Author has written 5 stories for NCIS, Night at the Museum, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Hellcats.
The biggest tragedy of my life is that I've become far too witty far too late.
Hello, welcome to my profile page. I apologize if anything prior on here may have placed a bad impression. I was extremely young when I first started out on here and therefore slightly stupid. Now I try to create fanfictions that are more or less cannon to some of my favorite television shows, movies, books, etc. with some of my own characters in them. Most of my ideas lately are still in development and it's been quite a while since I've posted any updates on here. If you were looking forward to my previous fics being updated, I'm sorry to say they probably won't be. Looking back on them have made me cringe somewhat greatly as there were plenty of plot holes that need filling and I want to get my new ideas started and finished.
I will try to post my new fics completely finished, or in parts with good stopping points rather than a chapter a week. I will also be enlisting the help of betas for my new stories so I can make for sure that what I am posting on this site is good writing and a good read.
:) Thank you for taking the time to look at my profile. PM me if you have any questions or would like me to Beta.
A/U:On the MGA Chronicles, I deleted Chapter 22 for the cause of the last half or so of the chapter was very crappy writing, I should've posted the first half and ended the chapter, sorry for the inconvenience but I would rather have you wait with me until inspirations hits rather than reading whatever I spew out on the page...I should hopefully be able to continue on both stories though!
A/U (April 20th, 2010): Just to let you all know, I am on a bit of a hiatus, so don't be expecting updates until summer or when Track is over with...I'm REALLY sorry! I wish I could write and I have started on ideas of where to go with all my stories...it's just overwhelming with everything!
List of terms for AIW fanfic (just to be clarifying things :p):
Bandersnatch - a creature under the control of the Red Queen
Brillig - 4 o' clock in the afternoon the time you begin broiling things for dinner
Crims - the central land of Underland
Downal wyth Bluddy Begh Hid - "Down with the Red Queen" the slogan of the Resistance
ezel - high, go up
fairfarren - farewell; "May you travel far under fair skies"
Frabjous day - the day Alice slays the Jabberwocky and frees Underland from the oppression of the Red Queen
frumious - filthy with a very bad smell
Futterwacken - a dance of unbridled joy
gallymoggers - crazy
Gribling - the day Alice will return to Underland
guddler's scut - thief's ass (personally this one it my all time favorite XD)
Gummer Slough - a dangerous swamp of thick viscous mud
Horunvendush day - the day when the Red Queen took control of Underland
Jabberwocky - a deadly creature, the Red Queen's ultimate weapon
Jubjub Bird - a flying creature under the control of the Red Queen
klotchyn - heads up, pay attention
naught for usal - it's no use trying
noge - go low down
nunz - don't go/not now
Oraculum - a Calendar of all the days of Underland, each day having its own title and illustration
orgal - to the left
Outlands - an untamed land to the west of Witzend
Outlandish - an old language spoken only in the Outlands adopted by the Underland Underground Resistance as a secret code in the revolution against the Red Queen
Pishsalver - potion that makes one shrink
Queast - a land to the East, but not in the least
Quillian - the following day after Alice's return
saganistute - a wise person of poetry and vision
Salazen Grum - a port city where the Red Queen lives
shukm - excrement
sloth - slowly
stang - right
slurking urpal slackush scrum - dirty words of the most foul meaning
slurvish - selfish, self-centered
Snud - southern Underland
Tulgey Wood - a thick wood where Alice meets the Jabberwocky
Underland - the real name for the place Alice calls Wonderland
Upelkuchen - cake that makes one grow
Witzend - a western land where the Mad Hatter and March Hare were born
yadder - far away - way yadder beyond the Crossling in Snud
zounder - behind you!
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