Author has written 8 stories for ElfQuest, Lord of the Rings, Legend of Zelda, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
Just a few quick quotes:
(Azula is shown in front of a large mirror, getting ready for her coronation. She tries to fix her own hair, but it keeps falling out of place.)
Azula: (grunts in frustration, and grabs a pair of scissors) All right, hair, it's time to face your doom! (she cuts her bangs and smiles crazily)
UrsaWhat a shame. You've always had such beautiful hair.
AzulaWhat are you doing here?
Ursa: I didn't want to miss my own daughter's coronation.
Azula: Don't pretend to act proud. I know what you really think of me. You think I'm a monster.
Ursa: I think you're confused. All your life, you've used fear to control people like your friends, Mai and Ty Lee.
Azula: Well, what choice do I have?! Trust is for fools! Fear is the only reliable way! Even you fear me.
Ursa: No. I love you, Azula. I do.
(Azula's lower lip trembles as tears begin to run down her face. She yells, throwing her hairbrush at the mirror and shatters it. Azula then falls to the floor and cries, clearly alone, her hallucination gone.)
Katara: Is this real or a legend?Chong: Oh, it's a real legend.
Chong: (singing) Two lovers, forbidden from one another, a war divides their people, and a mountain divides them apart. Built a path to be together - (talking) Yeah, I forgot the next couple of lines but then it goes - (singing again, rocker style) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountain! SECRET, SECRET, SECRET, SECRET TUNNEL! Yeah!
Iroh: (holding his chin in thought) Delectable tea.. or deadly poison?
Chong: Hey, I just remember the rest of that song! (gets his banjo and stands in the front of the cave and sings dramatically) AND DIE!
Sokka: How did you guys get out?
Aang: Just like the legend says, we let love lead the way.
Sokka: Really? We let huge ferocious beasts lead our way.
Katara: (to Sokka) Why's your forehead all red?
Chong: (to Katara and Aang) Nobody react to what I am about to tell you, (points at Sokka) I think that kid might be the Avatar!
Sokka: (slaps forehead)
Sokka: (hallucinating after drinking cactus juice) Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya. Nothin's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
Katara: Okay, I think you had enough. (pours the rest of it into the sand)
Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?
Katara: (After spotting the giant sand mushroom cloud made by Aang) What is that?
Toph: What? What is what?
Sokka: (under the influence of the cactus juice) It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!
Katara: Let's just keep moving. I hope Aang's okay.
Sokka: (hallucinating, waving arms) FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!! Mushy giant friend!!(Aang's hallucinating a fight between Momo and Appa, then Guru Pathik comes by flying on a cloud, with six arms, playing a sitar with lower arms, while holding bowls of onion and banana juice with middle arms, upper arms waving aimlessly, singing:)