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Author has written 39 stories for Naruto, Aliens/Predator, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji, Wolfman, 2010, Pokémon, Rosario + Vampire, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
State: Where Global Warming doesn't even travel
Real Name: Jolene
Birthday: February 21
Sign: Pisces (I don't care what the new Zodiac says!)
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Grayish Blue
Tattoos: Tree frog on right shoulder blade, Kanji for Dream on my left wrist, Black heart on my right wrist, Star Trek emblem for Science division on upper left side of my chest, Tim Burton style person with Majora's mask looking at a rose, and Red with Pikachu following him in pixels on left ankle.
Ethnicity: French, English, and Italian
Stories I Write About: Mostly anime related things.. and Yuri or normal lemons, I don't mind Yaoi I'm just no good at writting it. To be perfectly honest if I have an idea for something I just go with it where ever it may take me. And on a side note I tend to like to finish writing the stories before I post them on here cause that way I know I'll finish them but if I feel I will finish it no matter what I'll post it and if people like it I'll write it faster.
Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto/Naruto Shippuuden, Deadman Wonderland (I actually only like the manga...), Soul Eater, Angel Beats!, Kuroshitsuji, Axis Powers: Hetalia, Rozen Maiden, Maria Holic, Pokemon, Digimon (1st season was the best), Rosario Vampire, Elfen Lied, Fooly Cooly, Hellsing, Chobits, Full Metal Alchemist, Another, Strawberry Panic! (this is a yuri but it's so sweet!), and Azumanga Daioh
Favorite Bands/Musicians: Florence and the Machine, Bastille, Walk The Moon, and Two Door Cinema Club
Favorite Songs: This Is the Life: Two Door Cinema Club, Seven Devils; Florence and the Machine, Tightrope: Walk The Moon, Pompii: Bastille, and Standing On Clovers; Ghosts On The Radio
Fav. Movies: The Thing, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, The Dark Knight Rises, The Rite, The Hangover 1-2, Pirates of the Caribbean Series, Return of the Living Dead, Hellraiser Series, Harry Potter Seires, Resident Evil Series, Dinner for Schmucks, Trick 'r Treat, Star Trek, Kick Ass, Dead Set, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Zombieland, Despicable Me, Dawn of the Dead and Hot Fuzz
Fav. Foreign Movies: Kamikaze Girls (Japanese), Voices (Japanese), Pan's Labyrinth (Spanish), Reincarnation (Japanese) Audition (Japanese), Uzumaki (Japanese).
Worst Movies: Twilight Series (I don't like it.. plan and simple..) Splice (The beginning was good but then it just went down hill) and The Village (I know there's more.. just can't think of them at the moment.)
Fav. Actors: Jim Carrey, Benidict Comberbatch, Simon Pegg and Allen Rickman
Fav. Actress: Milla Jovovich
Fav. Director: Tim Burton, George A. Romero, John Carpenter, and J.J. Abrams
Fav. Comedians: Lewis Black, Nick Swardson, and Jeff Dunham (If you have never heard of him shame on you!)
Fav. Music: Rock and Techno
Fav. Colors: Black and Navy Blue
Fav. Animals: Frogs
Fav. Fictional Creatures: Dragons, Werewolves (Real ones.. not the ones that go all Hulk when they're angry..), Vampires (Again I'm talking real ones not ones that sparkle!), and Fairies
Fav. Food: Pizza
Fav. Kind of Foods: Italian and Japanese
Fav. Season: Fall
Fav. Holiday: Halloween
Fav. Weather: Rainy or Foggy
Fav. Word: Ecstasy (I just love the way it sounds!)
Fav. Books: Harry Potter Series, World War Z: The Zombie War, Zombie Survival Guide (Read that shit it could save your life one day!), Heart-Shaped Box, The Lost Symbol (A must read, it's the third book to The Da Vinci Code Series), The Hunger Games Series, A Certian Slant of Light, Go Ask Alice, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Such a Pretty Girl, Cut, The Dream Theif, The Meaning of Life, Give A Boy A Gun, and Tuesdays With Morrie
Fav. Games: Destiny (XboxOne), Elder Scrolls: Skyrim (Xbox 360), Borderlands 1-2 (Xbox 360), Minecraft (PC/Xbox 360), Castle Crashers (X Box360), Bioshock 1-2 (Xbox 360), Kingdom Hearts Series, Dante's Inferno (Xbox 360), Dragon Age 1-3 (PS3), Fallout 3 and New Vegas (Xbox 360), Naruto Ultimate Nina 3 (PS2), God of War 1-3 (PS2/PS3), Left 4 Dead 1-2 (Xbox 360) Rune Factory Series, and Fable 1-3 (Xbox 360)
Fav. Game Characters: Fisto the sexbot (Fallout: New Vegas); Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2); Axel, Sora, Roxas, and Demyx (Kingdom Hearts 2); Iron Bull (Dragon Age 3); Gob (Fallout 3); Daxter (Jak and Daxter) and Clank (Ratchet and Clank)
Fav. Number: 7
Fav. Websites: Fanfiction.net Youtube.com and Hexrpg.com
Fav. non-anime shows: Game of Thrones, Star Trek, Total Blackout, The Colony, Doctor Who, Supernatural, 1 Girl 5 Gays, I Survived A Japanese Gameshow, Scrubs, Attack Of The Show, Goosebumps, Ninja Warrior, The Walking Dead, Ghost Hunters, Destination Truth, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Family Guy, Dead Like Me, Web Soup, and Whose Line is it Anyway
Fav. Channels: SyFy, LoGo, Discovery Channey, Chiller TV (Scary Good), and G4
Likes: Zombies (ZOMG I love them!), Lemons (Not the fruit...), Nerd Glasses (And Nerds in general), Japanese Culture, Egypt, Sleeping, Writing, Yuri, Singing, Making Friends, Books, Rain, Darkness, Dogs, My Friends/Family, Full Moons, Neptune (The Planet) Walking in the Rain, Playing Video Games, Sitting Outside in the Dark, Daydreaming, Driving my friends/family insane, Watching Snow Fall, Listening to Music, Ninjas, and Photography
Dislikes: Sunlight, Spiders (*Shudders*), People calling me Irish just cause I have red hair, Pink, Homophobes, Clingy Fangirls, Stupid People (Unless I need some form of entertainment and I don't mean people who are born stupid I mean people who just act like it...), Uptight People, Reality Shows, Rap (Old school is alright though), Drama, Cheerleaders (the sterotypical ones..), Overly Obsessive People (Seriously get a life people...), Heat, and Animals that shed a lot
Things I'd Like To Do Before I Die: Be in a Movie, Write my own Book, Kill a Zombie (Probably never gonna happen but one can dream), Learn to play piano, Travel the World, Learn Japanese and Learn to play violin
Fav. Naruto Characters and Why:
Naruto- Alright I know a lot of people think he's annoying but I think he is absolutly adorable! In my group of friends I am like Naruto in which I always try and help people and I try to prove that I am strong even though people don't think I am.
Konan: I really like her... her jutsu is cool and her personality in general is calming and enjoyable.
Kisame- I feel that fishy-kun does not get enough love and I think he is cool in the fact he puts up with Itachi's emotionless self.
Lee- He may not be the hottest character but when it comes to personatliy he is over the roof. I love his never give up attitude, it reminds me of Naruto and the fact that he hangs strong even though he can't do Ninjutsu or Genjutsu.
Temari- She is such a badass and I love it! Out of all the female characters she was strong in the begining plus she's smart.
Least Fav. Characters and Why:
Orochimaru- He is a nasty old fart and needs to die! Apart from being a child molester he is ugly and annoying! Plus what kind of idiot would teach someone awesome and powerful jutsus when your going to take his freaking body and he knows about it! That just screams I'm going to die...
Sakura- She is completly useless! I mean come on she gives female ninjas a bad name thinking we need everyone to save us. I'll admit she got some respect back in Shippuuden but still just cause she's as strong as Tsunade doesn't mean she's any better. I mean if the person I loved was leaving I would have knocked that bitch out and dragged his fatass home!
Sasuke- I HATE him... sorry he just really pisses me off! After keeping up with the manga each one I just hate him more and more. I wont spoil anything though but seriously he needs to work his issues out.
Naruto Straight and Why:
NaruXHina (Alright I know it's over used but come on Hinata is adorable and so is Naruto so they just fit damnit!)
AsuXKure (The best yet most tragic couple...)
ShikaXTema (This is my favorite strait pair I love Temari and they just complete each other!)
Other Straight Pairings and Why:
HarryXHermione [Harry Potter] (I personally think he's better off with her)
NevilleXLuna [Harry Potter] (I don't know why they're not together!)
Black StarXTsubaki [Soul Eater] (I think there personalities balance each other out perfectly)
Naruto Yaoi/Yuri Pairings and Why:
SasuXNaru (Come on you know they want each others bodies!)
KarinXSaku (Tasteful and interesting)
NaruXGaa (They have similar pasts and Naruto is the one to show Gaara what love is)
KureXAnko (I've always thought they fit well together)
KimiXJuugo (After watching Naruto Shippuuden 118 oh yea it's painfully obvious)
HidaXKaku (My favorite out of all I mean come on Hidan is a sexy beast!!)
KonanXOC (I love her with an OC the best )
KakaXYama (I have not read many with these two but I love Yamato and Kakashi so I like it)
TemaXHina (What can I say Temari is a sexy bitch and Hinata is awesome so why the hell not!)
AnkoXIno (I've read a few and I think it's hot!)
KisaXIta (Cause fishy-kun needs love too!)
Other Yuri/Yaoi Pairings and Why:
LunaXHermione [Harry Potter] (There not together very much but I like them)
DracoXHarry [Harry Potter] (I don't know why...)
LizXPatty [Soul Eater] (Incest never looked so good)
MakaXBlair [Soul Eater] (Just picturing Maka getting dominated by Blair is hot!)
ItalyXGermany [Axis Powers: Hetalia] (So cute )
MizuneXKurumu [Rosario Vampire] (I love it!)
MisyXMayXDawn [Pokemon] (Better as a threesome)
RocketXBabydoll [Sucker Punch] (They're both so cute)
Least Favorite Pairings:
Naruto Straight and Why:
SakuXAnyone (I know it's harsh but I just really don't like her with anyone except other girls...)
InoXShika (Shika-kun belongs to Temari)
SasuXKarin (It's not that I don't like these characters I just don't like them together..)
NejiXHina (It's just wrong...)
Other Straight and Why:
RonXHermione [Harry Potter] (I just don't like it...)
HarryXGinny [Harry Potter] (No!)
MakaXSoul [Soul Eater] (I don't like it)
SnapeXLily [Harry Potter] (As much as I love Snape I think he'd be better with someone else)
Naruto Yaoi/Yuri and Why:
SasuXOro (It's just not right...)
OroXAnyone (I really dislike him...)
Other Yaoi/Yuri and Why:
SnapeXAnyone [Harry Potter] (I don't like seeing him with another guy)
It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
It's also illegal.
It's not illeagal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
I'm pretty sure that's illeagal too.
Yea, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensetive... thanks a lot Bin Laden.- Alan, Stu and Phil; The Hangover
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!- Ash; Army Of Darkness
Does that dude have a screw through his head?
Hey! That's Doctor Franten Stein to you buddy! ... and yes. - My friend and I talking about Soul Eater
You're not really wearing that are you?
The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compilments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
So does Joy Behar. -Phil and Alan; The Hangover
(During AVP (Alien Vs Predators) in the theaters in the scene where the alien swishes his tail and his acid blood hits one of the Predator's armor chest plate thing..) Take it off!!
Jolene! Are you crazy?!
What? You can't tell me you wouldn't want a piece of that fishneted shirt muscle goodness! -Me and My mom; AVP (It was awesome seeing the wierded out faces of those around us )
If I'm told to put my hands up in the air and wave them like I motherfucking don't care one more time, I'm gonna shoot them in the face!- Alan Carr; The Friday Night Project with Kanye West
Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son-of-a-bitch that ever died in battle!
Thank you sir!- Evil Ash and Skeleton; Army Of Darkness
Can't decide what to get someone for Chirstmas? No problem get them a gift card.
It's the perfect way to say "Here's 20 bucks get your own fucking gift!" -Jeff Dunham and Walter on the Christmas Special
Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink to much.
Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. -Doug and Phil; The Hangover
Suck my ectoplasmic Schwanzstücke!- Johann Krauss; Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
This is a little travel mug I like to call it the perfect women. Big ole set of boobies, no head. And a handle- Will; Land of the Lost
I give you...VAN HALEN!- Dracula; Van Helsing Bloopers
How long did he touch you?
I don't know? About 5 seconds?
Touched you five seconds, laid three eggs.
Didn't even buy me a drink..- Abe and Hellboy; Hellboy
I'm going to put this as politely as possible... I will fuck you up!- Roxy; Dead Like Me
You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
No, I... wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?- Dib and Zim; Invader Zim
Bitch is down!- Me (We were watching Prom Night in the theater and at the end where the bad guy was shot I said it outloud making a lot of people laugh around me XP.. I'm such a loser -_-')
You're in love. Have a beer...
Oh, my body's a temple.
Now it's an amusment park.- Hellboy and Abe; Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Rube is so old, he probably reaped Jesus!- Mason; Dead Like Me
You can't be french...you have red hair!- My friend Silke (Alright my insane German friend thought that casue I had red hair I wasn't French -_-' She thinks I'm Irish..WHICH I'M NOT!)
(Reading track) Can't Smile Without You?
Yep, I'm gonna need a beer too..- Hellboy and Abe; Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Okay.. There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said..- Zim and Dib; Invader Zim
I'm going to tell you a story, not my story, that's later, this is just a story... Ready? Once upon a time, or more specifically at the dawn of time, god, lower case "g", was getting busy with creation, as the kids these days are saying. He gave Toad a clay jar and said, "Be careful with this. It's got death inside". Pleased as punch and oblivious to the fact that he was about to become god's fall guy on the whole death issue, Toad promised to guard the jar. Then one day Toad met Frog. "Let me hold the jar of death, or what ever you call it", Frog begged. With a nod to Nancy Reagan's pros of wisdom, Toad just said no. But Frog was determined, and after much whining Toad finally gave in. "You can hold it, but only for a second", he said. In his excitement, Frog began to hop around and juggle the death jar from one foot to the other. Frog was an asshole. "Stop!" Toad cried out, but it was to late. Frog dropped the jar and it shattered to the ground. When it broke open, death got out, and ever since then all living things have to die. Makes you wonder how much better the world would be if frogs just stuck to hawking beer. So there you have it, the mystery of death finally revealed. We all die, some of us sooner then later. For me it's going to be much sooner. But that's only the beginning of my story.- George; Dead Like Me
You're such a girl...
Then what are you?
...A visionary...- My sister and I
That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
What a crime...-Dana and Peter; Ghostbusters
(Listening about the Golden Army) What does it mean, industrable?
In-des-truct-i-ble. It means it cannot be destroyed.
(Later while he's fighting Golden Army) Industrable my ass!- Hellboy and Professor Bloom; Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
You see madness as you know is like gravity. All it takes is a little..push..- The Joker; Dark Knight
Do you want this body?
...Is that a trick question?- Gate Keeper and Peter; Ghostbusters
Jolene your ghost peed on the bathroom floor...
They can do that?- My Brother and I (It was a funny story... our bathroom door was closed all day and somehow a puddle appeared while the door was closed)
You expect me to pay to ride on this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms!!- Zim; Invader Zim
Ray, when someone askes you if you're a God, you say YES!- Winston; Ghostbusters
Nobody move! ...I dropped me brain...-Jack Sparrow; POTC: At Worlds End
Why haven't we taken off yet!?
...Cause I forgot the fuck I was gonna say...- Doctor and LJ; Resident Evil: Apocolypse Bloopers
(Walks back in class from the bathroom) My business is done!
Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, Zim?
Nonsense! I had much to do! SO MUCH!- Zim and Dib; Invader Zim
Dico, you coming to Mexico?
No, all the video games suck there. What am I gonna play, Outre Kombat? El Street Fight Grande?- Bam and Dico; Viva La Bam
I have a question for you... is everyone in this line and asshole?
Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole?
So it's just you then?
I have children in the car
I have a cake in the oven... He's got three minutes left on the meter... And she's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that it's shameful.- Rube and Women In Line; Dead Like Me (This made me laugh so hard!)
Have you ever tried calling you? I called you like 17 times. And I even left messages, and I even say dirty things on it thinking that will make you mad and all fired up, and you'll call me...- Jimmy Pop; Viva La Bam
You're just jealous...
This has nothing to do with Jelly!- Dib and Zim; Invader Zim
I don't care now stick that in your mouth and eat it!
...That's what he said...
NO JOLENE!- My mom and me hahaha it was to perfect...
Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
I made it myself!!- Zim and Gir; Invader Zim
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