'm a total pervert. Yeah. Get used to it. That's why my nickname is Lemon. On this little website, they have practical porno called Lemons. I read them so much that I get called Lemon. And now a legacy is born. LEMON LEGACY THAT IS.

Friends are my life. Nothing else has to be said. (Except that I know that they would help me with World Domination if they could, but they don't know how to speak Mushmush Language.)

I leave LONGGGGGGG reviews. You get me interested in your story, and I like it, I will spend hours worth of typing for one review.

Just ask I.N.J.A. I wrote a review 8,000 characters long for one of her stories once. 'Cause of my amawsome reviewness, Mega I.N.J.A is one of my besties on fanfiction. Everyone of my reviews for her is random, wierd, and funny, yet long. I babble on a lot in her reviews. Just check one out, check her stories out too!...LOVE YA BESTIE!

I don't know how me and Emma RedEnglishRose met, but ever since we did, we send messages back and forth about everything. We've even started a FictionPress for our poems...add me! My FictionPress is the same as my Fanfiction Penname: Jessica Marie Cullen. ADD MEH!! Oh, and ADD RenEnglishRose TOO!...LOVE YA BESTIE!

Now that you've met me, GO CHECK OUT MY BESTEST FRIENDS RedEnglishRose and I.N.J.A. THEY'S AMAWSOME! (amazing and awesome.) LOVE YOU EMMA and MEGA!

LOVE YOU MY LOVES.

...LEMON...


So far my Favorite Song this week is:

Colorado Sunrise by 3OH!3...check it out!


My favorite Bands are:

Pink; Muse; 3OH!3; Paramore; Green Day; Evanescence; AC-DC; Black Eyed Peas; Three Doors Down; Danity Kane; Pussy Cat Dolls; Fall Out Boys; The Frey; Cold Play; Foo Fighters; Good Charlotte; My Chemical Romance; Linkin Park; Maroon 5; NickelBack; Panic! At the Disco; U2; The Ting Tings; Matchbox 20; Bowling for Soup; Tokio hotel; The Fray; All American Rejects; The Cast of Rent (Original and non-original)

My favorite Singers are:

Akon; Rihanna; Ti; Beyonce; Kanye West; Cascada; Leona Lewis; Britney Spears; Chris Brown; Cher; Enrique Iglesias; Fergie; Gwen Stefani; Ice Cube; Kelly Clarkson; Nelly Fertado; Taylor Swift; Wyclef Jean; Prima J; Ludacris; Mary J Blidge; EMMY ROSSUM; Katy Perry; Eminem; The Veronicas; Kid Cudi; Lil Wayne

I like any kind of music. I will listen to anything and everything you throw to me. (Doesn't nessesarily mean I'll like it.) :)

Wierd things about me. (There's a lot...)

I'm plotting World Domination, anyone want to help?

I, unlike many people, call Ketchup, Tomato Paste.

I also call mayo "the white stuff" which, if you have a perverted mind like me, you'd catch my drift. (Grins evilly.)

I can push down with my hand and make my whole shoulder blade pop out. My friends say it makes me look like I have an extra pair of boobs on my back, and they say I might have a better chance in getting guys because I have an extra pair of boobs. But seriously, I freak people out sometimes with my shoulder blades and it's even more fun when I do it in the presence of a guy.

Bread, to me, is called "The outside of a sandwich". You don't like it, go stuff some out side of a sandwich up your -. Ok, I'mma stop now.

If you haven't noticed, I like to call things different names. Like, for instance, I call hotdogs "Hotpigs" because SERIOUSLY, "hotdogs" are made out of pigs so, why not call them "Hotpigs"? I proove my point.

My favorite cuss word hands down is shit. I say it all the time. It's one of the best words in the dictionary!

Oh, I'm writing a dictionary. No, not a regular dictionary, I'm making up words on my own. I.N.J.A. is also helping me out with the words in my dictionary...we are calling it the Mega(that's her nickname...) Lemon(That's me! Whoo!) Dictionary or MLD. A sample of some words we have are "LMGOing till my HFO", which means Laughing My Guts Out till my Heart Falls Out. Yeah don't ask. Another word is "Lookist". It's a person who is prejudice toward the way someone looks. You my friend have had a look at the MLD, a major secret, now you must die...no I'm just playing.

I can't choose between anything. Litteraly. You ask me to choose red or pink for lipgloss and I will say both or neither, or I just can't decide. None of my teachers at school choose me to be a judge because I CAN'T CHOOSE. Wierd huh? I know!

That's another thing...I talk to myself. Sometimes I argue with myself, and sometimes I loose. Me never gets tired of it...you get it? Myself always wins because I always loose and me loves watching the fight? Ha! That's good stuff.

I am a pervert. Although I find that not so wierd...If you say "That hurts" I will litterally bust out laughing because, if you have a perverted mind like me, you'd catch what I'm talking about. There's this song called "Discovery Channel" by BloodHound Gang...and the words are: You and me Baby ain't nothin' but mammels, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. You get it right? (most of my perverted friends do.)

Lemons, to me, are amazing. I love them...and that's saying something. But the wierd thing is, I DON'T know why they call them lemons in the first place, and still I like them. And the other wierd thing is...my friends now officially call me Lemon because all I do is talk about lemons...

My favorite kind of car is Eclipse, though I've never seen one in person. Wierd, I know.

If I could rule the world for one week I'd probably sleep until 12 and eat Sour Patch Kids until I can't stand up straight any more. Then I'd ride a bunch of rides at all the amuzement parks and make everyone get out of the way for MOI! I'd have a bunch of people propose to me, and then I'd say no the whole time...no I'm just kidding I'm not that mean, but the Sour Patch Kids and the Amuzement Park thing I would do...

My friends and I call ourselves the Twilighters, and we are PROUD.

Me, and Taty, one of my friends has this thing where we call people. (only guys.) The thing is, you gotta see them, and instead of saying, "Ooh, he's cute," you have to say immediately, "I call HIM!" The thing is, you gotta be ontop of your game. If your watching a show, and you call the guy, and you just mean the actor, you gotta call the actor, not just the character, or you get the character, not the sexy actor playing him. Trust me, we've had some tiffs here and there. Once she called Edward Westwick and now I'm totally pissed because, because of him, I have to take cold showers daily. Damn Taty and her awesome dude calling skills...yeah, I know, that sould really wierd, but hey, that's why this paragraph is on the "wierd things about me" list.

Like someone called my name, if anyone says "Twilight" I will turn my head in their direction, and say "What"?

I'm random. Nothing has to be said about why that is wierd. (Bark if you're my dawgs...whoof whoof...OOOOOH UNICORNS! WHOO!)

And just to put it mildly, I'm wierd all over. Everyone says I'm wierd, but I say everyone else are all the same. I mean seriously, if your calling ME wierd, you're doing what everyone else is doing is wierder. You catch my drift?

And to sum that up, I love being called wierd too. I would love it if anyone were to PM me and say your wierd. It makes me happy. ANYONE calling me that gives me the giddies (new word alert) and I would probably thank you for your services if you were to add to my already cool naming charity which at the moment is thriving...


Here's a poem that would have been the poem of my life, but I no longer like the person that this poem was based off of so here it is, and it no longer has a "dedication" of some sorts...

Jealousy by Jessica Marie Cullen

Jealousy,
Is what I see,
The raging fire in me,
The inappropriate anger is set free.
The smile at me,
Makes her unhappy,
The silent plea,
Never politely,
Strained through my mind indefinitely.
Will it ever change and set me free?
Will you ever see,
What jealousy,
Does to me?
Well I guess you'll never see,
My Jealousy.

If you can relate to this poem, please repost this in your profile with my name on it.


If you love Edward repost this

If you love Twilight repost this

If you love Stephanie Meyer's books repost this

If you are going to to go see the Twilight movie on the first day repost this

If you've never been to a movie the first day it comes out but plan to for Twilight repost this

If you plan to bring a paper bag to New Moon repost this

If you've written countless fanfictions in the hope to keep your fandom occupied while waiting for NEW MOON THE MOVIE GASP repost this

Raise your hand if you're going to reread every Twilight book before the movie and stay up till midnight waiting for the movie and book

Ha I got you! I said raise your hand!

I didn't say Simon says..HA!

Kidding!..Or am I?


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.


HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.


Things that get on my last nerves.

1). People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2). People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3). When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4). When people say 'It's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it?

5). When people say, while watching a film, 'Did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 8 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6). People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7). When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new.

8). When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9). When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

copy and paste this


If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

I learned how to do sign language so you don't know what I am saying for all you know I could be saying "Hey you ugly! Get me my drink!"

If a guy asks you out and you compare him to Edward, Emmett, or Jasper copy and paste this.

Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days..."

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I totally cried when I read it, I even went ahead to see if Edward was coming back even though there was still 2 books to go.)

If you are driving and you see a Volvo and you start screaming "Edward take me with you!" copy and paste this. (I do that EVERYTIME.)

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap them upside the head.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Music is like candy. You HAVE to throw the rappers out. End of story.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FORREST RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics. (That is totally me!)

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes. (If someone were to tell me I had toilet paper on my shoes I'd keep it there.)

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side, cous then I'd make you cookies!

I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

I'm the girl that wears jeans to the dance.

I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.

I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idiot.

I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment. (That is totally me)

I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.

I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all. (Yet...)

I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.

I'm the girl who laughs at herself, even when others find what she did immature and not funny.

I'm also the girl they all call "best friend."


25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me:HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"


Two girls were looking through MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

So I hoped you liked my profile, and I know, it's long, but hey who DOESN'T have a long profile of themself? (pshhh a lot of people) If you scroll down a little more, you will see the stories I have wrote! Please read them, and if you don't, that's ok too. And sorry for the way I ended on a bad note. I actually think I'll make it more happier...FLYING TACOS! okay, everything's better...

-Jessica Marie Cullen Lemon!


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College of Love by shanpagne16 reviews
What will the Swan 'sisters', Bella, Rosalie and Alice, think of the new hotties across the hall? Can these girls handle all that has been thrust upon them? *wink, wink* A/H, **BACK FROM HIATUS**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella The Punk Goth by Vampwulv Aly reviews
What if Bella was a punk when she moved to Forks. She brings Friends with her this time though. She brings her boy friend as well. Will Edward and Bella still end up together? Better than the summary says.ExB JxA EmxR. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,676 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Masen Academy by Fighting for Words reviews
Its London, 1899, and three friends Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are attending the exclusive school Masen Academy. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are attending the brother school Cullen Academy. When they meet sparks are certain to fly. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,694 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Something New and Real by BellazB reviews
Edward is 23 and a single father of two. All the girls want his money and Edward hates that. What happens when he meets Bella and her son? Will things change even if Bella is the nannie of Edward's children?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trouble At School by Lishbashbaaaa reviews
All human. Best friends - Alice, Rosalie and Bella go to boarding school. It's a modern arts school. When three mysterious brothers come to the school they can't resist. BxE AxJ RxE... Eventually. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,869 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008
Falling Out by JulesSC reviews
Edward and Bella succumb to passion before the wedding. Serious consequences occurs, and Edward and Bella comes to a falling out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,739 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Passion and Distraction by msashlyjudd8 reviews
Jasper finds a way to distract Edward after a bad day at work. All Human. Explicit Lemons J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,850 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Nights with Edward by hermione29 reviews
A story filled with lust, love, passion, and fluff. Everything you wished Stephanie Meyer had put in the books. Completely in character. Love scenes with Edward and Bella! First story, please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edward: The Womanizer by Elmo's-Ninja reviews
Bella is new to Forks High.She meets Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Jasper. She also meets Alice's player of a brother, Edward. Edward has feelings for Bella that he's never had for anyone else. Bella has feelings for Edward to. Can she change his player way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Bleeding Heart by goinback2hogwarts reviews
Isabella is abused by her father Charlie When the Cullens and the Hales move into the neighboring houses will they be able to help Bella? Will she seek their help? sorry i suck at summaries! this is my first fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,284 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
EMMETT AND JASPER GIVE EDWARD SOME SEX TIPS by fille avec le foulard reviews
Emmett and Jasper and the whole gang try to prepare Edward for his wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Cinderbella Story by Ruwilling2catchme reviews
17 year old Bella is stuck in the world or rich and snobs where she neither fits in or is wanted.Bella finds herself falling for the world's #1 heartthrob Edward Cullen. Will he be the one to help Bella escape her happily never after make her life worse?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,979 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not Always as They Appear by Loves.Jasper reviews
All Human: Bella hates Edward, causing Edward to hate Bella. what if a not so accident causes them to be locked in the Biology closet together? Will they hate eachother for ever or will they find somthing new?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
The Wild Child by SharkGurl reviews
Bella is a forest girl who shuns all human contact. She loathes vampires with every fiber of her being and runs when she sees them. By chance she ends up in Forks. Vampires fly instead of super speed in this story. Crappy summary but good story R and R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,662 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Control by SomethingforEveryone reviews
A 15-year old girl obsessed with the human mind is changed into a vampire with the ability to control minds. When she meets up with the Cullens, they teach her, and discover her gift. When the Volturi gets involved, her gift becomes a priceless addition..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Peter Pan's a Vampire by The Romantically Inept reviews
When Bella Swan was a little girl, she had a special friend. She never knew his name, but every night he'd come to her window to play with her. She called him Peter Pan. What happens when he shows up at her school twelve years later? NOT a crossover! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,849 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008
Bad Girlfriend by Radd Rach reviews
Bella Swan is a bad girlfriend, as in naughty, to Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen is a geeky guy that just so happens to have a naughty girl as his girlfriend; Bella Swan. Lemony. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
And Then I Saw Her Face by SkySong92 reviews
Even though he died in 1918, Edward Masen is still tied to this earth, and he has no idea why. This summer though, he begins to find out, with the help of the girl with the silent mind and the deceptively communicative eyes. Please R&R! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Choice by ElizabethI reviews
Breaking Dawn SPOILERS! At Bella and Edward's wedding, Seth Clearwater meets Angela Weber. Suddenly, Seth doesn't have a choice anymore: he belongs to Angela. But Angela, in love with Ben Cheney and falling for Seth as well, does. What will it be?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Angela, Seth
The Official Twilight Summer SmutDown 2009 by BritishBitches reviews
14 days of summer-themed-smut! Same as the SmutVent calendar, each chapter will be a one shot written by a different guest author in a countdown to 21st June - the first official day of summer. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,390 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Right Place, Wrong Time by pervofangirl reviews
Edward Cullen is a new superstar celeb all the girls are obsessed with. One fan finds the perfect opportunity to act out her fantasies with him, but finds herself in the right place...at the wrong time. WARNING: very graphic lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Rosalie
I Fell in Love! by Super Hyper Active reviews
Alice’s brother Edward is in town,and he gives a surprise visit to Alice’s dorm, also he he meets Bella for the first time, after hearing so much about her! What will happen,there is a twist. Sorry the summary isn’t that good but the story. Plz R&R thanks
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Game by closeyoureyesandmakeawish reviews
Bella and Edward are the most popular kids at school. They are both rich and famous and in love with each other, but this is a secret to even themselves. With a few twisted schemes, and plenty of drama, will these two ever find out that they are destiny?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
There's No Place Like Home by TaquitoEveningStar reviews
Bella's father is a traveling business man, so wherever he goes, she goes. When she finally puts her foot down to moving, her parents send her to live with the Cullens. She meets six brothers. Edward, the hated one, intrigues Bella and hides a dark past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,114 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella
The Bet by Pixie.girl.cullen reviews
Edward Cullen, most popular guy in the school and can charm any girl into his bed. But what happens when he is bet that he can't bed unpopular Bella Swan? better then it sounds. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,969 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Joins Band Class by Werewolf Luver246 reviews
When Emmett pulls a " Brilliant!" prank, that totally backfires, Carlisle and Esme decide it's time for him to get a hobby!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Emmett
Annoying Edward by teamjacob1 reviews
Alice finds a list of ways to annoy Edward. How long untill he cracks? To Edward fans- GET OVER IT! It's all in good humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,930 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Jasper
Routine Gone Wrong by My Vampire Sparkles reviews
Bella cuts herself accidentally shaving her legs in the shower while Edward is out hunting with Emmett and Jasper. Emmett plays a prank on Edward leading to Edward hunting Emmett. Edward catches Bella's scent, dun-dun-duh! My first fanfic, please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,246 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Fire Reborn by edwardcrazy reviews
Bella is a Vampire. She lives in Forks with her brothers and sisters Alice, Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie. What happens when there is a new guy who has the same name as Bella's long lost love from her human life 80 years ago?ExB all writing halted
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
College time, for little Bella by mysterygirl531 reviews
Bella and her best friend Alice head off to Dartmouth for their freshman year of college. Romance sparks soon and Bella finds herself being pursued by big-shot player, Edward Cullen. Can this football hunk win Bella's heart? R&R. Regular pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,920 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
It Should Be Me by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unknowingly Knowing the Past by Ellie is a freak name reviews
The Cullens know nothing of Twilight:the book by Meyer entailing their secrets.No one in Forks does.But Ella does.Now she's in Forks,so are the Cullens. Will she affect their lives with her knowlege?Will she even tell them?How would they react?cannon pair
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,961 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008
Something More by Summer Leah reviews
Edward and Bella are dating, but both want something more out of their sex life. LEMONY SMUT! AH, OOC, dominant Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Into Your Arms by WakeUpSunshine reviews
AU AH Bella is busy trying to support her and her sixteen year old son. She was never expecting her son's father to return to Forks after leaving before their child was born. Now she has to face him; tell him the lie she's held for so long.ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 102,300 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost by lAURiCE reviews
What happens when Bella wakes up in the House of Night, without remembering anything? TwilightxHouse of night crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,734 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ultimate Mission by lizabel411 reviews
I gritted my teeth. 'Just endure.' I reminded myself of the mantra that went through my mind everyday. This was an important mission. I had to succeed. My eyes widened suddenly with surprise. "Edward! What the heck are you doing here!" All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Heavy PMS by emeralda violeta reviews
what happens when bella has her period? these are very slight exaggerations of my own behavior during my own time from bella's stand point. i really get like this myself. she's a complete emotional monster to everyone. read and review. its really funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,999 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're on by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Alice is sick of Bella's tomboy ways, so they make a bet that Bella has to be a girly girl for an entire month. What will happen when her other best friend, Edward, suddenly takes a romantic interest in her? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Simple and Clean by Pengirl55 reviews
Bella Swan was raped, but she can't tell anybody. When she meets Edward Cullen, she has finally found the person she can talk to. But he can’t help her. So Bella will do whatever it takes to confide in the one person who's the most dangerous to her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,018 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Air Kisses by streakofred reviews
Beautiful and confident Bella Swan and her best friend super hottie Jasper Whitlock moves to Forks, Washington for a change of scenery. She meets school player, the gorgeous Edward Cullen. But Bella knows how to hold her ground. AH AU BxE AxJ EmxR rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,204 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Trailer Trash by onemoretimeplz reviews
This is my first fanfic. One-shot. AH E/B. Very OOC. This is badass Edward and trailer trash Bella. Based on an annoyingly popular song. Please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lillie Isabelle Cullen by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
What if Carlisle and Esme adopted one more child?What interesting things can happen in her life as a Cullen,and how powerful is she?Set 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Chapter 34:Epilogue. Please, Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,964 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Twilight MasterCard Commercial by tinkerbella87 reviews
*First Fanfic* Had an Idea From Mastercard Commercials Will Do Each Character From Twilight Saga Please Review and or Leave Ideas as well to !
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
So Not Over You by BroadwayMinion reviews
First Installment in series, Bella's away at College after Edward left in high school, what happens when the Cullen's show up? Will she accept Edward again? What will change? Who will change?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,376 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella - Complete
Dare for the Cullens by Bookcoolie97 reviews
When the Cullen family and Jacob engage thmselves in a game of Dare the Dares keep getting weirder. Then you have the Brett man.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Emmett
You're Not Alone by The Romantically Inept reviews
A lonely teenage girl. A beautiful runaway. Two people with nothing in common except the one thing they never knew they needed: each other. Edward/Bella. Anonymous reviews and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism welcome please. no slashing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,511 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008
Falling for You by sugarhigh123 reviews
All Human, AU. Bella and Edward are best friends, and have grown up together with the others. In eighth grade, Edward promises himself one thing. He won't fall for Bella. It's much easier spoken than done. Won't be cliched, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Beaches by edwardbella001 reviews
Edward and Bella met on the beach when they were four. Edward taught her how to ride a bike and Bella taught him how to tie a necktie. But when they get older, how come they have such a difficult time expressing their feelings for one another? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,501 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Luck by My name is Birdie reviews
Bella has bad luck. She always falls for the bad boy. Edward Cullen is an internation super star, and a definate bad boy. But she promised herself she wouldn't fall for the bad boy every again. Full Summery inside. T incase
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sincerely Yours by RoonilWazlib347 reviews
Edward and Bella, together forever. They've been bestfriends for 7 years. But when he reads Bella's letter and becomes her secret admirer, he must decide which is more important: their friendship, or his undying love for her. All human ExB AxJ. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,900 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
The New Pet by Blueroan reviews
A new stray finds its way to the Cullens’ front door step. Blind, badly injured,and hunted by a vampire named Cane, Sarah Babineaux is the newest addition to Carlisle collection of broken souls. Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Mrs Mayers not me!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,759 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Living next to the Cullen's and Hale's by super-pigeonemo reviews
Bella Swan moves in with her father and brother. Only to find out the neighbors son is gorgeous and she might just fall in love with him but Edward just so happens to be a player. With her friends can she cahnge Edward? ExB JxA EMxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never Again by kArlITaLUna reviews
My entry for the "DIRTY TALKING EDWARD CONTEST." Edward learns that Bella doesn't want him to hold back. Details for the contest inside :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lovers for Eternity by edwardbella001 reviews
Sequel to Friends for Eternity! What if Bella and Edward were best friends before lovers? This is a story on how they grow up as teenagers and into adults where their feelings become more than friendship. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,683 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,679 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chained on Halloween by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward Contest" - Alice is holding a Halloween Party. Bella and Edward have a bet - winner has the other chained. Who will it be? Rated M BxE R&R? Thanks! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Friends for Eternity by edwardbella001 reviews
What if Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were born? This is a story on how they grow up as kids and into teenagers where their feelings for each other start to blossom. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,495 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Cullen Island by xxlilyyannxx reviews
Bella and the Cullens end up on a deserted island. What happens when you mix 7 vampires, a human, and three days? A whole lot of interesting situations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
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Destination: Twilight Zone reviews
What happens when a group of 6 friends move to Forks and meet the characters of their dreams? What happens when half runs with vamps and the other with wolfs? Will they be together in the end? "We're as tight as a fat guy in spandex." For my Besties
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Memories reviews
Edward, player, meets Bella and falls inlove. He decides to take her and his friends to the Bahamas on a Cruise Ship to tell her his feelings. What happens? One thing's for sure...No one and nothing will be the same. Disclaimer:I own nothing AH OOC E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,732 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Kiss of Obsession reviews
Edward Cullen is a geek. He's at the bottom of the social chain, put there forcefully and just when he thinks the Popularity Gods hate him, he's pulled into a game only he can stop. The thing is, does Edward want it to stop? OOC AH Disclaimer: Me no own
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Songs By Vampires reviews
Yep, Vampires are going American Idol, but the songs aren't regular songs, their made to fit the character who's singing it's situation. Every chapter is different. Suggestions are greatly recommended. One-shots. Vampires! Post BD. Only Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Help Me reviews
This is Amanda's POV for the rape that you find out about in chapter 11 of Memories. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ MEMORIES. And this is lemony. So don't cuss me out if you thought it was something totally different. Disclaimer: I do not own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Seth - Complete
Traitor reviews
This is what happened when Taty walked in on Amanda and Seth supposedly having sex. This is in 3rd person POV, because I wanted to try it out. Do not read this until you have read ALL 11 chapters of Memories. Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Twilight AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Seth - Complete
The Mind Controller reviews
A Telepathic is said to read minds, a Emapth is said to feel the emotions around them, a Psychic can see the future, and a Telekinesis can move things with their mind. What happens when these worlds collide? OOC Disclaimer:I don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward My Life Long Lover reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. A poem in Bella's eyes about her love for her life long lover Edward. Please read and review. ExB Don't like don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, if I did...That would be so AWESOME!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sun reviews
Bella's parents divorce. Her heart is torn. It looks like no one can bring her out of this nightmare. Not until a mysterious boy comes along and she fall in love. Will he love her too or will her heart break again? AH B x who? Disclaimer: I own nada
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
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