Lid C
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Joined 12-22-08, id: 1778283, Profile Updated: 01-11-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I like to go by Lid C.

So, i have one story on here and if you could please
check it out and review that'd be super awesome.

All types of criticism is accepted, I've never been a good writer.
The more help I can get, the better I get. (:

If you'd like to know more about me hit my homepage button and it'll take you to my myspace.

i love reading anything on here related to Twilight especially if its a funny one.
God knows i can't get enough of those if you've written one send it in my direction
I'll be more than happy to read and REVIEW.

Three Mothers:
Emmett's statue poses:



The Azalea Bunting Bag:

Funny Quotes:

Forget Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down MY chimney!

When life gives me lemons I throw them back and demand Edward.

The only reason Edward ran from Bella in the meadow was because I was on the other side

I called my boyfriend Edward and now he thinks im cheating on him...OOPS

My girfriend read twilight and now she calls me edward and throws glitter on me

Edward Cullen: making real guys feel pathetic

Edward Cullen Vs. Jacob Black is like Sparkles vs. Fleas Take your pick

You're not jealous of Bella Sawn?...Liar

0.2 Seconds = how long it took for me to fall for Edward Cullen

"Thanks, Stephenie. Now I'll never find a man."

Everytime I hear thunder I wonder if vampires are playing baseball

Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in a shiny Volvo

"I can't stay mad at Jasper. No really."

Bella Swan does not appreciate your fantasies about her husband

I cut pages 73-381 out of New Moon. Jacob can go die.

I threw New moon at the wall when Edward left

Katie Peary wrote Hot'n Cold while sitting between Edward ans Jacob, guess who was the out?

Screw Dr.Phil, Jasper never needs to say, "how do you feel about that"

Good guys read Twilight, and take notes.

"Alice will you take me shopping for fancy french lingrie like the ones you bought Bella?"

the 11th comandment: Thou shalt love Edward Cullen unto thy death.

Dear Bella, I'll marry Edward for you so you can have Jacob. new religion.

Edward Cullen makes abstinence sexy.

Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward

I typed in "sexy" in Google and it came up "Did you mean Edward Cullen?"

Future boyfriend checklist: Golden eyes, super strength, silver Volvo, reddish-brown hair.

Edward Cullen can't impregnate me, but I would let him try. Many, many times.

Dearest Edward Cullen, Dammit #@?! why arn't you real!?

1)Stop thinking about edward...
2)stop thinking about his Volvo...
3)stop thinking about his muscular chest...and his flawless body...
4)stop thinking about his smell...
5)stop thinking about his voice...

Er...where were we?? Oh yeah... OECD...screw the remedy! I'm thinking about Edward. Don't bother me

Because of Edward Cullen, human boys have lost their charm

Edward Cullen ruins all mortals for me

Forget Prince Charming, I'm waiting for my Edward Cullen

I have trouble realizing Edward Cullen is just a fictional character

And on the 8th day, God made Edward Cullen

Sexy was born on June 20, 1901. They named it Edward Cullen.

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Things each of the Cullen kids can't do by Master Spy advenger reviews
Carlisle is done with his kids behavior, so he makes lists of things they have done and can't do any more. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Our accidental Life by Team-Edward3849 reviews
All-Human. The life of Edward and Bella. The two strangers get drunk at a bar one night and wake up married the next morning. Go with them on a life journey filled with love, laughs, and of course...mistakes. Title changed. ExB EmxR AxJ Review pleaseeeeee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TrickorTreat by My Beloved reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn: This is Renesmee's first Halloween. In fact it is everyone's save Bella and Jacob first Halloween. Trick-or-Treating with the Cullens, what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,280 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Love Never Was Easy by Morine123 reviews
What if Edward and Bella had a boy instead of Reneesme? 18 years later their lives are impacted by yet another love story. It's AU, and in character. The same events of Breaking Dawn are still played except the imprint. Son of EXB and OC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,730 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Midnight Conversation by The Original Anon reviews
First ever Twilight fanfic. About Edward and Bella having a conversation on one of those many nights where Edward sneaks into Bella's room. One-shot. Warning: Not my best fanfiction ever. Very fluffy, romance-y, and all those other things I despise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Characters Powers by Rebecca a.k.a Mrs. Jasper Hale reviews
A list of the special powers that the characters of Twilight posess.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
So Not Typical Boarding School by citystars reviews
When 17 year old Bella Swan attends the prestigious Waverly Prep Boarding School, she meets Edward Cullen, your average school player. When Edward takes interest to Bella, will she fall for him? Better than it sounds. Rated M for Safety. EXB OOC All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,954 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8459 - Favs: 7,660 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 301 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
I Don't Trust Myself With Loving You by kirstie23 reviews
Through the wonderful use of Myspace, Bella, living in Florida and Edward, living in Forks, become the best of friends. Once she moves to Forks things change and Bella knows her life will never be the same. Feelgood romantic story. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Three Mothers reviews
What would happen if... Bella wasn't the only who could bear children, but Rosalie and Alice as well. Explanation how its possible is included. First Fanfic. REVIEW. easy read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,671 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008