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Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

If you have no life, enjoy anime too much, and people tell you you have no life, put this in your profile. (that's so true. People at my school tell me all the time. I do have an life. I just have an different life then they have. It's like their saying that if you watch anime you don't have an life. That's so cruel. It's like if I would say 'If you go to the mall you don't have a life'. Sucks!)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show)/played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this on your profile.

You know you've been reading too much yaoi when...

1. You can't remember the last time you've read a no-yaoi story.

2. You write your own yaoi and its full of nothing but smut and lemony goodness.

3. You can't stop saying lemony goodness!

4. You see to dudes in an anime talking and you chant 'kiss! kiss!' over and over again.

5. This list actually makes sense to you.

6. You're against boy/girl relationships.

7. You easily get mad at anyone who mistakes yaoi for shonen-ai

8. You get made at people who mispronounce yaoi

If all these thing actually make sense to you, copy and post this list into your profile and add your own yaoi obbsesed thing to the list.

Name: Katia!

Age: 15

D.O.B: 8/29/ 94

Hair: Chocolatey brown

Eyes: Hazel

Height: 162 CM =3

Weight: 103 lbs

Most Commen Quotes:

"The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnle.The Pessimist sees the darkness of the tunnle. The realist sees that light and knows it's an oncoming train, nyan."

"When life gives you lemons, make cherryaid. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Unrequited love is the worst, because false hopes burn the most. It's better to watch the one you love, love another in return, because, then, at least you know that there is no hope, because they're in love, and happy, and that they will never love you as you love Them. And maybe, we shouldn't waste our time with the boys we cry over. Because, the guy who's really worth crying over, the one who deserves your tears, is the one who will never make you cry."

Fave...

Show: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

KHR!Pairings: 339 (OTP =w= ) , 8059 , 6996, 1827, D39, B/F

Musical...Thingit : Hiroki Takahashi ;D That man can sing

Song- Everytime You Kissed Me - Emily B- something... From Pandora Hearts

Movie: Bleach: Memories of Nobody

Book: Alice in Wonderland

Org.XIII Member: Marloooosha o3o

Food: o3o; I...Like... POCKKKKYYY

Drink: Ramune = Love Cherry Vanilla Pepsi = Doublelove

Vid Games: Final Fantasy, The World Ends With You, Kingdom Hearts, Shin Megami Tensei...

Any Hobbies?: Drawing, Reading, writing, IMing/RPing (Yahoo, MSN, and AOL)

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Rain by Crimson Eyed Sakura reviews
Konan reflects on her feelings about Pein. Pein comes to a realization. After a night together under the stars, Konan gets pregnant. How will the Akatsuki, a group of S-ranked, filthy-mouthed MEN deal with the newest addition? Last chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/22/2008 - [Pain/Pein, Konan] - Complete
Finding Yourself by UGAgirl reviews
Sakura leaves to become stronger after feeling like life is passing her by. Sasuke finally comes back after defeating Itachi, and wants to restore his clan. But will he get accepted by the village he left? And since when is he attracted to Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,779 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
17 DAYS OF HELL by Bexi reviews
Vexen creates a potion to destroy Marluxia's flowers - instead, it turns Zexion into a baby. Aging a year each day, Zexion has a 2nd chance at his childhood. But what happens when young Zexion takes a shine to Marluxia because of his scent? Not shōnen-ai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,054 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Marluxia, Zexion
What We Do Behind Doors That Don't Close by Plasmodesmata reviews
After the fall of Organization XIII, the shells of the Nobodies reformed and were scattered across worlds, void of their powers. Marluxia holds the only way to reconnect the worlds to seek what he lost and grieve for the cruelties he inflicted.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,537 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Vexen, Marluxia
New Game Plus by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºAkihiko/Minatoº Given a chance to start all over again, will Minato be able to make a difference in his future? An exploration of what New Game Plus could really mean.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,756 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Akihiko S., Protagonist - Complete
Just One More Chance by WonderlandSyndrome reviews
Post-KHII: A third chance of life, a third chance of love, a third chance of happiness. - LexZex & Fan-Children/Replicas Fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 176,899 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Lexaeus, Zexion
My Heart's Musician by FortunesRevolver reviews
It was supposed to be a simple favour; Ludwig has asked him to walk his dogs while he was out with Feliciano. Upon arriving at the German’s supposedly empty house, he stumbles upon Gilbert on the roof playing a FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! PrussiaxAustria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,210 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Bloodstained Smile by Okinawa Angel reviews
Emiko is a young woman of 25 found at a battleground. Brought back to the Akatsuki, her massive chakra reserves catch the attentions of various ninja. No matter what seems to happen to her or her friends, she is bound to have a smile : Hidan/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,280 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Hidan
The Value of Us by Year of Fighters reviews
AU. Even if he has an almost-normal life, Squalo finds himself being sucked into Xanxus' strange world. Is a man who toys with him really worth surrendering everything Squalo had before? XS. DS/SD kind of . Rating will go up later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,758 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
The Beginnings of Love and Hate by Vedra reviews
Turkey has fallen in love with Greece, and will do anything thing to make him apart of him. But what are the consequences of him acting so rashly?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,083 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Turkey, Greece
One Hundred Things Austria Mustn't Do by Hazel-Beka reviews
12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Austria - Complete
Bitte Bleib by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Roderich liked these times, when he would sit at the edge of the bed or lean against the wall and just watch Gilbert sleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Short Stories With Happy Endings by Boyue reviews
A collection of short stories, each inspired by a quote on love. Multiple pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 48,491 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Foreign Relations by nostalchique reviews
A collection of Alfred/Arthur drabbles and oneshots. Rated from K-MA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - America, England/Britain
Loser Pays by Geekies reviews
The only one who's really hungry is America, yet the one who has to buy lunch for today's group is either Turkey or Greece. How will they decide on who pays? A battle of DDR of course! Simple! But what's this sudden turn of events? Oneshot. Fluff Tureece
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - [Turkey, Greece] America, China - Complete
By Your Side by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Arthur falls sick with a serious case of pneumonia. Alfred takes it upon himself to help his friend get better, definitely setting them up for unintentional trouble. Fluff, AmericaxEngland. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Five More by Asidian reviews
Five times Lithuania realized he was in love with Poland. Poland/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
State of Mind by YukiSkye reviews
Alfred decides it's about time Arthur gets checked out about his... mentality
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Under the Stars by Fortrylle reviews
Arthur turned and opened his front door, but briefly looked up at the stars one last time, “Cute, eh?” US/UK Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nevermore by Habit reviews
A certain bloodthirsty priest is passing through Amegakure when he's detained by a rather interesting character...one that he is DYING to beat...literally! *M FOR A REASON! TIS A LEMON!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Inspiration by Corkboard reviews
England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
sasodei by Jade07Fun reviews
this is a sasori deidara smut ! dont likey dont readey i cant spell and my grammer sucks if you cant stand things writen with bad grammer and spelling dont read !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Breath Into Me by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Could you be concidered a murderer, if you didn't do anything to stop it? ItaSasu. Rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Alone by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He hated being alone. And alone is exactly what he was right now. Jashin would fix that, he knew it. But can Jashin fix his aching heart at the loss of his partner? KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sound by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Maybe its the little things you do.. but most of all its the sounds you make that keep me company. Kakuzu shares his thoughts about Hidan and his voice and their love- thoughts he would never say outloud. Yaoi, whats to be expectd of KakuxHi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
a deceptive view by So Guhn reviews
England has an embarassing problem with America's glasses. England x America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/16/2008 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Loneliness by JeRhy reviews
Hidan doesn't feel wanted in the Akatsuki and decides to leave-- but how will he be able to stay away with his memories of Kakuzu lingering? M for language. Yaoi. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Am i losing my mind? by StitchedRevolution reviews
Hidan is always waiting for Kakuzu. One day he finds a little kitten and decides to keep it. But, for some reason Kakuzu's missing. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not Lovers by Darkfire75 reviews
KakuHida. He wasn't supposed to feel anything for his partner. That was the agreement. rated for sexual content and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Too Bad Love And Hate Does Not Mix by CuteCherryBlossom reviews
Love and Hate are totally different emotions. And maybe it was just them and their weird outlooks on things but...Love and Hate just does not mix. ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Suigetsu H., Karin
Primrose Path by Sayaka-sama reviews
Suigetsu is not at all a hard person to please. SuiKa. Take note of the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Hot Spring Surprise by soukei reviews
As she closed her eyes, she let her thoughts drift away and listened to the sound of nature around her. All alone, so she thought..[SuigetsuKarin.Lemon]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Rain by Iia reviews
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? ...Hey, maybe it's the rain. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Three Again by ShullieQ reviews
Severel the leaf rookies, Neji, Lee and Gaara get turned into three year olds by one of Orochimaru's ninjas. Kankurou, Temari and Shikamaru have to take care of them. Or save the known world from them. Rated for language. !Dropped Piece, not updating!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,475 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004
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Vendetta reviews
Lovino goes missing. Feliciano and Spain find out who kidnapped him, and the nation responsible has hell to pay... For Hetalia Kink, and rated for language, and ... Um, violence?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2009 - N. Italy, Spain - Complete
I'm Rome, and You'll be Germania reviews
The story of how Rome first met Germania, and how they became… 'Friends'. . . No historical accuracy, at all. . . Rated for mild language, because I'm not into Shota. Chapter 2 is in the works!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Ancient Rome, Germany
Hetalia Hell, a Cracked up RP reviews
An RP me and my BFFs did one night, in which there is partying, OOCness, typos, and CHibis XD PLZ dont flame T T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009