Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
I like to go by Lid C.
So, i have one story on here and if you could please
All types of criticism is accepted, I've never been a good writer.
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i love reading anything on here related to Twilight especially if its a funny one.
The Azalea Bunting Bag:
Forget Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down MY chimney!
When life gives me lemons I throw them back and demand Edward.
The only reason Edward ran from Bella in the meadow was because I was on the other side
I called my boyfriend Edward and now he thinks im cheating on him...OOPS
My girfriend read twilight and now she calls me edward and throws glitter on me
Edward Cullen: making real guys feel pathetic
Edward Cullen Vs. Jacob Black is like Sparkles vs. Fleas Take your pick
You're not jealous of Bella Sawn?...Liar
0.2 Seconds = how long it took for me to fall for Edward Cullen
"Thanks, Stephenie. Now I'll never find a man."
Everytime I hear thunder I wonder if vampires are playing baseball
Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in a shiny Volvo
"I can't stay mad at Jasper. No really."
Bella Swan does not appreciate your fantasies about her husband
I cut pages 73-381 out of New Moon. Jacob can go die.
I threw New moon at the wall when Edward left
Katie Peary wrote Hot'n Cold while sitting between Edward ans Jacob, guess who was the out?
Screw Dr.Phil, Jasper never needs to say, "how do you feel about that"
Good guys read Twilight, and take notes.
"Alice will you take me shopping for fancy french lingrie like the ones you bought Bella?"
Dear Bella, I'll marry Edward for you so you can have Jacob.
Cullenism...my new religion.
Edward Cullen makes abstinence sexy.
Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward
I typed in "sexy" in Google and it came up "Did you mean Edward Cullen?"
Future boyfriend checklist: Golden eyes, super strength, silver Volvo, reddish-brown hair.
Edward Cullen can't impregnate me, but I would let him try. Many, many times.
Dearest Edward Cullen, Dammit #@?! why arn't you real!?
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE CURE FOR OECD (OBSESSIVE EDWARD CULLEN DISORDER)
Er...where were we?? Oh yeah... OECD...screw the remedy! I'm thinking about Edward. Don't bother me
Because of Edward Cullen, human boys have lost their charm
Edward Cullen ruins all mortals for me
Forget Prince Charming, I'm waiting for my Edward Cullen
I have trouble realizing Edward Cullen is just a fictional character
And on the 8th day, God made Edward Cullen
Sexy was born on June 20, 1901. They named it Edward Cullen.